Rich Allen: Insane nutter wannabe. A real nut! H O W T O J O I N T H E R I C H A L L E N

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Hello this is Rich Allen and you know what?  I love being your sysop and I have
come to realize that I want to make you all happy more and more each day.  So
for a limited time only I am offering ALL OF YOU LIFE TIME MEMBERSHIP!!!!!!!!

   I need to get America.zip out into the information highway and I need your
help!  So if you send $20 to :

                              American Crusaders
                              1100 Nogales, Rowland Heights
                              Ca. 91748

          (IF CHECK OR MONEY ORDER MAKE OUT TO CONNIE GARCIA, PLEASE)
 I will give you life time membership to this awesome BBS!  Imagine!  Never
ever having to pay membership fees for the rest of your life!

                          Offer ends Nov. 1 1995

I am going to stop this Life Time offer soon because soon there will be so many
callers calling this BBS I will have to cut back and add yet another line to
our already 3 line system!  I plan on stopping this offer any day now without
notice.  So DONT BE A DUMMY!  SEND IN YOUR MEASLY $20 AND GET LIFETIME
MEMBERSHIP on the only BBS that's KICKING EVIL IN THE ASS 24 HOURS A DAY, 7
DAYS A WEEK..........AND LOVING IT!


            Thank you for your interest in THE RICH ALLEN BBS!

There are 3 ways for you to join us.

1. Dial 1-900-454-4075 Ext. 253 and set up your voice mail box.  When you do
   you will be given some code numbers to write down that only you will know.
   Then simply call back THE RICH ALLEN BBS and email RICH ALLEN and he will
   give you IMMEDIATE activation in less then 3 hours!
   You will be given Bronze Access when you call!  The fee for Bronze access if
   you mail it in is $10 but if you use the 900 number not only do you save
   time and stamps and the hassle of mailing Magic.txt, you save about $6!
   The cost to call this line is $2 per minute which will be billed your phone.
   It takes you about 2 minutes to set up your VOICE MAIL BOX so that will be
   $4 approximately!  Not only will you have BRONZE MEMBERSHIP you will now be
   advertising Steve to over 82 million people across the U.S. that can call
   and leave messages in your box!  Then you can also call and retrieve your
   messages whenever you want!  THERE IS NO MONTHLY FEE TO KEEP YOUR BOX ACTIVE
   YEEEEEEEEEHAAWW!  Many people call the 900 line and arent even members of
   THE RICH ALLEN BBS!  IT'S THAT GOOD AND EXCITING!

2. Download Magic.txt or View Online here on the BBS.  Read through the
   different plans we have and pick your favorite one.  Then simply mail it
   to THE RICH ALLEN BBS!  All checks and/or money orders to be made out to:
**********************  ******************************** ********************
**********************  *Connie Garcia                 * ********************
**********************  *1100 Nogales, Rowland Heights,* ********************
**********************  *California, 91748             * ********************
**********************  ******************************** ********************
    The good thing about mailing Magic.txt is that you can Email Rich Allen and
    tell him you mailed it AND THE SAME DAY YOU MAILED IT Rich will give you
    your access!  We take you on your honor!  NO DARN WAITING!!! YOU WILL HAVE
    YOUR ACCESS THE SAME DAY!  EVEN RIGHT NOW!

 3. If you own a credit card or if you are under age and your parents do you
    can pay by credit card.  Go to the DOORS menu and look for the door that
    says CREDIT CARD DOOR.  Click on that one and have your credit card #
    ready.  Once entered you will be given access in less than 3 hours!

 Lets go over the ways you can join again...

 1..Dial 1-900-454-4075 ext. 253
 2..Mail in Magic.txt along with your appropriate fee
 3..Use your credit card by going to the DOORS MENU

Either way I'll give you this guarantee.  THE RICH ALLEN BBS will change your
life in Magical ways!  Don't miss out on the only BBS in California that
makes you say YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!