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Fifty Years of
Freethought
BEING THE STORY OF THE TRUTH
SEEKER, WITH THE NATURAL
HISTORY OF ITS THIRD EDITOR
BY GEORGE E. MACDONALD
VOLUME II
Foreword by CLARENCE DARROW
NEW YORK:
THE TRUTH SEEKER COMPANY
1931
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Copyrighted by George E. Macdonald, 1931.
Printed in the U. S. A.
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To THE READERS
OF
THE TRUTH SEEKER
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"Of what we give up, let us not try to fill
the place with figments." -- GOLDWIN SMITH.
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FOREWORD
THIS book, in which Mr. Macdonald tells of
the struggle in America against superstition
for the past fifty years, will be interesting
to many men and women. It contains the story of
constant progress in the realm of human thought.
The Author has been connected with The Truth
Seeker, a consistent Freethought paper, for more
than fifty years, most of the time as an editorial
writer. The book is a work, of two volumes, which
tells in a straightforward, simple manner the story
of Freethought, mainly in the United States. Many
of the struggles for religious freedom in Amer-
ica, especially of the early days, are exceedingly
interesting, and the friends of Freethought are
fortunate that a man like Mr. Macdonald has been
willing to spend the time and care in writing the
story.
From very humble beginnings the movement in
this country, as well as the world at large, has had
an enormous growth. Within the memory of many
living men the story of creation as told by the Bible
was not even doubted. The Old Testament and the
New was the literal work of the Almighty. God
wrote it with his own hand. The punctuation marks
were about the only portions subject to doubt. Every
part of the holy book was of equal worth. Not
only was the whole story inspired but the transla-
tion as well. There was no difficulty about believ-
ing every miracle. All the evil in the world came
from Adam and Eve's eating of the Tree of Knowl-
vi FOREWORD
edge in the Garden of Eden. Few doubted that
all the women of the earth who suffered the pains
of childbirth were tortured because Eve handed
the apple to Adam. The serpent and Balaam's ass
talked with human beings. The only question raised
was as to whether they spoke in Hebrew. The
story of the flood was true. Joshua made the sun
stand still while he finished the carnival of slaugh-
ter. Jesus had no human father; he cured the ill
by driving the devils out of the afflicted and into
hogs. Jesus fed the multitude with the five loaves
and two fishes. When he was born a star led the
camels and their riders across the desert and stopped
over a stable. The author, of course, thought that
the stars were sticking in the firmament just above
the earth. Now we know that they are billions of
miles away and that if one should come near the
earth our planet would be instantly converted into
vapor.
These stories were taught in nearly all homes
and practically all the churches. Heaven and Hell
were both fixed places for the abode of the dead,
who were not separated according to their deserts
but according to their beliefs. Today few of the
churches talk about Hell, and not many have much
to say about Heaven. If either abode is mentioned,
no information is given about these mythical realms.
Many of the churches are now liberal and aggres-
sive, In every city and even in the smaller towns,
there are churches that have maintained their names
but are the headquarters for doubt and the interpre-
ters of scientific thought. Many of them openly
deny miracles, but some "liberal preachers" have
FOREWORD vii
tears in their voice when they speak of Jesus.
It is only seventy years since Charles Darwin
published his first book. It was everywhere met
with ridicule and abuse. No one then questioned
but that it took away the foundations of Religion.
In that short length of time the whole scientific
world has accepted his conclusion, and his theory
of evolution is taught in every school worthy of
the name. Amongst the intelligent people of the
world it is almost as well established as the once
heretical doctrine that the earth is round. It is
well to take a look at the story of privation and
suffering of the early apostles of freedom and sci-
ence who at great risk and through dire privations
went up and down the world seeking to emancipate
the human mind.
Some of the men and women of whom Mr.
Macdonald writes are:
Susan B. Anthony, Horace Greeley,
Harry Elmer Barnes, Thomas W. Higginson,
Edward Bellamy, Gov. Geo. Hoadley,
Heywood Broun, Elbert Hubbard,
Luther Burbank, Rupert Hughes,
Samuel L. Clemens J.P. Mendum,
(Mark Twain), Courtlandt Palmer,
Moncure D. Conway,. Samuel P. Putnam,
Ernest Crosby, John Emerson Roberts,
Eugene V. Debs, Margaret Sanger,
David and R.G. Eccles, Carl Schurtz,
Thomas A. Edison, Horace Seaver,
Geo. Burman Foster, Elizabeth Cady Stanton,
O.B. Frothingham, Charles P. Steinmetz,
Helen Gardener, Henry W. Thomas,
viii FOREWORD
Hon. W.J. Gaynor, B.F. Underwood,
Thos. B. Gregory, Andrew D. White.
It is well for us to remember these men and
women who have made it safe to think. The world
owes an enormous debt to the fighters for human
freedom, and we cannot suffer their names to be
forgotten now that we are reaping the fruits of
their intelligence and devotion.
The Author, Mr. George E. Macdonald, is not
a college man, but he is an educated man. He
has read good books all his life. He has read
them without fear and with a full understanding.
And as a writer he has always been loyal to the
truth as he understood it. He has clung to this
ideal in spite of all handicaps, disapproval and
danger. He has been a valiant soldier for human
liberty. He tells the story well. I want especially
to commend his literary style. It is simple and
direct. It is never obscure nor clouded. He writes
to be understood. No words was wasted or used
only to adorn. His history is absorbing through-
out, and everyone who reads it will realize that he
is reading the words of an honest man who be-
lieves that loyalty to truth is the highest aim.
The possibility of quibbling or lying never enters
his head. It is a plain and interesting story told
by a man who has lived a plain life and has writ-
ten for the sake of telling the truth and nothing
else. I commend this rare production to all who
want to know something about the struggle for
truth and freedom in America, and the devoted
men who made it. CLARENCE DARROW.
Chicago, April 15, 1931.
PREFACE
THIS history ends with 1925. It began with
1875 and professes to cover but fifty years
of my participation in the Freethought move-
ment, though those years now number fifty-six.
Occasionally, for the purpose of terminating a sub-
ject, I have alluded to events occurring later than
the end of the century's first quarter. These could
hardly be ignored by one writing in 1928-1930. I
will cite for an example the necessity for changing
my answer to the inquiry whether there are any
towns in this country that have no churches, The
disappearance of the rural church began to be re-
marked upon after a survey made in 1916. That
whole communities were left altogether churchless
did not so plainly appear. One of the few towns
I have been able to mention as destitute of religious
privileges is in Bergen county, New Jersey.
Churches were barred "by original deed and con-
tract." Reports say that the ban is lifted and this
borough, once godless, now has a church in the
form of a community center with a pastor. Some
writers, not sensing the need of facts upon which
to base their statements, have denied the possibility
that any community can live without a church, and
have asked one and all to picture, if they can, the
sunken condition of the churchless town. But this
town, founded in 1848, was so for more than a half
century, and no evil was reported as coming out of
it. We may now set aside the New Jersey hamlet
as negligible, for the 1931 report of the Home
x PREFACE
Mission Council of North America made public the
fact that "there are 10,000 villages in America with-
out churches of any kind," and three times as many
"without resident pastors of any faith." Theoreti-
cally, as per the writers who prescribe religion as
a preventive, those towns of unknown name should
be engulfed in a wave of crime. No one foresees
that this will happen, but rather that religions cen-
ters will continue to be the most criminal.
The Truth Seeker changed its class while print-
ing "Fifty Years of Freethought" serially. A weekly
for more than half a century, it for good reasons
has been issued as a monthly since January, 1930.
My first volume is inscribed to its readers. I feel
like dedicating this one to their memory and to that
of writers whose work The Truth Seeker has
published; for many of these whom, when writing,
I could describe as still surviving, have gone the
way of all souls. Lemuel K. Washburn, mentioned
early in Volume I as a heretical Unitarian minister,
and in 1925 a contributing editor to the The Truth
Seeker, died in 1927 at the age of 81 years. His
death was the most important single loss to the
cause since the death of E.M. Macdonald. A year
earlier died Luther Burbank, whose answers to the
Questionnaire fill some pages of this volume. I
am not writing their obituaries; but because they
are characters in this work, and outlived the period
it covers, I will name, as no longer with us, David
Eccles, an old contributor; Thomas B. Gregory,
Garrett P. Serviss, James A. Hennesy, William
Cannolly ("The Spectator"), George B. Wheeler,
Channing Severance, William M. van der Weyde.
PREFACE xi
And with the record of Edwin C. Walker left out
these annals would be considerably shortened, but
Walker died in his 82d year, in February, 1931.
Inscribed to the living, let "Fifty Years of Free-
thought" be a memorial to the dead who were of
its family. I bequeath the rest to the historian of
the ensuing fifty years of Freethought (1925-'75).
Volume I, largely descriptive and autobiographi-
cal, and bringing the reader to the year 1891, has
been criticised as conceived in too light a vein, too
"intimate." The author's years of youth and adoles-
cence, with the part which the opposite sex had in
them, are described. Why he should have re-
hearsed those passages so indiscreetly he is now
wholly unable to explain. There is none to expose,
or "debunk," his youthful courses were they to be
pictured as more staid than he recalls them to, have
been. For the man in middle life, conscious that
he might have done better and wondering if he ever
will, there is stimulating medicine in one of Hux-
ley's letters where he says: "Kicked into the world
a boy without guide or training, or with worse than
none, I confess to my shame that few men have
drunk deeper of all kinds of sin that I." What
Huxley was moved to "confess to my shame," as he
says, fell under my eye in the '90s; but despite my
inability to say no when a distinguished lady asked
me at 18 to go for a pitcher of beer; despite my
early addiction to a pipe; despite those domestic
experiences told all too frankly in Volume 1; de-
spite the admission in verses forty-five years old
that --
xii PREFACE
"I'm out some nights with the other boys,
And come in, like Solomon, filled with dew,"
a confession like Huxley's I could not truthfully
make, I at least had never smoked cigarettes. Look-
ing at the eminence to which Huxley had risen, see-
ing how he had climbed back, and only a few slips
withal, hope triumphed, and I now project my
vision backward over a vista where there is nothing
to tell that might paint a blush on the reviewer's
cheek.
Another taking up the recording of events in line
with those this book recounts, will not overlook,
I trust, that singular one of 1928 in the history of
the American Association for the Advancement of
Science. I allude to the occasion when the president
of the Association appealed to the clergy to. "relieve
the public mind concerning the possibility of any
antagonism between science and religion." The
author of that appeal is to be reminded that if there
had been no conflict between religion and science,
the Association of which he was president might
never have been called into existence.
In preparing the Index for these volumes I dis-
cover omissions not now to be supplied in the text.
Philadelphian readers may miss the name of the
late George Longford, secretary of the Friendship
Liberal League for a generation, and that also of
its president Hugh Munro. Space or opportunity
was not found to mention the organizer of the De-
troit, Michigan, Freethought society, Mr. Ed-
mund Marshall; nor Mr. William Brenner of New
York, always in years past the reliable secretary of
one society after another, including the Thomas
PREFACE xiii
Paine Historical Association (1918-1924). As
early as 1921 Mr. Irving Levy began Collecting ma-
terial for the Freethought section of the New York
Public Library, and his work being well seconded
by Mr. K.D. Metcalf, chief of the Reference De-
partment, that library may now be regarded as
complete in this respect. As I stated in a Note
(Truth Seeker Nov. 24, 1928), the persistent Mr.
Levy (a frequent caller) urged upon me the writ-
ing of "Fifty Years" until resistance was overcome,
and I began and completed it with the result which
the reader sees.
Born at Exeter, N.H., in 1842, Mr. Edward
Tuck, in years the oldest American resident of
Paris, the one member of the Dartmouth Class
of '62 who subscribed himself a Freethinker, is the
"without whomer" as related to the publication
of this volume, Biography of the undistinguished
or unpopular is not the kind of book on which the
publisher makes money, but may lose more than
he can afford. From the liberal impulses of Mr.
Tuck, science, art and philanthropy have benefitted,
while a timely gift determines the fate of "Fifty
Years.," Vol. II. A further evidence of his gen-
erosity is permission to make a frontispiece of
his picture, forwarding which he says: "The rav-
ages of time have not disfigured me greatly. I am
neither deaf nor blind, nor rheumatic nor gone
bughouse. In fact I am a lucky dog all 'round."
Freely construing the word "bughouse," I take it
to mean that Mr. Tuck has prepared no recanta-
tion of his cosmic theories for immediate release
upon his demise.
xiv PREFACE
New Castle, in Pennsylvania, has a hospital to
the founding of which one of her citizens, Mr.
David Jameson, gave the better part of a million.
His townsmen call it the Jameson Memorial. The
name of Mr. Jameson, who has died since these
memoirs closed, is to be read among those asso-
ciated with liberal donations for the maintenance
of The Truth Seeker through dull times. The
drawings in both volumes are by Myer Kanin.
Although I lived through, witnessed, or "assisted
at" the happenings herein revived and reviewed,
many had passed from my memory and reappeared
as a surprise when the veil was lifted. They will
be an astonishment to younger spirits. The record
of the Freethinkers is honorable. While they have
never sought by force of law to deprive any person
of his right to the pursuit of happiness, their oppo-
nents, the forgers of gyves in the shape of dogmas
and ordinances against the freedom of thought,
speech and press, have perpetually wrought hand-
cuffs for the wrists of Liberty. A discriminating
future may know whom to honor. I make no pre-
dictions as to that, but in hope and trust submit the
names of a few of the deserving.
April 11, 1931. G. E. M.
CONTENTS
CHAPTERS I-II -- City Editor of The Eye, Sno-
homish, Wash. (1891-3) ............................. p.I
CHAPTER Ill (1892) -- Sunday Closing of the
World's Fair -- Madrid Congress -- Freethought Federa-
tion Organized ...................................... 59
CHAPTER IV (1893) -- Short History of Sunday --
I Return to New York ................................ 71
CHAPTER V (1894) -- Value of Church Property in
U.S. -- Kentucky Blasphemy Case -- Wise-Bible Case... 79
CHAPTER VI (1895) -- Mount Ingersoll -- Blasphemy
Law Invoked in New Jersey -- Truth Seeker Prohibited
in Canada ........................................... 93
CHAPTER VII (1896) -- Influence of W.A. Croffut
-- I am "Office" Editor of The Truth Seeker -- Liberal
University Project -- Watts and Foote in America --
Death of S.P. Putnam ............................... 113
CHAPTER VIII (1897) -- Dr. Abbott and Jonah --
The Brann Iconoclast -- Girard's Will Attacked -- Anar-
chist -- Communist Arrests ......................... 137
CHAPTER IX (1898) -- The Methodist Steal South --
Government Lands Alienated to Churches -- Spanish
American War ....................................... 153
CHAPTER X (1899) -- Roosevelt and Paine -- Death
of Ingersoll -- West Point Chapel Steal -- Edison Char-
acterizes Christianity ............................. 175
CHAPTER XI (1900) -- Congress excludes a Polyg-
amist -- Skeetside -- The Regicide Philosophy -- Bootleg-
ging Religion into Schools ......................... 189
CHAPTER XII (1901) -- Mark Twain and the Mis-
sionaries -- The McKinley Assassination Not by an
Anarchist .......................................... 203
CHAPTER XIII (1902) -- Herbert Spencer's Religion
-- Martyrdom of Ida Craddock -- Drama of the Cruci-
fixion -- Martinique Holocaust ..................... 215
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CHAPTER XIV (1903) -- The Anarchist Scare -- "Re-
ligious Associations" Laws of France -- Stuart Robson
and the Ministers ................................... 229
CHAPTER XV (1904) -- Soul Snatchers Struggle for
Herbert Spencer -- Carnegie, Atheist -- The offspring of
Freethinkers - International Congress - Haeckel's Propo-
sitions ............................................. 241
CHAPTER XVI (1905) -- A Catholic Steal West --
The Professional Parasites and Their Press Censor-
ship -- The Truth Seeker's Removal to Vesey Street --
The Sex of Angels -- New Rochelle Accepts Paine
Monument ............................................ 258
CHAPTER XVII (1906) -- The Crapsey Heresy
Charges -- The Fake Franklin-Paine Letter -- Short His-
tory of the Inquisition -- The Christian Country Dictum
-- Exclusion of Mark Twain from a Library -- San Fran-
cisco Disaster and the Almighty ..................... 271
CHAPTER XVIII (1907) -- "In God We Trust" Re-
moved from Coins by Roosevelt and Restored by Con-
gress -- The infidel Town Myth -- The Valley Forgery. 292
CHAPTER XIX (1908) -- An Atheist Mayor of Rome
-- Acts of Comstockery -- W.J. Bryan Wars on Evo-
lotion -- Ripe Ages of Freethinkers ..................307
CHAPTER XX (1909) -- Death of E.M. Macdonald
-- Paine Centenary -- Military Assassination of Ferrer --
Colleges Accused of Teaching Infidelity -- Paine Recan-
tation Story Told of Herbert Spencer .................323
CHAPTER XXI (1910) -- The Ingersoll Recantation
Affidavit -- A Freethinker for Mayor of Topeka -- Drews'
Christ Myth -- Roosevelt and the Pope -- Bible Excluded
from Illinois Schools ............................... 346
CHAPTER XXII (1911) -- Edison Disturbs the
Clergy -- The Monistic Congress in Hamburg -- Ingersoll
Statue Unveiled in Peoria -- Death of My Mother ..... 366
CHAPTER XXIII (1912) -- The Incompetence of the
Clergy -- Haeckel's Church Departure -- An Ingersoll Ora-
tion Stolen by an Evangelist ........................ 386
CONTENTS xvii
CHAPTER XXIV (1913) -- Mr. Morton Character-
izes a Priest and I am Summoned for Libel -- Crimes of
Preachers -- Where the Day Begins .................. 402
CHAPTER XXV (1914) -- The World War and its
Religious Side Shows -- Catholics Trusted in the Kai-
ser -- The Mexican Zapatistas and the Nuns -- The Church
Protests Mayor Nathan as a Commissioner to this
Country ............................................ 420
CHAPTER XXVI (1915) -- The Lusitania Affair --
God Seen to Be on the Side of the Central Powers --
The Bill to Curb Criticism of Religion -- Many Free-
thinkers Arrested -- Revolution in Portugal and a Free-
thinker Made Provisional President -- Death of G.W.
Foote ............................................... 437
CHAPTER XXVII (1916) -- Continued Activity of
the Arresters -- Mockus Blasphemy Trial -- The Kaiser
Invokes Jesus -- Darwin and Huxley Myths -- Haeckel's
"Eternity ........................................... 451
CHAPTER XXVIII (1917) -- Free Speech Suppres-
sion -- Freethought Books for Soldiers -- A Pest of Army
Chaplains and Testaments -- Compulsory Church Atten-
dance -- Herndon Memorial ........................... 466
CHAPTER XXIX (1918) -- Exclusion of The Truth
Seeker from the Mails -- Its Triumphant Vindication --
The Y.M.C.A. in Disgrace -- The Patriotic Activity
of Freethinkers -- Mark Twain Fellowship ............ 484
CHAPTER XXX (1919) -- An Epidemic Among
Small Newspapers from Legislative and Economic
Causes -- The Boys Come Home -- Ernst Haeckel Dies .. 504
CHAPTER XXXI (1920) -- A Preamble on Suckers
-- post-War Grafts -- The Cross Officially Above the
Flag -- The Questionnaire ........................... 518
CHAPTER XXXII (1921) -- The Truth Seeker
Moves -- Ingersoll Birthplace Dedicated as a Memorial
-- Bishop Brown's Book .............................. 530
CHAPTER XXXIII (1922) -- The Advent of Funda-
mentalism - Indifferent Reaction of Men of Science -- Re-
sponse of Luther Burbank to the Questionnaire -- Towns
Without Churches .................................... 548
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CHAPTER XXXIV (1923) -- Our Golden Jubilee --
Progress of Fundamentalism -- The Millikan-water
Irenicon - Tablet to Paine - Death of Mrs. Ingersoll..570
CHAPTER XXXV (1924) -- Bishop Brown Heresy
Trial -- Crime, Evolution, and Religion -- American
Rationalist Association ............................. 587
CHAPTER XXXVI (1925) -- Tennessee Anti-Evolu-
tion Law Passed -- Scopes Conviction -- Tablet on Site of
Ingersoll Home -- Ground Broken by Edison for Paine
Memorial Building -- Week Day Church School Decision
-- Conclusion ....................................... 605
PICTURES IN VOLUME 1.
Andrews, Stephen Pearl. 405 Macdonald, E.M..239, 349
Bennett, D.M ....... 142, 194 Macdonald, G.E...85, 454
Bennett Monument ........ 325 Palmer, Courtlandt.. 462
Bennett, Mrs. Mary ...... 333 Parton, James ..... 539
Bradlaugh, Charles ...... 536 Seaver, Horace ..... 494
Britton's Ferry ......... 136 Somerby, Charles ... 349
Freethought Office ...... 497 Truth Seeker Office in
Leland, Grace L. ... 452, 453 Clinton Place .... 321
Leland, Lillian ......... 506 Tucker, Benj. R .... 270
Leland, Theron C ........ 384 Walker, Edwin C .... 424
Lick, James ............. 183 Wright, Elizur ..... 384
PICTURES IN VOLUME II
Bradley, J.D. ........... 442 Macdonald, Mrs. Grace
Bryan, William J. ....... 611 L. .................. 633
Burroughs, John ......... 545 Mark-Twain ...... 362, 498
Conway, Moncure D. ...... 304 Muzzey, David Saville. 614
Darrow, Clarence ........ 608 Packard, C.H. ......... 3
Darwin, Charles ......... 248 Paine Monument ....... 269
Edison, Thomas A. .. 367, 614 Pentecost, H.O. ...... 301
Ferrer, Francisco ...... 331 Purdy, G.H. .......... 166
Foote, Edward Bond ...... 399 Putnam, S.P. ......... 133
Foote, G.W. ............. 449 Remsburg, J.E. ....... 516
Galois, Marguerite ...... 413 Ricker, Marina M. .... 528
Gauvin, Marshall L. ..... 597 Robertson, Morgan ..... 88
Greeley, Horace ......... 379 Schroeder, Theodore .. 461
Griffith, J.I. ........... 33 Seibel, George ....... 434
Haeckel, Ernst, with Skeetside ............ 195
group, Jena, 370; in Steiner, Franklin ..... 69
church departure car- Stevens, Col. E.A. ....482
toon ................. 395 Thomas, Norman ....... 614
Holyoake, G.J. .......... 281 Tree in Snohomish ..... 49
Huxley, T.H. ............ 112 Wakeman, T.B. ........ 418
Ingersoll, Eva A. ....... 584 Wait,, C.D. .......... 340
Ingersoll, R.G., at New Walker, Ryan ......... 223
Rochelle, 86; 181; fam- War Cartoon, Ryan
ily at statue, 377; Walker .............. 440
Birthplace at Dresden. 536 Ward, Lester F. at
Macdonald, E.M., 324; Haeckel Home, Jena,
monument ............. 328 Germany ....... 371; 417
Macdonald, G.E. Males Watts, Charles, with
of Family, 473; with group ......... 226; 284
former Editors, 624; Wheless, Joseph ...... 616
Family in 1825, 629; Wooden Ships and Iron
Residence ............ 631 Men ............. 166-167
FIFTY YEARS OF
FREETHOUGHT
CHAPTER I.
JOURNALISM IN THE FAR NORTHWEST.
IN JUNE, 1891, Clayton H. Packard of the
thriving city of Snohomish, State of Washing-
ton, sent me an invitation to come and be his
partner in the publication of The Eye, weekly and
tri-weekly. I knew of The Eye from the exchange
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(Masthead of the EYE)
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OFFICIAL PAPER
OF THE CITY. AND OLDEST PAPER
IN THE COUNTY.
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ISSUED EVERY MONDAY, WEDNESDAY
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY
-BY-
C.H. PACKARD & GEO. E. MAGDONALD
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lists of The Truth Seeker, and of Freethought, our
San Francisco paper, and saw evidence of the use
of the mind in its production. I had never been a
small-town editor, and knew nothing of the routine
1
2 FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT
duties of one following that profession. I therefore
accepted the invitation of Mr. Packard. This might
be the life. My wife Grace's attachment to San
Francisco had been weakened by her mother's death,
and she was easily lured aboard a steamer bound for
Seattle with such of our goods as we cared to take
along, which included the baby. San Francisco and
Seattle, viewed from the East, without laying a
yard-stick on the map, appear to be neighboring
cities, or no farther apart than New York and Port-
land, Maine. But a thousand miles of water
stretches between them, going by boat -- a four day's
trip. After leaving America you go ashore first at
Victoria, B.C., hard by Esquimault Bay, if you are
tired of walking a ship's deck, which was my feel-
ing. And there, I took notice, we had arrived where
the days were long. It was evening when we
docked, and I sat on the pier and read a book while
the crew discharged freight. When the passengers
were piped on board again, I closed my book and
looked at my watch. It was near ten o'clock, and
dusk coming on. In the middle of the summer, in
those latitudes, there was no all-seeling hand of
night till the hour after twelve. Unless a citizen got
home before one o'clock, his all-hours return could
be seen and reported by the neighbors.
Beyond Victoria there is another ocean to sail,
one that is called a strait -- San Juan de Fuca. You
sail till morning and then all day, and stop in Seattle
overnight. We stopped over a night and a day and
went to a ball game with C.B. Reynolds, then a
resident and a fan. Passengers went from Seattle
to Snohomish, thirty-five miles off, by rail, and sent
FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT 3
their goods up the Snohomish river by boat, the
charges therefor being more than they had been on
the same freight from San Francisco to Seattle.
Snohomish in 1891 was not to be classed as a
quiet hamlet. It Was full of people, all moving. A
desperado with a hotel hack seized us at the station,
outside the business belt, and set us down in the
center of population. While we gave admiring
attention to a rider who managed his "loping"
horse with a single line around the animal's lower
jaw, Packard rushed up
and named us. In him
I saw a man of forty per
cent smaller build than
myself, about two years
younger, and more prone
to rush. If he was not
always in a hurry, then
his gait betrayed him
and his speed was decep-
tive. He had selected a
room for us at the Maple
House, a hotel over-
hanging the river, and to C.H. PACKARD,
the Maple House we "The Eye Mail."
went. Main street, Sno-
homish, is closely companioned for a little distance
by the Snohomish river. I felt at first that if I
should step off the sidewalk with the wrong foot I
would step into the river. An old subscriber to The
Truth Seeker, J.S. Martin, lived on that river in a
stationary houseboat fastened by hoops to cedar
piles that rose eighteen feet out of the water at low
4 FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT
tide. I have seen the hoops go to the top of the
piles when the river was up and the tide high.
Having been introduced to the printers in the
office on the following morning, and not knowing
what next, I inquired which type was dead and
"threw in a case." It lay before me to learn what
was news in that town and where to look for it, and
then to divide my time between gathering it and
putting it to press. Mr. Packard wrote a paragraph
for The Eye introducing me as the new City Editor.
He did not forget to name certain well-known pub-
lications, Puck, Judge, and so forth, to which I had
contributed. The City Editor, when city editing,
went to the justice's court, or to the superior court,
or to a meeting of the city council, or to the opening
of a new store or cafe, or he might absorb an item
from observation or interview, and returned with
the proceeds to the office. He there turned his
notes into copy, and helped to put them into type;
he proved the galley with a towel wrapped about a
planer, read and corrected proof, transferred the
matter to the forms and locked them up, put the
forms on the press, and perhaps took a turn at feed-
ing. Before I became accustomed to press-work, I
spoiled a set of rollers by starting the press when
they were lifted at one end. The sentiments that
Packard managed to contain regarding a man, drunk
or sober, who would start a press without looking at
the rollers, did him honor.
The first event of importance that took place (a
country editor would change that to "transpired")
in Snohomish after I went into local journalism was
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the presenting a coat of tar and feathers to the priest
of the parish, the Rev. Father Francis Xavier Guay.
I received no invitation to the party, nor notice that
it was about to take place. Anyhow I should not
have attended. If Catholics will have priests, let
them take what comes to them, or lay their troubles
before the bishop, and not call upon the secular
public to avenge their grievances. Packard as a
notary public gathered a sheaf of affidavits based on
the attitude the priest had taken toward penitents,
male and female, children and youth. Catholic
mothers were ready to furnish the feathers for the
occasion, but a heathen saved their beds by getting
the feathers at a furniture store; and then Catholic
men rolled the priest in them after tarring him.
Father Guay observed silence for two or three days;
then he wrote in a letter to The Eye, that he had
suffered distress of mind from accusations circu-
lated to his prejudice, and from the harsh treatment
undergone at the hands of men not known to him.
He then migrated, but appears to have been retained
in the priesthood, as somebody from Southern Cali-
fornia brought to Snohomish the news that the
priest with whom we had parted was serving a
congregation there.
There was in our city another paper, the Daily
Sun, upon which Packard looked with disfavor. The
picture of its editor formed in the mind from the
way Packard spoke his name fitted the man himself
pretty well when one came to see him. He must
have met with disappointments in life that had disil-
lusioned him, for he had a saturnine countenance, a
harsh laugh, and the morose outlook of a cynic. He
6 FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT
was thought, in The Eye office, to be fit for treason,
stratagems and spoils, and suspected of being on the
outlook for opportunities to practice them. Before
I had ever laid eyes on the individual, Packard one
day said to me: "Here, Mac, is something on Frank
Mussetter that I want you to write up. I have to go
out and do some collecting." I asked: "What
infamy has Mussetter been up to now?" and
Packard replied: "Why, God damn it" -- and then
outlined in expletives the character of Mussetter,
and went forth on his collecting mission. Our con-
temporary, it appears, had suppressed or misstated
facts of public interest in order, as it was our place
to allege, to curry favor with a certain low element
and put The Eye in wrong. Hence I wrote the
article, unconsciously using fighting language, and
our afternoon edition gave it circulation. The
consequences were set forth in the next number of
our publication, in an editorial which read:
"A fierce-looking individual, loaded with several inches
of adulterated Hydrant water and a big revolver, which he
said he had borrowed especially for the present crisis,
awaited the senior Eye man's return from breakfast last
Saturday morning. The distinguishing features of the
combination were those of Frank Mussetter, editor and
reputed owner of our at times luminous contemporary.
Mussetter was evidently riled. He reads The Eye and
thus keeps thoroughly posted on local and domestic affairs,
although the scarcity of news and original editorials in
his own paper might lead subscribers to doubt it. As we
said before, Mussetter was riled. It might have been The
Eye's scoop in exposing the priest and The Sun's sup-
posed connection with the affair, but he didn't say so di-
rectly. Placing his good right hand on his pistol pocket,
he inquired in a fierce, double-leaded voice fortified with
FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT 7
beer if The Eye had a gun. Being informed that the chief
engineer of this great moulder of public opinion (for our
subscription rates see card at head of editorial column)
was not in the habit of having such dangerous things in
his possession when inside the city limits (vide ordinance
No. 4), Mussetter cautioned us to procure a weapon. He
said he had come to shoot us; that he had borrowed a gun
from Charlie Cyphers with that object in view, and he
proposed to use it. He was informed that he would prob-
ably never find a better time and opportunity than now
presented themselves; also that he was making a damfool
of himself. The Eye man explained that he was not a
shootist, but would try to accommodate him with all the
satisfaction he wanted in any other way. Mussetter
averred that both he and his paper had been greatly hurt
(we don't doubt it) by The Eye's articles, the truthful-
ness of which he did not deny; and that he would be sat-
isfied with nothing short of shooting us. However, he
graciously concluded to postpone the killing, and grace-
fully withdrew, remarking in a four-to-pica tone of voice,
that he would surely open fire the next time he met us,
and that we had better he prepared to meet our God, or
words to that effect."
As the conscious author of the strictures on the
worth, abilities, and good faith of Mr. Mussetter, I
expected to be included in his graveyard list, and
felt keenly the slight implied by his partiality for
my senior, and his want of recognition of my merits
and claims. A joker told me that Mussetter had
left me to the mercy of his City Editor, whose name
was Immanuel Joseph, and that I should keep an
eye lifted for a fellow wearing an ulster and a He-
braic cast of countenance. Then a sincere friend
who once lived in Virginia City, Nevada, where
shooting had been popular, offered to lend me his
gun, a short one that could be detonated from the
8 FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT
pocket. He thoroughly explained the method of
taking aim with the "gun" so masked. It consisted
of laying the forefinger alongside the barrel and
"pointing same," as one could do automatically and
without sighting the weapon. But already I knew
but feared not Joseph. He was more likely to bor-
row money of me than to pick a quarrel. I gave
Joseph credit for having some sense.
But Mussetter's state of mind meanwhile must
have been wholly unenviable. By warning Packard
that he should shoot him on sight, he had conferred
upon his adversary the right to do the same to him
And if he were to make good his threat to shoot a
man who had not menaced him, he could be hanged
for it; whereas, according to the code, Packard
might kill him with impunity and without warning
wherever encountered. Mr. Mussetter may or may
not have been handy enough with firearms to hold
a gun on a man and fire it; but Packard was some-
thing of a mountaineer, a prospector accustomed to
handling weapons, and while packing no gun for
social purposes, yet when outside the city limits, on
one of his trips into the wilds of the Cascades,
where catamounts abode and wild goats offered
themselves for targets, he wore strapped to his side
a "shooting-iron" which, in its scabbard that pro-
jected a foot below the tail of his coat, looked to be
twenty inches long. If so minded the senior editor
of The Eye could have drilled his contemporary a
block away. But instead of making Mussetter bite
the dust Packard chose to hector the editor of The
Sun, "our luminous contemporary," in the columns
of The Eye. He did it well, too. Claiming as the
FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT 9
challenged party the right to a choice of weapons,
he advanced various absurd propositions calculated
to make Mussetter look ridiculous, such as repair-
ing to the Bon Ton restaurant and heaving 45-cali-
ber fishballs at each other, or seeking the headwa-
ters of the Stillaguamish river, with no doctors or
priests -- medical and spiritual advisers sternly ex-
cluded; and there exchanging double-leaded tariff
editorials until one or both combatants received and
acknowledged a mortal wound. "If either shoots
his mouth off," said Packard, in naming the condi-
tions, "before the proper signal is given, it shall be
the privilege of the other, before the fight proceeds,
to draw on the offending party for drinks enough to
irrigate all readers of both papers for a period of
three months next ensuing."
