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        The Vibrant Intensity Conspiracy and Religion

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                     The Moral Majority

                      proudly presents:

                 Curious George Gets Nookie

                       (ODD# 69*23&5)

                     a children's novel

                         Written by:

          Fr. Archimedes Aloysius Anarchy, RN, KSC
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                              1

    Curious George was a friendly monkey, but he was very
lonely.  He had his friend in the yellow hat, but like all
other animals, he still felt that primal urge for a mate.

                              2

    Curious George realized he could not control his
instinctive sexual urges, and he did not want to resort to
spanking the human.  He realized, sooner or later, he would
have to find his own Curious Georgette.

                              3

    One day, Curious George ciould stand it no longer.  He
went over to the man in the yellow hat and made a gesture of
pointing his left index finger through a ring formed by his
right thumb and index finger.

                              4

    "Oh!" exclaimed the man in the yellow hat.  "You're
hungry!"  George violently shook his head and made the form
of a triangle with both hands and stuck his tongue in the
middle of it.  "Do you want a salt lick?" asked his friend.

                              5

    Curious George then made the motion of thrusting his
pelvic area back and forth.  "Aha!" exclaimed the man in the
yellow hat, "You want some female companionship."  Happily,
George nodded his head in agreement.

                              6

    The man in the yellow hat placed an ad in the personals
section of the local newspaper.  The ad read:

        Domesticated male chimpanzee looking for love.
        Enjoys watching  cartoons,  listening  to  the
        Grateful Dead,  and walks on a moonlit  beach.
        Primates only need reply.  Call 555-6969 Eves.

                              7

    Soon after the ad came out, the man in the yellow hat
got a telephone call from a lady who had a female monkey
that was just as lonely as George.  The man in the yellow
hat set up an appointment for them to get together.

                              8

    The female'sname was not Georgette but Georgina.  George
didn't mind, since he preferred Italians anyway.  The pair
hit it off just fine.  Soon it came to pass that they were
to be married.

                              9

    The zoo keeper from the zoo that George came from
officiated at the ceremony and George's parents came all the
way from Africa, where they were spending their retirement.
Reporters came from far and wide for the wedding of Curious
George:  connoisseur of bananas, philosopher extrordinaire,
and all around nice guy.

                             10

    The wedding cake was magnificent.  Banana cake with
banana icing, topped with sliced bananas.  Guest were served
banana punch and banana daiquiris.

                             11

    Soon it was time for George and his new bride to depart.
A limousine picked them up and whisked them away to the
honeymoon suite at a beautiful hotel.

                             12

    By this time, George was so horny he couldn't stand it.
He tore off his brides' dress and laid her on the bed.

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THIS STORY IS  IN  VIOLATION OF  THE STATE OF FLORIDA  LAWS
CONCERNING  PORNOGRAPHY,  AND  IS  HEREBY  SUBJECT TO BEING
CENSORED  AS  IT  IS  UNFIT   TO  BE  A  CHILDREN'S   STORY.

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    And they lived happily ever after.

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public service of the Vibrant Intensity Corporation.

Not affiliated with the U.S. government or any other fascist
organization.



                           Father Archimedes Aloysius Anarchy
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