By: Ed Mills To: ALL Re: Keillor Joke Copied from REAL_FREE_SPEECH by Ed Mills (1:105/40.7

By: Ed Mills
To: ALL
Re: Keillor Joke

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 Copied from REAL_FREE_SPEECH by Ed Mills (1:105/40.762)
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              Greetinkz:

         Yesterday on "Prairie Home Companion", the theme was current
    jokes. Garrison Keillor told the following one, after which he issued
    the disclaimer that it had been cleaned up for radio, so I re-edited it
    to its original form:

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         Joe Blow had just bought a new car stereo which was purported to
    be capable of changing stations at voice command. The salesman told
    him "just say what kind of music you want, she'll tune right in to a
    station with that kind of music".

         Joe was sailing along at a breezy 45, when he decided to invoke
    the command, "Classical!". Sure enough, the radio tuned itself to a
    longhair station and a Mozart concerto wafted through his car. He
    thought, "wow, this thing really works!". "Rock and roll!", he then
    said. Again, the radio selected a new station, and an old Zeppelin tune
    commenced playing. By this time, thoroughly amazed, he selected
    "Country and western!". George Strait promptly began singing in the
    car.

         Just as Joe Blow was about to make another selection, a truck came
    tearing out of a side street in his path, causing him to jam on the
    brakes and lock up all four wheels, swerving to the side and barely
    missing the errant vehicle. He screamed, "ASSHOLE!"

         After regaining his composure, he noticed that the radio had
    changed to a station with Rush Limbaugh...

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                                  Edweird

... A lie is most convincingly hidden between two truths.

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