(1378) Mon 23 Dec 96 18:31 By: Richard Smith Re: Dog Psychic Hello All! Here's another bit

(1378)  Mon 23 Dec 96 18:31
By: Richard Smith
Re: Dog Psychic

 Hello All!

 Here's another bit of mirth for your holiday enjoyment that I
 pulled off the InterNet.  I think you'll find it amusing.

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                      Lady Read Minds of Animals

  Gifted Gina Caretti is a super psychic who can read an
 animal's mind like a book -- and she says the lowly pig is
 the purest thinker on Earth!

  "The pig is a saint who thinks nothing but wholesome  --
 almost holy --  thoughts," grandma Gina, 61, told reporters
 in Florence, Italy.

  "No other animal in the world, including the human, comes
 close to such piety.  And the pig is smart.

  "Believe it or not, pigs actually are known to ponder the
 meaning of life."

  But the house kitty has an amazing intellect that makes it
 much smarter than all the other animals, the clairvoyant
 granny told reporters.

  "Their gentle purrs and constant catnaps hide the fact that
 their brains are always at work.  Cats listen carefully and
 always know exactly what we're talking about," she said.

  Good-natured Gina makes her living as a pet psychologist,
 treating the emotional ills of beasts brought to her by
 people from all walks of life.

  And those who've watched the talented telepathist in action
 say there's no doubt she can peer into an animal's mind and
 read its innermost thoughts.

  "I have taken nearly a dozen of my pets to her over the
 years -- everything from snakes to rats -- and she has never
 failed to help them." said Dr. Dino Biccio, a Florence
 pathologist.

  "She can sit down with an animal and tell you its life
 history before you've given her the slightest hint of
 anything from the animal's past.  She is truly an amazing
 woman."

  The super seer provided these fascinating glimpses into the
 minds of some of our more commonplace creatures.

 * Dogs are loving animals who look on the bright side, no
   matter how miserable life has been.  They are constantly
   expecting something good to happen just around the corner.

 * Horses are highfalutin, haughty animals who consider
   themselves far superior to all others -- including humans.
   They especially look down their noses at cows.

 * Cows are grumpy and morose.  They consider themselves
   inferior to all other animals, especially horses.

 * Rats are witty and lighthearted creatures who play tricks
   on each other, and actually think through "jokes" in their
   mind.

 * Guinea pigs are music lovers who chatter among themselves
   and enjoy the sound of human voices.

 * Chickens are dim-witted birdbrains who often go through
   life without thinking anything about it.

 Source Of Information:  WEEKLY WORLD NEWS, December 24, 1996,
 page 21.

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 Quid, Me Anxius Sum?

  Richard
   Smith

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