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By Christopher Baker on Sat Dec 09 15:42:04 1995
From: J.J. Hitt
Date: 06 Dec 95 05:32:03
Subj: PC 23rd Psalm
* Original To : All, 1:2201/38.1
* Original From: Robert Adams, 1:2201/38.1
* Original Area: FREEMASON
* Original Date: Nov 28 06:25
The Politically Correct 23rd Psalm (22nd for Roman Catholics)
1 The one to whom I owe allegiance is my genderless primary-lesser-earth-
creature-workperson, who also furnishes my requisite needs and comforts.
2 It provides a verdant rain forest for me to habitate as the co-equal of
other earth creatures, spirits, sprites, trolls, gnomes, hobbits, and
extraterrestrial beings; It identifies and ensures that I have a source
of toxin and pollutant free drinking water.
3 It makes me a better, though not superior, person; It directs me as to
how best attain the epitome of my personhood pro bono, e.g. without im-
posing any obligation or indebtedness in return.
4 Even were I to ambulate the span of the concave geological formation of
the spectre of impending mortality, I shall not succumb to any anxieties
concerning contemporary social mores or restrictions; as It shall protect
me with Its presence; Its agents and their staff shall affirm and expand
my constitutional rights and privileges - whether real or imagined - and
allow me to pick and chose theistic beliefs or reject such superstitions.
5 It endows me with food stamps despite "mean-sprited" GOP budget-cutters,
It gives me unlimited amounts of non-contaminating and earth-friendly
petroleum substitutes; I shall have more than I could possibly consume.
6 I am guarantied affluence and full exemption from legal liabilities and
responsibilities for life; and I shall live hedonistically forever in a
welfare state without work requirements.
* "Bother," said Pooh as he sashayed into a Gay bar.
Origin: The Infallible Point (firstname.lastname@example.org) or (1:2201/38.1)