By: Fredric Rice Re: O. J. Simpson is murdered! +quot;Just when he was convinced he had go

By: Fredric Rice
Re: O. J. Simpson is murdered!

    "Just when he was convinced he had gotten away with murder,
    O. J. Simpson tasted the blades of revenge.  His blood-
    curdling howls of agony were heard throughout the canyons
    of Brentwood, but no one came to his aid.  Not Kato, not
    Rosa, not even his race-baiting mouthpiece Johnnie."

    "Across the nation, women took to the streets in song and
    dance as the news spread of O. J.'s torturous demise.  The
    LAPD immediately announced that it would launch an
    exhaustive search for 'the real killer.'"

        - Mad Magazine #353, January 1997