By: David Worrell To: DAVID RICE I lied - I did find the Brice faq http://204.243.172.10/u
By: David Worrell
To: DAVID RICE
I lied - I did find the Brice faq
http://204.243.172.10/users/dave/FAQ.HTM
There should be at least 4 Brice related messages following this one.
The Brice Wellington FAQ Archive
Dedicated to Lunatic-Fringe Christian Net-kooks the world over
and the people who love laughing at them
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Brice Wellington is one of the favorite Christian Net Kooks of all
time. In
alt.atheism, talk.origins, alt.christnet, and other newsgroups
that he
trolls and spams on a daily basis, Brice has become the single
most
well-known retard-for-JEE-ZUS of all time. Most Christians on the
net leave
well enough alone. Some troll or spam for a few messages, then
give up.
Brice, like the Energizer- Bunny, just keeps going, and going, and
going...
When Brice first came to the Net, I honestly thought he was going
to keep a
low profile -- staying away from the sensitive issues that could
get him
tons of flame mail. I prepared these FAQ files in anticipation
that he was
going to avoid talking about subjects like race relations, women's
rights,
masturbation, and so on. Well, I was very surprised to see that
his first
message was a typical Brice-like message, and the FAQ files were
no longer
needed to prove Brice to be a hypocrite. But people asked for them
anyway,
so I finnished them. What I have available here are three FAQ
files,
strictly for your amusement, two of which Brice wrote mostly
himself (To be
as fair as possible, I used mostly clips from his own messages,
mispellings
and all), on the Boston Bullet, where I first made contact with
him. The
third (and any subsequent files that I happen to make available
over time)
file is taken directly from Internet newsgroups.
These files are for informational purposes only -- perhaps
you're here
because you saw a message from Brice in alt.atheism, such as the
"Psycho
Dave's Answers" thread, the "A question for Brice" thread, or
the
"Masturbation -- what's wrong with you people?" thread and you want
to know
just what this Brice person is. Well, here you go. This will
give you
everything you need for a crash course in Brice-ology. Enjoy. I
have never
had so much fun on the net before, and if you are into
net-kooks or
recreational Christianity, you will have fun, too.
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o The Brice Wellington FAQ file part 1
o The Brice Wellington FAQ file part 2
o **NEW** 10-3-95 BRICE THE MOLESTER?!?
o Brice Wellington -- RAW From October, 1995
o Check out Brice's Own Home Page!
o Return to the Recreational Christianity Zone
o Return to the dark, scary place...
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(488) Sat 21 Oct 95 22:22
By: David Worrell
To: DAVID RICE
Re: Brice Faq 1
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On (16 Oct 95) DAVID RICE wrote to STEVE QUARRELLA...
-=> Quoting Steve Quarrella to David Rice <=-
>DR> This cheerful conversation reminds me of Brice
>DR> Wellington in the alt.atheist newsgroup. He asserts
>DR> that it is his God-sanctioned duty to inspect his
>DR> daughter's vagina for an intact hymen, right up to
>DR> her 19th birthday. Brice has a, er, "flavorful"
>DR> version of reality.
SQ> Oh, good grief...has he ever attempted to do so?
DR> Of course. He is quite proud of the fact, too. There
DR> is a "Brice Wellington FAQ" out there somewhere, but I
DR> don't have a copy =YET.= When I do, I'll post it here.
DR> ... "And the idiot says in his mind that there is a god." -
Styx 1:152
DR> * Shy.David@EdenBBS.com
DR> --- Silver Xpress Mail System 5.4H1
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... Women fake orgasms, Men fake foreplay.
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(489) Sat 21 Oct 95 22:25
By: David Worrell
To: DAVID RICE
Re: Brice the Molester
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Brice the Molester??
What follows is a series of 8 exchanges in alt.atheism between Brice
Wellington and others in alt.atheism. The name of the Thread is
"Masturbation!!! (What's with you people???)". Brice apparently
admitted
that he sexually examined his teenage daughters to make sure that
they were
still virgins. Apparently, he saw too many daytime talk shows on
teen-sex
issues, and got paranoid. Now it does appear that Brice admits and
gives
detailed information on how he examined his daughters' hymens, but
according to Brice in private Email, he made the whole thing up and
it got
out of hand. I like to take this all with a grain of salt. People
sent me
Email of the conversations and I was shocked. Many of them informed
Netcom
(the service Brice uses in most of this conversation), and others
asked me
for the police department's phone number.
Brice doesn't seem to understand that his idea of examining his
daughter's
vaginas is repulsive to most people, atheist, Christian, or
otherwise. He
really doesn't understand just how taboo a thing it is -- that it
constitutes child molestation or statutory rape in most states (most
countries, as well). He thinks that our outrage at this information
he is
giving us is "overly emotional", and that we are over-reacting
unjustifiably. Unfortunately, Brice still doesn't seem to realize
that his
entire "better way of life" that he promotes is totally repulsive
to most
people, even to other Christians. Brice's bizarre beliefs about
sex, women,
and parental responsibilities are just off the wall paranoid, and
really
sad, when you consider the psychological damage he must have done
to his
family, bringing them up on these beliefs. So without any more
intros, here
is the story, from it's seemingly innocuous beginning until
10-2-95. We
still may not have heard the end of this.
It all started a long time ago, with "Dr. Brice Westheimer", as we
liked to
call him in this thread, dispensing lots of BIZARRE Brice-advice and
information on sex. We learned some interesting new things about
sex from
brice, such as the following:
Women are ready most of the time or they wouldn't fondle you.
Sat Sep 23
The man may need fondling to get an errection but a woman
doesn't
require it. Nipples on a woman are for infants, men doing it
is a
perversion.
Sat Sep 23
I had a life before my going back to the Lord, I was a stud,
with
woman. It so happens I was very much in demand.
24 Sep 1995
Only the husband can leave the wife, given just cause.
Serving the Lord is one and the best reason for doing so.
Thu Sep 28
I know how woman feel and think, and I don't hate woman.
The fact of the matter is, women have messed up things since
Eve.
Women were assighned a role in life and they are ignoring it.
Men can't form clubs anymore, they invaded the YMCA, Boys
Clubs and
are now going to militry acadamys, re: Citidel. Women are like
children
when we get them to stay at home our babies will be better off
and
crime
will be reduced.
29 Sep 1995
The sperm has a soul, thus the fetus has a soul, as we all
have souls.
Sat Sep 23
As you can see -- this was a fun thread. But then the subject of
teen sex
came up, and hare@netcom.com triggered the avalanche of Brice's
alleged
child molesting. Here is the concise conversations, and the probing
questions (no humor intended on that one!) which took alt.atheism
by storm:
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>
>From: harem@netcom.com (Braindance) writes:
>
>Brice, a word to the wise: studies have shown that children
>raised in very strict religious traditions are more likely to
>engage in premarital sex than those from more liberal
traditions.
>I am hunting up the reference now, and will post it as soon
as I
>have found it.
>
Brice's Response was:
My daughters are bonified Virgins, thats all I'll say about it!
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>
>st86m@Rosie.UH.EDU (slobbering skeleton) writes:
>
>Isn't a bonified virgin a contradiction in tems, WecirB?
>And I hate to ask, but how do you know they are virgins?
>
Brice's response to this was:
I checked, for medical reasons.
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>mercutio@expert.cc.purdue.edu (Samuel Laker) writes:
>
>Have you checked their hymens recently?
>
Brice's Response was:
As a matter of fact, when this topic came up I did, I checked
one and I'll check the other when I see her, SOON!
I feel bad that I didn't trust her when she said she didn't,
but as
you suggest, you never really know.
I think that I will "know".
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>
>st86m@Rosie.UH.EDU (slobbering skeleton) writes:
>
>Couldn't you at least get your wife to do it? You unspeakable
>bastard!
>
Brice's Response was:
There is no need for name calling!
No need to call the wife, its right there where I could see it!
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>
>"K. Tewson" (asharte@u.washington.edu) writes:
>
>For the record: Would it be true to assert that you have
personally
>inspected your daughters' genitalia to confirm their
virginity and/or
>to check for disease?
>
Brice's Response was:
Since this started I have read posts from so many that think
they know
everything, and that what I do as a father is wrong.
If fathers starting taking care of their family the way I do
things
would be much better in this world, I don't shirk
responsibility.
No daughter of mine will bring a child into this world without
being
married, I can't say the same about other families.
Yes, as part of my duties I did check, one was OK the other
wasn't.
She explained she used the tampex thing which is why it was
the way it
was.
Knowing her father, I have no reason to not believe her.
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>papin.2@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu (Your Name) writes:
>
>What are you goung to do Brice? throw her down and jam a
magnifying
>glass into her vagina? THAT IS EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
Brice's Response was:
What are you talikng about!
All you have to do is look, maybe insert a finger just a
little you can
tell!
You think I'm going all the way up! JESUS!
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>
>c-jnrb@blab03.math.utah.edu (Rian B. Jensen) writes:
>
>You have no right to know. You have no right to check.
>
Brice's Response was:
You know not of which you speak, they are minors.
In Mass. and soon around the country the parent is responsible
for the
minor children, and I'm talking as old as 19 or older with
welfare
reform.
I'm not on welfare but the laws are directed at me and other
parents.
We are subject by law to take care of them, the baby and mother.
We will have to take care of the rug rat until she is done
with school
and working.
I can't expect support from the boy father who is in school,
no way.
Even if he sent a couple of bucks, you know what it costs to
raise a
baby?
I have every right, to check for anything, common colds,
hemmroids or
WHATEVER, it is not an invasion of privacy because I am
responsible and
I am the parent.
Thats why kids are out there killing each other, robbing and
stealing,
because people like you let them make the rules, like on what is
private or not.
No, my kids are honest and above average in school and respect
adults
etc etc.
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>
>c-jnrb@blab03.math.utah.edu (Rian B. Jensen) writes:
>
>Do the world a favor. Die.
>
Brice's Response was:
Thats one thing we Christians don't do, HATE.
If I had a boy I'd check his butt to make sure, just pretend I'm
looking for hemmroids.
I'd ask key questions to get answers he wouldn't know unless
he was
with a girl.
This isn't a matter of gender, its a matter of a parent taking
care.
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There you have it -- the first 8 exchanges that rocked alt.atheism.
Since I
compiled this immediately after exchange #8 from a dump of the
thread,
there is bound to be more in store on this matter, especially if
any legal
action ensues. You can judge for yourself if Brice diddled his kids
or not.
I personally think that it's all Brice's own big-mouthed
bullshitting, and
that he didn't really do anything. He made it all up the way he
makes up
"God's word", "common knowledge", lessons on anatomy, ect. The
whole notion
of Brice as a child molester is the fault of Brice's own stupidity.
But there is always the possibility that this is true, and that Brice
actually did check his daughters "under the hood", and that Brice's
claim
that he made it all up is actually the lie. I've known many religious
maniacs in my days, many of whom committed unspeakable acts in the
name of
their god. Brice gives all of the indications that he is such a
paranoid
person, who HAS TO KNOW if his kids are having sex, and would do
such weird
things, especially after a dose of paranoid and sensationalistic
daytime
talk shows on television.
Whatever the case, let's see what becomes of this. Watch the
newspapers, or
wait to hear from Brice about his next trip to the happy house to
see some
doctors who ask him strange questions!
I think this about does it for now. Consider this story complete,
unless
you have suggestions for additional material. Please include the
headers
with all submissions, in the most RAW format -- no editing.
I'd like to thank the following people for either sending me
Brice's quotes
from the net, or for asking just the right question to get a shocking
answer out of Brice. You people did a great job, and thanks for all
that
"fan mail" I've been getting!
harem@netcom.com (Braindance)
st86m@Rosie.UH.EDU (slobbering skeleton)
mercutio@expert.cc.purdue.edu (Samuel Laker)
"K. Tewson" (asharte@u.washington.edu)
papin.2@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu (Your Name)
c-jnrb@blab03.math.utah.edu (Rian B. Jensen)
Patrik Manlig (Patrikm@Roseau.DoCS.UU.SE)
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By: David Worrell
To: DAVID RICE
Re: Brice RAW
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Brice Wellington -- RAW!
Here it is -- the first installment of Brice Wellington RAW!
These are quotes from Brice that I've managed to dig up on the Net
and on
the Boston Bullet BBS. I haven't even edited them. They are
completely
uncut, uncensored, and fresh from the net. Enjoy. This stuff comes
from the
beginning of October, 1995. It's all I could fit without making it
hard to
read, or converting everything to HTML. Enjoy. I will make this a
regular
feature, as long as Brice is on the net. He's taken a leave of
absence,
apparently...
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From: BriceW@ix.netcom.com (Brice Wellington )
Subject: Re: Bryce's Prurient Posts (was Re: Masturbation!!!?)
Date: 11 Oct 1995 10:53:17 GMT
timh@halcyon.com (Tim Hill) writes:
>Actually, porno is only one link. After reading your posts, I find
it
>very hard to resist the temptation to touch myself. Please refrain
>from publishing more of your vile smut.
It is not smut, its a simple fact masturbation is a root of evil.
Its only good for so long then yu have to find something else,
maybe a
friend to do it with you, then too you, then you do it to him, THUS
homosexuality.
It could also lead to rape of either gender.
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From: BriceW@ix.netcom.com (Brice Wellington )
Newsgroups: alt.atheism
Subject: Re: I Will Return In The Name OF God!
Date: 2 Sep 1995 10:46:30 GMT
Organization: Netcom
Lines: 29
JosephX writes:
>Don't do anything you wouldn't do?
>Let's see...so far we know that Brice has had spanked his teenage
>daughters after removing their underwear, beat his wife, and
>masturbated with such inexpertise that he lost a testicle.
>I think I'm safe here.
That old atheistic trick is at use again! Twisting my words!
Sue had me undressing them and you have masturbating over a daughter!
YOU ARE A PERVERT!!!!!! FREAK OF NATURE!!!!
Why did you specify underwear! DID I SAY UNDERWEAR! NO!!!!!!
And I didn't undress them either!
Lets get it straight!
I had their pants down, yes underwear too but I didn't mention it!
And I spanked them!
That is ALL!!!!
BriceW
Man of God!
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From: BriceW@ix.netcom.com (Brice Wellington )
Newsgroups: alt.atheism
Subject: Re: Masturbation!!!
Date: 24 Aug 1995 13:26:57 GMT
Organization: Netcom
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In <41h3rq$iio@globe.indirect.com> susanm@indirect.com (Susan C.
Mitchell) writes:
>Was that the part about how he never spanked his daughters until
they
>were fourteen and fifteen, and *then* he made them take their
>underpants off? Or was there something even weirder, that I missed?
Your twisting my words! An old atheist trick!
I simply said that I had their pants down and over my knees (for a
spanking) and they were 14 & 15 at the time and I'll do it doday at
19 & 20 if its required!
BriceW
Man Of GOD!
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Article: 232052
Newsgroups: alt.atheism
From: BriceW@ix.netcom.com (Brice Wellington )
Subject: Re: His Daughters' Hymens by Brice Wellington
Date: 2 Oct 1995 00:44:58 GMT
malkinb7@ix.netcom.com (Michelle Malkin ) writes:
>Look, folks, he's now trying to weasel out of it. After describing
in
>fairly good detail all the awful things he's supposed to have done
to
>his daughters, he now is saying that he made it all up. I don't
think
>the fear of the lord has anything to do with this. More likely, it's
>the fear of the law. I hope that someone does get the law to
>investigate him and the situation with his daughters. Someone in the
>Boston area has to report this guy.
