"California Uber Alles" written by Jello Biafra
as performed by The Disposable Heroes of Hipopricy
California Uber Alles
California above all others
I'm the governor Pete Wilson you know
The baddest governor to ever grab the mic and go
BOOM!
Gimme a budget and watch me hack it.
Gimme a beat and I'll show you how to jack it.
I give the rich a giant tax loop hole.
I leave the poor living in a poop hole.
At a time when AIDS is in a crisis,
I cut health care and I raise prices.
Sales tax. Snack tax. Excise tax.
Information's attacked with a newspaper tax.
I hit the pocketbooks of working families.
Increasing tuition at the universities.
Someday I'll command all of you.
Even you're kids are gonna pray to me in school.
Soon I'm going to be the President.
You might remember the last one this state sent.
California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
I'm so proud to know The Great Communicator
I want to be known as The Great Incarserator
I blow environmentalists away
And I'll be Da Fuer someday
I keep cutting public education
even though we rank 45th in the nation.
I got a plan for the minorities
To send them to the California Youth Authorities
From San Fransisco Urban Elementary
to Pelican Bay State Penitentiary
There they can work for the master race
and always wear a happy face.
Close your eyes. I can happen here
Big brother in his squad car is coming near
Come and join the surf and sun
And keep California number one.
Now it's 1992
Knock, knock on your front door. Yo! Guess who.
It's the suede-denim secret police.
They've come to your house for your long haired neice
We're gonna send her off to a camp
Because she's been accused of growing hemp.
Don't you worry, it's only a shower.
Now for your clothes, here's a pretty flower.
We're gonna die on malathion gas.
The surpent's egg has already been hatched.
There's people starving and living in the streets.
Because they tried to mess with me, President Pete.
California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles