Msg # 384
Date: 07 Dec 92 08:29:56
From: Tyler Wunder
To: Scott Brown
Subj: AIDS
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G'day Scott:
In a msg of , Scott Brown writes to Randy Edwards:
SB> true: sodomy is a crime against nature, repent and seek the Lord or
SB> receive in your own body the just payment for your filth. Even in the
face
SB> of a deadly AIDS epidemic among those who persist in practicing sodomy,
the
SB> sodomites are unrepentant and even militant in their abomination.
SB> Measure 9. But I can just see the effeminate sodomites twitching and
SB> squealing as they pitch their tantrums to get their way.
SB> alcohol, money,and sodomy, for example. It's not too late. Consider
SB> repentance as you lay on your deathbed, shrunken by the horrible specter
of
SB> AIDS. But why wait till then, seek the Lord now. Miracles DO happen.
Scott, I thought you might like to read something along similar lines to
what you've written above.
A DIGRESSION ON THE NATURE OF A.I.D.S.
authored by J. Ass, Ph.d. in
Absurdity and Folly, M.A. in
Blather and Gibberish
(presently working on a degree in Bunk, accompanied by a
minor in Nonsense, with an option to buy)
For some time now, our world has been stricken with the
phenomenon of A.I.D.S., or the acquired immune deficiency
syndrome -- a product of the H.I.V. virus. A disease which
does not actually kill, but instead prevents the body from
defending itself properly from other ailments, this virus
has been the source of much attention from the medical
community, as well as the population at large. If you have
yet to learn of this dreaded disease, it could safely be
surmised that either you have been living under a very large
rock for the past ten years, or that you have passed beyond
the years of sexual promiscuity, and as such need not worry
about sexual diseases and the like.
Which leads to the first point of this digression:
A.I.D.S. is a sexual disease pure and simple. It has been
sent by our Lord God to teach the faggots and licentious
heterosexual people a lesson, in the way that God teaches
people their lessons best: by killing them. No pussy-
footing around for an ever-loving (yet ever-wrathful),
infinitely compassionate (yet jealous above all other
traits), all-forgiving (yet supremely vindictive) deity.
God reserves his mercy for people who copulate in the manner
in which he approves, and woe unto those who practice any
other form of fornication, for as everyone knows, the
performance of a basic biological function is of the utmost
interest and importance to the creator of the universe. He
made our genitalia, so He has every right to know what we're
doing with them. (footnote 1: In addition, our Lord God is
taking a renewed interest in how his subjects conduct their
respiration, digestion and expel their waste materials. I will
release all information in regard to this matter as soon as it is
made known unto myself)
Specifically, the performance of unsavoury sexual
practices is currently being punished by God in the form of
the A.I.D.S. and H.I.V. virus'. This fact can be seen
clearly, as it is the homosexual that is outright condemned
in the holy scriptures, and the homosexual community that is
the prime candidate for this affliction. Second to the
homosexual community are, of course, promiscuous
heterosexual individuals, who commit sexual acts outside of
the bonds of monogamous matrimony (however, as they are at
least performing their lewdness with members of the opposite
sex, their sin is not as immediate a concern as that of the
homosexual). Up until recently, both homosexuality and
promiscuity were relatively unheard of, and were kept in
check by relatively minor, yet still effective maladies such
as syphilis and genital crabs. But due to the recent
flaring up of these sinful activities, God has obviously
felt that something stronger, and much more effective was
called for. (footnote 2: It is the singular opinion of this
author, that the next great sexual scourge will be against
masturbators, who spill their seed in places other than the
sexual organs of their marriage partners. However, as
masturbators are very hard to locate, God seems to be having
difficulty in setting an appropriate ailment into motion)
Hence, it is quite clear that A.I.D.S. is a disease of
God's wrath, aimed solely at sexual deviates; the way to
avoid this condition is obviously to cease any and all
perverse sexual activity, and to engage in coitus only with
a God-approved marriage partner. Furthermore, it must be
kept in mind that a monogamous relationship cannot exist
outside of marriage, for one can never trust their partner
to be faithful, without the appropriate sacred Christian
vows having been made. Once those vows have been made,
however, husband and wife can easily be assured that their
desires will never stray from their marriage partner's
genital area.
However, rumours have been spread by homosexuals and
homosexual sympathizers that the H.I.V. and A.I.D.S. are not
limited or specific to homosexuals and other sexually loose
people. These degenerates point to the percentage of the
population that has contracted A.I.D.S. through blood
transfusions, or other illnesses, such as haemophilia; it is
quite possible that these "innocent victims" were neither
homosexual or "loose", and because of this, their deaths are
claimed to be undeserved. It is further asserted that if
God's wrath is intended for sexual deviates, that his aim is
quite bad, and it has been said that instead of operating
with a surgeon's scalpel, he has been working with a large
portion of plastic explosive, killing his intended targets
along-side innocent victims.
It must be observed, though, that these assailants of
the "divine wrath" theory of the concerned virus' are
forgetting the omniscience and omnipotence of God. Rest
assured, God is not catching innocent victims in his attacks
on the sexually reprehensible, but is rather causing the
disease to be even more effective by spreading it to persons
who may have evaded the original causes of infection, but
deserved an ignoble death for some other very good reason.
Had a single one of these blood transfusion A.I.D.S.
patients or A.I.D.S. suffering haemophiliacs deserved more
than death, God would merely have deactivated the virus in
the blood to be used in the operation, or switched bottles
when the orderly or nurse's back was turned. In any event,
if God has seen to it that a person was born with
haemophilia, He was obviously planning to cut their life
short anyway, and the disease simply provided a merciful and
convenient way in which He could do this. It is useless
concern to worry that an innocent person has never died of
A.I.D.S.
Finally, these defenders of the immoral, debauchery and
lewd activities of the primary targets of God's wrath, claim
that small portions of one or two small third world
countries are being killed off by the virus in large numbers
(passed to them through insect bites, no less). This is
patently absurd: according to God's plan, the populations
in these countries are constantly on the rise; how could
significant numbers of people be dying of A.I.D.S. in a
country where the population is increasing? Clearly, this
is a fabrication and exaggeration of those who wish to take
the attention away from their own licentiousness, and an
attempt to claim that God is not responsible for this
disease, or that if He is, that He's doing a poor job of
handling things. An accusation of this nature is quite
simply ridiculous; even if it were somehow true, it clearly
could not be so, and so I feel that this is as detailed a
defense that is required of this ludicrous charge.
Undoubtedly, acquired immune deficiency syndrome is
directed solely at sexual activity forbidden by the
Almighty; fortuitously, it kills off other sinners as well.
The charges that A.I.D.S. is ineffective because of its
"over-achieving" nature of affecting heterosexual non-
perverts is obviously wrong: the condition is most
effective, as evidenced by the steadily dwindling population
of homosexuals and perverts. If anything, the disease is
comparable to a toaster that also cleans the stove --
obviously, a beneficial thing to be owned, and such is the
beneficial nature of the A.I.D.S. virus.
Accordingly, it is with eager anticipation that I
await the next great plague that God will send in order to
destroy the wicked, in His great plan to make the world once
more fit for only His chosen flock. The choice is obvious:
join Him or die.
In His Service,
Doctor J. Ass
Tyler Wunder
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