I'm not weasling out of anything, I truly believe its the parents
right
to inspect, in this day and age, responsibility.
The whole city of Boston cry, but it doesn't matter, there is nothing
to cry about.
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Article: 232072
Newsgroups: alt.atheism
From: BriceW@ix.netcom.com (Brice Wellington )
Subject: Re: Hey Brice- READ THIS!!!
Date: 2 Oct 1995 03:12:14 GMT
"Jeff X. Mink" writes:
>What's a devout christian full of hate like yourself doing reading
up
>on atheism anyway?
I'm not reading up on atheism, its enough for me to read posts
diected
at me, attacking me never mind reading atheism.
I'm here to introduce a better way of life if you all let me, you all
keep throwing me off track.
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Msg#:21892 *Flame Brice*
10-10-95 07:37:15
From: BRICE WELLINGTON
To: PSYCHO DAVE
Subj: REPLY TO MSG# 21885 (OBSESSION!!)
The trilifon I NEVER take, well, I tried it once to see what it
would do. It
didn't do anything so I don't take it. It is an all purpose pill
like Buspar
which they tried to get me to take before but never did.
I was setup the firt time, it was approx 5 months before I had the
testicle
out, they could see no reason for the pain but I persisted so one
time when I
went to the health center they were waiting for me.
They had no just reason to send me there, there was an article on
CNN last week
about that problem, I'm not the only one who was set up.
The idea was for me not to eat for 48 hours, due to abdominal pain
that
eventually went down as far as the left testicle, but when I got
there I signed
a paper for self committment(sp) thus giving me the legal right to
refuse
treatment such as no food for 48 hours.
When I don't eat I get very sick and at times very violent, I don't
deny I get
violent and can be dangerouse in that state, which is why I refused
to not eat
for 48 hours. A 2-3 day stay turned into three weeks when the Lord
made them
let me go. Sometime after that I had the testicle out.
I don't go to therapy, I go and am asked how are you, I say fine,
then they say
goodbye see you next week, and thats it.
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From: BriceW@ix.netcom.com (Brice Wellington )
Newsgroups: alt.atheism
Subject: Re: Masturbation!!! (What's with you people???)
Date: 30 Sep 1995 14:55:18 GMT
Organization: Netcom
Lines: 19
I c-jnrb@blab01.math.utah.edu (Rian B. Jensen) writes:
>when it comes to that sort of stuff? If they're going to be fucking
>that young anyway it'd be *real* nice if they'd know enough to use
>protection.
NO!
They are NOT going to be using it that young and I question your
scrooples using the "F" word about BABIES!
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From: BriceW@ix.netcom.com (Brice Wellington )
Newsgroups: alt.atheism
Subject: Re: Hey Brice- READ THIS!!!
Date: 3 Oct 1995 10:50:03 GMT
Organization: Netcom
Lines: 27
st86m@Rosie.UH.EDU (slobbering skeleton) writes:
>I used to think you were funny, but now you are arousing my hatred
and
>I don't like it when that happens. Just go the fuck away and shoot
>yourself you maggot.
From the messages I have read to me and about me I seem to have
aroused
hatred twords me a long time ago.
I've been getting posts like yours for a long time reading drink
Draino
and other things.
I have been able to add little in regard to a better way of living
because Atheists are very good at side tracking.
Feel free not to write, or read a post that might have my name.
I'm truly sorry you feel the way you do.
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From: BriceW@ix.netcom.com (Brice Wellington )
Newsgroups: alt.atheism,talk.origins,alt.christnet
Subject: Re: PSYCHO DAVE NEEDS INFO ON BRICE
Date: 3 Oct 1995 11:04:37 GMT
Organization: Netcom
Lines: 34
psycho0@ix.netcom.com (Psycho Dave ) writes:
>I REALLY think it would be very cruel to call the cops on him,
because
>the laws are so stacked against men in general in this state, that
we
>would be screwing him more than he needs to be screwed. It would be
>BEYOND cruel.
