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Welcome to CultMaster 2000
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                The power of modern computer technology
                joins the ancient battle against cults!

Have you ever felt like you were the only authentic Christian left?
Now you can prove it, with the new CultMaster 2000 CD-Rom package.
CultMaster 2000 is produced by Kingdom of the Kults, Inc., a
business founded by experienced professional cult-fighters
who now make their skills available to you. For just $99.99, the 
CultMaster 2000 will
let you prove that anyone who doesn't see things your way is any of the
following:

   * non-Christian
   * a member of a cult
   * a heretic
   * a Satan worshipper
   * plotting to take over the world
   * brainwashed
   * fanatic
   * overweight
   * a Republican

 The patented CultMaster software includes two major modules. First,
 there is the Cult Exposer module, which contains explosive
 documentation on the doctrinal absurdities and historical scandals
  behind over 3,000 religious denominations, including every major
 Christian denomination in the United States except yours (all
 negative information about your denomination of choice is deleted during 
the initial installation of the software). For example, if your
denomination is Methodist, you can access Cult Exposer to print out
detailed briefs showing why Lutherans, Catholics, and Presbyterians
are pitiful, deluded followers of a lie, adhering to doctrines that
 clearly make them non-Christian cultists. Cult Exposer is
customizable, allowing you to classify others as falling into any or
all of the categories listed above (non-Christian, cult member,
brainwashed, etc.). You make the allegations, we provide the
 evidence, drawing upon a vast library of Biblical commentary, 
anti-religious
 writings, historical information, and scandalous quotes from past
leaders and members of the accused organization. Catholics, watch
 your Lutheran friends tremble as they learn that Martin Luther advocated
 bigamy for Henry VIII (clearly making him a non-Christian!).
 Lutherans, stun your Catholic neighbors with the solid Biblical
 evidence that only Lutherans are Christian. And Mormons will be
 pleased to learn that they are the only ones who are NOT members of
 a cult! Cultmaster 2000 is so powerful that it can make a
 non-Christian  pagan out of anybody.

 For those rare cases where the Cult Exposer module doesn't offer
 just what you're looking for, or for those times when you must denounce
 someone who doesn't fit neatly into the 3000 denominations covered,
 the Custom Cult Slayer module has just what you need. Custom Cult
 Slayer allow you to choose from over 500 crucial doctrinal issues
 which might differentiate your beliefs from those of someone else.
 Once you've selected a group of beliefs where you differ from
 others,  Custom Cult Slayer uses those beliefs to create an exclusionary
definition of "Christian" to show why you are one and others aren't.

 This is a powerful technique which Kingdom of the Kults, Inc., and
  others have used successfully in books and pamphlets for years. For
 the first time, this method - known as "Semantic Redefinition for
 Exclusivity" - is now available for domestic use - thanks to
 CultMaster 2000.

 This exclusive software, so powerful that it can exclude almost
 anyone  from Christianity except you, has years of research and evidence
 sifting behind it. But now you can be a cult expert in only minutes!
 Pick the target, click the mouse, and watch as CultMaster 2000
 provides solid proof of scandal, occultic practices, and
 non-Christian  practices. With CultMaster 2000 as your theological 
watchdog, it's
  just "Pick, Click, and Sick" every time.

  As a public service, CultMaster 2000 offers a Netscape-enhanced form
  to help you experience the Cultmaster 2000's Custom Cult Slayer
  concept - in a primitive, public domain form (you've got to buy the
  software to get the real thing!). Try it out!

  If your local bookstore doesn't carry CultMaster 2000, they've
  probably been infiltrated by a cult. In that case, order direct by
  calling 1-800-HEL-FIRE and start putting the heat on the cultists
 around you!

  UPDATE NOTICE: Version 1.1 of CultMaster 2000 is now available,
 correcting a serious deficiency in version 1.0. Although everything
 in version 1.0 was theologicaly sound, we had failed to include the
 dangerous cult system of the martial arts. CultMaster 2000 now
 provides information about the martial arts as a cult, based on the
  powerful expose in Bob Larson's outstanding book, Larson's Book of
 Cults, Tyndale House Publ., Wheaton, 1983, page 27. It sure makes
  sense that those in the martial arts are cultists. They wear
 exclusive
 uniforms, have strict rules and codes they must follow, give
 allegiance to human leaders, have varying levels or degrees in their
 priesthood-like system of advancement, and jump around while
 shouting
  strange words. The martial arts - self defense or Satanic threat?
 Now  you've got proof with CultMaster 2000. (But if you are a martial
 arts specialist, don't worry! CultMaster 2000 will delete the arguments
 against your healthy hobby and provide a two-page document
 explaining why martial arts is obviously not a cult, and why those who 
don't
 enjoy martial arts will be damned.) Version 1.1 is avaialble as a
 free update to registered owners of version 1.0. The CultSlayer demo
 letter has also been updated to reflect the threat of martial arts 
cults.