"Our luminous contemporary" came out daily,
pushed by the faithful Joseph, with its usual scant
measure of local news and a good political article on
the editorial page clipped from some mid-western
exchange; but although I pursued my diurnal can-
vass of Front street looking for subjects to write
about, I never once saw Mussetter. At the end of a
week the office telephone rang, and the bartender of
the Penobscot, speaking, said: "Well, the enemies
have met." Myself at the receiver: "And what hap-
pened?" Penobscot House: "Why, Mussetter
rushed at Packard with one hand up and the other
stretched out a yard in front of him to shake. And
now he's trying to buy Packard a drink, but Clayt is
a teetotaler and is taking a pocketful of cigars. And
he don't smoke, neither. You'll fall heir to them
cigars. Mussetter is happier than Clayt is."
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Early in October (this was in 1891) my former
San Francisco partner, S.P. Putnam, sent me word
he was in the far Northwest and would like to speak
in Snohomish. I telegraphed him to come a-run-
ning. Then I interviewed the known Freethinkers,
took up a subscription, got out posters, advertised
the meeting in The Eye, and hired Odd Fellows
Hall. The house was full beyond capacity. Putnam
had been there before, and had then been introduced
to the audience by the mayor. But that was before
the churches came in so strong. Now that there
were four or five of them, representing considerable
piety, the mayor hung back, with the consequence
that Putnam had to introduce himself, which wasn't
so bad an introduction. He spoke on the philosophy
of camp meetings and revivals, drawing a strong
contrast between Christianity and Freethought, to
the disadvantage of religion. The audience took it
with applause, except a real estate dealer named
Sweeney, who interjected "No, that's not so," a few
times, causing Putnam to pause in his discourse, and
inquire whether, in commenting upon the funda-
mental truths of religion, he had misrepresented
Christianity. Sweeney voted Aye, and was invited
to take the platform at the close of the lecture.
Thus Sweeney did, and it was the unwisest course
he could have chosen. He announced himself as "a
sort of a Christian," who believed that the story of
Jonah's living three days inside the whale, and
thereby becoming an authentic sign of the resurrec-
tion of Christ, was literally true. He charged
Putnam with garbling the words of Jesus and mis-
representing Christianity. Pointing the finger of
FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT 11
accusation, he declared that Putnam had quoted
Christ as saying "blessed are the poor," when what
the son of man really said was "blessed are the poor
in spirit." Putnam grinned, as Sweeney went on
to affirm his belief that God halted the progress of
the sun while Joshua in safety crossed the Red Sea!
Having thus innocently confounded the army of
Joshua with the children of Israel, Mr. Sweeney was
bewildered by the immoderate laughter of the
audience.
When Putnam replied, a good time was had by all
except Sweeney, who as "a sort of a Christian,"
Putnam said, was not the kind of a Christian he had
been describing. It was the "sort of a Christian,"
and not he, who misrepresented Christianity and
always would because he didn't know his own faith.
Putnam then picked up his Testament, turned to
Luke vi, 20, and asked him to read it. Sweeney did
so, and was humiliated to discover the words were
"Blessed be ye poor," with no "in spirit" anywhere
near them.
My report of Sweeney's speech, with his Joshua
crossing the Snohomish river while the moon stood
Still on Pillchuck and the paralyzed sun forgot to
set over the Olympics, was unsatisfactory to him,
and he Wrote a reply.
I have no file of The Eye for 1891; and when a
writer quotes with no check but memory, it is his
own fault if the events are not described as they
ought to have happened.
Siwashes (the name for Indians on that part of
the Pacific coast) lived in wickyups along the banks
12 FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT
of the Snohomish river, and paddled up and down
the stream in dugout canoes. "Canoe" brings to
mind a kind of small and light craft, generally em-
ployed for idle uses, like taking a girl out on the
Charles river. I have seen a Siwash canoe probably
eighteen feet long and of four foot beam, that
carried the load of a moving-van, including the
family. These aborigines were known as Snohomish
Indians after the river. The Indian bands in those
regions carried with them the names of the streams
whose borders they inhabited. The student will see
in siwash a form of the French word sauvage. The
Siwashes were savage as to their mode of life, but
peaceable and friendly toward their fellow man. I
made no study of them, as to how they subsisted.
So far as I could make out, they had solved the
problem of living without labor. With so many
salmon in the stream they did not have to work;
they went fishing. Nevertheless, civilization was in
the process of absorbing them. Younger men went
out as farmhands; the old men and the womankind
were most numerous in the wickyups. A govern-
ment reservation at Tulalip where Indians who dis-
liked tribal life could go drew many away from the
streams. Early settlers, who, according to ancient
history, were deserters from British men-of-war had
found their way up the rivers from the Sound and
lived with the Siwashes, squatting on the land or
buying it of the natives. The white men bought
their Indian wives of fathers, brothers, or perhaps
of husbands. The sale of a girl by her father to a
man who said he wanted her for a wife was upheld
by the courts as legal in that country, which in 1891
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had been a state for only two years. A young man
settling there on a farm seventy years ago could
make no better investment of his money or spare
stock than to buy a wife with it, for the Indian
women were good helpers about a place, and the
children also could be worked as they grew up. How
many wives some of them bought I am not interested
to know. The federal law that was passed for the
abolition of polygamy in Utah in the '80s did away
with the plural wife system among these old settlers
in Washington, who were expected to acknowledge
the wife they had taken first and discontinue the
others. They obeyed the law in the matter of estab-
lishing the senior spouse as wife. As regards the
rest, it was said that to avoid inflicting hardships on
them they were retained in the family as maids.
None of the so-called squaw-men lived inside the
city limits; they were ranchers. One of them, when
his elder wife died, moved into town and married
white. But he kept his ranch, and how large a popu-
lation of secondary wives and their children the
ranch maintained you could only judge from appear-
ances. The man kept a general store in town. I saw
one day a troop of mounted Indians galloping
through the streets, and inquired of an older resident
whether this was probably a massacre. He said no,
it was only So-and-so's family going to his store for
an outfit. In the East we hear of no prejudice
against Indian blood; in Snohomish any reference
to the fact that a person had a trace of it in him or
in his family was forbidden as "ancient history."
Some of the best-looking girls in town were half or
quarter Indian. The red cheeks got from the white
14 FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT
parent showing through the dusky coloring from the
other side of the family produced a beauty that be-
longed to neither of the races unmixed. And yet
one was not allowed to mention it. While I was yet
new to my surroundings, an old and respected settler
named Charles Short died and was buried from the
Methodist church, where his family as chief
mourners occupied the front pews. They were of
much interest to me, both from their numbers and
from their parentage, which was half Indian. The
funeral sermon was preached by a young minister
from Arkansas named Feese, who looked like a cow-
boy and had as dark a Complexion as any white
American I had ever met.
Surviving contemporaries of Mr. Short had related
his history to me, speaking very highly of him. In
reporting the funeral for The Eye, after sketching
Mr. Short, I made reference to the picturesque
group in the front pews, and remarked with refer-
ence to the general color scheme, that the swarthy
preacher in the pulpit might well have passed for a
member of the family.
When the report of the funeral had been read,
one person after another stopped me on the street to
inquire why I had given that dig at Short. All I
could think of to apologize for was the implying that
the follow. in the pulpit bore some resemblance to
Mr. Short's. family, and I admitted I ought perhaps
to have left that out. But that was not the point.
One man squared himself in front of me and
implored that I reveal to him what I had against
Charlie Short -- what old Charlie Short had ever
done to me that I should slur him after he was dead.
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That was the way they felt. I had violated the tabu
on a squaw man's family and had opened the tomb
of ancient history. The fuss was silly to me then
and still has that appearance. Likely enough the
present generation of the Shorts, if they have fared
East a thousand miles, are putting on dog about their
Indian ancestry.
The first year was the hardest, for The Eye was a
Republican paper, and took sides in politics. I had
been voting the Republican ticket every four years
since 1880 but saying why I did so was something
else, and when it came to writing a party editorial I
simply didn't know how. The title of a book in The
Eye library showed that the work professed to be a
History of the Republican Party. That book was
the source of all I wrote in defense of the Grand
Old Party. By good luck the need for these difficult
editorial labors was shortly relieved, for Packard
espoused the cause of Populism and wrote with
such zeal that The Eye thereafter was never short
of timely political matter.
The Eye was a good paper too. We brought it
out as a tri-weekly, filled with local and county news,
and every issue had a real editorial; and all that had
been in the tri-weekly went into the weekly edition,
where the accumulated editorials made a full page,
as in the best city papers. It was the paper the old
residents took and swore by; and it deserved their
confidence. No man in the county had a better repu-
tation for honesty and squareness than Packard.
His probity was unimpeachable.
The press is said to be for sale. I never heard of
16 FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT
any schemer trying to buy the opinion of our paper,
and I was myself corrupted but once. That was
when a man just starting a game down the street and
mistakenly supposing that I was going to make an
outcry over it, took me aside and said that as The
Eye had always used him well, he would like to show
his appreciation. He was opening a little place to
give the boys a chance to get action on their money;
and while it was not the kind of proposition that
competed for advertising space, still the press ought
to be supported by all good citizens. Then to my
surprise he passed me a twenty-dollar piece. As the
first proffer of a bribe in my newspaper experience
it produced in me a reaction hitherto unknown. On
the spur of the moment one was not sure what he
ought to do with the money or to the base wretch
offering it. While I mulled over the situation he
invited me inside and showed me his roulette layout.
And now my course became clear. I changed the
twenty into iron men and, picking number 27, told
the man who turned the wheel to let it spin. He
complied and announced "little 2-0." The other
plays which I then tried were like that one, and in
half an hour I walked virtuously forth, carrying
with me none of the wages of corruption. Tempta-
tion no further assailed me until a few years ago,
when a minister offered me fifteen dollars to print an
article I had decided was unavailable for The Truth
Seeker.
For another new experience I was once asked by
the county medical superintendent to be his assistant
while he reduced the dislocated shoulder of a man in
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jail. The patient, a two-
hundred pound Swede,
out of the logging-camp,
whose misfortune had
come from a fall while
intoxicated, lay on a
mattress, on the floor.
He appeared dead to the
world, but for safety the
doctor chloroformed
him. The doctor then
directed me to remove a
shoe, to sit on the mat-
tress beside the patient,
facing him; to put my stockinged foot under the
arm of the Scandinavian, and then, grasping his
wrist with both hands, to give a strong and steady
pull. Meanwhile the doctor squatted by the fellow's
big blond head and slipped the bones back into place.
Being City Editor contributes to a liberal education.
As impinging on "ancient history," that is, al-
luding to the circulation of aboriginal blood in the
veins of persons who preferred not to have it men-
tioned, I committed another serious error when re-
porting a ball game. The game was played at
Tualco, on the Skykomish river, ten miles away, and
I had to go horseback to the grounds. The horse
that carried me had a forward-and-back motion like
the bed of a Campbell press, and an up-and-down
one like a milk-shaker. I returned very sore, but
I heard the next day that the Tualco players were
sore in a different place, because I had christened
their team "the Chinooks."
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Now, there visited those parts at times a balmy
wind called the chinook -- an agreeable condition or
movement of the atmosphere sometimes said to
presage snowslides in the mountains. Our team
bore the name of "the Cyclones"; the Tualcos' want
of a name I supplied by calling them the "Chi-
nooks," having reference to the aforesaid breeze,
so that I could subhead my report: "Cyclones and
Chinooks Play a Whirlwind Game." Thus, while
Chinook is the common name for the Indian jargon
of the Northwest, or for those to whom it is the
native vernacular, I thought that in apposition with
the Cyclones, and with whirlwind added, making a
very neat collocation, its technical and ethnological
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use might be overlooked. But not by the Tualcans,
never! They made war talk and sent word that if
they ever found the reporter again on the Sky-
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komish they were likely to get his scalp. They had
no eye for the literary quality of the heading I
had written on the story of their game. But I came
near doing worse than that, for I received the im-
pression, and was tempted to say so, that the chase
after a fly ball had a tendency to bring out the prim-
itive qualities of the redman. Because: At one
point in the play, a pop fly was settling near where
I sat keeping score, and a Tualco buck named Jimi-
cum came running to field it. 'His cap was off, his
hair was long, and his face flushed, and with every
bound he emitted a deep "How!" If I had not
known that his objective was the ball I should
either have fled or placed myself in an attitude of
defense. When the two teams next played I re-
ported that the Cyclones had run into a Blizzard.
The Salvation Army came to Snohomish in '92
and made such a blare with its trumpets that it got
a hallful of spectators at ten cents. Moreover, it
took permanent quarters and having enlisted a few
recruits, left one of its warriors in command. My
reports of the meetings were so irreverent that the
officer in charge of the invasion wrote to The War
Cry that the work was difficult here on account of
there being a Satan in the place. The one that re-
mained, who bore the name of Happy Bill, alleged
in the same publication that Snohomish was a
"tough" town. He meant, as he later was at pains
to say, in assuagement of public criticism, that the
town was "tough" in the sense of being hard to pull
apart, like deer-hide, and the editor of The War Cry
had imported another meaning into his words. He
never was forgiven, for Snohomish held itself to
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be an orderly city, as indeed it was, and pointed
with pride to its freedom from lawlessness.
Besides the Salvation Army organizers there
came Joseph Murphy, said to be the son of Francis,
the great temperance apostle. He made a strong
religious plea, based ostensibly on the Bible, which
gave me an opportunity to unfold some Scriptures
on the subject. Mr. Murphy dropped in at the office
to propose an armistice and to leave an order for
job printing. Our "luminous contemporary," The
Sun, now no longer conducted by the truculent Mus-
setter, but in the hands of W.M. Sanger, an alto-
gether decent sort of chap, boldly championed
Murphy, gospel temperance, prohibition, and the
Good Templars. The town cared little for either,
but liked the debate. Before this date my rival
City Editor, Immanuel Joseph, had left the employ
of The Sun and had started on a career of
swindling, was after a while put in prison for tak-
ing human life, and finally locked himself in for
good by killing a guard in an attempt to escape.
The frontier is no place for an isolated Jew of Jo-
seph's class. I imagine it was the new and gun-
toting country that made him turn to deeds of vio-
lence.
Joseph with sardonic humor once handed in my
name along with his own, as an applicant for admis-
sion to the Good Templar Lodge. Since member-
ship with the Good Templars merely implied but
did not guarantee abstinence, I was pained after-
wards to learn that I had been blackballed by Wal-
ter Thornton. The more so because I held I had
recently done Walter a favor. To relate the cir-
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cumstances, Mr. Thornton, being out late one
evening, was passing on the other side of the street
from John Gillis's place, when he heard, issuing
through the hospitably opened front door of that
house of cheer, the sound of bagpipes played by a
man in kilts who stood before the bar. Walter,
staying his steps, plucked a large apple from a tree
overhead, and threw it at the performer. The apple
missed the musician by a foot and then went through
a window in the rear of the saloon. The hurler was
unseen, but John Gillis did some figuring. The facts
showed that the apple, starting thirty feet from his
door, had entered his premises at an elevation not
above seven feet, and that on nearly the same level
it had traveled the length of his saloon, at least
forty feet, and had passed through the rear win-
dow some four feet from the floor. Gillis knew that
no one in town but Thornton could make a throw
like that. He therefore took counsel of the city
marshal, who straightway found Walter and sum-
moned him for malicious mischief. And now, while
the incident was legitimate "news," and the pinching
of our star pitcher a sure sensation if known (and
it appears that Marshal Brown spoke to no one but
myself about it), The Eye never mentioned the af-
fair. Surely, I thought, my reticence deserved other
recognition than a blackball.
I last saw Thornton in 1900, when he was pitch-
ing for the Chicago Nationals and his team played in
New York. He called on me at 28 Lafayette place.
He told me then, or previously had told somebody
else, that he never would have blackballed me as
an applicant for admission to the Snohomish Lodge
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of Good Templars if that night he had not
happened to be a little full. In 1927 a reader of
The Truth Seeker in Southern California sent in a
newspaper clipping containing part of a sermon by
the Rev. Walter Thornton, who had used selections
from Ingersoll. Walter, I remembered, had Inger-
soll's pamphlet, "How to Reform Mankind."
In May, 1892, I read in the Congressional Record
a speech that had just been delivered in the House
of Representatives by a young fellow named Bryan,
from Nebraska, on a day when members of Con-
gress were filling the pork barrel -- that is to say,
were discussing the Rivers and Harbors bill and
making appropriations of money to carry out its pro-
visions. Bryan -- it was William J. -- introduced an
amendment to include the rivers of his state, more
particularly the Platte, the bed of which stream, he
declared, plainly showed that it must once have had
water in it, as it might again were the necessary
moisture to be supplied by artisan wells. Bryan
went on to tell his colleagues how the Platte so
improved, and situated midway between the two
great oceans and equidistant between our northern
and southern frontiers, would be unsurpassed as a
harbor of refuge, "where, Mr. Chairman, our navy
might float in absolute security in time of war."
That speech remained to Bryan's credit in my
mind when he delivered the one that brought him
the nomination for the Presidency; and I was for
him. And why not? He was on The Truth
Seeker's list of book buyers and had ordered the
works of Paine. I could hardly be expected to fore-
see that he would read them without profit.
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The Eye of July 7, 1892, published a card from
the Presbyterian minister addressed to the editor.
"DEAR SIR: I wish, through the columns of your paper,
to publicly express my righteous indignation and solemn
protest against the act of certain of my fellow towns-
men, in erecting a flagpole, on the first day of the week,
commonly called Sunday, in front of a house of public
worship in the city of Snohomish, at the hour of regular
service, thereby disturbing the officiating minister and
the congregation in the exercise of their civil and religious
liberty, and as I interpret it was a menace upon the life
of both the civil and religious institutions of the United
States of America. Yours respectfully, J.W. DORRANCE."
The first day of the week, commonly called
Sunday, was in 1892 the day before the Fourth of
July, when the E.W. Young camp, Sons of
Veterans, had promised the town a flag-raising that
would knock its eye out. The corner of Second
street and Avenue A had been assigned by the city
council as the place to plant the mast, and it was no
fault of the Sons that the place selected was in front
of a house of worship. The Presbyterian church
stood on the opposite corner of Avenue A. Really
that flag-raising was the job of the Grand Army of
the Republic, which had planned it for Memorial
Day, but for want of funds or enthusiasm had let
the project fall through. However, a Grand Army
man who owned timber had hauled to the spot a
mainmast seventy-five feet long, and a topmast at
least fifty. Councilman Knapp, the Tubal Cain of
the combination, had hammered out a huge iron
stirrup for the topmast, and if the two sticks had
stood erect, one on top of the other, why, there
would have been a flagpole one hundred and twenty-
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five feet over all. But two pieces of timber lying in
the gutter of Second street were just two spars, and
not a flagpole, although representing the substance.
A week before the Fourth there was not even a
hole for a pole to crawl into. As captain of the
camp we had a Blethen from Maine, a tall fellow
who could march the boys up the street in good
order and shift them to the sidewalk with the com-
mand, "Left oblike," but he was no specialist on
flagpoles. He held the office of jailer at the county
lockup, which furnished him with an alibi, and left
me, as first lieutenant, in full command of the Sons,
who gathered around me looking wistful, and in-
quiring what was to be done about raising that pole.
The answer was the formation of a pick and shovel
brigade, headed by myself, to dig the hole, which
had to be ten or twelve feet deep. We began thirty
feet from the site selected, sank a shaft, and into
it rolled the mainmast, which at my expense had
been dressed and painted. The foot lay twelve feet
below the surface and the top slanted into the air
seventy feet away. Without derrick or "gin pole"
we were thus far and no farther when the com-
manding officer and a detail of his subalterns in uni-
form marched in good order to the office of the
electric light company and asked for the use of its
derricks and tackle. The company readily made the
donation; the mayor granted the use of the city
team. I assumed responsibility for the wages of
linemen, who had to do the work on overtime.
Saturday afternoon proved too short; only the main-
mast was in place at quitting time.
I quote from The Eye: "The writer of this
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account, taking the initiative in the absence of a
more competent person, requested the men to resume
work Sunday morning in order that the program
for the Fourth might be carried out." I took the
time to call on the Rev. Mr. Dorrance and let him
know that we should work Sunday morning. He
replied that the act could not be excused on the
ground of either mercy or necessity, and I rejoined
that the same could be said of Presbyterian preach-
ing, which was never necessary and seldom merci-
ful; and yet inasmuch as the liberty pole was to be
presented to the city, which was destitute of such an
ornament, I held that the erection of one and its
presentation to the municipality would be a work of
charity. To quote again: "The next morning some
twenty young men were on the ground, and at about
9 o'clock the writer was shoveling gravel in a way
that excited the commiseration of all beholders,
when the Rev. Mr. Dorrance appeared. The gentle-
man planted himself upon the sidewalk, removed his
hat, and, in the name of God and the Christian
religion, commanded the boys to desist."
The boys looked at me expectantly. I replied to
the clergyman with some heat that the flag which
the pole would support aloft was designed for the
protection of Mr. Dorrance in his religious worship,
and that the Grand Army, the Sons of Veterans, and
American citizens at large would claim under that
flag the same right which they guaranteed to him.
Therefore, if he demanded religious sanction, then
in the name of the Great Jehovah and the Conti-
nental Congress, the work would proceed.
Dropping his argument from the gospel, the
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minister withdrew and appealed to the authorities.
He visited the home of the county's prosecuting
attorney and called for an injunction against
Sabbath-breakers. The attorney, Heffner by name,
declined to act. He was just getting ready, he said,
to go fishing, and was late at that. Mr. Dorrance
saw the sheriff, Jimmy Burton, who shrugged his
shoulders and grinned. Burton was a Freethinker,
and, anyhow, it was outside of the sheriff's line of
duty. The man of God went to the city attorney,
who told him the town marshal might do as he liked
about it. Marshal Brown appeared, and while avoid-
ing my eye and gazing at a new moon making itself
visible in the sky, said the work would have to be
stopped. It stopped. I asked him to take cogni-
zance of the fact, and having done so not to look our
way again. he walked back to his post and was
seen no more, but he must have heard my order to
resume firing.
The pole went up, and it was a stick to be proud
of, towering one hundred and twenty feet or so in
the air; and before nightfall we had rehearsed the
next day's raising by sending up a banner with a
twenty by sixty foot spread, the largest in the state.
Our Fourth of July literary program was much
to my liking, for I had arranged it myself, and it
included neither prayer, invocation, benediction,
nor doxology. No minister had been invited to
participate.
When next I met Mr. Dorrance he halted, re-
moved his hat, and astonished me by saying: "I
have an apology to offer. On my way home from
the city attorney's office last Sunday I saw a deacon
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of my church extirpating weeds in his garden; and
it came to me that my work lay in my own congrega-
tion, not with those who make no professions of
respect for the sanctity of the Sabbath." I then and
there also expressed regret if in my comments on
the incident lately closed, I had said anything that
might be construed as personally disparaging to
himself.
**
TO GEO. E. MACDONALD.
From The Eye.
Good-bye. And though we should not meet again,
And though your future leads you among men
Of, more productive brain, and should your pen
Bring forth truth and legends which will stem
The tide of contradiction, and nobly stand
Forth on the pages of freedom's history. Grand,
Fearless, though alone, forget not our little band
Of fellow thinkers, Here, take my hand;
You've earned respect which will not die.
Once more farewell -- farewell -- Good bye.
-- GEO. JONES.
CHAPTER II.
ATLASES of late date locate the City of
Ocosta on the Washington coast where the'
Pacific is joined by that estuary of the
Chehalis river known as Gray's Harbor. During
my City Editorship of The Eye I made an excursion
to that point, or to the branch named in prospectuses
as Ocosta-by-the-Sea was an experience.
people do not make mistakes; they have experiences.
The trip to Ocosta-by-the-Sea was an experience.
The attractive name the projected resort then bore
was the gift of Tacoma realtors interested in adja-
cent lands. The promoters organized a committee
to entertain the gentlemen of the press on the beach
and at a hotel in Hoquiam. By error, invitations
were sent to the newspapers of Snohomish and
Seattle, promising transportation, hotel accommoda-
tion, and entertainment to editors and their wives
"free as air." The City Editor of The Eye and Mr.
Sanger of The Sun answered the invitation by
letter, saying they would be glad to meet with their
fellow press men of the great State of Washington.
The committee in rejoinder gave them to understand
that railroad trains were waiting for them to hop
aboard. But conductors must have come from some
other part of the state than Tacoma or Ocosta-by-
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the-Sea, since they declined to pass the editors and
their wives on the strength of the committee's
promises. So each of the editors paid $30.20 for
carfare. The further "hospitality" of the commit-
tee was enjoyed at an average cost of $15 per editor
and wife. Ocosta, when reached, we observed to
be a marsh, with raised wooden walks, to which the
appearance of being lined with trees had been given
by spiking evergreens, or small saplings, to the
stringpieces of the walks every ten or fifteen feet.
The editors stopped, looked, and gave judgment.
Said Mr. Sanger: "We have walked into the jaws
of a big fake."
The committee had made provisions for fifty
guests, and six hundred strangers were present.
The committee compromised by selecting for its
hospitality the newspaper men who came from
Tacoma and points south. This did not include the
Seattle and Snohomish editors. An enterprising
gentleman from Westport, which resort was per-
haps a rival of Ocosta-by-the-Sea, engaged all the
teams and rigs at Gray's Harbor to give the women,
at least, a drive on the beach. Being one of the
left after the party had gone, I was strolling along
a sort of wilderness road when I observed an unusu-
ally handsome lady sitting upon a wayside log in
utter loneliness, looking like Misery waiting for the
company which she is said to crave. I looked
twice and lifted my hat. The lady began conver-
sation. She asked me: "Do you know anything
about this dreadful place?" I denied knowledge of
it, saying, "Who would be here if he did?" "That,"
she replied, "is what I think; but I do wish I had
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acquaintance enough with the locality to find a
drink of water." Said I: "I can guide you to a spot
where there is beer. It can be seen through the
trees." She arose, and we went and got the beer.
Said the lady: "This is the first place I have been
with my husband where we were regarded as out-
siders." I guessed that they had come from the
Queen City, as Seattle was surnamed. She said:
"Yes, my husband is the Senator," and told me the
rest of it. We walked to the beach. Years before
that day a sailing vessel had been cast ashore there,
and was imbedded in the sand, keel upward. The
senator's wife sat down on the sand nearby. I
pointed to the wreck and recited:
"It was the schooner Hesperus,
That sailed the wintry sea."
Said the lady: "Was that the name of this poor
vessel?
Ah, well! Women who know Longfellow are
more plentiful than those with the personal gifts of
that amiable one who, though the wife of a senator,
was not superior to enjoying a glass of beer and a
walk on the beach with a City Editor from the
sticks.
I never went back to see how Ocosta-by-the-Sea
came on. After what I said of the place in The Eye
I couldn't look for an invitation to return, except
to explain myself.
Nearer home, I witnessed the transformation of
a wilderness into a city. Downstream a few miles
from Snohomish there used to be a landing-place
called The Portage. Between the Snohomish river
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and the waters of Puget Sound lies a peninsula like
the one formed by the Hudson on one side and Long
Island Sound and the East river on the other, which
is called Manhattan island. Mud and sand flats at
the mouth of the Snohomish River interfere with
navigation. For that reason, at this place a few
miles downstream from Snohomish city, freight
and passengers formerly were taken overland to
deep water on the sound side, which was Port
Gardener. The Portage and Port Gardener are no
more. When I reached those regions a land com-
pany had bought the peninsula to start a city on.
The ground had to be cleared of stumps by uproot-
ing or burning, and the first time I saw the place it
was smoking. A few weeks later a wide planked
thoroughfare a mile and a half long bearing the
name of an avenue ran lengthwise the neck of land,
and there being no buildings as yet, merchants car-
ried on business in tents. They christened the place
Everett, after a future New Jersey politician
named Colby, whose father was chief promoter.
Word went out that the Great Northern railroad,
then under construction by Jim Hill, would have its
western terminal at Everett. They built a wharf
and advertised that whaleback ships from Duluth or
Superior, in Wisconsin, would make port there. It
was going to be the first city of the sound, with
Seattle second. Everett never fulfilled ten per cent
of the predictions and ballyhoo. Nevertheless in a
remarkably short time it had a resident, maybe, for
every stump that had been pulled, or a population
of 7,000, twice that of Snohomish, while the Everett
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Land Company controlled county politics and
patronage.
Living two years in Snohomish, I knew all the
residents by sight, and spoke to most of them, with-
out seeking close acquaintance with more than a
limited number. The pastor of the Congregational
church, the Rev. Mr. Merritt, showed a friendly
disposition. He had been a missionary in the Sand-
wich Islands; he could give first-hand information
about the natives, and he rejoiced in the revolution
that occurred there early in 1893, when the islands
came under the protection of the United States.
While holding the Snohomish pastorate this
minister was called to another county to conduct the
funeral of an old Indian chief who had professed
Christianity and led his tribe into the church. Mr.
Merritt said he thought he was making out a good
case for the deceased chieftain, and wafting his
spirit to the happy hunting-grounds with the ap-
proval of the surviving Siwashes, when one of their
own medicine men set up a lament according to the
Indian custom, and the minister and his choir had
no further part in the proceedings. The grief-
stricken congregation turned pagan in a jiffy and
gave their dead hyas tyee a pagan funeral then and
there. Thus it was in Hawaii, said the returned
missionary; the conversion of heathen must be re-
garded as highly superficial.
And there was a local justice of the peace named
J.I. Griffith, with whom I came near to being intel-
lectually chummy. I went daily to Griffith's court to
report police cases, some of them funny ones. He
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suspected me of making a joke of his court. Once
as I was leaving it he asked me to drop in for a talk
when he was at leisure. Judge Griffith had a bald
head, but wore the best
growth of sidewhiskers
I had ever seen. There
had been a heavy wind,
and I wrote an account
of what it did. After
telling of the disturb-
ance the breeze kicked
up in the Siwash wicky-
ups, how it unroofed a
shack, tore down a sign,
blew away somebody's
back porch, and raised
J.I. GRIFFITH, J.P. an embarrassing situa-
tion for several ladies
on the street, I added: "It violently oscillated the
whiskers of the handsomest justice of the peace
in Snohomish county."
When I met the Justice alone he said he had been
watching my work on The Eye, and liked it.
We had in that county one of the most solemn
and serious of school superintendents. In company
with Griffith I heard him open an address to the
teachers at an annual institute with the words:
"Another year has rolled into the dim vista of the
past," and I glanced at the justice to see how he
was receiving that schoolgirly sentiment. He
smoothed out his visage with his hand, turned to
whisper "dim vista," and shook in his seat. I re-
turned, "dear dead days beyond recall." The
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superintendent's rolling year and dim vista were an
addition to our vocabularies. I believe the justice
found it difficult to keep them out of his remarks
from the bench (the said bench being a flat-top desk
with a chair behind it).
In Snohomish they "regulated" vice by bringing
the housekeeper to court annually and imposing a
fine. The city marshal arraigned her before Griffith
one day, myself being present, and when she had
taken a chair beside the desk she affably greeted
the court: "Well, judge, another year" -- and paused.
I supplied the remainder -- "has rolled into the dim
vista of the past." The Justice averted his face.
"The marshal," he said, "will see that bystanders
do not harnass the court." The housekeeper paid
and was escorted outside by the officer, while the
court made dire threats of getting even with the
reporter who had no respect for its dignity. Never-
theless the Justice and the reporter continued to be
the best of tillicums, often tightening the bonds of
friendship by wetting them.
Justice Griffith contributed special articles to The
Eye, and expressed surprise to see them printed
exactly as he wrote them. From experience with
the country press he supposed perfection in proof
reading impossible. He had been a school teacher
in the middle West, and had a headful of knowl-
edge. Although a just man, learned in law, and
quite a pioneer in the county, the new influence in
politics defeated him for reelection as a justice of
the peace -- a thing he found it hard to accept, and
in desperation he went to Kokomo, Indiana, and
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got married. Not long before his departure, when
I called in the morning to ask if anything was doing
that day, Justice Griffith said he hoped I would tame
my muse, and instead of composing rhymed adver-
tisements and putting ridiculous things and trivial
incidents into verse, would produce something
serious and "elemental." He challenged me to
write sober verse on any but a funereal theme.
"Why not," he said, "celebrate our noble river
down at the foot of the street?" When I left him
I stood a few minutes on the bridge, looking up-
stream, and then went to the office, and, sitting at
my table in the corner of the composing room, while
work and conversation went on about me, com-
mitted the following to paper:
THE RIVER AND THE RHYMER.
Majestic river, that drains the hills
And moistens the valley of fertile lands,
That, leaps from the mountains down and spills
Its crystal flood o'er the western sands,
Forever your waters go sweeping by,
Forever they picture the bending sky;
They turn the wheels of the mighty mills
Of the gods, unguided by human hands.
The ages knew you ere foot of man
Had touched the banks that you wind between;
Your waters sparkled and slept or ran
Ere lips had tasted or eyes had seen.
Like serpent gliding through field or wood,
In voiceless and soundless solitude,
The same wide river our bridges span
Rolled on 'twixt borders of living green
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You are mine today; I see the gleam
Of currents and eddies, tides and whirls,
Where sunlight glitters upon the stream
As on a necklace of endless pearls.
My mind falls back from the ungrasped thought
Of untold ages when men were not
But placid river and angry swirls
Flung to the heavens the self-same beam.
O friendly River, so clear and cold,
By snows and springs of the mountains fed,
Flow through my life with your stream of gold
And leave it white as your fountainhead.