What you say about the laws being stacked against men in Mass. is
right, but the fact is it never happened, not now, not ever.
The reply I made was in sarcism only.
Someone at another time suggested that is what I did, I replied,
"No, all one has to do is look, "MAYBE'stick a finger in a little".
Thats not to say it happened.
A complaint filed against me would be fruitless because I live alone
and never have been around children alone.
To place such an accusation in a faq file on your web site as a fact
would be VERY wrong indeed.
I've been called everything but a child of GOD for some time now,
including a troll.
Now they got a flame and can't handle it, too bad, but thats all it
was, a flame.
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From: BriceW@ix.netcom.com (Brice Wellington )
Newsgroups: alt.atheism
Subject: Re: Brice thread #5278
Date: 3 Oct 1995 11:13:52 GMT
Organization: Netcom
Lines: 25
"K. Tewson" writes:
>Mary too was without sin, but Jesus was without sin as well.
>Wait. I thought we were all sinners. How did Mary pull that one
off?
WOW, you do ask graet questions, I wasn't ready for that one.
Mary in a sense was pre-ordained, it was planned.
The problem was on Joseph's side of the family, the christ couldn't
come from the house of David, Joseph was in the family of King David.
That side of the family was cursed, but thats where the Holy Spirit
came into play.
Mary only carried and gave birth to Jesus, Jesus otherwise was purley
spiritual.
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From: BriceW@ix.netcom.com (Brice Wellington )
Newsgroups: alt.atheism
Subject: Re: Is Brice Really A Pervert?
Date: 3 Oct 1995 11:44:04 GMT
Organization: Netcom
Lines: 27
malkinb7@ix.netcom.com (Michelle Malkin ) writes:
>I've gotten the impression from Dave's posts that some people have
>contacted the police. All we can do now is wait to see what
happens.
>Did you notice that Brice has vanished recently. He usually sticks
... Sleep deprivation is fun - you see such pretty colors!
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(165) Sun 22 Oct 95 12:49
By: David Worrell
To: DAVID RICE
Re: Brice Faq 1 redux
St:
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Whoops... let's try that again.
Version 1.0.1
The Brice Wellington FAQ file Part 1
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* Introduction
* Who Is Brice Wellington?
* How long has Brice been doing his thing?
* What Makes Brice's spam and trolling unique?
* What are some examples of Brice's Stupidity?
* Brice on Women
* Brice On JEWS
* Brice On the French
* Brice On Profanity
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Introduction
The following is the FAQ file on Brice Wellington, who, now that he has
Internet access, will be legendary for his Kristian Kookiness and complete
stupidity. He will eclipse even the Great Publius as a memorable figure on
Alt.Atheism, especially with his near complete lack of knowledge on nearly
every subject he speaks authoritatively on.
Brice is a man of many contradictions, some of them predictable and quite
ubiquitous, but others are rather shady and full of lies. The authors of
this Faq file felt that it would not do any justice to Brice or the reader
if we injected too much opinion into the faq file. I have therefore decided
to let Brice Speak for himself, by making the faq file contain mostly his
own unedited quotes from his on-line encounters with me and the
contributers to this faq.
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(1) Who is Brice Wellington?
Some people, after seeing some of his first messages on talk.origins and
alt.atheism, may be more inclined to ask "WHAT" is Brice Wellington. Brice
is very familiar to the users of several on-line services in the Boston,
Massachusetts area. His first encounter with net-atheists was on the Boston
Bullet BBS, which he "felt a calling to". He apparently, through some
strange sixth sense, "heard the cries of someone begging to be saved".
Since most of the users of the Bullet are Atheists, Brice's work has been a
constant feature of the Bullet's combined message bases.
