The Vibrant Intensity Corporation in conjunction with the Florida Department of Law Enforc

              The Vibrant Intensity Corporation
                   in conjunction with the
            Florida Department of Law Enforcement
                            (FDLE)

Proudly presents:

                 Curious George Goes To Jail

                      a childrens' novel

                              by

        Fr. Archimedes Aloysius Anarchy, RN, TCO, KSC

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                              1
 
      Curious George was a happy monkey who had a social
conscious.  One day, George was looking through the man in
the yellow hat's garage when he discovered several cans of
black spray paint.

                              2

    Curious George was an inquisitive monkey, so he shook
the paint can and pressed the button.  A spot of black
paint appeared on the wall.

                              3

    George was delighted.  He felt that he could use the
paint to alert humans of the inherent dangers extant in their
society.  He thought that he could use the paint as an
advertising medium.

                              4

    The man in the yellow hat wasn't home, so George decided
to take a walk.  He grabbed a paint can and went downtown to
look for an appropriate spot to place his message.

                              5

    Curious George found a large wall downtown.  In large,
block letters he carefully printed:

                      GEORGE BUSH SUCKS

                              6

    As George was pondering what to write next, a huge man
wearing a blue uniform eating a doughnut and drinking a cup
of coffee approached him with an angry look on his face.

                              7

    George's heart skipped a beat as he realized who the man
was.  He was a policeman.  And, worse yet, probably a
Republican policeman.

                              8

    The policeman loomed over him and George felt a surge of
fear.  Angrily, the policeman threw his cup of coffee and
doughnut away.  He glared at George, his eyes filled with
hate.

                              9

    George was so scared, he was frozen in place.  The
policeman screamed "You long-haired, pinko, communist punk!"
How dare you deface our city and insult our president?  Since
monkeys can't talk, George didn't answer.

                              10

    The policeman handcuffed Curious George and put him in
the back of the patrol car.  They zoomed off to the jail.

                              11

    Passerbys gave the police car curious glances as they
passed by.  After all, it isn't every day that you see a
handcuffed monkey sitting in the back of a patrol car.

                              12

    When they arrived at the police station, the policeman
picked George up by the scruff of his neck and hauled him
inside.  The desk sergeant looked at the policeman
wonderingly as asked "What the hell do you think this place
is?  A zoo?"

                              13

    The policeman replied "I caught this punk spraying
obscenities on a wall downtown, sarge."  The desk sergeant
shook his head.  "Smith, maybe you need to take a nice long
vacation.  You're trying to book a monkey."

                              14

    "But, sarge", the patrolman said, "he spray painted
'George Bush Sucks' on the wall of the telephone company."
George saw the desk sergeant turn red.  George looked up and
saw a life-sized picture of George Bush playing horseshoes
above the sergeant's desk.  The autograph read "Love and
kisses, George Bush."

                              15

    It looked like the desk sergeant was going to explode.
He screamed "Book him!" and apologized to the president's
picture for the insult.

                              16

    Curious George was led into a room with a camera.  His
picture was taken several times, and then he was
fingerprinted.  He was given a blue shirt and pants to wear
and was led to a cage that contained, not monkeys, but
humans.

                              17

    The humans in the cage stared at Curious George.  One
human asked the other "You ever done a monkey before?"
George wasn't sure what they meant, but he was certain it
wasn't nice.

                              18

    An eternity passed.  Then, out of the corner of his eye,
George saw his friend with the yellow hat,  Happily, George
screamed for joy.

                              19

    "Boy, George," his friend said "you sure got yourself in
trouble this time.  But don't worry.  I'm here to take you
home."  He picked George up, and they left."

                              20

    The man in the yellow hat called the press and told them
all about Curious George's illegal incarceration in jail.
Headlines of newspapers across the country hailed George's
courageousness.  People were calling George "the catalyst of
reform in the 1990's."  But all George wanted was a banana.

                              21

    Eventually, the policeman who arrested George and the
desk sergeant were fired and placed in nice padded cells with
crayons to write with.  And they lived happily ever after.

                          (The End)

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