You bear away from the homes of men
The dross, and you make them clean again;
I would that your waves, as they pass, enfold
Each unjust act or a word ill said.
A[t] 3 o'clock I carried the Justice a copy of the
paper containing the poem he had ordered.
Packard had mining partners whom he grub-
staked while they prospected or did assessment
work on claims. One of them, a quiet and likable
man named James Lillis, was killed in August, 1893,
by falling rocks. He stood high in the estimation
of other prospectors and miners, who thought him
worthy of more than a formal obituary notice.
Therefore one of them, whose name, except that the
first part of it was Charlie, I do not remember,
brought in a piece that he had written about Jim.
Having mentioned Lillis's characteristics, which
were those of the ideal man and miner, the piece
closed with this paragraph:
"It is sad that as he was about to realize on the hopes
justly built on years of toil, he should so suddenly be
called to the unknown country. He prospected Life's
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mountains and gulches; he located his claim on honor's
vein; his location notice was plainly written; his corner
stakes were plainly marked; he has driven the tunnel of
life and driven it well; he has timbered it substantially,
with timbers that will stand as an everlasting monument
to his memory; he has fired his last shot; his assessment
work on earth is well done, and he has gone over the range
into the unprospected country from which none return;
but so long as the rugged hills of Snohomish county shall
know the sound of the miner's blast, the ring of the pros-
sector's pick, or the tread of the fortune-hunter's feet,
his memory will live in the hearts of his fellowmen as a
beautiful picture framed by his deeds of kindness as last-
ing as the gold that poor Jim sought."
The author doubted its quality, and submitted his
offering with diffidence, not being a writing fellow.
I had no doubt of its being as fine a tribute as any
man ever had, no matter what his life or station.
I said at the beginning of this section of my
journalistic experience that The Eye was a good
paper. Rereading the crumbling fragments of its
various numbers that are preserved confirms that
opinion.
More than merely passable, too, was the report-
ing. In writing today about life in Snohomish
county my progress is delayed by taking the time
to go over the stories of daily happenings there,
either incidents on the street, or cases with unusual
features that came into court. These stories, then,
have a permanent interest which must inhere in
their quality, since the now forgotten characters are
becoming as unreal as those in fiction. I have in
mind a report of a political meeting, or convention,
on which Packard and I collaborated, that raised the
price of the paper containing it to a dollar per copy.
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That could happen but once in a paper's lifetime.
The following police court case is a specimen of
the daily pabulum:
CHARGED WITH MAYHEM.
A peculiar case came down from the Tualco hop fields
yesterday and landed in Justice Burton's court. The indict-
ment charged one John Ward with malicious mayhem, in
that, on the 26th of September, in the county of Snoho-
mish, he did then and there bite off the ear of the affiant.
Frank Lewis, against the peace of the people of the state
of Washington and their dignity.
The scene of conflict was the bunk-house on Johnson's
hop ranch in Tualco. The complaining witness, Frank
Lewis, came into court with five other witnesses, and with
John W. Frame as his chosen vindicator of the law. Ward
had also a cloud of witnesses, and was represented by
Oliver Thornton as attorney. The case had been set for
examination at 10 o'clock in the morning, but as Colonel
Thornton desired to associate Colonel T.V. Eddy with him
as counsel in the case, he asked for a continuance until
afternoon, and his request was granted.
When Lewis came to tell his story, it appeared that on
the day of the alleged crime he was in Snohonish with
his girl. Ward was also in town, and being offered fourteen
watermelons for a dollar he surrendered to the temptation,
bought the melons and got Lewis to carry them to Tualco,
promising him half of them for his trouble. On the way
home Lewis and his girl ate one melon and gave one away.
Others were broken in transportation and thrown out, so
that he reached the bunkhouse with only nine, which he
stored under his bed. That night Lewis went to a dance,
and when he returned, remembering that there were two
more melons coming to him as his share, he asked John
Ward's brother George to give him one. It appears that
on a bop ranch the pickers lodge in a bunkhouse, which is
how it happened that the parties concerned in this case
were domiciled together. George Ward refused to give
Lewis the fruit, and Lewis said that when he carted any
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more melons for Ward the latter would know it. There-
upon John Ward, who was playing cards, jumped up, jerked
off his coat and said, "If you want to fight, come on."
Then he slugged Lewis, clinched with him and bit off his
right ear. Lewis threw Ward and thumped him until he
acknowledged he had had enough, and then let him up.
The account was corroborated by other witnesses, includ-
ing Miss Louisa Sherman, who testified that when hostil-
ities began she climbed to an elevated place in order not
to be hit in the fracas.
The theory of the defense, as disclosed by the cross-ex-
amination, was that Lewis had knocked his ear off against
a trunk in the room, but testimony did not support it;
and when the state rested, Colonel Eddy said the defense
would waive examination and give bonds to appear for
simple mayhem. This being perfectly satisfactory to all
concerned, Justice Burton placed the bonds at $250.
The bitten-off ear was not introduced in evidence; but
a young man named Sherman testified that on the morning
following the "scrap" he picked up the sundered member
and upon examining it saw that it bore the imprint of
teeth. He showed it to James Betts, who threw it over
the fence. Later Mr. Betts picked it up and laid it on a
rail, where it has since remained for aught Mr. Betts
knows to the contrary.
Lewis's ear, as it appeared in court, looked exactly as
if a mouthful had been bitten out of it, Mr. Lewis did
not say how it felt to be here in Snohomish while his
ear was lying on a rail out on Johnson's hop ranch in
Tualco.
It was only courtesy to invest any man practicing
law with the title of Colonel. Hence Colonel
Thornton, a brother of the National League pitcher,
Southpaw Thornton, gets the title, although until
he took this case he was a clerk. One of our con-
temporaries, editor of a local paper, was William
B. Shay, of whom I must say more later. I
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breveted him colonel also, and he appeared in The
Eye as Colonel W. Bill Shay.
The Indians had learned to look for justice to the
Boston man's courts. I reported a hearing in a
justice's court where plaintiff and defendants were
aborigines. A serious crime had been committed --
that of robbing a grave. The report contains some
account of Indian burial customs which I had for-
gotten until I read it over. The reader may be
interested. Summarized, the story ran:
The examination of the four Indians charged with ex-
huming and robbing the dead body of Lincoln Pliney, held
before Justice Smith last Saturday, was pronounced by the
bystanders to be one of the most interesting trials that
they had ever attended. John Pliney, father of Lincoln
Pliney, whose grave was violated, is an old and well-fixed
Indian rancher living near Haller City, in this county.
He kept his boy out of the company of other Indians and
sent him to school, and the lad became so fond of his
books that when he died the old man Put them with him
in his coffin so that he might continue his studies in the
happy hunting-ground in case he should find no library
there. It appears to be the theory of the Indians that
death is the beginning of a journey for which the deceased
needs to be accoutred as though about to migrate from one
country to another. As dangers might be encountered,
John Pliney provided his son with a pistol and winchester
rifle. In former days, before the Indians had become
acquainted with cars and steamboats, they covered the grave
with a canoe or killed a horse over it; but of late years, it
would appear, the more civilized of them find traveling by
rail and steamer much less laborious than by horseback or
canoe, and so, as John Pliney desired that in the great
hereafter his son should travel in the style he had been
accustomed to on earth, he put fifteen dollars in his pocket
for expenses.
The Indians do not have almanacs and calendars, and
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their chronology is quite primitive. Those who knew Lin-
coln Pliney say that he died just before the big snowstorm.
Even the religious announcements in The Eye
were not without pomp, as for example:
"The Eye is able to announce a new feature shortly to
be added to its other attractions. Hereafter, with the
cooperation of Lieutenant Brown, we shall publish regular
notice of Sunday services at the Salvation Army barracks.
We don't like to brag, but The Eye keeps up with the
procession, and everybody reads it, ads. and all.
Meetings of all churches were advertised under
the heading: "The Means of Grace."
A man afterwards to be a United States senator
from Illinois and celebrated for his "pink whiskers,"
canvassed Snohomish county for votes in 1892 and
practiced law in the county court the year follow-
ing. The hostile camp knew him as J. Ham Lewis.
Of course he was a colonel. This item mentions
him, with the implication that Mr. Lewis did not
hate himself:
"While Colonel Lewis was examining J.B. Carothers
in the Robinson trial the other day, it became necessary
to send for some of the surveyor's instruments, and H.
Perry Niles was asked to bring them. As Mr. Niles arose
to do the bidding of the court, Colonel Lewis caught sight
of his beautiful red whiskers, and mistaking the counte-
nance of the ex-surveyor for his own, reflected in a glass,
he made it a profound bow."
Making a good figure on horseback, Colonel
Lewis was not averse to posing that way for the
admiration of beholders. His political promises
were not good. He sent to The Eye a clipping
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about himself from another paper, indorsed: "Run
this in The Eye and there is a cigar in it for you."
The clipping appeared: the cigar did not. He was
ungrateful. A few years later, when he was in
Congress and I in New York, I wrote him to ask if
he would send me a copy of The Congressional
Record. He never replied.
An item about the town's single Chinaman has
ethnological interest:
"Sing Sing Henry is regarded with much curiosity by
the Siwash, who, it is said, have set him down as a no-
good Indian."
A legal document published as issuing from
the Skagit county superior court is important as law
and inveigling as literature. I clip it from The Eye
(April 13, 1892):
Judge henry McBride of the superior court of the state
of Washington for Skagit county, has written what is
probably the most readable and entertaining legal docu-
ment in the world. The document alluded to, now on
file in the clerk's office, sets forth the findings of fact
from the evidence in a case wherein "Kitty," the Indian
widow of a Skagit rancher named Wilbur, applies to
Judge McBride for the appointment of some administrator
other than the surviving white wife of the deceased. A
good deal of testimony was heard with a view to establish-
ing the Indian woman's claim as the original widow of
Wilbur, and when he had heard it all, Judge McBride
found as follows:
"One day in the early summer of the year aforesaid
[1867), the said Wilbur, while presumably in search of
clams -- although the evidence is strangely silent upon this
point -- espied sporting upon a sandspit near Utsalady, a
dusky maiden of the forest, whose supple limbs had been
molded by the heat of thirteen summers, and whose cheeks
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were uncaressed by aught save the gentle [chinook]
zephyrs. Deeply impressed by her [very] visible charms
of person, and being besides of a bold and venturesome
spirit, he then and there resolved to claim her for his own,
He made a liberal offer, but she -- modest maiden -- not con-
sidering it a good plan to yield too readily, rejected with
seeming disdain his amorous attentions. He returned to
his lonely ranch on the Skagit, there to devise stratagems
new to encompass his end. He heard her sweetly guttural
accents in the sighing of the wind, and in the floating mist
he even beheld her voluptuous form. Later on, with a
retinue consisting of two noble red men from the Snehosh --
oh. the music of these Indian names! he set out to visit
his sable [why not ruddy?] enchantress at her home upon
the fir-clad hillside of the Swinomish reservation, near the
banks of the murmuring slough of the same name. Ar-
riving there, without incident worthy of relating, he raised
his former offer, now tendering to her parents the princely
sum of fifty dollars. But they looked coldly upon this
suit, and the dutiful Kitty would not surrender herself
to his ardent embrace, unaccompanied by the paternal
blessing. The date cannot be determined from the evidence,
but Kitty, who ought to know, says it was just when the
salmon were beginning to run. Desiring to be exact in all
things, it occurred, to the court that it might be well to
continue the hearing of this case for a few years while
studying the habits of the salmon, but the litigants, anxious
for the, spoils, objected. An attorney, when a fee is in
sight, seems to care but little for scientific observation.
"Once again he returned to his lonely ranch. There, in
the solitude of his cabin, with no one to spread his blanket,
no one to weave him mats, he brooded over his state of
single unblessedness, until at length he determined to make
one last despairing effort. This time he would go in state.
So he consulted 'Chip' Brown, who had taken unto him-
self as a wife a child of the stream and the forest, and it
was arranged.
"One day as Kitty sat upon the bank, viewing her own
charms as reflected in the waters of the Swinomish, she was
startled by the approach of a canoe containing her amorous
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swain, 'Chip' Brown, Mrs.
Brown, and a large number
of Indians from a neighbor-
ing tribe hired for the oc-
casion. On one side were
(picture of nude girl ranged Kitty, her father,
sitting on a bank with mother, relations and friends,
her feet in the water) and Joseph, their tribal
[Don't you wish I chief. On the other, Wil-
could include the bur, 'Chip' Brown, Mrs.
pictures?] 'Chip,' and his mercenary
train; and the prize con-
tended for was none other
than Kitty herself. Mrs.
'Chip' being retained to act
as interpreter, advanced to
KITTY. the center, and the battle of
words which was to decide the fate of the dusky maiden
began. The interpreter, the court is grieved to say --
peace to her ashes! -- abused her position of trust to des-
cant upon the charms and graces of Wilbur, and inasmuch
as she herself had tasted the delights of wedded life with
a paleface, her words had great weight. 'Twas long doubt-
ful to which side victory would incline, but at an opportune
moment, Wilbur himself advancing with sixty dollars in
his outstretched palm, the battle was won. Chief Joseph
thought the sale a good one, and her father was satisfied
with the price, so the money was divided between her male
relations; and Kitty, according to the laws of her tribe,
was a wife."
In 1874, after Kitty had borne him three children, Wil-
bur took a white wife. In 1883 Wilbur died. The heirs
of the Indian woman claim a $10,000 ranch, the property of
Wilbur, and the white wife claims it also. Judge McBride
says: "In conclusion, the court finds that Kitty is still
alive and well, although somewhat tanned by exposure to
the elements, and that all parties to this action want the
ranch."
We have omitted a good many of the judge's philo-
FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT 45
sophical remarks about the case, and have given only the
statement of historical facts, to which it should be added
that when Wilbur discarded Kitty she married an Indian.
The findings should be extensively published for the in-
struction of other judges and lawyers. The style in which
they are written gives them a literary finish that most
legal documents lack. Every case at law has a story, which,
by being well told, might make lawyers' briefs salable and
thus repay the cost of printing them.
One number of The Eye during 1893 speaks of a
debate before the local camp of Sons of Veterans,
"for the good of the order," between the Hon.
Christopher T. Roscoe and Capt. Geo. E. Macdon-
ald on the question "Resolved, That Grant was a
greater general than Napoleon." I had the affirma-
tive, and proved that Grant must have been the
greater general because he got the final results, that
is, victory, which Napoleon missed. Neither Roscoe
nor I knew enough about military generalship to
say which planned his campaigns and handled his
troops best; we could judge only by the outcome --
the presidency for Grant, and death in exile for
Napoleon.
Our baseball team, known as the Jays, having
Thornton for pitcher, won most of its games, and
when it didn't win the game it won a report in The
Eye that plausibly accounted for its defeat. Of all
the days in baseball annals, that was the greatest
when the Jays beat the crack Y.M.C.A. team of
Seattle, which would not play on Sunday and pulled
our boys away from their work for a Saturday's
game. That victory deserved a hymn, and got it.
The town was fundamentally democratic. When
the mayor, the Hon. E.C. Ferguson, walked down
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the street, the ditch digger looked up from his labor
and said: "Hullo, Ferg," and went on with his
digging. At the ball the mayor's lady danced with
Andy the bartender.
When I recorded the death of one of the frail
sisterhood I placed after her name the words "a
public woman." I would not do that now and
would not then if I had stopped to think a moment.
Her favors were for sale, it is true, but there were
public men in the place, office holders, who appar-
ently were also for sale in whatever way anyone
would pay for them, and maybe the purchaser got
less for his money at that.
A rival editor, already mentioned, Mr. Sanger,
was a confirmed churchman and out of harmony
with local customs. When he stated in his paper
that he had had "a thousand invitations to drink, to
one invitation to attend church," and a Seattle paper
quoted him to that effect, I made the comment that
this as the first thing Sanger had ever said or the
Seattle paper reprinted that would make people
want to come to Snohomish.
George Morrill, another young fellow, functioned
at Haller City as commissioner of deeds and pub-
lished the Haller City Times. Morrill was indiffer-
ently called Judge and Attorney-General. We dis-
tinguished his weekly paper as The Whoop in
Haller.
We often entertained at our house William B.
Shay, a youth of twenty-three, from Roxbury,
Mass., who like so many others had come to the far
northwest to go into journalism. He was rather ex-
ceptional in being equipped with a college education
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and knowing how to write. Called upon to compose
his obituary, for he died during the smallpox epi-
demic, I said: "He was a quiet young man, who
talked but little, yet was possessed of a certain
energy that kept him always at the front in the
enterprises which he undertook. His gentlemanly
manners, his genial presence, his broad information,
his cultivated thought, his ready wit, rendered him
wonderfully companionable and equal to all occa-
sions." As "Colonel W. Bill Shay" he figured in
the reports of the meetings of the Omega Whist
Club that attracted the earnest players to my resi-
dence. There was a sort of society whist club
called the Alpha that got dull reports of its meetings
into one of the other papers; the Omega achieved
publicity through The Eye. My wife has preserved
the score book and a framed copy of "The Irish
Jubilee, as sung by Colonel W. Bill Shay." Our
members were quite distinguished -- a county com-
missioner, a justice of the peace, a county school
superintendent, all the male teachers, and the news-
paper men.
The enthusiasm called Populism seized the people
of the Sound country in 1892, and every farmer
and artisan became an orator and a politician.
Puget Sound Populism meant currency revision and
the free coinage of silver, which made it endemic
in that region where there were silver prospects.
To be a Populist was immediately to become wise
to the tricks of government. The story of the pup-
pies that got their eyes open was told again and
again. The Populist speaker would state the pre-
tensions of the old parties, what they deceitfully
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promised the people; and then he would relate that
one about how a certain alumnus came back to the
scenes of his college days and asked to see again the
room where he had spent his evenings and nights.
The boy tenant, as the story went, admitted the visi-
tor, and when he had exclaimed, "The same old
bed," "The same old chair," and "The same old
bookshelves," he spied a door in the corner and re-
peated, "The same old closet" -- opened it and found
a girl therein. "Ah," said he, "the same old trick";
but the boy said, "This, sir, is my sister," and the
visitor added, "The same old lie."
That one never missed fire. The orator, recalled
to the seriousness of the situation, went for the
oligarchy, the autocracy, the bureaucracy. He as-
sailed the plutocracy that threatened the liberties
and the prosperity of the people. He gave it to the
shylocks and denounced the rule of Wall street.
He would recover the republic of the fathers from
the keeping of caste and class. He attacked pat-
ronage and privilege. He pointed to the shameless
and brazen carnival of corruption at Washington,
yea, in the very capitol that had housed Washing-
ton, Adams and Jefferson He would restore the
government to the people who built it by their sacri-
fices and cemented it with their blood. In times
like these, God give us men. Give us an elastic
currency. A crisis in the affairs of the nation now
exists. Put Americans on guard. He who dallies
is a dastard, he who doubts is damned. The key-
noters who said the same thing at the last national
convention were echoing the Populists of forty
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years ago, with the difference that the Pops did not
then know it was hokum.
Snohomish real estate was solid stuff in 1892,
(Regardless what is said below, there
are ten people standing on the stump
of a huge tree.)
LARGE TREES WERE THE RULE.
This big cedar had been sawed down before I reached the
spot. To preserve its memory the stump was turned into
a dancing pavilion and the four couples in the picture used
it for that purpose. The tree once stood on the main
street a few minutes' walk from the office of The Eye. Not
far outside the city limits were others approaching it in
size, and the locality where they grew was referred to as
"the bush."
ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
when I bought a lot and built a house in a sightly
place three minutes' walk from the main street,
whence I could view Mount Ranier, the Olympics,
the Coast range, the Cascades, and Mount Pillchuck,
all white-peaked and tinted by the most glorious
sunsets. At that slight elevation there were neither
flies nor mosquitoes, nor fleas or other personal in-
sects, nor were there parasites upon the fruit trees.
Vegetation flourished in tropical luxuriance. The
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ground yielded a good quality of native grass that
would outgrow anything else. Before I occupied
the lot and fenced it, cows that browsed along the
roadside intruded and fed the grass down short,
giving thistles, which cows avoided, a chance to
grow six feet high. When I built a front fence to
keep out the cows, the grass sprang up and killed
the thistles. Watermelons reached the size of
pumpkins, and pumpkins were as big as flourbarrels.
A man brought to the office a vegetable larger than
any pineapple and inquired if I recognized it. He
cut it in halves, showing an interior as white and
solid as that of a potato, and then told me it was a
radish! I saw a man on horseback ride through
a field of oats so tall that only his hat showed above
the grain. When grass was cut and rolled into
tumbles, the carter drove around them, there not
being space to drive between. Salmon populated
the river in season, and salmon trout the small
streams. An Indian might capture a big salmon
and hooking a finger in its gills walk along the
street offering it for sale. He was satisfied to get
twenty-five cents for the fish. Beef sold at two
pounds for a quarter, flat, and you could have Del-
monico steaks if you preferred them to chuck.
Until the city of Everett was built up, a few
miles away, Snohomish had been the county seat
and the center of traffic for that region. Now busi-
ness departed. The hotels emptied, houses became
vacant, the merchants lost their trade, labor was
idle. The election went against The Eye, which
without the city printing must take in its sign as
official city paper. Advertisements disappeared
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from its pages or were run free to economize on
composition and boiler plate. Lawyers and lodges,
moving away, withdrew their cards. The character
of the population changed and fewer knew or cared
for The Eye as the historic county paper. Two
other journals survived: The Democrat, which fed
on public pap, and The Tribune, which had been
"purchased" by a couple of enterprising young men
who knew what sort of a paper such a town as Sno-
homish was destined to become, a village of fami-
lies, would read. In past times, if I said to Justice
Griffith: "Have any items of news come under your
judicial cognizance today?" he was likely to reply,
"You may say that out-of-town relations named
Farnum bummed a Sunday dinner off our local so-
ciety leader, Mrs. Barnum, yesterday." That was
the kind of news Packard and I overlooked, and it
was the sort, less cynically worded, that the young
fellows of The Tribune featured. A woman could
not go for a horseback ride on the Pillchuck road
without getting her name in The Tribune. Con-
ducting The Eye was a two-man business no longer
and likely to become less so. I communicated with
my brother in New York, who said The Truth
Seeker stood in need of my services at the time. I
then let Packard know that I was leaving. He fain
would have condoled with me over the outcome of
my venture in country journalism, but I wouldn't
dole. I felt like repeating to Snohomish and its re-
maining people the formula of the departing guest:
"I have enjoyed my visit very much, and it was so
kind of you to have me."
Packard sat down and wrote and signed the
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kindest editorial "Farewell" that cold type could
express.
I was captain of the camp of Sons of Veterans,
and since I was leaving them the Sons called for a
farewell reception. The hundred persons who as-
sembled at Burton's Hall to help make the parting
a success included two ministers, both of whom
did as well as the circumstances and their con-
sciences would permit in the little speeches they
made. Professor Sinclair, then county superin-
tendent of schools (not he of the "dim vista"), in
a few remarks he had craved liberty to make,
begged leave to count the guest of the evening as
an important adjunct to the educational privileges
of the community, and therefore to say that his
departure was to the community a loss. But I will
say right here that my contributions to the educa-
tion of the community were but slight, fortuitous,
and varied. It is true that the professor and I
had held disputes and high discourse over the proper
pronunciation of certain words, and I regretted he
had lost a substantial wager on his contention that
"combating" contained two t's and should be ac-
cented on the second syllable. To add another in-
stance or two, The Eye had invited the early re-
traction of a brother journalist who scornfully re-
pudiated "cag," seen on the price tag of a small
cask of nails, as an allowable spelling of keg. The
City Editor had won the gratitude of sign-painters
by not allowing them mistakenly to put wrong let-
ters into their work, and he was flattered by their
coming to him for verification of their spelling and
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punctuation, lest some damned error be immortal-
ized by their art. Better, he placed the Dictionary
at their disposal. He, the said City Editor, had
likewise unfolded scriptures, in The Eye, that were
withheld by the pulpit, and he had guided lodge
members in the preparation of resolutions of sor-
row or regret. And once The Eye sent the law-
yers of the place to their books with an item that
ran about like this: "The Presbyterian minister,
now giving his church a fresh coat of paint, is
using the fire department's ladder, borrowed from
Chief Knapp. Such devotion of the public ladder
temporarily to sacerdotal uses involves a moral
hazard; for if the minister should accidentally fall
off and break a leg, he could claim the piece of city
property, forfeit to the church as deodand."
"Now, who the devil," said the county attorney,
"ever heard of deodand as a term in law?" The
superior judge reminded him it was his business
to know, but left him to find out for himself.
Meanwhile his honor consulted his own dictionary.
The captaincy of the Sons of Veterans had made
me the custodian of the camp sword and belt, which
I wore when on parade. In resigning I surrendered
the accoutrements to First Lieutenant Dick Pad-
don, who thereby automatically became the cap-
tain, enjoining him to employ the utensil merci-
fully and with discretion. Dick, instead of strap-
ping the sword to his side, bore it to an engraver,
to have inscribed on the guard this legend: "Camp
13, to Capt. Geo. E. Macdonald, '93"; and when,
at this farewell reception, our past captain, the
Hon. Christopher C. Roscoe, had made a speech
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containing quotations of poetry both from my own
works and from those of Lord Byron, he sum-
moned me to the platform and gave me the sword
for keeps. It was my turn then to make an accept-
ance speech, like a candidate.
What followed was reported by Packard, who
wrote:
"The response was typical of 'Mac' and was fre-
quently interrupted by laughter. He is not a pol-
ished orator, and will probably never be as success-
ful in wielding his tongue as he has been in wield-
ing his pen. He has that classic, awe-inspiring
style of delivery and gesture which is so notice-
able in a bashful schoolboy. With a preliminary
blush and stammer he said" --
It was an extempore speech, yet not wholly un-
premeditated. Before coming to the hall I had
taken out of stock in the printing office a dozen or
more blank cards and written it upon them. These
cards I placed in my trousers pocket and tightly
gripped them in my left hand, thrust there for that
purpose. This may have cramped my style but it
fortified my spirit. If the words I had written had
not came out of my pocket faster than I could re-
peat them I should have drawn forth the pack,
made the pass to the place I wanted and refreshed
my memory. This is the substance of the speech
that Packard so lightly characterized.
CAPTAIN ROSCOE, BROTHERS, COMRADES, FRIENDS, LADIES
GENTLEMEN: I never was the subject of a reception
and presentation before, but I have been to funerals, and
the solemnities of this occasion remind me of a funeral.
a few days ago I read in The Eye quite a flattering obitu-
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ary notice of myself. It was written by my friend Mr.
Packard, and spoke so highly of the deceased that I ex-
pected to find at the end of it those lines which were ad-
dressed by Fitzgreene Halleck to Joseph Rodman Drake:
"Green he the turf above thee,
Friend of my better days!
None knew thee but to love thee,
None named thee but to praise."
And then tonight when I heard the first note of the organ.
I should not have been surprised if the choir had arisen
and sung:
"How blest the righteous when he dies,
How sinks the weary soul to rest;
How calmly beam the closing eyes,
How gently heaves the expiring breast."
I see, though, this difference: At a well-conducted funeral
the corpse is not expected to respond. On this occasion,
I might as well be stricken with the dumbness incident to
complete demise if I could not express my appreciation of
the kindness shown me and the honor bestowed by this
gathering. I might tell you that this presentation was
wholly unexpected, but such language could be held only
with the intent to deceive. Though I am something of a
liar, there is a limit to my strength as such. There are
moments when one might as well tell the truth. The boys
told me they would give me this sword, and in accepting
the token I would express the hope that I may never be
called upon to give it warmth and color by sheathing it
in the system of an adversary. Also that no enemy of
mine nor foe of my country's will ever deem it necessary
to take the chill and glitter off a similar weapon by insert-
ing it between the ribs of your retiring captain. I shall
keep the sword as a memento and souvenir. I can never
look at it without remembering the boys with whom I have
been associated for the past two years in this camp. When
I see it I shall recall the members of the Grand Army of
the Republic who have honored us with their presence. It
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will bring to my mind some of the most prized associa-
tions. I shall see friends who still walk these streets;
others who have gone east of the mountains, and yet
others who have passed beyond the "purple twilight" of
those hills that separate us from the place "where the in
numerable dwell." On week days I shall think of the
people here as I have known them at their ordinary avoca-
tions, in stores and offices. On Sundays I shall remember
the ball players, putting up games of League ball and hu-
miliating the pride of Seattle. On the Fourth of July, I
shall see the great flag floating from the top of the liberty
pole on Second street; I shall see it floating and catch the
rippling of its folds in the loyal winds from off these hills.
The recollections will be peasant to me. They will re-
mind me of a community in which I have been welcomed,
entertained and amused. And this evening's long-to-be-
remembered reception, given without stint -- this night's
farewell, unaccompanied, I trust, with inordinate regrets
on the part of my entertainers -- is one of the happiest Oc-
casions I expect ever to enjoy. With best wishes I say
good-by, and gratefully I thank you.
A number of my prized contemporaries were at
the farewell reception. One of them, Mr. Gor-
ham of The Tribune, made a speech. A choir and
an organ led the congregational singing of Civil
War songs, in which "When Johnny Comes March-
ing Home" recurred. The Sons had a bright col-
ored member named Vey Stewart, whose family
were all singers. Walter Thornton sang every-
thing, including the dance tunes. As one will learn
from Mr. Packard's report:
"A military lunch of hardtack, coffee and beans followed,
after which some of the younger folks became tangled for
a short time in the giddy mazes of the waltz and a few new
round dances."
Mr. Gorham had thus moralized in his Tribune:
"Geo. E. Macdonald, editor of The Eye, will leave next
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week for New York. Mr. Macdonald has been a resi-
dent of Snohomish for over two years, during which time
he has had the editorial management of The Eye. He is
well known among the fraternity of the state and is recog-
nized as one of the best journalists on the coast. Although
he has advocated, both orally, and through the columns of
his paper, ideas on religion and politics of the most radical
kind, antagonistic to the established social condition of
mankind, and opposed by the great majority of the people,
Mr. Macdonald has made many personal friends in this
section among those who have the most bitterly and public-
ly condemned his teachings. A man who will sacrifice un-
usual ability, the means with which to make wealth -- which
seems to be the one object among all classes these degen-
erate days -- for the sake of principle, is ever to be com-
mended, although not always applauded."
The intimation regarding my departure for the
East was verified. On the 8th of November, the
third birthday of my son Eugene, the train bear-
ing in that direction the City Editor of The Eye
and family moved out of town in the early morn-
ing, while "a number of their personal friends,'
to quote Mr. Packard once more, "were at the sta-
tion to bid them farewell." And a guard of the
Sons of Veterans, in full uniform and with the
camp colors displayed, stood at salute.
Packard from force of habit kept on getting out
The Eye. He owned the building in which it was
published, a two-story structure on the main street,
with a store to let on the street level and rooms
upstairs, a small office building to one side, and a
rear extension for the presses and printers. He
owned city lots as valuable as any and had an in-
terest in mining properties said to be promising.
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I have a suspicion that hopes for prosperity
through the development of mining industries in
that region were largely illusive. The silver-bear-
ing ore was of low grade and inaccessible. Pack-
ard's mines never produced. Indications were just
strong enough to keep up interest. One town in
the county took the name of Silverton, one of
Goldbar. and there was a postoffice called Galena.
The cause of free silver, an issue in the next na-
tional political campaign, may have reanimated The
Eye and strengthened Packard's determination to
keep it going. And then there befell the most des-
perate county seat fight known to history, Sno-
homish battling for the retention of the courthouse
as for its life. Snohomish citizens stood un-
der arms, guarding the county records against re-
moval. The matter came to a vote and the elec-
tion into the superior court. There the judge
threw out enough Snohomish votes to give Everett
the county seat. The Eye, begun in 1882, sus-
pended publication in 1897. Packard took ship for
Alaska, and nearly lost his life on a "windjam-
mer" that was blown ashore, leaving him a cast-
away among the Indians. Finding no gold in pay-
ing quantities, he returned to journalism and to his
trade as a printer in the Sound country. After-
ward he visited the East and read proof for the
concern that prints The Truth Seeker. Having in
his later adventures in the Far Northwest met with
an accident that permanently paralyzed one of his
legs and his right arm, he in his seventies is an in-
mate of the Home for Union Printers in Colorado
Springs.
CHAPTER III.
THE Freethought part of this history for
1891 was completed with Volume I, be-
fore I went back to July of that year and
started the intercallated story of life in Snoho-
mish, state of Washington. Now, having closed
that. experience, I resume the history of Free-
thought where it was discontinued, and write as
of 1892.
The Chicago World's Fair having been decreed,
the kind of church people who adopt meddling as
a means of grace saw that now was their day of
salvation. Hitherto, with their fussy restrictions
on Sunday work and amusements, they had been
obliged to function merely as local nuisances. Now
they would close the World's Fair on Sunday and
make themselves felt as pests by all nations. They
succeeded to that extent, if they did not make quite
so complete a desert of the fairgrounds as they
hoped. The stay-at-homes who could not get to
the show were with them. So were the Chicago
ministers and saloon keepers. Both the spiritual
and spirituous could see more trade moving their
way with the World Fair's entrances blocked. The
meddlers resolved to memorialize Congress to pay
no money, make no appropriations in behalf of the
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Fair, save on the promise that the key should be
turned on the exhibits every Saturday night, with
no relief until Monday morning. They circulated
petitions to this effect, and did such a business in
collecting names that in some places they claimed
more signatures than there were people. A Michi-
gan paper, The Industrial News of Jackson, in-
dulged in adverse reflections on the petition-cir-
culating industry, saying:
"It begins to look as though people who are
clamoring to have the gates closed on Sunday are
stuffing the ballot boxes. It is considered some-
what peculiar that a number of petitions from sev-
eral states exceed the total population as shown
by the census of 1890. The states in which the
petitions seem to have been padded out of all rea-
son are Ohio and Michigan. The tally sheets in
Secretary Dickinsons office [Col. John T. Dickin-
son was secretary of the National Commission]
show that 4,053,425 citizens of Ohio have signed
petitions. The census of 1890 gives Ohio a popu-
lation of 3,673,316. On the face of the returns it
therefore appears that if every man, woman and
child in that state had signed the Sunday-closing
petitions, the population of Ohio must have been
swelled by the advent of nearly four hundred thou-
sand souls. The returns from Michigan are even
worse than those from Ohio. Mr. [Census Di-
rector] Porter's census takers found 2,093,899 peo-
ple in the state, yet the petitions contain 4,050,518
names. This is a sad commentary upon closing
the Fair on account of morality when Christian
people will resort to such measures."
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On the strength of these fraudulent petitions
and for other considerations no more creditable to
an honest and intelligent body of men, the United
States Senate, having apportioned five millions for
the Fair, made the payment contingent upon Sun-
day closing. The counter movement of the Free-
thinkers had in its favor the opinion of nearly all
the more important newspapers. The Freethink-
ers also circulated petitions emanating from The
Truth Seeker office; but what could honest workers
do against competitors who presented the fraudu-
lent signatures from Ohio and Michigan? The
anti-openers so far had their way, as regards the
closing of certain exhibits and concessions, that
even with the gates open there was nothing to be
seen worth the price of admission.
The annals that mention the early Christians of
Rome and tell of the troubles they brought upon
themselves, explain that they were punished not
so much for their crimes as for their hatred of
mankind. Having in mind the snouty Christians
of our time, it is easy to imagine their first pred-
ecessors as fanatical persons who went about de-
nouncing people who liked to enjoy life on the
Lord's Day. So if the Roman public lost patience,
and made it sultry for the most vociferous yam-
merers among them, what else could one expect?
Two Liberal enterprises that sounded good in
the prospectus were heralded in 1892, both in New
York. The first was "a movement looking to free
thought, free religion, and social reform, under the
management of Henry Frank," to be started at a
meeting held, January 10 at Hardman Hall, Fifth
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avenue and Nineteenth street. The invitation
printed in The Truth Seeker bore the signatures
of Ingersoll, Mrs. Stanton, Samuel Gompers, Ed-
gar Fawcett, Eugene M. Macdonald, Helen Gar-
dener, Dr. E.B. Foote, Charles Broadway Rouss,
Hudor Genone, and other representative persons
and celebrities, including, for an oddity, the name
of C.H. Ingersoll, not elsewhere, to my knowl-
edge, associated with Liberal movements.
Although the initial meetings had been "greatly
successful in attendance and practical support,"
there was doubt in the editor's mind as to the per-
manence of the Society of Human Progress. Mr.
Frank conducted it in connection with The Twen-
tieth Century, the weekly established by Hugh O.
Pentecost, who had withdrawn from the paper, as
well as from the lecture platform, to enter the
practice of the law as better calculated to furnish
support for himself and family. In May The
Truth Seeker records that Mr. Frank's attempt has
failed after costing its generous backer, "supposed
to be Miss Helen Weston," a good many thousands
of dollars.
The second Liberal enterprise of this year looked
even better. Says The Truth Seeker of Septem-
ber 17, 1892: "It was one of the dreams of the
Freethinkers of this city a few years ago, when
Science Hall was leased and used as a Liberal head-
quarters, to have a theater where science and mo-
rality should be taught through stage representa-
tions. The dream is to be partially realized
through the labors of Garrett P. Serviss, for many
years night editor of The Sun, and known as one
1892] FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT 63
of the most accomplished astronomers of the coun-
try. The daily papers announce his retirement
from journalism to devote his time to the develop-
ment of the Urania Scientific Theater."
When the editor adds that "Mr. Serviss has
made arrangements to take hold of the work, and
soon the theater will be allied to the Liberal press
in disseminating scientific facts," the dreamers of
a close alliance of Freethought and scientific rep-
resentation by way of the theater must have been
considerably cheered.
Professor Serviss no more than Mr. Frank was
an out-and-out Freethinker of The Truth Seeker
school. Mr. Frank retained a sort of theism, was
metaphysical and probably socialistic -- inclined to
dismiss Freethought as destructive; or if he was
fully in sympathy with The Truth Seeker himself,
the character of his discourses then and for many
years afterward showed that he appealed to au-
diences who were not. His late writings, however,
would convict him before any ecclesiastical court
as a hopeless Infidel.
Dr. Serviss, still making contributions to popu-
lar knowledge of astronomy, died in 1929.
Correspondents of The Truth Seeker alluded to
the American Secular Union in 1892 as a defunct
organization. Judge Charles B. Waite was presi-
dent, Mrs. M.A. Freeman secretary, the office in
Chicago. This organization, formerly as the Na-
tional Liberal League reporting nearly three hun-
dred auxiliaries and pledged to the Nine Demands,
was showing little present animation and but a lax
adhesion to its original aims.
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The Union held its sixteenth annual congress
in the Old Forum, Washington boulevard and
Sangamon street, Chicago, October 23-25. The
city had been crowded by hundreds of thousands
of visitors to attend the dedicatory exercises ot
the World's Fair. Mrs. Freeman reported that
some twenty-five Freethinkers remained to attend
the Congress of the Union. Ten of them, mem-
bers and delegates entitled to vote, reelected Judge
Waite president, Mrs. M.A. Freeman secretary,
and Otto Wettstein treasurer.
While the Secular Union functioned to this lim-
ited extent, Samuel P. Putnam called for a meet-
ing of all liberals to organize as a political and
voting force under the name of "The Freethought
Federation of America." The meeting and organ-
ization took place in Chicago, September 4, when
the delegates elected for president Samuel P. Put-
nam; for secretary John R. Charlesworth; treas-
urer, George L. Robertson of Chicago. Said Mr.
Charlesworth in his report: "Together with those
who signed the constitution at this meeting, and
those who had sent their names by mail, over one
thousand have already been enrolled."
Mr. Putnam said in his keynote speech that the
Federation was for political action, to supplement
the legal and legislative work of the Secular Union.
"We must take our position," he said, "and fling
our banner upon the political field." Mr. Putnam
was as hopeful of organizing Freethinkers into a
political party as though the attempt had not been
made in 1879 with Ingersoll as leader. Yet what
he said had reason in it. "The Farmers' Alliance,"
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he argued, "would never have voted unanimously
in favor of closing the World's Fair on Sunday if
Liberalism had been organized as a voting power."
The California State Liberal Union, of which
Putnam continued to be president, called and held
a convention in San Francisco on January 30 and
31, 1892, preceded by a Paine celebration with an
attendance of one thousand under the auspices of
the San Francisco Freethought Society. The State
Union reelected Putnam as its president. He was
now registering as S.P. Putnam of California.
The New York Paine celebration for '92 took place
under the management of the Manhattan Liberal
Club, Dr. E.B. Foote, Jr., being president, and en-
gaging Chickering Hall for the occasion. The
speakers were Robert G. Ingersoll and Moncure D.
Conway.
Ezra H. Heywood, editor of The Word, was The
Truth Seeker's imprisoned correspondent in '92, and
wrote from the State Prison at Charleston, Mass.,
where he was serving a two years' term under a
Comstock conviction. The National Defense Asso-
ciation labored diligently to obtain a pardon for
Heywood, but there was no chance. President
Harrison, hopelessly pious and puritanical, from
whom the pardon must come, never overlooked the
religious aspect of anything. He took the narrow
Presbyterian view, and even favored for the District
of Columbia a law that would prevent a mechanic
from collecting pay for work done on Sunday. He
was a hypocrite, of course, for he worked the gov-
ernment printing-office one Sunday to put in type his
message to Congress on the Chilean difficulty. He
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issued a proclamation on the observance of October
21, 1892, as the four-hundredth anniversary of the
discovery of America, and in it instructed the people
to go to church and "express their gratitude to di-
vine providence for the devout faith of the dis-
coverer and for the divine care and guidance which
has directed our history and so abundantly blessed
our people." Quite consistently he refused to
shorten the radical Heywood's stretch, which lasted
six hundred and fifty-eight days."
This was one of Ingersoll's busiest years. The
controversy started by his 1891 Christmas Sermon
in The Evening 'Telegram continued far into 1892.
Besides lecturing constantly, he prosecuted a suit
for libel against the Rev. A.C. Dixon, who had
publicly accused him of "representing publishers of
impure literature, paid to pollute the minds of chil-
dren of this generation."
The Massachusetts supreme court rendered a not-
able decision on the status of "companionate" mar-
riage. In 1877 Mrs. H.S. lake, a noted Spiritualist
and Liberal lecturer, entered with Prof. W.S. Peck
into a "copartnership on the basis of the true mar-
riage relation," agreeing "to continue the copartner-
ship so long as mutual affection shall exist." Now
it appeared that Mrs. Lake desired a legal separa-
tion, and the Massachusetts court declared that a
mutual agreement marriage, when limited by the
clause "so long as mutual love shall exist," is not a
legal marriage, and therefore requires no divorce
proceedings to terminate the relation.
During the year the Catholic church procured the
passage of its "Freedom of Worship" bill by the
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New York legislature. It provided, as outlined in
The Truth Seeker, "that the Catholics can set up
their religious plants in state charitable and penal
institutions by furnishing the capital themselves.
It is but a partial victory for them, but better than
nothing, they think; though if Tammany Hall con-
tinues its ascendancy they will unquestionably make
a strike for all that they desire, which is that the
state shall compel convicts to attend Catholic wor-
ship and also pay the priests who conduct it." That
prediction was fulfilled long ago.
Part of the history of 1892 has since repeated it-
self. The Canadian customs held up and refused
to deliver to R.M. Morrison of Quamichan, B.C.,
a copy of "Stories of the Old Testament" (illus-
trated), from The Truth Seeker office. The same
reasonless action was taken by the Canadian cus-
toms in 1928.
The Truth Seeker of June 4 (1892) said: "This
Sunday deviltry has been greatly helped along by
the decision of Judge Brewer of the United States
Supreme Court in the case of the Church of the
Holy Trinity. The church had been found guilty
by a lower court of violating the law against im-
ported contract labor by hiring the Rev. E. Walpole
Warren from London. Judge Brewer reversed the
decision, writing also an opinion which has cheered
the Sabbatarians greatly." Brewer's opinion af-
firmed that this is a religious people and the United
States a Christian nation.
The Truth Seeker in April commented editorially
on the fall of the Rev. Dr. Charles Parkhurst, Re-
former, who organized the Society for the Preven-
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tion of Crime. In a suit brought to dispossess a
woman who was keeping a disorderly house, Dr.
Parkhurst, appearing as a witness, testified that he
and a young male member of his congregation
visited the premises in dispute, had three rounds of
beer, and paid five nude girls fifteen dollars to per-
form an indecent dance, or do a "circus" turn as he
described the act, which lasted half an hour. The
Truth Seeker deplored the fact that Dr. Parkhurst,
of whom better things were expected, had fallen
to the level of Anthony Comstock.
The trial of Moses Harman in Kansas, when
means and methods of defense were exhausted,
terminated in his going to the penitentiary at Lan-
sing on two convictions, one carrying a sentence of
five years and the other one year. Mrs. Lois Wais-
brooker of Antioch, California, took charge of his
paper, Lucifer.
In November Charles P. Somerby retired from
The Truth Seeker Company and ceased thereafter
to have any connection with the paper or business.
Mr. Somerby filled, in his way, the position of Busi-
ness Manager after the Company purchased the
paper from Mrs. Bennett in 1883. He understood
the technical part of book and newspaper produc-
tion, being a practical printer. His management, I
understand, was not so good. His health lacked
something of being robust. As a Positivist and So-
cialist he had other intellectual interests than those
The truth Seeker sought to advance. After leav-
ing the company he occupied himself with the publi-
cation of The Commonwealth, a magazinelet. He
died in 1915.
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In 1890 Franklin Steiner delivered his first Free-
thought lecture, became an occasional correspondent
of The Truth Seeker, and took the field. Steiner,
raised in the church, had risen in it, being at one
time secretary of the Sunday-school. Now he was
just approaching his
majority, and having
heard Ingersoll lecture
and done some reading
and thinking for him-
self, he cast his fortunes
with Freethought. A
likely-looking lad with a
good voice, his appear-
ance on the platform
satisfied the eye and ear.
No one could deny his
energy, earnestness, or
FRANKLIN STEINER, '93 sincerity. But as it hap-
pened the demand for
Freethought lecturers at that period was not on the
increase. The speakers in the field were Ramsburg,
Putnam, Bell, Mrs. Krekel, and Charlesworth.
That Steiner lasted but a few years is not evidence
he was not a success at lecturing; rather that lectur-
ing was not the road to success.
The International Federation of Freethinkers
that assembled at Madrid in October was dispersed
by order of the Spanish government before it had
finished its program. Adhesions of societies and
individuals were received from about twenty coun-
tries, according to the official report in La Raison.
The Truth Seeker was first on the list; the Free-
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thought Federation next. Gen. Porfirio Diaz, presi-
dent of the United States of Mexico, headed the
adhesions from our sister republic. Portugal was
honorably represented by Dr. Theophilo Braga, pro-
fessor at the University of Lisbon, who was to be
the provisional president of the Portuguese repub-
lic, 1910.
Mrs. Ernestine L. Rose, who worked with Eliza-
beth Cady Stanton to inaugurate the Women's
Rights movement in the United States about the
middle of the nineteenth century, died at Brighton,
England, Aug. 4, 1892, aged 82. She was the
author of a "Defense of Atheism" that was one of
the Freethought pamphlets in circulation in the early
times of The Truth Seeker. J.M. Wheeler of the
London Freethinker wrote that only six weeks be-
fore her death she presented him with a copy of
that work and said she had nothing to alter. Her
birthplace was Peterkov, Poland.
The Liberal societies publishing notices of their
meetings at the end of 1892 were the Manhattan
Liberal Club, New York; the Ingersoll Secular So-
ciety, Paine Hall, Boston; the Ohio Liberal Society,
Cincinnati; the Chicago Secular Union; the Liberal
League, Philadelphia; the Philosophical Associa-
tion, Brooklyn; the Liberal League, Newark, N.J.
and the Secular Union, Tacoma, Wash. The
Canadian Secular Union, Capt. Robert C. Adams,
president, held its annual convention at Toronto,
September 10. The Toronto Secular Society held
regular meetings. C.B. Reynolds, secretary of the
Washington State Secular Union; accepted an en-
gagement as lecturer for the Tacoma Secular Union.
CHAPTER IV.
THE division of this work which undertakes
to tell the story of Freethought in 1893
ought to give first place to the historic Sun-
day fraud, with animadversions thereon. Fraud
being a characteristic of things religious, the sin-
gling out of this one might be invidious except that
this year it happened to be the great cause of war
between Protestant church forces and Secularism.
It is not out of place, then, for a Secularist to say
that Christians keep Sunday under false pretenses.
As a sabbath, Sunday has not a biblical leg, line,
precept, or event to stand upon. They tell an idle
tale about Jesus, crucified, dead and buried, hav-
ing arisen from the tomb on the first day of the
week, making the first day of the week holy. The
Bible does not say that. The Bible says the body of
Jesus was placed in the sepulcher Friday night, and
that when late on the Sabbath day (Saturday) a
couple of Marys came to see the sepulcher they
found it vacant and an angel on guard who told
them: "He is not here; for he is risen." The day
or the hour of his rising is held back. It might
have been any time Friday night, or during the
following day. The text (Matt. xxviii, 1-6) makes
it certain, if the Revision is accurate, that "late" on
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Saturday the body had disappeared; and with it
disappears the ground for pretending that Jesus
hallowed the first day of the week by arising from
the dead. And a truthful historian of Sunday as
the Protestant Christian Sabbath would point out
that the first emperor of note to die a Christian had
proclaimed the first Sunday law, describing Sunday,
not as the day of the resurrection nor making any
reference to the risen Lord, but as "the venerable
day of the Sun" -- and that is where it got its name,
being dedicated to the sun god Apollo. And if it
may be inferred that the pagans were already keep-
ing Sunday, then why is it not reasonable to suppose
that Constantine's purpose in issuing the edict was
to bring into line the Christians who were not ob-
serving the day? The Christian church that later
assumed the style and title of Catholic took its Sun-
day law from the pagan emperor, and to give it a
Christian character called it the day of the resurrec-
tion of Jesus. The Catholic church, claiming
authority in all matters of religion, thus coolly
changed the "Sabbath" from the seventh to the first
day of the week. Protestants, then, against all
scripture, keep and enforce a pagan day preserved
for them by a church they repudiate.
Liberals devoted the year 1893 to agitating
against extending the Sunday law of Constantine
to close the World's Fair at Chicago on Sunday,
and Samuel P. Putnam, president of the newly or-
genized Freethought Federation of America, took
up his station at Washington in January to help
push a joint resolution that if adopted by Congress
would leave the matter of Sunday observance "en-
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tirely within the power of the regularly constituted
authorities of the World's Columbian Exposition."
They did worse in Tennessee, for in Chicago
there were no prosecutions for Sabbath-breaking.
But in a circular issued by the National Liberty
Association, under "The Chain Gang for Con-
science' Sake," this story was told:
"July 18, in the year of our Lord 1892, witnessed a sight
that revives the memories of religious persecution in the
Dark Ages. At Paris, Tenn., four Christian men had
been lying in jail since June 3, 1892, for the crime of fol-
lowing their common vocations on Sunday by working on
the farm, plowing, hoeing, etc. The term of one having
expired, the other three, after lying in jail forty-four days,
were Monday, July 18, marched through the streets in
company with some colored criminals and put to work
shoveling on the common highway. All three were men of
family, one 55, another 62 years of age."
And all this because in the year of grace 325 or
thereabouts a pagan emperor issued an edict for the
observance of the venerable day of the sun.
The International Congress and Congress of the
Freethought Federation of America at Chicago are
reported in the Truth Seeker of October 7, 14,
and 21, 1893. The gatherings were held in the hall
at 517 West Madison street because President Bon-
ney of the World's Fair Congress Auxiliary was
hostile and refused the use of the Art Institute.
Judge C.B. Waite presided at the sessions of
the International Congress. The American Free-
thought Federation Congress followed the Interna-
tional one. The officers elected were Samuel P.
Putnam, president; John R. Charlesworth, secre-
tary, and E.C. Reichwald, treasurer. Reichwald
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was a newcomer, but he stayed with the organiza-
tion until his death.
Ezra H. Heywood of Princeton, Mass., editor of
The Word, died at his home on May 22, 1893, from
a cold contracted while attending a Land Reform
meeting in New York, at the age of 63. His life
had been devoted to labor and social radicalism, and
he paid the penalty by undergoing prosecutions and
imprisonments, at the instance of Anthony Com-
stock, for several years following his first arrest in
1878, each of which has been mentioned in these
memoirs. Heywood was related to United States
Senator George Frisbie Hoar, and was born Hoar,
not Heywood. Other members of the family
thought the name was altogether too suggestive, and
changed it against his protest. His wife was Angela
Tilton, whose characteristics and advocacy have
been dwelt upon heretofore in the account of my
earlier New England days. They had children
whose names are unknown to the annals of reform.
Mr. Heywood was the author of the book, "Cupid's
Yokes, the selling of which cost D.M. Bennett a
sentence of thirteen months in the penitentiary.
The American Labor Reform League held its
twenty-second annual convention at Science Hall,
141 Eighth street, with Col. Henry Beeny of New
Jersey in the chair, May 7-8. We have met Colonel
Beeny before. Evidently he is one of the last sur-
vivors of the group, composed of Ingalls, Rowe,
Evans, and himself, who in the '70s met at his store
in Fourth avenue to discuss Land Reform. The
names of the speakers and officers are new, but to-
day the only one of them represented by the living
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is that of Clarence L. Swartz of California, who in
recent years has written an interpretation of the
philosophy of B.R. Tucker. Beeny was elected
president and E.H. Heywood, secretary.
The Rev. Charles A. Briggs, a higher critic,
whom the New York Presbytery had acquitted of
heresy in 1892, was put on trial before the General
Assembly of the Presbyterian church in 1893 and
suspended from the ministry. A few years later
he joined the ministers of the Episcopal church.
The Rev. Dr. McGlynn, the excommunicated
Single Taxer who had declared himself a Secularist
and attended the congress of the American Secular
Union of Philadelphia, was restored to the priest-
hood after going to Rome.
The important book, "The Dynamic Theory of
Life and Mind," by J.B. Alexander of Minneap-
olis, came out early in the year and was reviewed
in The Truth Seeker by Albert Leubuscher, Janu-
ary 21.
In 1893 Moses Harman, who for some years had
either been going to prison for his plain speaking,
or just coming out, was "liberated" (March) from
his second term of imprisonment.
Dr. Titus Voelkel, on a conviction of "blas-
phemy," went to a German prison for thirteen
months.
Samos Parsons of San Jose, Cal., "one of the
most generously persistent supporters of Free-
thought in the country, giving largely of his means
each year, and bestowing good advice with fatherly
freedom," died about June 1, 1893, in his 90th
year. I met Mr. Parsons in San Francisco. He
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gave more than a tithe of his income to the cause,
apparently having no favorites among the workers
and the publications, for, as he said, he "sprinkled"
his gifts over them all.
Matilda Joslyn Gage's book, "Woman, Church
and State," was warmly welcomed this year by the
Freethinkers. Later The Truth Seeker acquired
proprietorship of the work and published a new
and corrected edition. Its typography as brought
out by a Chicago firm was terrible, and "would
have been terrible if printed twice as well." I read
it for correction and found a thousand errors. The
publishers had promised the author so large a
royalty that The Truth Seeker could not afford to
keep it in print. It was threatened but never prose-
cuted by Anthony Comstock.
The Freethinkers of Oregon organized the First
Secular church of Portland and appointed Katie
Kehm Smith lecturer. Mrs. Smith had long been
secretary of the Oregon State Secular Union, and
was thoroughly devoted to the work.
In June Governor Altgeld of Illinois pardoned
the anarchists Schwab, Fielden, and Neebe, who
had spent several years in jail on conviction of
complicity in the Haymarket tragedy in 1886.
The National Reformer, London, England, the
editorship of which on the death of Bradlaugh had
been undertaken by John M. Robertson, suspended
on October 1.
The Freethought events of 1892 and 1893 took
place without my participation or observation, since
I was at the time engaged in local journalism in
the Far Northwest.
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With a hearty "Welcome Home" by the editor,
and a reprint of the Snohomish send-off, with
letters from correspondents, including Peter Eckler,
who agreed that I should not have gone away in
the first place, I landed back in The Truth Seeker
office with a satisfactory splash. Putnam would
have called the return providential if that word had
been in his vocabulary, for he was projecting a big
book entitled "Four Hundred Years of Free-
thought" to celebrate the four hundredth anniver-
sary of the discovery of America, and there were
occasions where I could be of assistance to him.
So once more I was foreman of The Truth
Seeker's composing-room, sharing the proof-read-
ing with Walker, and giving Putnam the benefit of
what I knew about preparing manuscript for a
book. "Four Hundred Years of Freethought" is a
work of 874 large pages, mainly biographical, con-
taining sketches of Freethinkers from Columbus to
the author's Contemporaries of 1894.
During my absence in the West, the editor's
assistant had been William L. Colby, a competent
printer and proof-reader, something of a student,
and an accurate writer. He had a side interest,
perhaps a central one, in Socialism. Succeeded as
assistant editor by E.C. Walker (October 1),
Colby found his work in demand at other publishing
houses. As a proof-reader he was the next thing
to infallible. But Walker was of course his su-
perior by far in an understanding of Freethought
principles and in the art of expressing them.
At the compositor's case was a printer I had not
left there when I went West, namely, Herbert Bird
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of Washington Courthouse, Ohio. He is still to be
met in The Truth Seeker office.
Prof. John Tyndall, at the age of 73 years, died
at his home in Haselmere, county of Surrey, Eng-
land, December 3, 1893.
One of the old Californian Freethinkers, Owen
Thomas Davies, of Brighton, died on November 28,
after 73 years of life. Davies was a Welshman
who came to America at 30 on a ship that brought
Mormon immigrants and he went with them to Salt
Lake City. His leaving the Latter Day Saints a
few years later was an escape, which he shared with
another Freethinker named Thomas Jones, who
settled in Inyo county. A generation later they
met by chance in the office of Freethought and told
thrilling tales of their adventures in getting away
from Utah with the Saints on the lookout to stop
them. The ex-Mormons were usually very good
Freethinkers. One of them in San Francisco
named George Thurston, a man of 60, had been an
elder and once was sent on a mission. He had a
faculty for relieving pain by "touch," and while a
Mormon attributed it to his faith. He found that
it worked with equal efficiency when his faith de-
parted and he had become a Thomas Paine Infidel.
The Truth Seeker in December, 1893, announced
a lecture in New York by Dr. J.H. Duren Ward.
The Truth Seeker current as I write these notes,
August 18, 1928, reports a lecture by Dr. J.H.
Duren Ward.
CHAPTER V.
MY elder brother, E.M. Macdonald, directed
the policy of The Truth Seeker one year
after another, and wrote leaders, but the
work of E.C. Walker, 1894-5, with the special arti-
cles which he prepared, strengthened the editorial
department and lent variety to the rest of the paper.
He started two new departments, viz., "Freethought
Progress" and "Churchly Purpose," one to be
pointed to with pride and the other to be viewed
with alarm. He also collected matter every week
for 4 column of "Not for Parsons," the same being
items running from humorous to blasphemous.
He compiled from census reports the important
series of articles entitled "Church Property:
Should It Be Exempt from just and Impartial
Taxation?"
The value of church property in the United
States in 1890 was $679,694,439, according to the
census returns. The analysis and compilation and
tabulation of the figures through the industry of
Walker, with his argument from history and jus-
tice, brought forth material for the best pamphlet
on the subject of exemption ever prepared and pub-
lished. No one has since attempted to duplicate the
performance. In fact, the government appears to
have discontinued the gathering of the statistics of
79
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ecclesiastical wealth. In 1931 the American Re-
search Foundation issued a statement from which
it could he deduced that in 1930 the value of all
such wealth would not fall far below six billions.
There were two prosecutions in 1894 to be de-
fended by Freethinkers. In Lexington, Kentucky,
Charles C. Moore, who had been a preacher, but
now described himself as "a durned old Infidel,"
began The Blue Grass Blade, a weekly paper in
which "I" took the place of the editorial "We." It
espoused Prohibition.
In April a local preacher, the Rev. E.L. South-
gate, served notice upon Moore that suit would be
filed against him in the civil court for blasphemy.
Two indictments followed, one for "blasphemy" and
the other for "nuisance and annoyance." The one
was based on language in his paper of March 18,
1894: "When I say Jesus Christ was a man exactly
like I am and had a human father and mother
exactly like I had, some of the pious call it blas-
phemy. When they say that Jesus Christ was born
as the result of a Breckinridge-Pollard hyphenation
between God and a Jew woman, I call it blasphemy;
so you see there is a stand-off."
Moore's case came up on July 2, on demurrer, in
the circuit court at Lexington, Judge Parker pre-
siding. In a decision that was a model of secular
argument, the court sustained the demurrer,
quashed the indictment and the bail bond, and dis-
missed the defendant without day. The Truth
Seeker printed the decision in full, July 21, 1894,
and it is in The Truth Seeker Annual for 1895.
"Blasphemy," said the judge, "is a crime grown
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from the same parent stem as apostasy and heresy.
it is one of the class of offenses designed for the
same general purpose, the fostering and protecting
of a religion accepted by the state as the true relig-
ion, whose precepts and tenets it was thought all
good subjects should observe. In the code of laws
of a country enjoying absolute religious freedom
there is no place for the common law crime of blas-
phemy. Unsuited to the spirit of the age, its en-
forcement would be in contravention to the consti-
tution of this state, and this crime must be con-
sidered as a stranger to the laws of Kentucky."
One "blasphemy" of Moore consisted, according
to his accusers, in his likening the generation of
Christ to the "Breckinridge-Pollard hyphenation."
To explain the allusion: A notable breach-of-
promise case was on trial in Washington, a woman
named Pollard having sued Congressman W.C.P.
Breckinridge of Kentucky on that complaint. The
unfortunate statesman had already exposed himself
as a legitimate target for the scoffers at the notion
of any relation between religion and morality by
fathering a Sunday law for the District of Colum-
bia, well known as the Breckinridge bill, and by de-
manding the closing of the World's Fair on the first
day of the week. Furthermore, he was a pillar of
the Young Men's Christian Association and its
"silver-tonguedest orator," and had been counsel
for the prosecution of the Rev. C.A. Briggs for
heresy.
On his trial Breckinridge acknowledged his fall,
but laid it to the woman, whose character he im-
peached. He was convicted of adultery and perjury
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and then went back to his constituents, likening
himself to the biblical David, and nearly persuading
them to return him to Congress.
At about the time the Kentucky blasphemy case
had been disposed of, another involving the arrest
of an "Infidel" occurred in Kansas. Mr. J.B.
Wise, an aged citizen of Clay Center, engaged in
correspondence with a minister, the Rev. H.B.
Vennum, over the inspiration of the Bible. They
were shooting texts at each other by post, when
Mr. Wise indiscreetly copied Isaiah xxxvi, 12, on a
postal card and mailed it to the clergyman. The
latter then abandoned argument and appealed to
law, causing the arrest of Wise on a charge of mis-
using the postoffice. For weeks the old man lay in
jail at Leavenworth as a United States prisoner in
default of $300 bail. He was even held there for
some weeks after bail had been furnished.
The National Defense Association, E.B. Foote,
Jr., secretary, took charge of the defense and pro-
vided counsel for Wise, Truth Seeker readers pay-
ing the expense by subscription as usual. The
prosecution was characterized as "the Christian on-
slaught on the Bible." The case went over into
1895.
The cause of the People's Party lured numbers
of Freethinkers into politics. At Yonkers on the
Fourth of July the party nominated Dr. E.B.
Foote, Sr., for Congress, and Thaddeus B. Wake-
man allowed his name to go on the state ticket for
judge of the Court of Appeals.
Hugh O. Pentecost, once publisher of The Twen-
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tieth Century, and the disillusioned advocate of
labor, joined Tammany Hall, and did such good
work for the organization that Richard Croker in-
structed District-Attorney-elect Fellows to appoint
him as assistant. Colonel Fellows did so, and then
reconsidered his act. The opposition was too sharp.
The affiliation of Freethinkers with people's and
populist parties was never enduring. Every repre-
sentative of Populism in Congress voted to close
the World's Fair on Sunday; its senators, like Kyle
of South Dakota, were champions of Sunday laws,
and it incorporated "divine sovereignty" as a plank
In its party platform.
Senator Frye of Mairie introduced in the Sen-
ate (Jan. 25, '94), and Representative Morse of
Massachusetts on the same day in the House, the
National Reform Association's God-in-the-Consti-
tution amendment. The amendment proposed to
put into the preamble of the Constitution the words:
"Acknowledging the supreme authority and just
government of Almighty God in all the affairs of
men and nations; grateful to him for our civil and
religious liberty, and encouraged by the assurance
of his Word to invoke his guidance, as a Christian
nation, according to his appointed way, through
Jesus Christ."
That is the notorious "Christian amendment,"
and it was the battleground of the secular and theo-
cratic forces during the first part of the year, when
President Putnam made his headquarters in Wash-
ington ready to appear before the House Judiciary
Committee, to which the amendment was referred.
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The National Reform Association is still bringing
to Washington every year or so this amendment
which was not reported out of committee in 1894.
There is a tradition that once, when sponsored by
Blair of New Hampshire, it came within one vote
of passing the Senate. Senator Gallinger intro-
duced a District of Columbia Sunday bill that went
to the Senate Committee on Education and Labor.
That does not appear ever to have come to a vote.
Recording the bills and pious amendments intro-
duced in Congress year after year will at length
become a monotony.
As long ago as 1894 the Sabbatarians, led by
whatever professional parasite it may have been
who preceded the Rev. Harry Bowlby as secretary
of a Lord's Day Alliance, began presenting peti-
tions to Congress to abolish Sunday carrying and
distribution of mails. Mails are still carried, but
no one can get his mail on Sunday unless he has a
postoffice box, and not then unless the local post-
master chooses to open up. The District Sunday
bill that Populist Kyle championed in the Senate
had been framed, as the District Women's Chris-
tian Temperance Union interpreted it, "to stop the
Sunday evening lectures of Ingersoll."
The Fifth Avenue Theater, New York, an-
nounced a four-weeks' engagement of a company
to present "Hannele," a play translated from the
German. Commodore Gerry, at the head of an
organization called in derision the ""Society for
the Prevention of the Intellectual Development of
Children," declared the piece to be blasphemous.
A little girl (Alice M. Pierce, aged 15) in the title
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role supposedly died and was brought to life by
Christ, who appeared in person. Thomas J. Gilroy,
at that time mayor of New York, agreed with Gerry
that a stage miracle might have a tendency to de-
stroy the girl's belief in the biblical ones, and so
weaken her morals. The play, then, was forbidden
on that and the additional ground that the represen-
tation of Jesus on the stage would be blasphemy
under common law. Not long afterwards the New
York legislature passed a law prohibiting the rep-
resentation of the "divine person" on the stage.
(Penal Law, Section 2074, 1911.)
When officers of the American Secular Union
called the eighteenth annual congress, to be held in
Chicago, October 26-28, 1894, they invited the Free-
thought Federation of America to unite with them.
Attendance was good, the addresses able, and a
set of resolutions rightly called "ringing" was
adopted. A number of Spiritualists arrived early,
bringing a cordial greeting from their National As-
sociation. The A.S.U. by acclamation elected
Putnam president and Mrs. M.A. Freeman secre-
tary. The subsequent proceedings were those of
the Freethought Federation, which also elected Put-
nam for president and Mrs. Freeman secretary.
The two organizations differentiated as to treasur-
ers, Otto Wettstein serving for the old society and
E.C. Reichwald for the new.
In the spring of 1894 the Brooklyn Philosophical
Association undertook to renovate and beautify the
monument of Thomas Paine at New Rochelle,
which had been neglected, it appeared, since 1881.
A meeting was held there on Decoration Day. To
INGERSOLL AT NEW ROCHELLE.
The platform was near the monument of Thomas
Paine; the address delivered Memorial Day, 1894. As
a photograph of Ingersoll speaking to an outdoor audi-
ence, the picture is probably unique.
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render the occasion perfect Colonel Ingersoll came
and brought his family. A report of the event is
in The Truth Seeker for June 9, 1894. That was
the first of the Memorial Day gatherings at Paine's
monument, and the only one at which Ingersoll
spoke.
Charles Watts was sending The Truth Seeker a
weekly contribution of "Freethought and Secular
Notes from England."
As a writer and speaker Mr. Watts was the most
serious of men; in congenial company, the jolliest.
During one of the seasons he spent in America,
there also reached New York, playing with Henry
Irving's company, an actor whom he called Old
Tom Mead. Mr. Mead was full of stories. Mr.
Watts's contribution to the entertainment of a
group was less of anecdote and more of witty com-
ment. Between them they banished dull moments.
All of Mr. Watts's letters to the editor bore post-
scripts making reference to the "funny brother."
In Mr. Watts's July "Notes" he reported: "On
Monday, June 25, the Bradlaugh statue was un-
veiled at Northampton in the presence of a vast
crowd of over twenty thousand admirers of the late
great English Freethought leader."
In 1894 Morgan Robertson, writer of famous
stories of the sea, began his literary career by con-
tributing poetry to The Truth Seeker, his first of-
fering being "Church Bells" (August 11). He soon
brought out his "Tale of a Halo," with The Truth
Seeker imprint. This was the diverting story, told
88 FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT [1894
in rhyme, of a visit by Beelzebub to heaven. His
"Extracts from Noah's Log" came as a contribu-
tion for May 18 in the
following year. Besides
knowing all about ships,
from his years afloat,
Robertson was a fine
mechanic. Receiving
more or less help from
E.M. Macdonald, in-
cluding the gift of a
typewriter, Morgan in
return made for the edi-
tor a fine nautical watch-
chain in the form of
block and tackle, all
shipshape, even to the
seizing. It is a curios-
MORGAN ROBERTSON. ity and a keepsake, but
not a practical watchchain, on account of its ten-
dency to become tangled or "fouled." The editor's
namesake, Eugene L. Macdonald, has it. Robert-
son lived and wrote just before the era of highly
paid "topnotchers," or he might have died wealthy.
His writings passed the test of permanency and
were gathered into a "set."
Pennsylvania's eminent war governor, Andrew
G. Curtin, died in 1894 and at once became a char-
acter in the Ingersoll mythology. In an article in
the New York World was the following:
"Mr. Curtin had no patience with anyone who did not
believe in the Bible. Once when personally requested by
Colonel Ingersoll to sit on the stage during one of the
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Colonel's lectures he flatly refused to even attend the lec-
ture."
Declaring that the World's statement contained
not the slightest truth, Colonel Ingersoll wrote:
"I never requested Governor Curtin to sit on the
stage during one of my lectures. I never invited
him to attend one of my lectures. I never spoke
to him about one of my lectures. I never invited
a human being to attend one of my lectures."
Governor Curtin sometimes figures in a well-
known fabrication as the man who accused Inger-
soll of taking away the crutches of a cripple.
James Russell Lowell had died in 1891. In 1894
the following passage gained circulation:
"Some gentlemen tell us very complacently that they
have no need of religion; they can get along well enough
without it. Let me tell you, my friends, that the worst
kind of religion is no religion at all. All these men who
live in ease and luxury, indulging themselves in the amuse-
ment of going without religion, may be thankful they live
in lands where the gospel they have neglected has tamed
the beastliness and ferocity of the men who, but for Chris-
tianity, might long ago have eaten their bodies like the
South Sea Islanders, or cut off their heads like the mon-
sters of the French revolution." -- James Russell Lowell.
And there was another like unto it:
"When the microscopic search of skepticism, which has
hunted the heavens and sounded the seas to disprove the
existence of a creator, has turned its attention to human
society, and has found a place on the planet ten miles
square where a decent man can live in decency, comfort,
and security, supporting and educating his children un-
spoiled and unpolluted; a place where age is reverenced,
infancy respected, womanhood honored, and human life
held in due regard -- when the skeptic can find such a
place on this globe where the gospel of Christ has not gone
90 FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT [1894
and cleared the way, and laid the foundations and made
decency and security possible, it will then be in order for
the skeptical literate to move thither, and there ventilate
their views." (Etc.) -- James Russell Lowell.
Since Lowell never claimed the title of Free-
thinker, he will not be invested with it by me, but
he uttered unorthodox sentiment enough to clear
him from the guilt of having written these passages.
It is doubtful that Lowell called himself a Chris-
tian, or was one. The Freethinkers of fifty years
ago found much in his writings that they could
quote.
As to the fraudulency of the foregoing quota-
tions, I condensed the evidence from The Chris-
tian Advocate completely disposing of them.
James Russell Lowell never wrote or spoke as
quoted. With a fine exhibition of nerve, the coin-
ers shoved their counterfeit on the public before
his death and he repudiated it in his grand manner
by saying he was not accustomed to discuss relig-
ious questions in that tone.
On December 28, the Manhattan Liberal Club,
then probably the oldest Liberal organization in
the United States, celebrated its twenty-fifth anni-
versary. No original member was there; but Mr.
T.B. Wakeman had with him and displayed his
certificate of membership signed by Horace Gree-
ley, the second president. The club had met regu-
larly in German Masonic Temple for seventeen
years.
In 1894 the place now held by the Ku Klux Klan
so far as it is anticlerical was occupied by the "A.
P.A." (American Protective Association). The
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Truth Seeker took the position that such an organ-
ization would justify its existence to the extent
that it curbed the church and its stealings from the
state.
John Burns, Labor member of the British Par-
liament, came to New York in 1894, and out of
curiosity to see what a British legislator is like I
went to Cooper Union and heard as well as saw
him. His appearance was not striking, but when
he called his audiences "fellow citizens" and then
said that was right -- they were his fellow citizens
because the world was his country and to do good
his religion -- it became apparent he was an excep-
tional character. He further justified that view by
proclaiming: "The day of the Labor agitator is past.
It is time, also, to quit dreaming. When a man
with a sudden rush of brains to the head wants to
give you a plan whereby all social difficulties may
be adjusted at once, don't waste your time listen-
ing to him." Mr. Burns, a trades-unionist, left a
good impression. And, I think, that cannot be said
of Keir Hardie, the Socialist member who came
the next year. Personally Hardie was common-
place, intellectually he was about the same. Just
then, under the police commissionership of Roose-
velt, New York suffered from the Sunday-enforce-
ment terror; and Hardie's first "crack" was to ap-
plaud the official terrorists and to express the hope
that the assault on Sabbath-breakers by the New
York police was "the beginning of a fight that is
to extend all over the country." He committed the
absurdity of saying that "Socialism is Christian-
ity," and that he had the same faith in Christianity
92 FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT [1894
as a system of economics that he reposed in it as
a way of salvation.
After my appraisal of Mr. Burns appeared, Ben-
jamin R. Tucker, editor of Liberty, reminded me
that while I had condemned Lady Somerset for her
crusade against the concert gardens of London, I
had spoken highly of Burns, who was her assistant
in the matter. Burns was not a plumbliner, but
some of the labor radicals were corkscrews.
Charles Robinson, the first governor of Kansas
and a helper in the first Freethought organization
in that state, died August 17, at the age of 76
years. He had a long record in pioneering and in
politics; had been a doctor practicing medicine in
his native state of Massachusetts; had served in
the California legislature, and was one of the found-
ers of the Kansas State University.
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CHAPTER VI.
FEW lecturers were in the field at the open-
ing of 1895. Ingersoll was, of course, and
the man who fixed his route said that
were it possible to answer all calls, the Colonel
would have his work laid out for him twenty-five
years ahead. The speakers who sent their engage-
ments to The Truth Seeker for publication were
John E. Remsburg and Franklin Steiner. L.K.
Washburn, who had been editing the Boston In-
vestigator since the death of Horace Seaver in
1889, now also announced himself as in the field.
A meeting of Catholic priests, bishops, archbish-
ops, and cardinals in New York excommunicated
all members of Masonic lodges, together with Odd-
fellows, Knights of Pythias, and Sons of Temper-
ance. The organizations thus banned are said to
have had a membership of two millions. All of
that number who have died in the past thirty years
-- and we can scarce hope that half of them still
live -- have gone to hell, according to the logic of
Roman Catholic theology. If you are not an obe-
dient Catholic the church will see that you are kept
out of heaven; but she will libel you as "prejudiced"
93
94 FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT [1895
and worse if because you don't like a Catholic's re-
ligion, you vote to retain him in private life.
Pope Leo XIII issued an encyclical to his bishops
in America setting out principles regarding the re-
lations of church and state that American Catholics
would be glad to obliterate. His holiness in the
following manner felicitated the reverend brethren
whom he ostensibly was addressing:
"The church among you unopposed by the Constitution
and government of your nation, fettered by no hostile leg-
islation, protected against violence by the common laws
and impartiality of the tribunals, is free to live and act
without hindrance."
That would look like an ideal situation for any
church that could be satisfied with an even break.
"Fettered by no hostile legislation, protected by
the impartiality of tribunals," and "free to live
and act without hindrance" -- if religion would show
the liberality that the pope then professed to ad-
mire, Freethinkers might relax their vigilance. The
pope, who was an exceedingly dull writer and
therefore such hard reading that he expected no
one but his bishops to smoke him out, went on:
"It would be very dangerous to draw the conclusion that
in America is to be sought the type of the most desirable
status of the church, or that it would be universally law-
ful or expedient for state and church to be, as in Amer-
ica, dissevered and divorced."
No; freedom, protection and impartiality do not
glut the appetite of the pope for what America has
to offer. He asks that his church, "IN ADDITION
TO LIBERTY," shall enjoy "THE FAVOR OF
THE LAWS AND THE PATRONAGE OF
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THE PUBLIC AUTHORITY." That is to say,
Pope Leo XIII wanted Roman Catholicism estab-
lished as the official religion of the United States.
No representative of the church ever called for a
square deal.
In February, J.N. Locke of Quiniault, Wash-
ington, reported the naming of a mountain for In-
gersoll. According to Mr. Locke, Mount Ingersoll
is the highest peak in that spur of the Olympics
between the Quiniault and Humptulips rivers, and
is situated in Chehalis county. Mr. Locke stated
that the elevation is best known as "Colonel Bob."
A few weeks later I added this note: "Mt. Ingersoll
in Chehalis county, Washington state, is not the
only mountain on the Pacific coast that bears the
name of the loftiest of men. In the year 1890 a
party of prospectors in the untrodden portions of
Fresno county, California, outlying the mining
camps of Grub Gulch and Fresno Flats, ascended
one of the high peaks of a spur of the Sierra Ne-
vadas, and, formally erecting a monument thereon,
gave to it the name of Mount Bob. And not less
graceful was the further act of these hardy climbers
in selecting the highest eminence contiguous thereto
and bestowing upon it the name and distinction of
Putnam's Butte."
And again "your mountains build their monu-
ments though you destroy their dust." Looking
forward to 1910, here is another: "From our sur-
veying friend, William F. DeVoe, some of the time
of Victoria, B.C., a man of many adventures by
flood and field, as well as by woods and hills,
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comes word that a mountain has been named after
the editor of The Truth Seeker-Mount Macdon-
ald. Mr. DeVoe has lately returned from above
the Skeena river, where, finding a peak some six
thousand feet high, at the head of the Schulbuck-
hand creek, Lakeke lake -- an eminence having no
better cognomen than Old Baldy -- he rechristened
it as above."
A correspondent of The Conservator, Horace
Traubel's paper, communicated the fact, as appears
in The Truth Seeker of January 8, 1898, that the
handsomest group of big trees in the Santa Cruz
mountains, California, is known as "Ingersoll's
Cathedral."
By quoting the blasphemy law and appealing to
the chief of police, the ministers of Hoboken, N.J.,
attempted to prevent Ingersoll from delivering his
lecture on "The Holy Bible." As a result the lec-
ture, which the chief of police confessed himself
unable to forbid, contained new matter devoted to
the Hoboken clergy. Ingersoll said:
"In this state of New Jersey, more than one hundred
years ago, when the people were pious savages, there was
enacted a law that allowed no discussion of some questions
-- on one side.
"That statute sleeps in its grave until it is invoked by
some narrow-minded gentlemen who should have lived
and died three hundred years ago. Some of these good
men have so little confidence in their God that they feel
he ought to be protected from ridicule. They feel their
infinite God cannot write a book that does not need pro-
tection. It has never occurred to anyone that the works
of Shakespeare, Shelley, Burns, and other great writers
should have any assistance that it was in the power of
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legislators to give. One can hardly imagine that the In-
finite should be under such deep obligation to the legisla-
tors of the state.
"Some clergymen are intelligent and educated. I don't
refer to the clergymen of Hoboken, but there are some
such. Most of them are not. They have a very narrow
horizon and are not at all broad. Most of them feel that
they are called to the ministry because they have not the
constitution to be wicked, They go to the sectarian col-
lege, which is the storm center of ignorance, and, after
they are graduated, they are like the lands along a part
of the Potomac, as described by a writer: 'Almost worth-
less by nature, and rendered entirely so by cultivation.'"
Strong religious demonstrations took place. The
Christian Endeavorers of the United States and
Canada, the Salvation Army, and other bodies of
religions enthusiasts appointed days and seasons of
prayer for the conversion of Ingersoll. When they
failed at that, a woman writing to a daily paper sug-
gested that they should ask the Supreme Power to
make them, if it was his will, "as noble in character
and as useful to the world as the Colonel had shown
them how to be." That also failed.
The Rev. Dr. Ward, editor of The Independent,
explained the non-conversion of Ingersoll by saying
that "when God omits to grant our petitions, he
shows not that he has failed to answer them but that
he has responded in the negative."
One purpose for which "Fifty Years of Free-
thought" has been attempted is that of supplying
writers in this field with a certain amount of data.
I have seen new recruits proceed as though the cause
had no past. To illustrate I will quote the man, C.
C. Moore, who ran a paper in Lexington, Ky., in the
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'90s. Moore was once unjustly incarcerated for a
term by his religious enemies, and while in prison
wrote a book. Referring to this book, he stated in
his paper that, apart from "Fleta," a work on law,
and Bunyan's "Pilgrim's Progress," his was the
only volume composed when the author was in
prison. Moore here evinced ignorance of the fact
that Paine wrote Part II of his "Age of Reason" in
the Luxembourg prison; that in Oakham jail Rob-
ert Taylor produced his "Diegesis" and "Syntagma"
and that D.M. Bennett in the Albany penitentiary
gave his leisure to a series of letters entitled "Be-
hind the Bars," and to writing the two-volume oc-
tavo, "The Gods and Religions of Ancient and Mod-
ern Times." This is but one instance showing the
Freethought writer's need for a background of
Freethought history. A more recent writer, pro-
ceeding independently of history, has said that only
one Freethinker of his time, namely, George Jacob
Holyoake, enjoyed the friendship and esteem of
Ingersoll. The truth is that Ingersoll fraternized
with all of the leaders and workers, spoke and wrote
in their praise, had them at his house, encouraged
and entertained them. To emphasize: If you go
back to the '80s of the past century, you will look
in vain for me in the front ranks and conspicuous
places. Ingersoll discovered me nevertheless, wrote
a cordial letter, sent me one of his books, auto-
graphed -- all without my ever having communicated
with him or sought to obtain his notice -- and in-
vited me to visit him and his family at their seaside
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hotel. In addition to that, answering questions pre-
pared by me, he wrote an interview of half a dozen
columns, his first contribution to The Truth Seeker.
Would he have done that and ignored the Free-
thinkers who were known? He did not. He showed
his friendship in commendatory letters and in the
hospitality he extended to them. The statements
which these few lines are written to refute are
without the shadow of a foundation in historical
truth. Ingersoll's tributes to American Freethink-
ers -- Courtlandt Palmer, Elizur Wright, and Horace
Seaver -- in the standard edition of his works, dis-
prove them.
The Christian Statesman, organ of the God-in-
the-Constitution party, opened a campaign of
whoops for the suppression of The Truth Seeker
by the civil power. From the 1928 appearance of
The Christian Statesman, formerly a fat monthly
but now reduced to less than half the size of The
Truth Seeker, some power greater than the civil is
pursuing to suppress it.
The week following our reply to The Statesman's
frantic outburst, The Truth Seeker came out with
the three-column streamer: "PROHIBITED IN CAN-
ADA."
A Truth Seeker subscriber, Robert Mitchell of
Guelpb, Ontario, having failed to receive his paper,
made inquiry of the Canadian postoffice inspector.
That official replied to him under date of August
24 that "this paper is prohibited transportation by
mail in Canada." Along with a copy of the inspec-
tor's letter Mr. Mitchell sent one of his own con-
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taining the information that "our Postmaster-Gen-
eral Adolph Caron is a French Canadian papist of
the densest ignorance and full of superstition, who
gets his instructions through Cardinal Taschereau."
The great minds of Canada were once more re-
vealing the thickness of the bony process in which
they are encased. The authorities there were deaf
to the criticism of their own press and that of the
United States. The brightest man in Canada, Gold-
win Smith, wrote to the editor of The Truth Seek-
er:
"There is much to which believers in Christianity
would object, as they would to the utterances of my
late friends, Professors Huxley and Tyndall. But
there is nothing, so far as I can see, to justify or
excuse the exclusion of your journal from circula-
tion."
Charles A. Dana of The Sun gave an editorial
to the case. "We hold to liberty," said Mr. Dana,
"and we revolt at the arbitrary act of the Canadian
postmaster-general." Mr. Dana declared that The
Truth Seeker was "undoubtedly an honest and can-
did paper," "not adapted to suit a pious Catholic
like M. Caron, or a pious Protestant either," but
not given to "scurrility and blackguardism."
The order to keep out The Truth Seeker has
never been changed, but we mailed the paper to
Canadian subscribers every week, and they appeared
to get it. Some years later, the postmaster at New
York informed The Truth Seeker Company that
publications prohibited in Canada would not be re-
ceived for transmission here. On that the editor
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appealed to the postmaster-general at Washington
and got a favorable ruling. The postmaster-gen-
eral was Winne, a Roman Catholic. A few years
ago The Truth Seeker learned that by a ruling from
the Department at Washington it would no longer
be received at the New York postoffice for distribu-
tion through the Canadian mails. Here no appeal
remained, for the postoffice refused to take the
weekly bundle marked for Canada; orders had come
from higher up. A fresh clerk at the New York
office once said to the messenger proffering copies
for dispatch: "You have a noive to publish a paper
like that. It ought to be suppressed in this country."
The order of Sir Adolph Caron prevented many
Canadian subscribers from renewing, but I am of
the opinion that those who stood by continued to get
their paper. Postal clerks and carriers could hardly
examine each piece of mail matter as it came to
their hands. Perchance if the knowledge that The
Truth Seeker is "Prohibited in Canada" ever per-
colated down to the men in Canadian postoffices
they have by this time forgotten it. The residue of
meanness abides in the Canadian customs, which will
not pass a bundle of papers; which throws back
"Bible Stories Comically Illustrated," and has been
known to seize and destroy copies of Paine's "Age
of Reason." In due time and place I shall quote
from an editorial article which I had the malicious
joy to write entitled "A Knight's Night Out." It
celebrated the event of Sir Adolph Caron's visiting
New York and being picked up by the police while
drunk and unable to take care of himself.
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The, government excluded Mrs. Elizabeth Gran-
nis's paper, The Church Union, from the mails for
running a lottery. Mrs. Grannis, a purity reform-
er, had recently rushed a crusade against "living
pictures" and low-necked dresses.
The Rev. Dr. Isaac K. Funk conducted in the
last decade of the nineteenth century a paper called
The Voice, with two major fads -- one the prohibi-
tion of the manufacture of alcoholic beverages, the
other the sterilizing of men who violate the mar-
riage vow. The Voice was the organ of the Pro-
hibition Party, which put planks in its platform in-
dorsing the Christian religion. Unable to approve
of the principles of Mr. Funk, I showed from the
Bible that had the manufacture of liquor been pro-
hibited and the sterilizing of adulterers enforced
in Bible times, there never would have been any
Christian religion, for Jesus would have been with-
out ancestors. That is to say, Jesus descended from
Solomon, whose father was David; and had David
suffered the penalty prescribed for adulterers, he
being one, Solomon would not have been born. To
go back from David, he was the descendant of
Moab, and Moab's birth was the consequence of
Lot's becoming intoxicated and in that condition
generating a son with his own daughter, which he
would not have done when sober. This unavoid-
able conclusion hangs upon the statement of the
first verse of the New Testament that such is "the
book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of
David."
The trial of J.B. Wise of Clay Center, Kansas,
for letting the light of scripture shine from a postal
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card on which he had copied Isaiah xxxvi, 12, was
announced in March as "approaching." The Truth
Seeker raised a fund for Wise's defense. On the
11th of April, in the United States District Court
for the Eastern Division of Kansas, the attorney
for The Truth Seeker, Adolph Bierck, appeared on
behalf of the defendant. Mr. Bierck thought it an
appropriate time to relate this anecdote: "The poet
Goethe was once invited to attend a conference of
ministers at Kiel, called for the purpose of sup-
pressing obscene literature. Goethe suggested that
they begin with the Bible, and the conference ad-
journed." But, Mr. Bierck added, the work pre-
maturely abandoned by that conference has been
taken up by an evangelical clergyman of Industry,
Kansas, and he now, through the medium of this
prosecution, invokes the jurisdiction of the District
Court of the United States for the Eastern Division
of Kansas to sustain him in his contention that
this particular verse of the scriptures is obscene
and indecent." Thus the Rev. Mr. Vennum had
adopted the suggestion of Goethe to "begin with
the Bible." The case went to the Court of Appeals.
Editor Brann of The Iconoclast, Waco, Texas,
began this year the assault on Baylor Baptist Uni-
versity that led on to what his partisans spoke of
admiringly as his hot finish. A young girl, Antonia
Teixeira, had been brought from Brazil to be edu-
cated in the university, and then returned to her
people as a missionary for their conversion and
baptism. The girl became a mother. President
Burleson of the university laid the paternity to "a
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negro servant," but the scoffer Brann asked how
then it had been possible that the child should be a
Caucasian with the "blue eye and wooden face" of
the president of the faculty. I chided Mr. Brann
for his hasty conclusion, arguing that a man (Dr.
Burleson) good enough to be the president of a
Baptist theological seminary would of necessity im-
press his personality upon all who came within the
sphere of his influence and who shared the light
of his countenance; and Editor Brann, even though
immured in Texas, could not be so unfamiliar with
the laws of heredity and prenatal influence as never
to have heard how much environment had to do
with determining the features and complexion, the
blue eye and wooden face, in such instances as this.
I shall relate the sequel when I come to it.
"An exceptional Universalist minister" is named
in The Truth Seeker, June 1, to wit, the Rev.
Thomas B. Gregory of Halifax, N.S., who was
preaching "trial sermons" in the Church of the Re-
deemer, Chicago, and bade fair to cinch the job.
Mr. Gregory's name soon was seen as one of the edi-
tors of The Freethinkers' Magazine. He is that
facile writer whose syndicated articles have been
favorites with Freethinkers from that day to this.
He is no reconciler and, what is exceptional among
popular rejectors of orthodoxy who do syndicate
work, he never compromises his Freethought prin-
ciples by talking about evolution as "God's Way."
At least I have not detected him in that offense and
hope he hasn't committed it when I was looking the
other way. (Mr. Gregory died in 1929.)
Samuel P. Putnam made a voyage to England,
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lecturing in London and the provinces to very cor-
dial audiences, writing his "News and Notes" week-
ly to The Truth Seeker, and returning in Septem-
ber. On his leaving Albion, seen to the Waterloo
station by Charles Watts, Editor G.W. Foote of
the London Freethinker wrote: "Thus ends a most
interesting episode in the recent history of the Free-
thought movement in England. Mr. Putnam has
returned to the land of his birth, but he has made
an indelible impression upon the Freethinkers of
England. They like his eloquence and they love his
personality. He carries with him their unanimous
good wishes. They hope he will live long to lead
the army of Freethought in America, and they also
hope he will come over again to old England. When-
ever be comes he will find a host of eager hands
stretched out in glad welcome."
The Arena published an "Age of Protection for
Girls" symposium -- relevant here because the Free-
thinker, Helen Gardener, took a leading part in it.
Miss Gardener was the only one of the disputants
who assumed an attitude toward the question other
than theological. I took a position which was this:
"It will be conceded so far as I am concerned,
that when the age indicated by nature is expunged
and the attempt is made to introduce another age
arbitrarily, one's opinion as to what that age should
be is as valuable as anybody's else; but each should
be supported, when practical, by something be-
sides hysterical whoops."
By a strange oversight, I thought, nobody con-
sulted the opinion of the girls, and they must have
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thought it odd to be the excluded subjects of a dis-
cussion by people who could not know so much
about the facts as they did. A professional friend
looking over my shoulder says: "Girls of 12 or
under should not be consulted." But how about
girls from 18 to 21? If not they, then whom? I
asked my wife at what age a woman was able to
make a judicious decision, and she said: "Never."
The agitation led to the correction of abuses in
some of the states where there were no laws to pro-
tect female children of twelve years. It would be
difficult now to reproduce the state of the public
mind on the question. Not all of the discussion was
without humor, inappropriate as humor may be to
such a theme. I quote a paragraph in my Observa-
tions:
"I suppose that few Kansas people know how
much they are indebted to the Boston Arena for its
successful agitation in favor of raising the age of
protection for the girls of their state. The follow-
ing anecdote bearing on the matter is told in Wash-
ington city by Representative Mercer of Nebraska:
An old Kansas couple who had a son living in Cali-
fornia wrote to him requesting that he should re-
turn and take up his abode with them during the
remainder of their declining years. The son was
dutiful, but he preferred California for ranching,
even if he had to bring the old folks thither; and so
he wrote: 'I am surprised at your asking me to re-
turn. I own a ranch here and am happy. If any-
thing is lacking, it is having you with me. I would
dearly love to be with you again, but, as said be-
fore, I am surprised that you should ask me to re-
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turn to a state where they raised nothing at all last
year except the age of consent.'
A committee of women in '95 brought out Part I
of "The Woman's Bible," the revising committee
being headed by Mrs. Stanton, who had twenty as-
sistants, including Mrs. Robert G. Ingersoll. The
Morning Journal's symposium on the book in No-
vember would have been a totally hostile work ex-
cept for an appreciative contribution by Mrs. Anna
H. Shaw. "The Woman's Bible" showed that the
Bible is not a woman's book. Of the suffrage move-
ment at that time there were two divisions. One
demanded suffrage in the name of right and justice,
regardless of consequences. This division was led
by Freethinkers like Mrs. Stanton. The other di-
vision demanded suffrage in the name of Christ in
order that God might be voted into the Constitu-
tion, the Bible into the schools, and Christian doc-
trine generally into civil law. The second division
was led by the churches, Anthony Comstock, and
Dr. Isaac K. Funk, and women like Mrs. Grannis,
Mrs. Livermore, and Miss Willard, W.C.T.U.
The annual congress of the Freethought Federa-
tion and American Secular Union was held the 25th,
26th and 27th of October in Hardman Hall, Nine-
teenth street and Fifth avenue, New York. On
paper, as described, it appeared to be the biggest
congress the national organization had held in
years, probably because it happened in New York
where I could attend and report the proceedings at
length. My account was as long as those of for-
mer congresses that T.C. Leland used to turn in.
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The hall seated about eight hundred, and the audi-
ence that filled all the chairs looked like a million
on the evening Putnam put me up to read a lecture
on The Judicial Oath. Since my essay on New
England and the People Up There, in 1879, I had
done no public speaking. I guarded against a break-
down by writing my lecture out in full, but had it
fairly well committed to memory, and besides I
brought some notes of extraneous matter calculated
to relieve the monotony of too much argument. As
to the necessity of raising my voice, I had the ad-
monition of young Dr. Foote to gauge it by the
auditor nearest the door in the rear, and in another
matter the counsel of Ingersoll to discover some
appreciative listener and talk to him. Capt. Silas
B. Latham, proprietor of a fishing-smack, with
whom I had made voyages of a week at a time, down
to the banks off Atlantic City, sat halfway up the
aisle, with his head listed to port, regarding me quiz-
zically. So the lecture went over. The extraneous
matter suited the Captain. Some verses I had writ-
ten on "Putnam at Sacramento," part of it quoted
in my reminiscences of the San Francisco experi-
ence fixed the attention of L.K. Washburn, who
applauded before I had really made a good start, and
I let him have that part with what force, I could
put behind it. I never had any voice, either for
strength or durability; so I am not an orator like
other men. On that evening John McDonald sang a
song I had written; M. Florence Johnson recited
my poem on Bruno; Libby Culbertson Macdonald
made a speech and included another of my rhymed-
performances; and that was the situation when I
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came on the boards and observed that if this was
an election the Macdonalds would be accused of re-
peating.
A Committee on Amendments -- E.B. Foote, Jr.,
Franklin Steiner, and Henry Bird -- reported a new
name for the organization, "The American Secular
Union and Freethought Federation," and an amend-
ed and abbreviated constitution. Officers elected
were President, Samuel P. Putnam; secretary, E.C.
Reichwald; treasurer, Otto Wettstein. The report
is in The Truth Seeker of Nov. 2 and 9, 1895.
Dayton, Tennessee, had put itself on the scroll
of fame before it ever tried John Scopes for vio-
lating the anti-evolution law. The town won dis-
tinction in '95 by prosecuting five Seventh-Day Ad-
ventists for working on Sunday. The acquittal of
the accused failed to vindicate the right of any per-
son to do Sunday labor. They got off because the
judge, whose name was Parks, intimated in his
charge that "the cases were trumped up on ques-
tionable testimony procured at the instigation of
witness-fee speculators and fee-grabbing officers."
Did any one ever hear of a Sunday prosecution
actuated by any more respectable motives than
these?
St. Patrick's Day in '95 fell on Sunday, putting
the celebration over to Monday, but for the faithful
it was a two days' fiesta. The Irish from Ireland,
of whom there were plenty, put on high hats and
green sashes and marched in parade along the line
where most hospitality was dispensed. A New
York Irishman in court on Tuesday morning, with
a "d. and d." against his name, received from the
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judge a reprimand for not confining his celebration
to the appointed day. The defendant replied: "May-
be I was wrong, but someone told me St. Patrick
had two birthdays because he was twins."
Mrs. Elizabeth Cady Stanton celebrated her 80th
birthday Nov. 12, '95. That was perhaps the last
meeting of the three pioneer, suffragists, Mrs. Stan-
ton, Susan B. Anthony, and Matilda Joslyn Gage.
Miss Anthony read a list of "pioneers either pres-
ent or sending greetings, and also of those whom
death had taken from the ranks." Of the living
she mentioned, paying tribute to each: Parker Pills-
bury, Amy Post, Lucy N. Colman, Matilda Joslyn
Gage, Mrs. Olive H. Fraser Ingalls (wife of J.K.
Ingalls), who was at the first woman suffrage
meeting held in the state of New York, and C.B.
Waite, who had fifty years previously published the
Liberty Banner at Rock Island, Ill. These were
Freethinkers already named in my story. William
Lloyd Garrison, Jr., was there and read a poem.
A daughter of William Lloyd Garrison, Mrs. Vil-
lard, died in 1928, and was spoken of as liberal and
progressive. I never heard of her until she died.
An item dated June 8 bore the news: "United
States Judge John F. Phillips of the Western Dis-
trict of Missouri has just resentenced Moses Har-
man, editor, of Lucifer, Topeka, Kan., to one year's
imprisonment at hard labor." That was another
stage of the prosecution of Harman for publishing
the "Markland letter," a protest against a husband's
assault on his wife. I read the letter. The writer
said the right thing in what the court thought was
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the wrong way -- an instance of questionable dic-
tion. As old Peter Bayle maintained, it is no more
than a question of grammar.
The convention of the New York Populists at
Syracuse nominated, August 30, the philosopher
Thaddeus B. Wakeman for secretary of state. New
York city gave him 625 votes.
If anybody remembers it, an absurd French scien-
tist, M. Ferdinand Brunetiere, professor at the Sor-
bonne, announced in 1895 the "bankruptcy" of
science, and the phrase won popularity with the
piety-enders. Science has accomplished so much
since then, that if Brunetiere were to come again
on earth it would take him quite a while to learn
the latest terms necessary to describe the new busi-
ness of the "bankrupt" concern -- its progress and
discovery.
The editor and his constituency waged the fight
of the year to expel the Bible and religious exer-
cises from public schools in states where they were
unlawful and unconstitutional. The history of that
fight alone would make a book. There were favor-
able decisions by courts, but the bootlegging went
on, and the victory in certain states was later
thwarted by the legislatures enacting laws, as in
Pennsylvania, making Bible reading compulsory.
The Kansas Freethought Association held its
annual convention in Forest Park, Ottawa, August
6-11. Mrs, Etta Semple gave the address of wel-
come, and was elected president. Mrs. Semple took
an active part in Freethought affairs and began the
publishing of a paper.
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The first death of '95 to stir Freethinkers was
Prof. Thomas Henry Huxley's, June 29. The cere-
monies at the funeral according to the ritual of the
(This is the famous picture of
Huxley holding a skull.)
THOMAS HENRY HUXLEY.
Church of England were resented as a mockery and
an insult to the memory of the dead Agnostic and
to the Agnostics among the mourners. A pious in-
scription is written upon his tombstone. Huxley
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was born May 4, 1825, at Ealing, England. He
once "stood" for a professorship in Natural His-
tory at the University of Toronto, Canada, and
was rejected for want of a reputation for sanctity.
He and John Tyndall, who had also applied for a
professorship, were "charged with no religious con-
victions," and the chairs denied them. The great
minds of Canada are permanently encased in im-
penetrable bone. The applications of these men,
which were rejected, conferred more distinction on
the Canadian college than all the applications that
have been accepted.
A man who seemed to belong to another century
died in Vineland, N.J., August 31, at the age of
94. In the '40s he started a Liberal paper in Port-
land, Maine (the state of his birth), and ran it for
sixteen years. Through his labors he secured the
passage of a law "to give every landless man in
Maine, who would settle on it, one hundred and
sixty acres of land at fifty cents an acre, to be paid
in work on the roads." Among the contemporaries
of my parents his name was a household word. The
destitution of his last days was relieved by funds
raised through The Truth Seeker. This was Jere-
miah Hacker. His paper was The Pleasure Boat.
And we lost, in the bloom of her young woman-
hood, Katie Kehm Smith, who gave Freethought
lectures throughout Oregon, and organized in '93
the First Secular Church in Portland, where she
gathered a congregation of hundreds, as large as
that of any orthodox church in the city, with a
flourishing Sunday school attached. She was born
in 1868 in Warsaw, Illinois, and at 17 took up
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teaching, then lecturing, then organizing. Katie
served for years as secretary of the Oregon State
Secular Union and industriously reported to The
Truth Seeker the progress of the movement. She
was the wife of the Hon. D.W. Smith of Portland,
who fully approved of her work, and was proud
of her.
After the death of Mrs, Smith the First Secular
Church of Portland and its Sunday school were
conducted by Mrs. Nettie A. Olds. The conven-
tion of the Oregon State Secular Union was held
at Portland in September; president, W.W. Jesse;
secretary, Pearl Geer, who thereafter reported prog-
ress; treasurer, C.B. Reynolds.
Lulie Monroe Power, daughter of J.R. Monroe,
founder of the Ironclad Age, Indianapolis, who had
continued the paper after her father's death, died
in April, '95, age 45 years. In December, The
Age ceased publication.
Victor Emanuel Lennstrand, whom G.W. Foote
of the London Freethinker termed "one of the
founders and martyrs of Freethought in Sweden,"
died in the fall of '95, in his thirty-fifth year. He
published in 1889 Fritankaren, a journal of Free-
thought, and was subjected to eight prosecutions
for blasphemy. Not of strong constitution, he was
broken down by the prosecutions and his life ruined
and shortened by his nine months' imprisonment.
N.D. Goodell, the California pioneer-architect
of Sacramento, died at 81, in December. The re-
port of his funeral said: "Mr. Goodell was honored
by all the people of whatsoever belief." He gave
liberally to the paper Freethought on the coast.
CHAPTER VII.
WHEN the year 1896 began President
Cleveland and Congress had come near
involving the United States in war with
England. Beyond saying that whatever could be
done to avert such a war should be done at once,
The Truth Seeker avoided comment on the situa-
tion. Its fight was with traitors at home, not a
"traditional enemy" abroad. The Christian or
God-in-the-Constitution amendment had been intro-
duced into Congress by Representative Morse of
Massachusetts and Senator Frye of Maine. Our
paper asked for funds to put Putnam on guard in
Washington, where he could oppose the measure
when it should come before the committee it had
been referred to. Putnam took up his residence
at the capital and on March 11 made a great speech
before the Joint Judiciary Committee of the House.
The bill perished, and The Christian Statesman and
The Christian Reformer, its newspaper sponsors,
discovered that the measure had been killed by
"Infidels or even Atheists, Spiritualists, Freethink-
ers, and Agnostics."
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To head off a few score of the lies that were in
circulation about the chief exponent of Freethought
in America, E.M. Macdonald prepared and pub-
lished the book "Ingersoll as He Is." In April
Ingersoll wrote him this acknowledgment:
"My DEAR MR. MACDONALD: I write simply to thank you
from my heart for your generous defense.
"I have never felt like answering these slanders, and
yet I know that my silence would, by many, be misunder-
stood.
"There are some things that one can scarcely deny with-
out the denial itself leaving almost a stain. Now and
then I have answered some slander, but for the most part
I have made no reply.
"Your splendid defense will make it unnecessary for
me to say anything. Nothing need be added to what you
have so generously said.
Again and again I thank you, and I remain, as ever,
"Yours always, R.G. INGERSOLL."
It came out in one of the religious papers that
"on Sunday, December 15, 1895, Grover Cleveland,
President of the United States, returning from a
duck-shooting cruise, and arriving at Washington
at 2 P.M., made his way through the streets of the
capital, accompanied by his fellow-sportsmen, laden
with the ducks he had shot." And The Christian
Statesman exclaimed: "What an object lesson to
the young men of America does this Sabbath-
breaking President present 1"
Mr. Cleveland was an indifferent Sabbatarian
and an inconsistent Christian. Nevertheless I
considered it no more than his due to cite the
following precedent from The Columbian Centinel
of December, 1789, to wit:
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"The President on his return to New York from
his late tour through Connecticut, having missed
his way on Saturday, was obliged to ride a few
miles on Sunday morning in order to gain the town
at which he had proposed to have attended divine
service. Before he arrived, however, he was met
by a Tything man, who commanding him to stop,
demanded the occasion of his riding; and it was
not until the President had informed him of every
circumstance and promised to go no further than
the town intended that the Tything man would
permit him to proceed on his journey."
This particular Sabbath-breaking President of
1789, the occasion of whose riding was demanded
by the Connecticut Tything man, was George
Washington.
George, it must be remembered, could not tell a
lie; but his declaring before the Tything man that
he "proposed to attend divine service" at the next
town, instead of confessing his intent to get a good
swig of hard "cyder," was a noble attempt to ac-
complish the impossible.
From time to time ministers were quitting the
pulpit, turning liberals, and saying they would
never preach again. One of these in '96 was the
Rev. J. Ira Maltsbarger, Baptist, of Turner, Kan-
sas, and significant were his remarks thereon. We
hear much of the joy felt by those who are con-
verted to Christianity, but Mr. Maltsbarger, on
becoming, as he said, "an out-and-out Infidel," de-
clared: "I feel as though a yoke had been cast from
my neck. I am now a free man; can think as I
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like and can work conscientiously. I never was
happier in my life."
It was during the years '95-'96 that Dr. W.A.
Croffut emerged as a leading Freethinker in Wash-
ington, D.C., which event to me had the same like-
ness to a resurrection as my meeting with Dr. Dio
Lewis at the Liberal Club when I had reached my
majority after having been made familiar with his
name at about the age of six. For many years I
had lamented Dr. Croffut as one who had passed-
away.
Croffut exerted considerable influence in mold-
ing my youthful mind, When as a writer on the
editorial staff of The Graphic in the '70s, he pro-
duced squibs and puns in poetry and prose, I recog-
nized him as great, and bought the paper. I was a
promising Labor radical until I listened to him be-
fore the Liberal Club in Science Hall, 141 Eighth
street, on the problem of wages and strikes. It agi-
tated me greatly, for nothing so disturbs one as an
adverse argument which cannot be refuted. As an
admirer of his poetry, I tagged him about to Memo-
rial Day celebrations and other public affairs where
he read it, though I did not regard him as at his best
when he was exhausting along metrical lines. In
1874 or 1875 I perused this verse of his while visit-
ing in a section of Westmoreland, N.H., known as
Poocham:
"Said a great Congregational preacher
To a hen, 'You're a beautiful creature.'
The fowl, just for that
Laid an egg in his hat,
And thus did the Hen-reward Beecher."
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Poocham critics condemned the lines as "ridicu-
lous."
Croffut was versatile. He wrote essays on farm-
ing, a military history of Connecticut, a novel about
the Mormons, and works on political economy. He
experimented in hypnotism and recorded his obser-
vations, and he guided parties of Americans, of
the Innocents Abroad variety, who went prospect-
ing over Europe and Asia. After his 1895 voyage
he wrote for The Truth Seeker on "The Holy
Sepulcher a Historical Humbug."
The School Board of Kansas City, Mo., in
March '96 refused the petition of the A.P.A. and
the Protestant ministers to reintroduce Bible read-
ing into the public schools. Having chronicled this
as "Right on the Throne for Once," The Truth
Seeker said:
"There is hope for Kansas City, for besides hav-
ing a school board that rejects the Bible as a text
book, it has a prominent clergyman who rejects the
doctrine of the fall of man and the atonement which
the Bible is alleged to teach. The clergyman is the
Rev. J.E. Roberts of All Souls Church." Mr.
Roberts had just put forth a volume of extremely
heretical sermons, saying therein: "With the fall
of man, which never occurred, must go the doctrine
of the atonement, which was never needed; and
with that doctrine goes the greatest moral enormity
that ever gained currency among enlightened men."
Not many years later, as we shall see, Dr. Roberts
established his Church of This World, Rationalist,
of which he still is minister.
Said an item in the News of the Week, March
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28, '96: "The Rev. William T. Brown of the Con-
gregational church, Madison, Conn., is to be tried
for heresy." One charge against Mr. Brown was
that he had said some parts of the Bible were not
"fully inspired," and another that he used the Re-
vised version of the Bible instead of retaining the
old version "just as God wrote it." The next
week's item appertaining to Mr. Brown stated that
he had been acquitted "as an indorsement of the
advanced theology of the most radical thinkers in
the Congregational church." A third mention of
the Rev. Mr. Brown declared his acquittal a white-
wash, for it was admitted that he had said that "if
God called upon Christ to sacrifice himself for man-
kind, he was a devil," and that "the birth of Christ
was the same and no different from that of any
other child." This was the William Thurston
Brown who in 1913 lectured weekly for the New
York Freethought Society.
The number of The Truth Seeker for March 21,
1896, was the last to be printed from movable types,
and all the compositors but one went elsewhere.
We retained T.R. Stevens, who as an employee
dated from 1875, when the composing-room was at
No. 8 North William street, to make up the forms
with the metal delivered from a machine shop.
With my small family I had lived on the upper floor
of the building in the rear of 28 Lafayette place,
the printing-office being on the floor below, ever
since my return from the West. The typesetting
machine shops were in many instances only com-
posing-rooms. They set, corrected, and delivered
for 35 or 40 cents per thousand ems. The paper
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then ran some sixteen columns of advertising per
week, with much of the reading part, as in the days
of Bennett, devoted to good words for books pub-
lished by the Company. Weekly bills were about
thirty per cent what they are now, and naturally
all this advertising allowed by the postoffice in
papers mailed at the minimum rate brought trade.
In '96 Mr. Walker left us and the editorial work
became mine. I was sorry to displace Mr. Walker
and held the thought that if the opportunity ever
came I would proffer him the job again. That
opportunity came in 1909, when he declined it. Be-
ing a practical printer, a keen and prolific writer,
with many years of experience in the liberal field,
Walker brought to the work more than could be
expected of any other man,
The Evangelist, a religious paper, published the
statement that the late O.B. Frothingham had dis-
continued the preaching of Freethought because he
had come to the conclusion that truth was to be
found in the church. In New Unity, Chicago, Mr.
Charles de B. Mills of Syracuse, New York, an old
friend of Frothingham, wrote upon his death: "It
is grateful to know that the light that had illumined
his path continued still to shine. He had not wan-
dered from home, now in age seeking to retrace
his steps and get back into the comfortable beliefs
of an indolent and artificial religion; he had ad-
vanced much beyond the Ultima-Thule of the an-
cestors that had gone before, and never again could
be taken with what the old and outgrown faiths had
to offer." Mr. Mills confirmed the statement of
the Rev. Minot J. Savage that Frothingham "never
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retracted any of his opinions. He has grown more
radical from day to day the longer he has lived."
He may, indeed, have grown too radical for the
congregation he addressed. One explanation of
his ceasing to maintain a radical pulpit was that he
had inherited money and no longer needed to strug-
gle. No radical preacher ever made it pay.
In February, 1896, Ingersoll lectured in ten of
the larger cities of Texas, drawing so well that his
manager declared that should he go there again he
would have a "four-acre tent." In due time a letter
came to The Truth Seeker from Mrs. Anna M.
Brooks of Howe, in that state, who told of attend-
ing the lecture in Sherman.
"I must not forget to tell you," wrote Mrs.
Brooks, "that I made the acquaintance of R.G.
Ingersoll and his wife, and heard him deliver his
lecture on 'Liberty of Man, Woman, and Child' to
a densely packed house. I was invited to their
room at the hotel and visited with them three hours.
Oh, was not that a glorious opportunity -- so unex-
pected by me! ... I went directly to the hotel
where I knew they would take dinner. I waited in
the sitting room until they came back from dinner,
and then, when Mrs. Ingersoll came in, I introduced
myself, telling her I was one of her husband's
numerous admirers. She laughingly said: 'Come
right to our room.' We went in, and she said:
'Robert, here is one of your sweethearts.' We
shook hands, and when I told him how far I rode
through the mud to see and hear him he said he
would give me a pass to the lecture. I thanked him,
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but told him I thought myself fortunate that I had
already bought my seat in a good place. He said
he was sorry I had been in such a hurry to pay out
my money. Oh, we had a delightful time -- so many
of the city celebrities came to interview them, and
I was introduced to them all."
As printed in The Truth Seeker there was an
editorial elision in the letter. The editor had
scratched out a line; and taking advantage of my
knowledge of the fact, I wrote an Observation as
follows:
In looking over some copy for the printers I observe a
letter from a Texas woman who paid Colonel Ingersoll
and his family a call when they were in her state, and I
see that the Editor's pencil has been drawn through this
line:
"I gave Mrs. Ingersoll my recipe far biscuit."
At first the words may appear to be incongruous or mere
gossip, but the more you look at them the more significant
they become. Colonel Ingersoll and his family have had
a good deal of mouth praise, much of which they are
obliged to be grateful for when they know it is formal,
perfunctory, and not straight from the liver. We can
vision the honest Texas woman, living on a ranch, per-
haps traveling miles on horseback and by rail to meet them;
knowing that they were surrounded by people who would
give them more flattery than they would enjoy, in language
and with flourishes which she could not command; feeling
that words were cheap, and that everything costing money
was at their disposal; and yet, wishing in some signal way
to attest her friendship and admiration, she bestows -- not
for what it is worth to them but for what it is valued at
by herself -- a formula the surrendering of which destroys
at once and forever her preeminence among housekeepers
and makes another woman her equal. It was not flattery
or patronage. It was a tribute, beside which the widow's
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mite is without moral value. In the creation legend to be
read in Genesis the gods drove man out of the garden lest
through eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge he
should become as one of them. Christ imparted to none
the secret of his remarkable power. Christian women
carry cakes or biscuits to their pastor's donation party,
but did they give his wife directions for making them?
These are the models of devotion held up for us to ad-
mire; but, after all, it has been left for the unbelieving
woman of the Lone Star State to perform an act of self-
sacrifice which should illustrate the real meaning of re-
nunciation. She gave Mrs. Ingersoll her receipt for biscuit!
Mrs. Nettie A. Olds of McMinnville, Oregon,
reported in a letter published January 11: "We feel
especially thankful to those who have made it possi-
ble and are so energetically erecting the First Secu-
lar Church and Science Hall of McMinnville (70 x
40 feet, with gallery, large stage, full set of elegant
scenery, and kitchen with all modern improvements,
and sitting rooms), soon to be dedicated to the
service of humanity."
On April 13, at Topeka, Kansas, J.B. Wise of
Industry, under bond for having written a verse of
the Book of Isaiah and mailed it to a minister, was
found guilty by a jury and fined $50 by Judge Fos-
ter. Wise's counsel gave notice of appeal to the
United States Supreme Court; but the case never
was carried up.
The Supreme Court of California, in a decision
full of sound sense, quoted in The Truth Seeker of
May 9, declared unconstitutional a law forbidding
the opening of barber shops on Sunday. Said the
editor: "There is one sentence in the opinion de-
livered by the California judges which should be
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conspicuously engraved where all the labor agita-
tors, the legislators who pass labor laws, and the
courts that affirm their constitutionality can see it
daily. It is this: 'It is a curious law for the protec-
tion of labor which punishes the laborer for
working.'
Mr. J.E. Hosmer of Portland, Oregon, state
superintendent of Secular Sunday schools, reported
the receipt of contributions for the creation of a
Liberal University at Silverton, in that state.-
Cyrus W. Coolridge, a capable young Russian
Jew, had come to The Truth Seeker to learn type-
setting. He soon began to write. His name was
not Coolridge, nor Cyrus, and the W. stood for
nothing in particular.
Joseph Dana Miller contributed articles in 1896.
He was distinguished as an advocate of the Single
Tax.
This was a presidential year, a year of Bryan's
candidacy, and the issue between "sound money"
and free silver. Freethinkers were divided. Both
sides wrote letters, which became rather acrimo-
nious after Ingersoll had written one to the editor
condemning free silver coinage at 16 to 1.
The Secular Union and Freethought Federation
congress in Chicago, November 13 to 15, had a
larger attendance than any previous one. An au-
dience of two thousand gathered to hear Foote and
Watts in Central Music Hall. Mr. Pearl Geer, the
young secretary of the Oregon State Secular Union,
reported upon the work that was being done in his
state. The Liberals there were publishing their
paper, The Torch of Reason, conducting Secular
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Sunday schools, and were going to establish a Lib-
eral University. On the morning of Sunday, the
15th, the attendants at the Congress, out of courtesy
to the Spiritualist contingent, adjourned to Schil-
ler's Theater and heard a discourse by Mrs. Cora
L.V. Richmond. Putnam was reelected president,
and E.C. Reichwald, secretary.
Two distinguished visitors from England, George
William Foote, editor of the London Freethinker,
and Charles Watts, reached our shores on October
22, and the Freethinkers of New York gave them
a cordial reception at Chickering Hall on the Sun-
day night following their arrival. The addresses by
Henry Rowley, who presided, and of Putnam,
Watts, Foote, Ingersoll, and T.B. Wakeman were
stenographically reported in The Truth Seeker of
October 31. Watts and Foote were entertained by
the Drs. Foote in this city and at Larchmont Manor
and by the Ingersolls at Dobbs Ferry. They went
to Toronto for the convention of the Canadian Se-
cular Union, to Chicago to attend the congress of
the A.S.U. and Freethought Federation, and spoke
at the Liberal Club and the Brooklyn Philosophical
Association, besides Washington, Philadelphia and
other places. Mr. Watts had previously spent years
in America; it was Mr. Foote's first visit. I quote
my impressions of the editor of The Freethinker as
written down at the time:
Mr. G.W. Foote, president of the National Secular
Society of Great Britain, has been looking over New
York for several days previous to this writing, and New
Yorkers have looked over Mr. Foote during that time.
He has not told how our "institutions" impress him, but
if they stand the scrutiny as well as he does their perma-
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nence is in no danger. The word "imperturbable" de-
scribes him fairly. other Englishmen, I have observed,
are at times impatient. They are choleric or jolly as
the occasion may dispose. Foote is bland and humorous.
We were on the way to New Rochelle, N.Y., by rail to
visit the Paine monument. The weather should have been
pleasant but was not. As the train passed gloomily
through the land of melancholy days, somebody apologized
for the rain. Foote paid interested attention and re-
plied: "Well, you can't help it, you know," and then
composed himself for forty winks. You see, he might
have said "beastly," but he scored a point by not offering
that criticism.
But although oblivious or indifferent to what can't be
helped, and while he would not ostentatiously defy mete-
orology, Mr. Foote is obviously alert and curious. He
observes and inquires, and before he had said so at the
Chickering Hall reception, I had received the impression
that he would be more grateful for a fact imparted than
for a detailed expression of thought. He is quite candid.
His criticism of American ideas is that they are super-
ficial, and he has a right to that opinion, for America
has no thinker like Spencer, nor any observer like Darwin.
We don't encourage the domestic culture of that kind of
people on this continent, although we sometimes take
them "second-hand," as Wakeman says, from elsewhere,
If one of these "first-hard souls" should venture to be
born here, he would starve, or be stunted, or winter-killed
on his native soil. Our religions population has seen to
it faithfully that no Bradlaugh ever represented a con-
stituency in the national Congress.
Personally, Mr. Foote is handsomer than he looks --
that is, than he looks in any of his pictures. He would
be taken for a doctor, or at least a professor, for he
has the manner of the learned. He is cosmopolitan, and
might be a German or an American except for his speech,
which is United States with only occasional lapses into
English. He brought the necessary number of h's with
him and uses them in their appropriate connections. His
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dress is not peculiar. He is a man above nationality,
so far as I can judge. On all topics of interest he
is radical to the verge of reasonableness, and his thought
is trammeled only by obstructive facts. Wherever he may
go he will not attract attention as a "stranger in these
parts."
I heard Mr. Foote before the Manhattan Liberal
Club on "The Irreligion of Shakespeare." Mr.
Foote met Ingersoll and pronounced his personality
commensurate with his genius.
The Rev. T. DeWitt Talmage had been called
from Brooklyn to Washington, D.C. He took his
pulpit falsehoods with him and retold them. They
included the myth of Ethan Allen's advising his
daughter: "You had better take your mother's
religion."
Dr. W.A. Croffut temporarily disposed of that
yarn by writing Talmage a reply, printed by the
newspapers, in which the following paragraphs
occur:
"Around me as I write are trunks full of the literary
remains of Major-General Hitchcock, a distinguished
grandson of Ethan Allen, and in his written diary I
find this alleged incident repeated, with the following
words added:
"'I had often heard my mother speak of the death of
that sister, and remember having heard her say that she
attended her in her last moments, I desired to know
whether there was any foundation for the story. My
mother told me on two occasions that there was none what-
ever. I regard the story, therefore, as pure invention in
behalf of certain opinions to which my grandfather was
supposed to be unfriendly.'"
Talmage was a pulpit liar of more than common
versatility.
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In the summer, for a week's vacation, I went on
a fishing cruise with Capt. Silas Latham of Noank,
Conn., and wrote the story of the voyage for The
Truth Seeker. The Coast Seamen's Journal of San
Francisco, whose editor, Mr. McArthur, afterwards
went to Congress, reprinted the account and invited
me to become a contributor to his paper. Having
all the engagements I could handle, I turned the in-
vitation over to Morgan Robertson, who as we all
know had been a seaman. At that time, Robertson
had published no sea stories, but now he wrote one
and offered it to Editor McArthur in exchange for
a modest advertisement of his rhymed skit, "A Tale
of a Halo." The proposition not being accepted,
and Mr. Robertson having a story on his hands, he
submitted it to the editor of McClure's Magazine,
who gave him $200 for it and a commission to write
others.
The Johns Hopkins University at Baltimore an-
nounced the publication in the fall of a "recon-
structed" Bible under the direction of Prof. Paul
Haupt, who had been working on the scheme for
six years with groups of scholars in Europe and
America. The reconstructed Bible was to be at the
same time a new English translation embodying the
latest scholarship. The projectors outlined their
plan: "The attempt will be made to show at a glance
the net results of modern criticism upon every line
of every book of the Old Testament. This will be
done by printing the text in different colored back-
grounds; and the interpolations, additions, notes,
and comments and various changes that are believed
to have been made subsequently, will each be print-
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ed upon a background of a different color. It is
from this that the new translation gains its name
of the Polychrome Bible." Dodd, Mead & Com-
pany were selected as the publishers, and much was
expected of the new version. I became interested
and asked for Genesis, but that book had not ap-
peared in polychrome form. I doubt whether it
ever did appear. The first to come out was Eccle-
siastes, translated by Professor Haupt in 1896; the
next, Professor Cheyne's Isaiah. I waited until
1898 for Judges, by the Rev. G.F. Moore of An-
dover Theological Seminary, and another year for
Joshua, by the Rev. W.H. Bennett, London. The
production of the books must have been expensive,
for on some pages the variety of sources required
nearly all of the seven colors used, and in addition
to these italics, fullface, ecclesiastical, superior fig-
ures, and Greek letters were employed. Introduc-
tory and explanatory remarks and notes filled twice
as many pages as the text of Judges, and there were
maps and numerous illustrations. Limited sales
and want of popular interest in the scriptures
prevented the completion of the Old Testament
canon. Dr. Haupt found the public so ignorant and
dumb that in his haste he declared that the state
should make the study of the Bible compulsory -- in
which The Truth Seeker did not agree with him,
and said so.
One of the prominent Liberals who died during
the year 1896 was C.B. Reynolds, the veteran lec-
turer, at his home in Seattle, Wash., July 3. His
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death was caused by a fall from a swing in which
he was sitting while in McMinnville, Oregon,
whither he had been
called to deliver the
funeral address of an
old-time Liberal.
Concussion of the
brain resulted fatally
about a week after he
reached his home.
Mr. Reynolds was
born in New York in
1832. In 1868 he be-
came an Adventist
preacher. In the ear-
ly '80s he began de-
livering Freethought
C. B. REYNOLDS. lectures, having been
"converted" by reading the Boston Investigator
and The Truth Seeker. His career for the next few
years, including his prosecution in New Jersey for
blasphemy, has appeared in these pages. He lec-
tured eight months of 1889 in Walla Walla, Wash.
In 1892 he lectured for the Tacoma Secular Union.
Afterward, till the time of his death, he was speak-
er for the Secular Church of Portland, Oregon.
Reynolds was a man of character and courage and
culture, with an uncanny knowledge of scriptural
texts and ability to locate them; an always ready
speaker, a good friend and companion, an honest,
worthy, and sincere Freethinker.
Allen Pringle of Selby, Ont., president of the
Canadian Secular Union, died on the 22d of July
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at the age or 55 years. Mr. Pringle was a native
of the town of Richmond, born April 1, 1841. He
studied medicine but abandoned it for farming and
bee-keeping, and became the leading apiarian of On-
tario. Freethinkers attending the World's Fair at
Chicago in 1893 found him there in charge of the
honey exhibit for the Canadian government. He
was a student and a contributor to numerous news-
papers and magazines.
On December 11 came the tragedy of the year,
the death of Putnam by accident while in Boston.
He died poisoned by illuminating gas at 47 St. Bar-
tolph street. He had just returned from the Chi-
cago congress to fill lecture engagements in the
vicinity of Boston. His presence there coincided
with that of Miss May Collins, the Kentucky young
woman who had recently come into prominence as
a writer and speaker, and now had decided to try
lecturing in the North. Putnam that day visited
his sister Caroline in Boston; and took dinner, or
supper, with friends in Stoneham, one of the
friends being Moses Hull. Just after his 7 P.M.
arrival at No. 47 St. Bartolph street, the janitor of
the building traced an odor of gas to the rooms
where Putnam awaited Miss Collins's readiness to
accompany him to the theater. The bodies of both,
dressed for the street, were found on the floor.
The funeral of Putnam was held in Boston on
the 15th, L.K. Washburn pronouncing the eulogy.
They bore the body then to Forest Hill crematory.
Miss Collins was buried in her native state, Ken-
tucky. Mr. Charles Moore of the Blue Glass
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SAMUEL PORTER PUTNAM (1838-1896).
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Blade, who attended the funeral, said that the ad-
dress of Moses Kaufman, a Freethinker and friend
of the family, was beautiful; that "the beautiful
chapel of the most beautiful cemetery was comfort-
ably filled with representatives of our best society."
Miss Collins was but twenty years old, having been
born in Midway, Kentucky,, in 1876. She was intel-
lectually precocious and her writings were mature.
As the place where Putnam lodged while in
Boston was never discovered, the personal effects
he carried there were lost. His satchel contained
a collection of his poems that he was revising for
publication in a volume with my own. The Truth
Seeker had announced "The Poetry of Free-
thought," or Selected Poems of Putnam and Mac-
donald, and had booked columns of orders for the
work. But no one knows what became of Put-
nam's selections. His death caused the plan to be
abandoned. We were collaborating at the same
time on what we had determined should be the
great Freethought novel.
The life of Putnam was a perpetual protest
against puritanism. I never heard criticism of him
on any other score. He was a man of scholarship,
ability, eloquence, sensibility, honor; a tremendous
and tireless worker. As a lecturer he traveled more
than one hundred thousand miles and spoke in all
but four states of the Union. The names of the
leading Freethinkers living during the twenty years
of his labors will be found in the reports of his
work that he communicated to Freethought and
The Truth Seeker. He was 58 years old when he
died. ...
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The farewell dinner to G.W. Foote and Charles
Watts, at the end of their stay in America, took
place at the Hotel Marlborough, New York, on the
evening of December 15. Dr. E.B. Foote presided.
The guests numbered sixty. The Liberals, owing
to Putnam's death, were not inclined to anything
festive. It was a funeral. Young Dr. Foote, re-
sponding to a toast to "The American Secular
Union," whose president (Putnam) had just died,
nearly broke down. L.G. Reed spoke on "Decay-
ing Dogmas," Watts on "Waning Orthodoxy,"
Wakeman on "The New Religion," Henry Rowley
on "Our Departing Guests." I made my theme
"The Departed Guest" and talked of Putnam, the
partner and "pard," the 'poet, the orator, the man
of intellectual gifts, the comrade, my friend "Sam."
And I read a poem I had composed entitled "The
Spot Where He Made One." I had written it with
a feeling of resentment that some of Putnam's
friends, suffering from the timidity complex, were
saying, "Let us wait for all the facts, before ren-
dering judgment." The presumption of them, I
thought, to judge Putnam! In one of my stanzas
I acquitted him of any such righteousness as that:
Too well I know you for my heart to hold
One doubt that had your sudden fate been mine,
Though hatred, malice, circumstance combine
With voice of forsworn friendship to malign;
If I, as you, lay in obstruction cold,
Then would one thought, one pen and voice ring true
In memory of this friend who mourns for you.
Disclaiming the ability to add a leaf to his laurels,
I said in other stanzas:
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Since each of all the immemorial dead
Hath found his eulogist, an advocate
To plead the virtues common to the great,
How shall I now some tribute fresh create --
What paean is unsung, what word unsaid?
I can but echo oft-renewed acclaim,
Ancient as death, and evermore the same.
Yet let me wish that those hid hands which guide
The way we tread on -- which do leave or take,
Which do this life reject, or that one make
Rich in great actions for the whole world's sake --
Might deem mine worthy to be so applied
That it abound with service to mankind,
And like your own leave fruitful deeds behind.
And so close the Memoirs for the year 1896.
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CHAPTER VIII.
FOR many weeks in 1897 The Truth Seeker
was an In Memoriam for S.P. Putnam.
Countless letters came, with many poems,
some of them good. I remember how one by Anna
Pritchard, which George Long illustrated with an
impressive mourning group, and another by Shar-
lot Hall, surprised me by their excellence. I had
not before heard of either writer. Sharlot Hall
kept Putnam's death in mind for many a year and
sent other poems for the anniversaries of it. Evi-
dently Miss Hall was not without honor in her own
country, since she was afterwards chosen to be poet
laureate for one of the Western states. The Free-
thought societies held memorial meetings and the
demand for a Memorial Volume to Putnam, as well
as to Miss Collins, who had "added the name of a
Kentuckian to the roll of the thinkers of the world,"
was general. I prepared the volume with the help
of the Collins family and Putnam's sister Caroline.
Putnam's life after the year 1879 has made a
part of this story. He was born July 23, 1838, in
Chichester, N.H., his father being a minister. Af-
ter attending common schools and the Academy in
Pembroke, he entered Dartmouth in 1858. In 1861
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he enlisted as a private in the Fourth New York
Heavy Artillery. In 1863 he took rank as captain
of Company K, Twentieth United States Colored
Infantry. The next year he had a call to preach the
gospel and resigned. He then took three years in
the theological seminary in Chicago; was married in
1867 to Miss Louise Howell. After preaching in
two orthodox pulpits, at DeKalb and Malta, Illinois,
he joined the Unitarians, occupying pulpits at
Toledo, Ohio; North Platte and Omaha, Neb., and
at Northfield, Mass. In 1885, upon her application,
and in default of his appearance to oppose, a
divorce was granted Mrs. Putnam. Two children,
Henry Howell and Grace, remained in the care of
the mother. For a half dozen years he had been
writing and speaking for Freethought, and in 1884
was made secretary of the National Liberal League
when Ingersoll was elected president. His subse-
quent history has been told.
A discussion, part serious but mainly funny, fol-
lowed a sermon by the Rev. Dr. Lyman Abbott, the
successor of Henry Ward Beecher in the Plymouth
pulpit, Brooklyn, in which the preacher moved his
congregation to laughter by preaching on Jonah
and the whale. He gave what looked like a critical
commentary on the myth by saying that the book of
Jonah "was written as a piece of satirical fiction, to
satirize the narrowness of certain Jewish prophets."
As The Sun had pronounced Dr. Abbott an Infidel
for rejecting the Jonah story, so unmistakably
vouched for by Jesus Christ (Matthew xii, 39), it
printed a letter from myself stating that Dr. Abbott
was an Infidel to the same degree as Paine, whose
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words he appeared to have borrowed, since Paine
had said of the Jonah book: "It is more probable ...
that it has been written as a fable, to expose the
nonsense and satirize the vicious and malignant
character of a Bible prophet or a predicting priest."
The Sun deigned or feigned to take the matter
seriously. In an editorial Mr. Dana gravely said:
'Our correspondents who discuss the case of Dr.
Abbott have no conception of the tremendous revo-
lution in sentiment of which it is a symptom. All
the Infidelity of past periods has been of no conse-
quence as compared with the present Infidelity, of
which, for the moment, he has made himself the ex-
ample. It is an Infidelity which strikes at the super-
natural basis on which Christianity rests, and there-
fore relegates the religion of Christendom to the
position of mere mythology and fallible human
philosophy."
The Times-Herald (publication place not identi-
fied) made the following metrical remark:
"The Reverend Lyman Abbott says of Jonah and the whale
That he's looked the fish all over, and be can't indorse
the tale."
The discussion, which became widespread, was
dismissed from The Truth Seeker with a quotation
from Dr. Abbott a few years earlier when he had
declared: "Christ gave his personal sanction to the
account of this miracle, which, more than any other
in the Old Testament, has been subjected to criti-
cism and even ridicule. We must either accept the
Old Testament history of this miracle, or believe
that Jesus was a deceiver or was himself deceived."