Brice is a Born-again-Catholic, who arguably doesn't quite agree with
Vatican-II, and probably not even Vatican-I. In fact, he probably wouldn't
agree with anything before Vatican-I, at least nothing from the past couple
of centuries. Brice's version of Christianity is somwhere between the dark
ages and the medieval. It's hard to tell if he's even read the Bible, as he
has never quoted from it since he's been trolling and spamming his time
away. We've (the users of the Boston Bullet BBS) asked him many times to
quote from the Bible to back up his assertions about what "God says", but
he usually never does, and expects us to just take his word for it most of
the time.
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(2) How Long has Brice been doing his thing?
Brice first called the Bullet in early 1991, and left the typical spammy,
troller messages that most Kristian Net-Kooks tend to leave. The difference
though, was that unlike the average troller, Brice took everything we said
absolutely seriously, and started making it a life's goal to convert us
all, and in the process, he has made a complete idiot of himself. He got
Internet access in 1994, through Prodigy and America Online, and several
other services. He now uses Netcom. All together, I estimate he uses about
5 or 6 different sservices, both BBS's and Internet providers.
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(3) What makes Brice's Spam and Trolling unique?
Brice is not an average spammer. He is not an average troller. Brice is one
of those few people who hasn't let his innate talent for stupidity slow him
down. Stupidity is Brice's forte, you might say. Brice has almost no actual
knowledge at work in his skull at all. He is, by most definitions, a moron.
He doesn't let that stop him from speaking authoritatively on most
subjects, however. No -- even though he admits that he doesn't know a lot
about something, he'll never admit that he's wrong about the facts, unless
you really lay overtly obvious facts on a given subject, on him. When you
criticize his insane ramblings, he will defend every last stupid statement
of his, and keep piling stupidity on until your brain is so gorged with
crap from his mind, that you have to take a break. Yes -- he lacks the gift
of having a clue. He doesn't know when to stop showing you how stupid he is
- - in fact, he is once quoted as saying "God likes stupid people"...SO I
guess that explains everything.
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(4) What are some examples of Brice's stupidity?
Well, let's see what Brice says on various subjects:
(a) BRICE ON WOMEN
[Brice believes that women should be spanked when they disobey]
>I never said that spanking your wife would lead to anything
>but a happy home. -- 5-01-95
>The word is SPANK Sam, SPANK not beat.
>You shouldn't knock it until you try it, they tend to
>stay inline. Look at all the problems we are having
>these days in the world with women, home
>and family, There is no disiplin what so ever. -- 04-23-95
>I want to talk about the evils of women, the things they
>are doing and why we are a mess as a society. Women are
>taking lots of good jobs from the man, yet they fail at
>most things they do, have you noticed?
>There is no longer a Boys Club Of Boston, its now
>Boys & Girls club, you see they couldn't keep thier own
>club running so they took over ours. How about the YMCA?
>I see women there all the time, try going to a YWCA, if
>they don't call the police they will chase you out
>themselves with lesbians, I know because I went and tried
>to walk in.
>The homlife of Americans is no good anymore because women
>neglect thier children and husbands, seldom at home and f*ing
>sticking thier noses into where it shouldn't be.
>We are failing as a society because women are turning thier
>backs on GOD, stepping out of the role they were designed for..
>-- 04-21-95
>I said it before, and I'll say it again woman should not vote.
>-- 07-06-95
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(b) Brice On Jews:
>Our problems would be smaller if we send them all
>to Israel. -- 5-23-93
>It is common knowledge that that is where they all want
>to go when they die. -- 5-26-93
>Its a common fact that all jews have a love of money. -- 5-27-93
>Jews won't go to heaven. not unless they convert. -- 5-28-93
>Congress starts every session with a prayer, it has
>always been a Christian wholeads the prayer too!
