If you are not a follower of the One True Religion, READ THIS! For it is written that the

From: csfed@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu (Frank Doss)

If you are not a follower of the One True Religion, READ THIS!

For it is written that the meek shall inherit the Earth, atheists should
plan now for their doom. I shall tell you just what you can and should do
to save yourselves.

REPENT NOW! Rejoice in the way of the One True God!

It has been said that the One True God is a murderous one, having ordered
the deaths of countless non-Hebrew tribes. A sadistic one, having ordered
the mutilation of new-born infants. A merciless one, having permitted new-
born infants to be condemned for all eternity for having made the sin of
passing on before being baptised.

I say to you nay-sayers, "Lo!" Fear not, for the One True God is nothing of
the sort. If you say the One True God is as described above, then you have
never read the Holy Book with an open heart and an empty mind!

Once you find the One True Lite, imbibe of it! Drink the whole of it in and
let it become part of you. You shall find it more satisfying and less
filling. With the warm fuzzy feeling, you will agree that the way of One
True God is the path to follow! The feeling is enough to make you unable to
resist the One True Calling: ANNOYING ATHEISTS!