President McKinley called a certain Judge Mc-
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Kenna from California to a place in his cabinet as
attorney-general, thereby causing severe criticism
to be leveled at him by the Protestants of his party.
I note the remark in The Truth Seeker that the
objectors appear to be oblivious to the weighty prin-
ciple that "when an archbishop of the Catholic
church consents to throw his influence to the side
of a candidate, he does not do it without some assur-
ance that the claims of his church will be recognized
in the event of the candidate's election." The arch-
bishop alluded to was Ireland, who delivered the
goods.
Daniel Lamont, secretary of war in Cleveland's
cabinet, had given the Catholic church permission to
erect a cathedral on the West Point military reser-
vation. His successor, General Alger, confirmed the
gift, and then to the surprise and consternation of
Tom Watson, who was running an A.P.A. paper,
the Roman Catholic Attorney-General, Judge Mc-
Kenna, nipped the scheme at this stage by pronounc-
ing the grant unconstitutional, although it had been
extended to provide building sites for churches of
all denominations. Later President McKinley
nominated Attorney-General McKenna to be an as-
sociate justice of the Supreme Court of the United
States. Though some of the judge's colleagues of
the California bench protested that his legal attain-
ments did not fit him for the place, he was confirmed
by the Senate and took his seat in 1898.
While the public debated the proposed church
grab at West Point, Senator Gallinger of New
Hampshire introduced a measure described as an
"amendment," as follows:
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"Article XVI. -- Neither Congress nor any state shall pass
any law respecting an establishing of religion, or prohibit-
ing the free exercise thereof, or use the property or credit
of the United States, or of any state, or any money raised
by taxation, or authorize either to be used, for the purpose
of founding, maintaining, or aiding, by appropriation, pay-
ment of services, expense, or otherwise, any church, re-
ligious denomination or religious society, or any institu-
tion, society, or undertaking, which is wholly or in part
under sectarian or ecclesiastical control."
The amendment got as far as the Senate Commit-
tee on Judiciary. Later, we shall see, the substance
of it was enacted as a United States statute, March
3, 1897, to the provisions of which not the slightest
attention has since been paid either by Congress or
state legislatures.
Concerning Brann's Iconoclast, Waco, Texas,
The Truth Seeker said editorially: "We have never
regarded anything that Brann might say, on any
subject whatever, as worthy a moment's notice."
Brann (if I may anticipate history) came to a
bad end on the first day of April, 1898, being shot
and mortally wounded by Tom E. Davis of Waco,
a business man who had said he should be driven
from town for his attack on the Baptist University.
It was a street fight and Davis was also slain.
Alleged rightful heirs of Stephen Girard gave
notice that a move would be made for the restora-
tion to them of property which Girard, dying in
1831, had bequeathed to Philadelphia for the estab-
lishment of a college from which religion and
preachers should be excluded. At the time of his
death, Gerard's heirs tried to break his will because
it was unchristian. Now they were attacking the
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college trustees for not carrying out the will in the
unchristian way prescribed by the testator. They
had a strong case, if hopeless, for the systematic
perversion of Gerard's gift to the uses of religion by
those who have had the management of the college
is a scandal. In May, 1897, the city of Philadelphia
unveiled a statue to Gerard's memory. United
States District-Attorney James M. Beck, the orator
of the day, said of Girard: "What his religious con-
victions were no one will ever know." The fact of
Girard's having been a Freethinker is never men-
tioned in the college. The pupils are taught re-
ligion, but the religion of the founder is concealed
from them.
The case of J.B. Wise of Kansas, who had been
in the meshes of the law for two years, reached its
quietus in The Truth Seeker of January 30, 1897.
Wise had used a postal card to convey to the Rev.
Mr. Vennum of Clay city the twelfth verse of the
thirty-sixth chapter of Isaiah. The scripture was
adjudged to be obscene and Wise on conviction fined
fifty dollars, which, with the costs of his defense,
was paid by Truth Seeker readers.
From Florida the Mental Scientist, Helen Wil-
mans, spread her philosophy through a publication
she called "Freedom." Mrs. Wilmans ultimately
was charged with false pretenses and her business
broken up. For a time she was a promising rival
of Mrs. Eddy, who chose the word Christian instead
of Mental to qualify her science.
The present editor of the London Freethinker,
Mr. C. Cohen, first was introduced to the readers of
The Truth Seeker as one of the National Secular
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Society's speakers who had been warned off
Chatham Lines because of a disturbance raised by
"a handful of ill-bred Christians."
Governor Bradley of Kentucky vetoed the ap-
pointment of a chaplain by the legislature -- an iso-
lated example, too ideally honorable to be emulated
by other governors.
The presidential chair of Leland Stanford Uni-
versity came near being taken from under its occu-
pant, David Starr Jordan, following his remarks
before the Unitarian Society of Berkeley, where he
said:
"Stimulants produce temporary insanity. Whiskey, co-
caine, and alcohol bring temporary insanity, and so does
a revival of religion, one of those religious revivals in
which men lose all their reason and self-control. This is
simply a form of drunkenness not more worthy of respect
than the drunkenness which lies in the gutters."
The ministers of California united in a demand
upon the Methodist Mrs. Stanford, widow of the
founder of the University, for the removal of Dr.
Jordan. Rumors were about that he would be fired,
but they died down and he stayed.
The ministers of Washington, D.C., procured
the adoption of police rules prohibiting newsboys
from selling papers on the street on Sunday. The
Washington Secular League, of which D. Webster
Groh, Dr. W.A. Croffut and Gen. William Birney
were active members, took the part of the boys and
provided them with counsel and bail when arrested.
The boys became attendants at the meetings of the
League, fifty of them being present to hear Dr.
Croffut's lecture for their benefit.
Ingersoll's lectures in 1897 drew record crowds.
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In both Boston and New York he packed houses as
they had never been packed before. Representative
Keliher of Massachusetts placed before the legisla-
ture a bill "to stop Bob Ingersoll from lecturing Sun-
day evenings if possible." Elijah A. Morse of that
state, and of Rising Sun Stove-Polish fame, who
when in Congress championed the God-in-the-Con-
stitution amendment, wrote an article for the Chi-
cago Christian Citizen proposing that the sale of
Ingersoll's books be prohibited by law.
"There can be no such thing as personal liberty in
civilized society," said True Reform, a Prohibition
paper. The editor was a prophet. Destruction of
the personal liberty delusion preceded the adoption
of the eighteenth amendment to the Constitution,
the establishment of collectivism in Russia, and the
election of Mussolini to be dictator in Italy.
Henry Addis, a son of discontent, published in
Portland, Oregon, his paper called The Firebrand.
With him were associated Abner J. Pope and Abe
Isaak. All three were arrested in October, '97, for
alleged violation of the postal statutes, the charge
being indecency and literary incendiarism. Pope, a
man 74 years old, a Quaker and Spiritualist, wel-
comed the martyrdom. Offered his liberty if he
would agree to appear for trial, he refused to treat
with his captors. Addis and Isaak gave bail. The
Firebrand was anarchist-communist in sentiment.
The list of Liberal papers of 1997 included The
Freethought Ideal of Kansas. The officers of the
Kansas State Freethought Association for 1897
were Mrs. Etta Semple, President, and Miss Laura
Knox, secretary-treasurer.
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The Freethinkers of Salt Lake City, Utah, organ-
ized as The Free Lance Society, with Alexander
Rogers as president and a constitution embracing
the Nine Demands. Plans were laid to establish a
Church of This World with Dr. N.F. Ravlin of
California as minister. Ravlin was a Spiritualist
and Rationalist who had renounced the Baptist
pulpit.
The cartoons by Watson Heston, with which The
Truth Seeker had been illustrated for some years,
were discontinued in February. With Mr. Hes-
ton's salary added, the illustrations were burden-
some at a time when The Truth Seeker was raising
a Sustaining Fund for itself under the head of
"The Helping Hand." Probably half of the read-
ers, with whom the pictures had never been popu-
lar, were satisfied to see them dropped out, while
others lamented.
Percy Fitzhugh, a writer of stories for boys, who
jumped into popularity with "Mohawk Trail," got
some practice by writing articles for The Truth
Seeker. Six of them appeared in 1897.
The Freethought societies announcing regular
meetings at the close of 1897 were the Manhattan
Liberal Club, the Brooklyn Philosophical Associa-
tion, the Friendship Liberal Club (Philadelphia),
the Chicago Liberal League (Mrs. Zela Stevens,
lecturer), the Washington (D.C.) Secular League,
the Ohio Liberal Society (Cincinnati), the Free-
thinkers' Association of Manchester, N.H., and
Liberal Associations at Springfield and Lowell,
Mass. Ingersoll and Remsburg were publishing
lecture engagements, and Steiner was in the field
146 FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT [1897
looking for dates. Mrs. Mattie P. Krekel also of -
fered her services to Liberal societies.
Atrocity stories that began coming from Cuba
early in the year were unsuspiciously printed. They
prepared the public mind for the war with Spain
and the occupation of Cuba.
The season for the annual congress of the
American Secular Union and Freethought Federa-
tion having arrived, and there being only the mem-
ory of Putnam instead of his living voice for an
inspiration, and none to take the lead in making
the arrangements, the editor of The Truth Seeker
assumed the responsibility and hired Harriman
Hall, New York, for the meetings (Nov. 19-21).
Judge C.B. White of Chicago, acting president,
issued the call. Liberals came from far away, and
those of New York got together. The women
trimmed the stage with bunting, flowers and ban-
ners, the American colors predominating, while the
Freethinkers of a dozen European countries were
represented by their flags. On an easel in the midst
stood a large portrait of Putnam.
Prof. Daniel T. Ames, editor of The Penman's
Journal, took the chair. I note among those pres-
ent "Putnam Foote Macdonald and parents." That
was our second son, and as he was born on the 17th
of February of the then current year, it was his
first attendance at a congress. We named him for
Samuel P. Putnam and our good friend, Dr. E.B.
Foote, Senior.
Moncure Daniel Conway, the biographer of
Paine, spoke at this congress. So did W.A. Crof-
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fut of Washington, and numbers of the regulars,
for the Manhattan Liberal Club met with us. Mr.
James F. Morton, who talked about Massachusetts
Sunday laws, may be singled out as the survivor of
those who addressed the assemblage. It was at this
congress that John Hutchinson, last of the famous
Hutchinson family of singers, appeared. He gave
a brief address, and then, accompanying himself on
the piano, sang "One Hundred Years Hence."
There I met for the first and only time Charles
Chilton Moore, editor of The Blue Grass Blade,
Lexington, Kentucky. The officers elected for the
ensuing year were: President, John E. Remsburg;
vice-presidents, W.A. Croffutt, T.B. Wakeman,
Franklin Steiner, and Susan H. Wixon; secretary,
E.C. Reichwald; treasurer Otto Wettstein. The
report is given in The Truth Seeker for Novem-
ber 27, 1897.
Charles Anderson Dana, editor of The Sun, died
October 18. Mr. Dana, born in Hinsdale, New
Hampshire, August 8, 1819, was 78 years old. Be-
sides reaching the top of the editorial profession, he
made himself acquainted with most phases of social,
industrial, and religious reforms, and had been as
many kinds of a "crank" as any other man. While
something of a cynic, after his various disillusion-
ments, he still appeared to have retained a certain
sympathy for reformers of the unpopular kind.
The Truth Seeker, on the occasion of his death,
acknowledged that, in its more or less rocky career,
it assuredly had been indebted to Mr. Dana for
"brave words spoken at the right time." He kept
his columns open to the expression of radical
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thought and to defense of the liberty of the press.
I do not remember who passed to me the following
observation on Mr. Dana; it might have been Ste-
phen Pearl Andrews, who also was from Hinsdale,
and knew Mr. Dana long and well (as an antago-
nist). I quote: "They say that many years ago (it
must have been before the Civil War), when the
Hon. Elizur Wright, several times president of the
National Liberal League, was running an orthodox
paper called The Chronotype, in Boston, he em-
ployed Dana as his assistant editor, and that dur-
ing Mr. Wright's temporary absence Dana wrote
an editorial treating of hell as a myth, thus provok-
ing Mr. Wright to wrath and securing Mr. Dana
his walking-papers."
Henry George was but 58 when he sustained an
attack of apoplexy, as the papers reported, and
passed away at the Union Square Hotel, New York,
on the morning of October 29. He had delivered
an address on the previous evening. The Truth
Seeker quoted several eulogies of George, includ-
ing that of Dr. McGlynn, who said the world would
love and revere his name when the names of Presi-
dents were only historic allusions. As I like best
my own eulogy of Mr. George, I will quote from it:
"When hereafter I shall recall Henry George to mind,
I prefer to remember him by his last speech, made the
night before his death, when be said:
"'I am opposed to all things which conflict with the
liberty of this people. I believe in freedom of thought and
speech and trade. I believe in the freedom of men and
the affairs of men as far as one man does not overstep the
rights of another.'
"On that rock [I wrote] mankind, emancipated from
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religious and political superstition, will some day stand
with Henry George; and it will furnish the material for
his enduring monument."
Three lines announcing the death of James G.
Clark, poet and singer, were utilized as a "filler" at
the foot of a column in the paper for October 16.
Mr. Clark died in Pasadena, California, the 18th of
September. I presume that nowhere will be
found so much of an obituary as I made up for him
later, and published October 30. I had known of
him all my life, and then about 1892 I saw him in
Washington state where rolls the Snohomish.
He must have been past 80.
W.J. Freeman, of Stockton, California, pioneer
and one of the old Guard of the Pacific Coast, died
June 21.
The light that was Henry Morehouse Taber,
Freethinker and author, went out on December 24.
Mr. Taber died at his home in New York at the
age of 72. His book, "Faith or Fact," had ap-
peared earlier in the year. It comprised articles he
had contributed to the Liberal periodicals.
My oldest boy, Eugene, born in San Francisco
in 1890, was now of school age. I recorded his
progress from time to time. This is the December
report:
"As I have mentioned before, a small scion of
my family is attending the public school. He has
received some instruction at home, and I am not
going to say he has forgotten any of it; neverthe-
less, when I endeavor to ascertain what he has ad-
ded to the original stock, my research is unreward-
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ed, as I view results. His 'vaccinate' (compulsory)
he took with him as a condition of admittance to
the mysteries of learning. In a few days he had a
morning hymn at the end of his tongue, which he
sings at home because his parents have disapproved
of his singing it in school. I may here say that his
experience as a pupil of the city has had a surpris-
ing effect upon his conduct. Obliged as he is to be
in order five hours per diem, he refuses to restrain
himself at other times. Having brought home each
day a Good Boy ticket, with a big blue blanket-ticket
every Friday night to cover the whole week, he de-
posits these certificates of behavior and abandons
himself to making things hum. Reproof is met with
the argument that a boy must be bad some of the
time. To his repertory of hymns he has subjoined
"America" and a fugitive piece setting forth that
all things that are wonderful, likewise things which
are great, or even small, the Lord has made them.
Add to these the Lord's prayer, in his version of
which 'deliver us from evil' comes out as 'vivvers
ferneevers,' while another familiar part is rendered
'furvivers our lets as we forget our letters.' I have
not corrected him -- his rendering is authentic as
any.
"So much he has acquired of a literary nature.
His latest catch is the measles, contracted at school,
to which he may not return until January, 1898.
Here, then, is the record for nine weeks: One bad
case of vaccination; three hymns; a corrupted ver-
sion of the Lord's Prayer, and a case of the measles.
He blandly informs his mother that he is learning
to swear."
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If the parents could have looked forward to what
was to happen to the boys twenty years later they
might have been worried. Eugene passed his ex-
aminations with A marks through grammar and
high schools, got his ribbon and his letter in ath-
letics, edited a department of the Bulletin, was a
"math shark" and president of the "math" section,
was class historian, was recommended by his
teachers to the high school Alumni, who staked him
for entrance to the Massachusetts Institute of Tech-
nology, where he won a scholarship and a degree,
and remained a year after graduation as assistant
instructor; enlisted three years later as private in
the Eleventh Engineers, A.E.F., saw fighting in
France, participated in several major operations,
was promoted to be captain, was sent into occupied
territory to superintend public service in a German
town, acquired a speaking acquaintance with two
languages, and on his return home unscathed, fell
upon the field of matrimony, August, 1919. Since
then several conspicuous bridges have been con-
structed in part according to marks that he has
made on paper. His vision of the future, I believe,
is a competency won by hard work, and then teach-
ing in the later years. The boy Putnam, who took
his parents to the Liberal Congress held the year
of his birth, enlisted in the navy before he was of
age, served on ships in the Suicide Lane between
Cardiff and Brest, where few vessels won through
because of the Kaiser's submarines, was prostrated
with the "flu" at the latter port, and came home a
skeleton, after long hospitalization, deaf in one ear
from gunfire, with a case of established tubercu-
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losis, now happily arrested. Electricity is his line.
Married? An idle question.
If the boys sprouted no wings, they sow no
wild oats. for all the sins wherewith the face of
their sire is illuminated when he remembers and
laments them, they never took to liquor or tobacco,
wine or beer, or even tea and coffee till they went
overseas where water is worse. Their estate is that
of the natural man, negative to piety, and their
moral code is as religionless as the pagan puritan-
ism of Mark Twain. I never asked why ministers,
whose business is the selling of religion, should in-
sist on the necessity of it in the education of the
young. The public men and educators who write
uncompensated testimonials to its efficacy are more
of a puzzle. If it pays them, how do they collect?
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CHAPTER IX.
TWO major church-government scandals came
into the record for 1898 -- the Methodist
Steal South and the alienation of govern-
ment land to the churches.
The Methodist Book Concern of Nashville, Ten-
nessee, presented a claim of $288,000 for damage
to its property through occupation by Union troops
during the Civil War. The concern was Southern
in sympathy. No one denied its disloyalty to the
Union. Despite this, Congress allowed its ficti-
tious claim for damages and voted to pay the
Methodist Church South the whole of the sum de-
manded. The steal met with opposition in the
Senate, which had once referred it to the Court
of Claims, and the Court of Claims turned it down.
The Truth Seeker called on Liberals to make their
protest to the Senate, saying:
"The grounds on which the robbery is to be opposed are
that the Methodist Church South was a disloyal body;
that its claim to indemnity is no stronger than that of
any private citizen of the South in sympathy with the
Confederacy; and that payment will open the way for sim-
ilar demands now on file, which, according to a statement
made in the House, aggregate more than nineteen millions
of dollars."
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The Senate passed the bill, McKinley signed it,
and then came a rehearing. The public learned now
that the revival of the measure was the work of an
attorney, a Tennessee claim agent named E.B.
Stahlman, who had undertaken to see it through
for a commission of $100,800. Stahlman had re-
ceived his commission as soon as the claim was paid
by the government.
Methodism became a synonym for falsification.
The lies told worked injury to the survivors of the
wrecked battleship Maine. Congress was debating
an indemnity for these men, when Mr. Boutelle pro-
posed that each of them should present his claim.
This followed:
"The debate on Mr. Boutelle's bill gave an opening for
Mr. Steele of Indiana to deliver an awful jab at the
Methodist church, though it was a shameful reflection on
Uncle Sam's tars. Mr. Cannon of Illinois had prudently
suggested that to allow the survivors of the Maine to state
the amount of their loss might tempt the men to overvalue
their outfits, whereupon Mr. Sims of Tennessee desired to
know if the crew were to be charged with dishonesty in
advance; and it was then that Mr. Steele ventured to re-
mark: 'They are no purer than the Methodist Book
Concern.'"
The College of Bishops of the Methodist Epis-
copal Church South issued a statement saying that
"as the bill was passed, in the latest judgment if
Congress, on misleading statements and recommen-
dations, the Methodist Book Concern would refund
the whole amount appropriated by Congress." That
only added another lie. Half of the amount had
passed into the hands of Stahlman and the crooks
associated with him, including, it was believed, one
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or two of the senators. Instead of returning the
money, or recommending that it be returned, a com-
mittee of ministers "vindicated" the good name of
the Book Concern's agents.
The Truth Seeker was virtually alone in pointing
out the progress of this piece of rascality step by
step. I got the facts from The Congressional Rec-
ord, received daily through the courtesy of Repre-
senatative William Sulzer,. of New York, who, I
observed, voted for the steal.
The church-government steal I have referred to
as the second one in the record of 1898 was the
giving of property of the United States to the
Catholic and other denominations for chapels.
Attorney-General McKenna having declared uncon-
stitutional the attempted alienation, by Secretaries
of War Lamont and Alger, of a building site for
a Catholic chapel at West Point, a Catholic mem-
ber of Congress introduced a special bill for that
purpose, and it was carried. Of course the law
was equally as unconstitutional as the gift without
warrant of law, but it went through and became
effective. When other sects complained of favor-
itism shown the Church of Rome, Secretary Alger,
on the strength of the new legislation, threw open
the reservation at West Point to all denominations
and invited them to erect their chapels there in the
name of "freedom of worship." The government
also began the expenditure of large sums for the
erection of chapels and churches at the homes for
old soldiers, placing them under ecclesiastical con-
trol.
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These proceedings involved the same violation
of the Constitution and the United States statute
that the drys might complain of were the govern-
ment to grant some corporation the privilege of
erecting and maintaining a liquor saloon on one or
many of the reservations.
The first amendment to the Constitution denies to
Congress or government the power to establish any
religion. A United States statute designed to give
force to this amendment even as the Volstead act
puts teeth into the eighteenth, was enacted, I believe,
in 1897. It runs:
"And it is hereby declared to be the policy of the Gov-
ernment of the United States to make no appropriation of
money or property for the purpose of founding, maintain-
ing, or aiding by payment for services, expenses, or other-
wise, any church or religious denomination, or any insti-
tution or society which is under sectarian or ecclesiastical
control; and it is hereby enacted that after the 30th day
of June, 1898, no money appropriated for charitable pur-
poses in the District of Columbia shall be paid to any
church or religious denomination, or to any institution or
society which is under sectarian or ecclesiastical control."
The statute has been as ineffective in stopping
ecclesiastical raiders as the amendment it enforces
had been without it. The law and the amendment
have been flouted by Congress and the courts, and
the ecclesiastical bootlegging continues.
At 2 o'clock in the morning, May 25, 1898, a
drunken man in New York fell against an iron
fence and cut his face so that from the station
house, where the police brought him, he was taken
to Roosevelt Hospital. The doctor wrote him
down: "Lacerated wound in cheek; acute alcohol-
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ism. He had been booked as Adolph Karol, and
allowed to go to sleep when the laceration had been
attended to. On waking be asked that reporters
be excluded while he told his right name; but he
was too late. The reporters had been there and
recognized him as Sir Joseph Philippe Adolphe
Rene Caror;, M.P., P.C., Q.C., Knight Commander
of Michael and St. George, Lord of the Ionian
Isles, ex-Minister of Militia and Defense, ex-
Minister of Railways, and ex-Postmaster-General,
Ottawa, P.Q. That is to say, this "casual," picked
up from the street in New York and booked as a
common drunk, was the Sir Adolphe Caron,
Canadian Postmaster-General, who had excluded
The Truth Seeker from the mails of his country.
The account appeared in The Truth Seeker under
the head of "A Knight's Night Out." He had
come to New York to celebrate the queen's birth-
day. I wondered whether, if we could have caught
him at the right moment, we might not have got the
excluding order rescinded by appealing from
Philippe sober to Philippe drunk.
During the year I edited, with Introduction and
Notes, a Presentation Edition of Paine's "Age of
Reason," Part I being based on a unique Paris edi-
tion of 1794, a copy of which had come into my
hands in a pleasant way. This copy, outwardly
stained and defaced, had been the property of a
certain James J. Jordan, who kept a saloon at Sev-
enth street and Hall place, adjacent to the meat
store where I purchased my family supplies. Mr.
Jordan bought it at a book stand, and having pe-
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rused it, recommended it to me as something worth
my notice. When I saw the imprint, "Paris, printed
for Barrois, senior," ... "second year of the
French Republic, one and indivisible," I agreed
with him that it was worth noticing, and at a later
time,, in lieu of accepting a Bottle with the com-
pliments of the season, I inquired whether he
would not consider giving me his "Age of Rea-
son" for Christmas. He appeared relieved, and
hastily withdrawing the proffered gift handed me
the book.
I was persuaded that this was the correct edi-
tion of the "Age of Reason"; the proof, perhaps,
had been read by Paine himself; and thereupon
various other editions were diligently compared
and revised by me, including Moncure D. Con-
way's, published by the Putnams. At his request
I showed him the errors and departures that had
taken place between 1794 and the year his was
published. Few were serious, but the least of then)
troubled him. He magnanimously complimented
the Presentation Edition as the best that had ever
been printed.
From Paris, Dec. 27, 1898, he wrote: "DEAR SIR:
I have received the new edition of the 'Age of Rea-
son' which I ordered, and consider it not only the
most artistic book by Paine ever manufactured, ex-
ternally, but intrinsically an invaluable contribution
to Paine literature." The letter gave me a sense
of considerable importance and great pleasure; and
if I have made too much of it, I can only inquire
again what there is better than that a man should
rejoice in his own works.
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The authorities on purity pronounced unmailable
"The Old and the New Ideal," a book by Emil F.
Ruedebusch, of Maysville, Wisconsin, and held the
author, under a two-thousand-dollar bond. Later
Mr. Ruedebusch paid a fine of $1,200 and served a
day in jail. It was a harmless book, decently and
correctly written. I wrote of it then: "I would
rather see my boy reading it than smoking cigarets
or drinking beer. I should say the same if the
hopeful were a girl, adding that it were better for
both to be convinced by it than to join the Chris-
tian Endeavorers. If this son of mine would agree
to forgo Fourth of July firecrackers on condition
that he might peruse the pages of 'The Old and the
New Ideal,' I should close the bargain with him at
once."
I am not a believer in "private" reading for man,
woman, or child. The Bible has always been ac-
cessible to my boys; so has every other book in my
library. They have had my consent to read any-
thing they chose provided that, avoiding secrecy,
they would bring it to the common reading table
and under the family lamp.
In London, England, there flourished at this date
a Legitimation League which had bestowed the
honor of its presidency on Lillian Harman of
America. In the spring of 1898 Capt. Robert C.
Adams, American by residence, in an address before
the League told how many victims the delusion
known as comstockery found in this country, and
his British listeners were horrified, as they well
might be. Sarcastic comments were offered about
our boasted liberty, and allusion made to the sinis-
160 FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT [1898
ter significance of the stripes upon our flag as du-
plicated by the stripes on citizens in the penitentiary
for exercising the freedom of the press. The
Legitimists asked Captain Adams to tell his coun-
trymen, on his return, how much more liberty was
enjoyed by a British subject than by an American
sovereign; and in other language they rubbed it into
Captain Adams pretty hard. But they did not fool
Lillian Harman, who soon thereafter wrote from
London: "There is more liberty in the United States
than here, though that is saying very little." And
Lillian was right, for just after the Legitimists had
reviled us American sovereigns through Captain
Adams, their own secretary, George Bedborough,
was arrested for selling a book by Havelock Ellis
that American comstockery has never molested!
There are people in England still, including George
Bernard Shaw, who imagine that the thing called
comstockery originated in this country and has not
operated over there. The contrary is the fact. It
began there with the suppression of Paine's "Age
of Reason," never prosecuted here. We got our
Puritans from England, but some stayed home and
are still active. I think their record worse in Eng-
land than in America.
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"As always, it will be inquired whether, on the whole,
polygamy is a more serious offense against moral
sanity than the celibacy, miscalled chastity, prac-
ticed by the Catholic clergy; and attention will be called
to the domestic wrecks strewing the trail of the Protestant
clergy from one end of the country to the other. Some
will say, as they have said before, that they would as soon
see their daughter in the home of a polygamist as in a
nunnery or a house of assignation. There are more mis-
tresses in New York than plural wives in Utah, more
mistresses here than there would be plural wives if polyg-
amy were one of our state institutions; and they are
supported by Christians."
(In The Truth Seeker, probably of 1897, I came
upon a statement by a pious lady reformer who
was starting a new society to improve morals, to the
effect that fifty per cent of the churchmen in New
York, who were wealthy enough to afford to do so,
were keeping secondary wives and paying their
rent.)
Congressman-elect Roberts from Utah had not
prepared himself in advance to meet the opposition
to his taking his seat among the good and virtuous
members of Congress, and was therefore chucked
out. The Mormons came back later with Reed
Smoot, who was fortified by preliminary researches
among senators to ask why a Mormon should be ex-
cluded for having more than one woman. He was
never called upon to expand his argument.
An author so disposed might write an entertain-
ing and informative book on the phenomena taking
place this year of 1898 in the Spanish-American
War. Secretary of War Alger continued to mani-
fest the concern characteristic of him that the
churches and ministers should get theirs. As an
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administrator he was simply rotten, and his mis-
management of detention camps cost twice as many
lives as the fighting.
The Catholic priests of all foreign nations were
inimical to the United States. This included the
pope, who was obliged to stand idly by while one
of the last of the officially Catholic countries of the
first class got licked. Our Archbishop Corrigan at
the time was expecting soon to wear the red hat of
a cardinal, but never got it. The priests of Mexico
inflamed their followers against the United States.
When Spain sent troops to Cuba, the pope "like
a new Moses," as the Archbishop of Damascus
phrased it, "had raised his hand toward heaven and
was praying that the angel of victory might accom-
pany the Spanish army."
Our warship the Maine, lying at anchor in Ha-
vana Harbor, had been blown up on the night of
February 15, and on March 8 Congress appropriated
fifty millions for national defense.*
ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
*Feeling against Spain for her treatment of Cuba had
run high for many years, particularly during the Ten
Years War, 1868-78. Midway in this, viz., in '73 the
Virginius massacre which cost the lives of American citi-
zens, intensified the anger. The Cuban War for Inde-
pendence, 1895-98, added fresh fuel. The treatment of
the Cubans in the concentration camps, with pictures of
the starved "reconcentrados" made Spain's name anathema.
The Maine was lying in Havana Harbor on a "friendly
call." That was the official explanation. Really, trouble
was brewing and she was there to keep order. Cuba and
Spain were at war, but Spain and the United States were
officially at peace, though the United States had made
suggestion. -- B.R.
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President McKinley suggested to Spain that she
get out of Cuba, but received no answer, and the
United States declared war. Dewey took Manila,
capital of the Philippines, Sunday, May 1, and
fighting lasted all summer. Many Truth Seeker
readers bore a part, most conspicuously G.H.
Purdy of Dewey's flagship Olympia -- an old man-
o'-war-man, a survivor of the days of wooden ships
and iron men. The newspapers reported that as
Dewey's ships entered the harbor and the guns were
pointed, a stentorian voice shouted: "Remember the
Maine!" That was Purdy's. "Remember the
Maine" was the slogan of the war. The attack on
Manila had been set for May 3, but Purdy, who was
captain of the hold, an old-timer and a privileged
character, said to Dewey: "Commodore, don't let's
wait till the 3d of May; the last fight I was in on
that date the side I was on got licked." He alluded
to the battle at Chancellorsville, Va., in 1863, when
the Confederates won but lost their leader, Stone-
wall Jackson. At the Manila fight Purdy dropped
also another remark that was to be historic. Dewey's
ships had made their first evolution in the attack on
the Spaniards and were retiring to overhaul their
ammunition, which had been reported short. The
Spanish commander took occasion to cable Madrid
that the fire of his forts had been so fierce and fatal
that the Yankee pigs were hauling off to bury their
dead. (Dewey lost but one man, and he a non-
combatant.) Gossip got forward that the fighting
would be suspended that the men might eat their
breakfast, the war right along having been conducted
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somewhat like a social function, with reporters
present to take down notable remarks and to reduce
deeds of heroism on the part of the officers to im-
perishable print. The New York Herald had a
representative aboard the Olympia. He shared the
delusion as to the cause of suspended hostilities,
and had made a note highly complimenting Dewey
on his thoughtfulness for the inner men behind the
guns. As the newspaperman edged along (probably
to windward) toward the forward deck to get a
snapshot of the Commodore on the bridge, he en-
countered Purdy and craved his opinion of the
maneuver. Said Mr. Purdy: "To hell with break-
fast! Let's finish the fight." The reporter sent
the answer to his paper, where it furnished forth
a good headline.
Purdy was widely read of books, and so good at
talking that navy men called him "The Chaplain,"
the sobriquet "Holy Joe" being reserved for the in-
dividual appointed chaplain by the President. His
reputation as a doubter inspired a yarn which ap-
peared in the Evening Post of Charleston, S.C.,
October 6, 1899. The story ran that while his ship
was passing through the Red Sea "Chaplain" Purdy
was observed to be very busy with his spyglass, al-
though nothing was in sight. His solemn study of
the scene attracted the attention of his shipmates,
one of whom went up to him and asked: "What are
you looking at?" And Purdy replied: "Why, I am
trying to find the place where Moses and the chil-
dren of Israel forded this pond, and I be damned if
can see a thing of it." The account of the South
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Carolina paper added that there was "much
laughter," which reached the ears of Admiral Dewey,
and he sent an orderly to ascertain the cause of the
tumult. On being told, the admiral, "going to his
cabin, immediately sent for Purdy, and, after chat-
ting pleasantly with him, gave him a good drink."
When Mr. Purdy came to The Truth Seeker office
to renew the acquaintance begun in San Francisco
in the '80s, he told me of the incidents of the Manila
fight; but as to the story in the Charleston Post, he
said that editors who rushed that sort of thing into
print for solid fact were a queer lot, as he was not
a drinking man. (Wooden Ships and Iron Men*.)