>No Jews or Hindu or whatever. -- 05-03-95
[ABOUT JUDAS]
>It is a Jewish name, and he handled the money. -- 05-09-95
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(c) Brice on The French:
>Not the french, but the language is dying.
>Its not a very good language, the french hate the Americans
>almost as much as the English so who cares anyway. -- 01-09-95
>Latin is dead just as French is dying now and will soon
>be dead like Latin. It is stupid. -- 01-01-95
>First of all French is a dying language, why am I not
>surprised you don't know that. Latin is a stupid language
>here because it is of no use to the majority, in fact its
>a very small fraction of the population that uses it.
>I wouldn't be surprised if Latin is out in Italy as well,
>except the Vatican. -- 01-02-95
>French is dying, there is a Library in New York dedicated
>to keep the language alive, this library is needed because
>it is dying. A librarian is chosen, I don't know who it is
>now but last I heard it was a Lesbian, Typical of the
>french to have one of those. -- 01-05-95
>Nobody wants to learn French, at least not that many,
>spanish is the way to go. Even the Russian Language
>is more popular to learn.
>I am not impressed that you know a few french sentences
>or that you can even print them, your a dying breed yourself
>along with others on this board. Its my purpose to bring you
>up to date, its up to you if you join in with the rest of the
>world or not. -- 01-12-95
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(d) Brice on profanity
>Do you get an orgasm talking to me the way you do? DON'T SWEAR!
> -- 01-11-95
>Where the fuck do you get your information!! English is English!
> -- 01-22-95
>I've saved souls, but not with garbage but with the word of GOD.
> -- 01-22-95
>You are a no good dirty son of a bitch with a pussy.. ASSHOLE!
> -- 01-22-95
>STOP USING FOUL LANGUAGE! Your filthy!
> -- 02-03-95
>I speak for Jesus when I say Fuck You and the donkey
>you rode in on! -- 03-09-95
>DID I CALL YOU A FAGGOT! NO!!!!!!!!! SO SHUT
>UP YOURSELF!! prick -- 05-09-95
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(e) Brice on Race and Color
>I didn't read that and nor would I want to, in no way am
>I asian or African. There are three (3) races in this world,
>pay attention please, they are white, Black and mongolian.
>Mongolian consist of Asians and Spanish. I am white as
>white can be. -- 01-11-95
>The spanish and asians share the same skin color,
>the spanish are not as yellow but are nowhere near
>the white person. -- 01-12-95
>Now you look here, there are 3 major races as I wrote
>before, Red skins don't count, they are but a few left.
>Trace them back and you may find they were white
>before coming here... Indians were not always here.
> -- 01-13-95
>Its safe to say every dark is a black and light is a
>white, anything else is mongolian. -- 01-16-95
>I am English and have Black Hair and blue eyes,
>almost perfect. -- 01-18-95
>Jews are white. -- 01-18-95
>English came from England, its always been that way
>for as long as we can trace back, of course there are
>mixed breeds around. -- 01-24-95
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From these insane ramblings, we can conclude that Brice has lived a
troubled life. He has had a lot of problems dealing with women, and is
probably more apt to strike out at a woman in frustration, rather than
work out a frustrating problem. He reguards women as mere children, who
cause him trouble, and need to be kept in their place. Surprisingly enough,
he is a kind of perverted old recluse, who apparently tries to sneak into
the YWCA on occaision (see section A)
He has "an aversion" to Jews. He doesn't actually hate them, but like
Archie Bunker from All In The Family, he has certain misconceptions and
negative stereotypes about them that he really believes. Likewise, his
views on race and color are primitive, and not due to any hatred -- just
due to s l o w l e a r n i n g.
These are but a few examples of what Brice usually says to everyone
on the Boston Bullet, and on the net. Expect similar stuff in the future,
and please -- by all means, ask him the tough questions based on the above
quotations. It will lead directly to a lot of fun for people like me, who
indulge in "Recreational Christianity". Brice is going to get sillier and
sillier as time goes on. Trust me -- you ain't seen nothin' yet!
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