The Vibrant Intensity Corporation in conjunction with the International Society for Krishn

              The Vibrant Intensity Corporation
                   in conjunction with the
       International Society for Krishna Consciousness
                           (ISKCON)

Proudly presents:

                   Curious George Does LSD

                      a childrens' novel

                              by

        Fr. Archimedes Aloysius Anarchy, RN, TCO, KSC

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          (K) No rights observed. Distribute freely
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        Hail Eris  -  Kallisti  -  All Hail Discordia
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                                1

     Curious George was a smart monkey who did a lot of fun
things.  He lived in a big house with his friend, the man in
the yellow hat.
 
                                2
 
     One morning, the man in the yellow hat gave Curious
George a small white piece of paper.  He told Curious George
to put the paper on his tongue but not to swallow it.  George
put the small white piece of paper on his tongue, sat down
and watched T.V.

                                3

     Twenty minutes later, George began feeling very strange.
As he watched the "Immature Radioactive Reptiles" on T.V. he
saw them begin to melt into strange and different forms.

                                4

     The man in the yellow hat sat down next to Curious
George and handed him a banana.  But, to Curious George, it
had eyes, ears, a nose, and a mouth and was singing "Eat me!
Eat me!"

                                5

     Curious George then tried to peel the banana, but the
banana started yelling "Don't peel me! Don't peel me!"
Curious George handed the banana back to his friend.

                                6

     The man in the yellow hat peeled the banana and gave it
to George.  He said "George, you can eat the banana now."
But all George heard was "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah."

                                7

     Very soon, Curious George got bored with T.V.  So he
decided to go exploring.  His friend followed him.

                                8

     Curious George went down the street to what his friend
called a head shop.  There were a lot of neat toys to play
with.

                                9

     George tried the lava lamps, the black light, the strobe
light and many other toys.  Suddenly, George found a glow
string!  He went into a dark corner, and played with it,
fascinated.

                               10
 
     The shopkeeper said to George's friend, "You've dosed
your monkey, haven't you?"  His friend just smiled.

                               11

     Soon it was time to leave.  The man in the yellow hat
paid for the glow string, picked up George and they went
home.

                               12

     As soon as they got home, George put some Grateful Dead
on the C.D. player, lit up a joint, and mellowed out.  Soon,
he fell asleep.

                               13

     The next morning, George woke up and everything was
normal again --

                               14

     or was it?

                           (finis)


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