By: J.J. Hitt To: Joanna Amren When Jesus takes a healthy shit Do odors foul the air? The

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By: J.J. Hitt To: Joanna Amren When Jesus takes a healthy shit Do odors foul the air? The kind that you and I expel, That rot our underwear? Or does it hint of frankincense And other fragrance rare? I wonder. When Jesus takes a healthy shit Do rectal muscles strain? To pass a turd of Titan size, Do hemmorrhoids cause him pain? Has constipation ever turned His bowels to links of chain? I wonder. When Jesus drops his holy robes And nestles down his butt, Does Jesus scan graffitied walls And leer at shithouse smut? Are Jesus' feces tapered so His asshole wont slam shut? I wonder. Does diarrhea ever strike? Do tacos give Him gas? Do zits adorn his leeward side And mar His Sacred Ass? Does He cringe when loaves and fishes take a miracle to pass? I wonder. When Jesus takes a healthy shit Do angels on high praise Our Blessed Lord upon the throne For donning human ways? Or do they gag and flap their wings To clear away the haze? I wonder. When Jesus - oh, so beautiful - Must harken to the call That nature makes to each of us, The mighty and the small; I wish I were the toilet seat Behind that hallowed Staal - Or do I?

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