Purdy liked the Commodore, which was Dewey's
rank before the war, but not the praying Captain
Philip of the Oregon, whom he called a murderer
for his harsh treatment of his men. He had collided
with Philip himself. As a student of religious phe-
nomena he had procured from The Truth Seeker
office a copy of the Book of Mormon, which he
found exceedingly dull reading. One day as he
conned its pages, his literary sense was so offended
by the repetitious "And it came to pass" with which
ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
*The picture, according to the superscription placed up-
it by Mr. Purdy, was "photo'd aboard U.S.S. Mohican
in July, 1888, by Dr. Whitecar; appeared in Frank Leslie's
Christmas Number of '88. Mohican on passage from Hon-
olulu to San Francisco." Mr. Purdy brought the original
to The Truth Seeker office at the close of the Spanish-
American war, autographed it, and wrote in the names of
his mates on the Mohican. Army and navy papers have
printed it as a relic of the days of wooden ships and iron
men.
pages 166 and 167 are pictures of Mr. Purdy aboard
ship.
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so many of the verses began, that he expressed
aloud his opinion of such writings. A Roman Cath-
olic overhearing him ran to Philip and had him
called up for making fun of his religion, and Philip
threatened Purdy with the brig and stopped his
liberty. This Captain Philip was a truly religious
man, who fell upon his knees whenever a gun went
off. As soon as the fighting was over at the San-
tiago engagement he called his men to prayers, and
when ashore preached to church congregations
from the pulpit.
President McKinley, who ought to have been an
ecclesiastic instead of a politician, went to excess
in playing the religious game; and his intercessions
with the invisibles were so diasastrous that in De-
cember The Truth Seeker besought him to issue
no more proclamations. "If," said the editor, "there
is any connection between President McKinley's
thanksgiving proclamations and the events which
follow them, our chief executive will do his country-
men a good turn by not issuing any more. Readers
will remember his call to prayers dated shortly after
the American victories at Santiago; and also that
from that time onward all possible disasters over-
took our troops. They were not defeated by the
enemy, to be sure, for the enemy had been annihi-
lated; but disease then began its deadly work. Up
to that time, unassisted by official prayers, our casu-
alties had not exceeded five hundred, though all the
battles had been fought and the fortunes of war de-
cided. Since then the deaths have reached two thou-
sand. Such was the effect of a proclamation re-
garding the war. And a Thanksgiving proclamation
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issued in accordance with 'immemorial custom,' or
on general principles, had a no less deplorable re-
sult. Thanksgiving day in New York was signalized
by a blizzard, resulting in unspeakable suffering, to
say nothing of incomputable pecuniary loss, to thou-
sands. The whole Atlantic coast was torn up. With-
in three days, a steamer between Boston and Port-
land, having one hundred and sixty souls on board,
went down in a storm and every person perished.
For a week we heard nothing but tales of disaster
on sea and land. More than two hundred vessels,
large and small, were lost; and all this immediately
following the observance of a day officially set apart
to thank God for his tender mercies, and especially
for his mild seasons!"
In addition to McKinley's extra thanksgiving day,
a great "peace jubilee" was called in Chicago to ex-
press the general gratitude to God that the war
which he permitted to begin he had now permitted
to end. The crowds that gathered for the jubilee
were as thoroughly soaked by a sudden and tempest-
uous rain as was the great priestly procession at the
Eucharistic Congress in 1926. Regarding Mc-
Kinley's prayer day, Colonel Ingersoll, speaking a
little later in New York, uttered words that shocked
the then religious Dr. A. Wakefield Slaten. Said
the Colonel: "Suppose somebody had done some-
thing for which you were grateful, and you went
to thank him. What would you think of such a per-
son if he turned the hose on you?"
Liberal lecturers announcing themselves in the
field and open to engagements in 1898 were James
170 FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT [1898
F. Morton, Jr., of Boston, who had recently been
graduated from Harvard with the highest literary
honors; Mrs. M. Florence Johnson, Franklin
Steiner, and of course Colonel Ingersoll.
Two additional organizations held meetings -- the
Dallas, Texas, Freethinkers' Association, O. Paget,
president, and the People's Church of Spring Val-
ley, Minn., Dr. P.M. Harmon, minister.
Mrs. Elizabeth Cady Stanton published her remi-
niscences (1815-1897) "Eighty Years and More."
March 18 Mahatma Virchand Raghavji Gandhi,
B.A., M.R.A.S., J.S., of Bombay, India, addressed
the Manhattan Liberal Club on the subject of phi-
losophy and religion. Twenty years later Dr.
Gandhi made trouble for the British rulers in India.
The Truth Seeker issued its Quarter-Centenary
number the first week in September, 1898. Colonel
Ingersoll contributed the principal article. We pub-
lished the names of eight subscribers who had begun
with the first number.
The American Secular Union and Freethought
Federation held its well-attended twenty-first an-
nual congress in Washington Hall, Chicago, Novem-
ber 18-20. Remsburg as president had delivered a
hundred lectures, held many debates, distributed
quantities of literature, organized several societies,
and increased the circulation of the liberal papers.
He was reelected president; E.C. Reichwald, secre-
tary, Otto Wettstein, treasurer.
L.K. Washburn, after a period in the lecture
field, resumed in January his editorial connection
with the Boston Investigator, "which like all other
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Freethought papers -- as well as about all of any
kind -- is feeling the bad effects of the hard times"
(Ed. T.S.). Notwithstanding the ability of Mr.
Washburn as editor and R.W. Chainey as business
manager, the hoped-for restoration of prosperity
to The Investigator came not.
Ephraim F,. Hitchcock, the virtual owner of The
Truth Seeker since 1883 and president of the Com-
pany, died at his home in New York, Jan. 13. His
name had not appeared in the paper. His frequent
contributions to Liberal work were anonymous. He
had paid Mrs. Bennett $10,000 for the business,
and dying bequeathed his interest to E.M. Mac-
donald. He was born in Westfield, Vt., Sept. 2,
1822. For many years he was head of Hitchcock,
Dermody & Co., manufacturers of hatters' fur, New
York.
The founder of the first Freethought society in
Philadelphia, and a charter member of the National
Liberal League, 1876, died during January in San
Francisco 79 years old. His name, Thomas Curtis,
has appeared in these records.
Poet, engraver and author, William James Lin-
ton, born in London, 1812, died at the close of 1897
in New Haven, Conn. He was said to be the last
of the great wood engravers. Mr. Linton as "Editor
of The National," wrote a Life of Thomas Paine.
On March 18 Matilda Joslyn Gage, author of
"Woman, Church and State," died in Chicago, aged
72. She belonged to the group of Freethought wo-
man suffragists which included Elizabeth Cady
Staton, Susan B. Anthony, Lucretia Mott, Ernestine
L. Rose, and Lucy N. Colman.
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Edward F. Underhill, who had been for thirty
years official stenographer in the Surrogate's Court,
New York, and still longer an associate of the
Liberals of New York, died in June, at 68.
When Parker Pillsbury closed his days at Con-
cord, N.H., July 7, his contemporary, Lucy Colman,
wrote to The Truth Seeker: "Mr. Pillsbury, I think,
was one of the very last of the old-time reformers.
There might be surviving one or two who sometimes
spoke for freedom, but Mr. Pillsbury gave his whole
time to it." Ralph Waldo Emerson declared him to
be the strongest man intellectually of the early
Abolitionists, abler than Garrison, Phillips, or
Foster. Popularly he was known as the Abolition-
ists' sledgehammer. James Russell Lowell wrote:
"Beyond, a crater in each eye,
Sways brown, broad-shouldered Pillsbury,
Who tears up words, like trees, by roots --
A Theseus in stout cowhide boots."
Mr. Pillsbury was 89 years old. I had heard him
at the New York Liberal Club in other days and
handled his communications to The Truth Seeker.
The death of Mrs. Mary Wicks Bennett, widow
of the founder of The Truth Seeker, took place at
the home of the editor in Glen Ridge, N.J., July 31,
in her 76th year. It was she who gave The Truth
Seeker its name.
Reporting a funeral for The Truth Seeker of
August 6, 1898, Cyrus Coolridge wrote: "'The Old
Guard,' who with courage and hope planned and
fought the battles of Liberalism a quarter century
ago, are a thin and straggling few now, as they press
on to their final rest under the weight of years, sor-
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rows and cares; but none will be more kindly re-
membered than the one who for years made Science
Hall the home of the Liberal Club and The Truth
Seeker." That was Hugh Byron Brown, whose
dust was on that day, July 14, 1898, laid to rest in
a cemetery near his home at Bay Shore, Long Island.
Mr. Brown came early into these memoirs as the
partner of G.L. Henderson in the establishment of
Science Hall at 141 Eighth street in 1875-6, and as
one of the first contributors to the defense fund of
D.M. Bennett. Mr. Coolridge in an aside said that
"Henderson sits on the shores of the Pacific at Chula
Vista, in the extreme southern part of California,
watching his lemon grove and feeling the rising
pulse of the great world, while his own pulse is
gradually growing less and less."
The San Francisco part of my story tells that I
accepted the privilege of reviewing Judge James G.
Maguire's pamphlet, "Ireland and the Pope," from
the press of James H. Barr 'v, editor of The Star. In
1898 the friends of the author and the publisher
placed them in nomination for office, Maguire for
governor of California and Barry for member of
the fifty-fifth Congress. "Ireland and the Pope"
proved the undoing of both candidates. The Rev.
Peter C. Yorke, Roman Catholic chancellor of the
archdiocese of San Francisco and editor of the San
Francisco Monitor, the recognized newspaper organ
of the Roman Catholic church in California, took
the stump against Judge Maguire, and with "malice,
envy, spite and lies," proceeded to desecrate his
name. The judge estimated that the Catholic op-
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position cost him 10,000 votes, and Barry was his
fellow sufferer. Both men were of Catholic ante-
cedents. Barry had indulged in a great deal of praise
of his "spiritual" mother, her convents and sister-
hoods, and of the Rev. Father Yorke, at the same
time attacking the "A.P.A." in a manner violent
and virulent. And Maguire in Congress had voted
for a bill to give the Catholic church ground for a
chapel at West Point. But there was "Ireland and
the Pope" against them, and Yorke was out, like
those organized boycotters, the Catholic Truth So-
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CHAPTER X.
THE TRUTH SEEKER of January 28, be-
ing a Paine number, contained much of in-
terest to Paine students. This was the year
the Painites discovered Roosevelt's characterization
of Paine, by way of his Life of Gouverneur Morris,
in the "American Statesman" series, as a "filthy
little Atheist." Had all who said something
snatched a hair from Roosevelt's scalp, he would
have died baldheaded. Moncure D. Conway wrote
as follows in the New York Times: "In his unique
collection of blunders described as a 'Life of Gouv-
erneur Morris,' Governor Roosevelt says: 'So the
filthy little Atheist had to stay in prison, "where he
amused himself by publishing a pamphlet against
Jesus Christ."' This sentence, long ago denounced
by myself and others without eliciting any retrac-
tion, must now remain as a salient survival of the
vulgar Paine mythology, and as the most ingenious
combination of mistakes ever committed in so small
a space in any work professing to be historical."
Through The Century Magazine Paul Leicester
Ford, as detected by Dr. J.J. Shirley, then of Wash-
ington, D.C., gave his mite to the collected misin-
formation regarding Paine. When writing on "The
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Many-Sided Franklin," Ford told The Century's
readers that the "Age of Reason" had been written
in 1786 and submitted to Franklin, who suggested
changes in it and advised against its publication!
Had Roosevelt looked at the "Age of Reason" he
would have known that Paine was a deist, and in
that work wrote only respectfully of Jesus Christ.
Had Ford ever seen the book, he would have known
that Paine began it in France, "under the shadow
of the guillotine," 1793, three years after Franklin's
death. And Franklin's opinion of Christianity was
substantially that of Paine. William Cobbett wrote
in May, 1796: "A person to whom the parties were
well known has assured me that poor Paine imbibed
his first principles of Deism from Dr. Franklin."
The Truth Seeker for June 3, 1899, is another
number valuable to Paine students. It contains a
history of the Paine monument at New Rochelle
down to the day it was surmounted by the "colossal
bronze bust" executed by Wilson Macdonald. One
of the "Finest," that is to say, Mr. Victor White, a
New York police officer, called at The Truth Seeker
office in November "to display a portrait of Thomas
Paine which he had picked up in his rounds and
caused to be nicely framed." Of a facsimile of the
portrait in the Presentation Edition of the "Age of
Reason" George Jacob Holyoake said: "That ...
is the only engraving Paine is known to have seen
and approved. I have the one he gave to Clio Rick-
man. It bears an inscription in Paine's handwriting:
'Thomas Paine to his friend Clio Rickman."' The
member of the Finest, now retired, who discovered
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this authentic print, is still a visitor to The Truth
Seeker office.
Ingersoll occupies much of the 1899 record. His
health, apparently, did not warrant him in making
numerous lecture engagements. Early in the year
he gave an interview for publication in which, re-
viewing a century's progress, he said: "The laurel
of the nineteenth century is on Darwin's brow."
It did not escape notice that the Rev. Archibald D.
Bradshaw, chaplain of the Seventy-first New York,
in eulogizing the regiment's dead, lifted without
credit and adapted without scruple the language of
Ingersoll at his brother's grave; also that President
Guggenheimer of the New York City council, in
welcoming the men of the cruiser Raleigh at a
smoker, assured them that the American people had
"tears for the dead and cheers for the living."
Neither of the plagiaries mentioned Ingersoll or
quoted him correctly. From the card index I have
kept for nearly a third of a century I might quote
scores of such instances, one of the offenders being
Theodore Roosevelt.
For the benefit of the Paine bust fund he spoke on
May 14 at the Academy of Music, to what "was
perhaps the largest gathering of Freethinkers that
ever assembled in New York city." On June 2 he
gave an address entitled "What Is Religion?" before
the thirty-second annual convention of the Free Re-
ligious Association in the Hollis Street Theater,
Boston. That was his last public address. At his
summer home, Dobbs Ferry on the Hudson River
highlands, at noon on Friday July 21, death came
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to him with hardly a moment's warning. The im-
mediate cause was angina pectoris. Three men --
Prof. John Clark Ridpath, the historian, Major Or-
lando J. Smith, and Dr. John L. Elliot of the Society
for Ethical Culture -- conducted the services, July 25.
Mr. Ridpath read the poem, "Declaration of the
Free," which Ingersoll had contributed to The Truth
Seeker on June 3. The closing stanza was as
follows:
"Is there beyond the silent night
An endless day?
Is death a door that leads to light?
We cannot say.
The tongueless secret, locked in fate,
We do not know. We hope and wait."
Major Smith read from Ingersoll's writings,
"My Religion":
"To love justice, to long for the right, to love mercy, to
pity the suffering, to assist the weak, to forget wrongs and
remember benefits -- to love the truth, to be sincere, to
utter honest words, to love liberty, to wage relentless
warfare against slavery in all its forms, to love wife and
child and friend, to make a happy home, to love the
beautiful in art, in nature, to cultivate the mind, to be
familiar with the mighty thoughts that genius has ex-
pressed, the noble deeds of all the world; to cultivate
courage and cheerfulness, to make others happy, to fill
life with the splendor of generous acts, the warmth of
loving words; to discard error, to destroy prejudice, to
receive new truths with gladness, to cultivate hope, to see
the calm beyond the storm, the dawn beyond the night; to
do the best that can be done, and then be resigned -- this
is the religion of reason, the creed of science. This satis-
fies the brain and heart."
The service, which did not occupy more than
twenty minutes, was concluded with the reading, by
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Dr. Elliot, of the words spoken by Ingersoll at his
brother's bier.
The body was cremated July 27, at Fresh Pond,
Long Island, and the ashes gathered into an urn
of bronze and porphyry with the inscription:
"L'Urne Guarde la Poussiere; le Coeur le Souvenir"
-- the urn guards the ashes; the heart, the memory.
To imitate one Of Ingersoll's own figures, if all
the tributes to his worth had been blossoms, he
would have had a monument of flowers. The secu-
lar press was fair; the pulpit could not afford to be.
As to the malignant ministers, The Sun made them
the best answer. Said the editor of that New York
paper, probably Mr. Edward P. Mitchell:
"We observe that some clergymen have been assuming
to exercise a divine function by passing sentence of eter-
nal condemnation on the dead orator. That is an awful
assumption of omnipotent authority by a human being.
No man conscious of his own powerlessness before the
Almighty would dare thus to arrogate to himself the
judgment that belongs to God alone. Let men rather dwell
on the virtues of Robert Ingersoll -- his superb courage, his
beautiful family life, his justice, his loving kindness.
Death silenced in him a voice whose eloquence was sweet
as music and a heart filled with humanity -- with that
sentiment which the founder of Christianity himself has
extolled as the chief of virtues; which the believer, seeing
in him, the Infidel, may be the more impelled to imitate
as he proceeds to work out his own salvation with fear
and trembling."
There was, however, in places, a "tolerant pulpit,"
which The Truth Seeker was able to quote to the
extent of a dozen or more charitable opinions.
Ingersoll's detractors disagreed. Prof. Harry
Peck endeavored to prove him heartless by saying:
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"Ingersoll knew that the vast majority of enlight-
ened men and women cherished the very faith that
he attacked." Dr. Lyman Abbott would have belit-
tled him by averring: "The principles that Ingersoll
inveighed against have long since ceased to be held
by any except the most rude and crude intellects."
Where groups of Freethinkers existed, here or
abroad, memorial meetings were held and resolu-
tions of sorrow and respect were adopted.
Far back in this record I quoted the story of the
astronomer, the Infidel, and the globe. It was a
plain Sunday school lesson. In the fall of 1899 the
narrative flowed from the lips of the Rev. Dr. Park-
hurst in the following version:
"The late Robert Ingersoll, while in Mr. Beecher's
study at one time, saw a large globe standing on his
table -- a globe that showed in elegant outlines the contour
of the earth's continents and seas.
"'That is a fine globe you have there, Mr. Beecher. Who
made it?' was Mr. Ingersoll's inquiry.
"'Oh, nobody,' answered Mr. Beecher."
Ingersoll's daughter Maud wrote to the Rev. Mr.
Parkhurst: "Will you have the goodness to inform
me of your authority for the inclosed?" referring to
the anecdote, which she had clipped from The Jour-
nal. "My father never visited Mr. Beecher, and no
such conversation ever took place." Dr. Parkhurst
made the feeble plea that when the matter was
brought to him he judged it to be amply authenti-
cated. Of course! And no doubt the story is
older than Parkhurst, and was quoted for the first
Atheist.
ROBERT G. INGERSOLL (1833-1899).
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The Catholic figure in the politics of 1899 was
Archbishop Ireland of St. Paul. In a cartoon by
Heston, January 14, Ireland on the seat of the gov-
ernment wagon pushes Uncle Sam to one side, and,
with McKinley as a small boy seated beside him,
takes the reins. The wagon is loaded with the
pope's baggage. The President named Ireland as
delegate to the czar's peace congress at The Hague,
on which one of the approving papers said: "Ever
since his induction into office the President has been
anxious to testify his appreciation of Archbishop
Ireland's Republicanism, which took the form of
strong interviews and speeches made during the
campaign of 1896." February 4 The Truth Seeker
inquired: "Is there anything else within the gift of
this administration that Archbishop Ireland would
accept? By the decision of the Interior Department
the title to twenty thousand acres of land in Minne-
sota is to be taken from the settlers and given to him.
This ecclesiastic has only to express a wish and the
government, executive or judiciary, does the rest."
A history of the West Point chapel steal occupies
page 292 of the 1899 volume of The Truth Seeker.
In October the Marquette Club of Chicago held a
banquet at which Ireland and McKinley were the
guests of honor. Ireland sat at McKinley's right
hand, the juxtaposition being so arranged to impress
upon the minds of Catholics the fact that the Presi-
dent was carrying out the policies of the church. By
fall the heading "Ireland Sees McKinley" had ap-
peared in the newspapers above thirty times, and im-
mediately after each "seeing," the church received
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some favor from the government, or some Catholic
ecclesiastic government preferment. The hook-up
of church and government ran over into the admin-
istrations of Roosevelt and Taft.
In the '90s the legislature of the State of New
York passed a bill absurdly entitled the "Freedom of
Worship" act, providing that at their own expense
the priests of the Roman Catholic church might enter
and conduct religious services in certain public and
penal institutions for the benefit of Catholic con-
victs. The bill provided that "nothing herein con-
tamed shall be construed to authorize any additional
expenditure on the part of the state." The framers
and advocates of the measure staked their word,
which was about as trustworthy as that of Messrs.
Barbee and Smith of the Methodist Steal South,
that the people of the state should not be asked to
pay for the religious services held in the reform-
atory or punitive institutions. Nevertheless in Octo-
ber, 1899, the state comptroller, W.J. Morgan, made
public the fact that a Roman Catholic chaplain of the
State Industrial School, holding that position under
the provisions of the Freedom of Worship act, was
collecting $1,200 a year for his services, and that
sisters of charity, number not stated, were drawing
$5 a month each for carfare when visiting the same
institution. It is safe to assume that the graft has
not diminished in the years that have since passed.
March 6, 1899, saw the departure from orthodoxy
of the Rev. S. Parkes Cadman. He was the princi-
pal speaker at a meeting of Methodist ministers in
New York, where he advanced the proposition that
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"the inerrancy and the infallibility of the Bible are
no longer possible of belief among reasoning men."
The newspapers which uniformly quoted him as
saying "inherency," not inerrancy, said also that "he
was applauded by the other ministers, who voted
him an extension of time in order that he might
fully develop his thought." The Old Testament
stories designated as those which he held open to
doubt or total disbelief numbered eighteen.
Charles Watts, the English Freethought lecturer,
paid America a short visit in the early part of the
year. He suffered a nervous breakdown, and re-
turned to England in April.
Isadora Duncan, billed to appear at the Lyceum
Theater, New York, March 14, sent tickets to The
Truth Seeker office. The editor chose myself to
cover the assignment. The ticket read: "Verses
from the Rubaiyat done into dance by Isadora Dun-
can." Miss Duncan, my report said, might pose for
Omar's "cypress slender" maid, being tall and lis-
some. Her dress, much like the exiguous apparel
of the average girl of today, just a short frock or
smock in which she danced modestly, evoked criti-
cism in that decade when women wore a semi-train
on the street. The newspaper reporter who said
next day that the dance did more to illustrate the
lines of Miss Duncan than the lines of the poet
could not have had his mind on the poetry. When
I heard of Miss Duncan's tragic death in 1927 and
then read the story of her life, I was glad that she
had sent us the tickets to her dance.
"But still a Ruby kindles in the Vine,"
Sang Khayyam, as with cup in hand he sat;
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Poured down the sparkling jewel of the wine --
And that's where Omar got his Ruby at.
-G.E.M. in Puck, 1899.
I penned occasional verses and jokes, at this time,
and tried them on other papers than The Truth
Seeker. Puck nor judge ever sent anything back.
By seeing them reproduced in The Times I first
learned that Puck had accepted the foregoing lines,
which had quite a circulation in those Omar days.
A court in Lexington, Kentucky, convicted
Charles C. Moore, editor of The Blue Grass Blade,
of sending Freelove thoughts through the mails.
There is nothing indecent in what he wrote. Wal-
ter Hurt, editor of The Gatling Gun, Cincinnati,
went to jail on the charge of circulating obscene
literature. In Montreal, Canada, Norman Murray
was put under bonds not to repeat a similar offense.
Secular Thought, J. Spencer Ellis, editor, was sup-
pressed for printing a blasphemous Christmas poem,
but later released on probation.
The American Secular Union accepted the invi-
tation of the Boston Liberals to hold its '99 congress
in Paine Hall, Friday, Nov. 17. The necessary time
was given to the business of the Union, and the old
board of officers reelected -- Remsburg president,
Reichwald secretary, Wettstein treasurer -- and the
rest was a memorial to Ingersoll. The Spiritualists
sent a delegation.
Si Slokum, who had written for The Truth
Seeker ten years earlier, was in '99 committed to
the workhouse at his own request. Once a rival of
Ned Buntline, Buffalo Bill, and Old Sleuth, he had
186 FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT [1899
outlived his vogue. Why, being a veteran of the
Civil War, and having served in the Second Massa-
chusetts Battery, he chose the workhouse to a sol-
diers' home, remains unexplained. The name under
which they committed him to the workhouse was
H.P. Cheever.
Dr.R. B. Westbrook, who had been three times
elected president of the American Secular Union
(1888, '89, '90), died at his summer home, Pacoag,
R.I., August 21, 1899, aged 80 years. He was a
man of much learning, had been a clergyman and a
judge, and was of irreproachable character. Some-
thing of his life was told at the date of his election
as president of the Secular Union.
The Hon. A.B. Bradford of Enon Valley, Pa.,
who wrote the article upon which Anthony Com-
stock based his first arrest of D.M. Bennett, died
at an advanced age in 1899. He was a graduate at
Princeton in 1830 and was for many years a fre-
quent contributor to The Truth Seeker.
The aged reformer, Edward Truelove, died April
21, in London, aged 90 years. His eulogist, G.W.
Foote, said: "He belonged to the past -- the past of
storm and peril, when the soldiers of Freedom
rose almost every week to meet a fresh difficulty
or a new danger. He lived right through the heroic
age of English liberty. He had seen William Cob-
bett; he knew Richard Owen; he stood beside Wat-
son, Southwell, Hetherington, and the rest, in their
fight for a free press; he loved the unsubduable
Richard Carlile; he had some intimacy with John
Stuart Mill; he was a friend of George Jacob Hol-
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yoake in his fighting days; Karl Marx held meetings
at his house; the Positivists were indebted to him
for hospitality, and he was a staunch supporter of
the great Charles Bradlaugh." He had been prose-
cuted for his publications. Mr. Truelove might
have written Seventy Years of Freethought.
Dr. Ludvig Buchner, famous author of "Force
and Matter" (born March 28, 1824), died on May
1 of this year.
In the '70s of the past century a man named John
H, Keyser mingled with the New York radicals and
reformers. I saw him many times and was informed
that he had been a member of the Tammany Hall
Tweed Ring; that is to say, he was a manufacturer
of stoves and furnaces and got the city contracts.
But Keyser was a philanthropist. What he took in
as "honest graft" he gave back to the needy of New
York. According to his obituary notice when he
died in East Norwalk, Conn., in 1899, at an ad-
vanced age, he must have devoted something like a
quarter of a million in free relief for the destitute,
He looked like a benevolent old chap when I saw
him. It was said that he had given all his money
away and was poor. Those acquainted with his
past overlooked his connection with Tammany Hall
in view of his philanthropies, a list of which the in-
terested may find in The Truth Seeker of Septem-
ber 4, 1899. He was the only Tammany grafter of
the Tweed regime with whom I ever came in con-
tact, and I observed him with much curiosity.
In September Mr. Thaddeus B. Wakeman hav-
ing resolved to begin life anew as president of the
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Liberal University of Oregon and editor of its pa-
per, The Torch of Reason, was on the evening of
the 15th of that month banqueted at the Marlbor-
ough Hotel by the Liberal friends to whom he and
his family were saying good-by.
Pearl Geer of Silverton, Oregon, the seat of the
university where Mr. Wakeman proposed to teach,
came east to raise funds for the support of the In-
stitution. While he visited at East Orange, N.J.,
with his cousin, Homer Davenport, the cartoonist,
Thomas A. Edison of the same town sent word that
he would like to see him. Geer found Edison
seated before a long table with many jars of chem-
icals before him. When the wizard had shaken
hands with the young man, he remarked, with refer-
ence to his chemicals, "Well, I'm reading my Bible."
Geer replied: "The Bible of nature is a splendid
book if one understands how to read it."
"The best damn Bible in the world," said Edison
with enthusiasm. "Its laws are perfect, and grand,
and all the prayers in the world can't change them.
There is intelligence and law in this world, and there
may be supreme intelligence and law; but so far as
the religion of the day is concerned, it is all a
damned fake."
CHAPTER XI.
AT THE end of the nineteenth century Truth
Seeker controvertists were gravely and
judicially considering the motion before
Congress to deprive of his seat, on account of the
polygamous nature of his domestic life, Brigham
H. Roberts, a duly elected gentleman from Utah.
Mr. Roberts, who had theretofore enjoyed the re-
ligious privilege of having three wives, abjured
two when Utah was admitted to the Union. But
the law which enjoined the putting away of plural
wives provided that the man who had herded them
to the altar must continue caring for them and the
question was publicly debated whether "caring for"
meant sleeping with them.
Meanwhile the right of Roberts to his seat was
strongly defended by Liberals, including Moncure
D. Conway, who wrote us from Paris:
"Impossible as it is for me at present, and at this dis-
tance, to engage in any polemics in America, I feel it
my duty to warn Freethinkers who are trying to deprive
polygamists of political rights that they are hounding on
a mob of pious lynchers; also that it is precisely the same
mob that is already virtually lynching Freethought. Po-
lygamy is odious to Freethinkers, but Freethought is
equally odious to the orthodox millions. ... Some of us
remember that the appointment of Ingersoll by President
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Hayes to a foreign ministry excited a hue and cry as
loud as that concerning Roberts. Ingersoll was generous
enough to relieve the President by declining. It was
none the less a virtual exclusion from national office, and
it was but the continuation of an ostracism long going
on. Had Ingersoll been orthodox he would have been
President."
Said Dr. Conway: "A man's liberty can be justly
forfeited only by crime, not by immorality. A man
has as much right to his morality as to his religion,
or his irreligion. The law against bigamy was not
based on its immorality but upon the criminality
of deceiving the second wife. The laws concerning
rape, adultery, and seduction were based on in-
juries to the unconsenting woman, the husband, the
father; but there is no law against immorality per se
in states of social civilization. In these I do not in-
clude those in which there are Levitical survivals."
A vote of 268 to 50, January 25, ejected Roberts
from his seat and deprived Utah of a representa-
tive.
The family of Ingersoll found among his papers
an unpublished manuscript of seventy pages bear-
ing the title, "A Few Reasons for Doubting the In-
spiration of the Bible," and tendered it to The
Truth Seeker for publication. It came out June 30
and July 7, and then as a pamphlet. Ingersoll had
quoted eighty-odd passages from the Bible, with-
out reference to chapter and verse. I spent many
hours searching the Concordance for these, and
when found appended them as footnotes. This
perchance brought me the commission to prepare
Contents and Index to the twelve-volume Dresden
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edition of Ingersoll's Works, then on the press of
Peter Eckler. That was no drowsy pastime for a
summer's day. The work occupied many summer
nights.
INGERSOLL.
Your stream of life majestic flowed,
Ingersoll, brave Ingersoll;
Your genius with pure lustre glowed,
Ingersoll, brave Ingersoll.
Your thoughts in words of light impearled,
Or in the tones of thunder hurled,
Have stirred the pulses of the world,
Ingersoll, brave Ingersoll.
The hand of want, the lips of pain,
Ingersoll, brave Ingersoll,
To you could not appeal in vain,
Ingersoll, brave Ingersoll.
Quick to relieve, strong to defend,
In sun and storm the loyal friend,
That e'en in. death could comfort lend,
Ingersoll, brave Ingersoll.
The warmest clasp hand ever knew;
Ingersoll, brave Ingersoll;
The kindliest voice that e'er rang true,
Ingersoll, brave Ingersoll.
To you the cup of love we drain,
To you we raise our song again,
And linger on that fond refrain,
Ingersoll, our Ingersoll,
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These verses, written about this time as a hymn
with words set to the tune of "Maryland," have
been sung, I hear, on many Ingersoll occasions.
Once on invitation I attended a Unitarian church
in New York. The tune was emanating from the
organ as I entered, and the congregation sang "In-
gersoll, Our Ingersoll."
The Truth Seeker took Col. T.W. Higginson
to task for implying, in his work entitled "Con-
temporaries," when paying a deserved tribute to
Charles Bradlaugh, that Ingersoll sought "mere
sensationalism or the pursuit of antagonism for its
own sake." Colonel Higginson was a member of
the Free Religious Society of Boston, at whose
convention in June, 1899 -- the year Higginson
published his "Contemporaries" -- Ingersoll gave by
invitation his last public address on "What Is Re-
ligion?" The address, which in behalf of women
advocated birth control, was too advanced for the
Free Religionists, and, according to The Truth
Seeker, they greeted the speaker "much as he might
have expected to be received by an assemblage of
backwoods preachers." The offending words of
Ingersoll were: "Science must make woman the
owner, the mistress of herself. Science, the only
possible savior of mankind, must put it in the
power of woman to decide for herself whether she
will or will not become a mother."
Dr. St. George Mivart, the English zoologist
(1827-1900), an opponent of Darwin and Huxley
as regards the doctrine of natural selection, and a
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professed creative or "directive" evolutionist, whose
writings on "Happiness and Hell" the pope had
put on the Index, was excommunicated by Cardinal
Vaughan in January, 1900, after refusing to make
such a retraction as the church had extorted from
Galileo centuries earlier. He continued his attacks
on the church and its doctrines. Concerning the
Virgin Birth, which he questioned, Dr. Mivart made
the curious observation that the deity, if he chose,
could incarnate himself in an onion. In one of the
articles that brought him under the ban he testified
that he enjoyed the acquaintance of many pious
Catholics who denied the perpetual virginity of the
mother of God; that these believed Joseph to have
been the natural father of Christ, and that they
went to the Brompton Oratory merely to worship
the Madonna as the only available representative
of Venus! Mivart died on April 1, 1900, a heretic.
The church refused to take part in the funeral of
England's only Catholic scientist of note, or to
allow him to be buried in consecrated ground.
The Presbyterians of America got set for a
heresy trial this year, the defendant being one of
their most learned ministers, the Rev. Arthur C.
McGiffert, who rested under charges because he
had denied the full inspiration of the scriptures, the
sacramental nature of the Lord's supper, and some
other things no duly informed person could believe.
He "cheated the sheriff" by resigning from the
Presbyterian church.
The Truth Seeker for October 13, 1900, had
none of my work. There is reason for suspecting
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that the busy editor called upon Mr. E.C. Walker
for contributions. Walker with less effort pro-
duced articles twice as long as those which I was
in the habit of writing. And my hand is not visi-
ble in the next number, either. Was I "in a jour-
ney" as Elijah asked about Baal when that god was
not on hand to start a fire? On the third week a
letter gives the clue. I was by the sea waves watch-
ing and waiting for the death or recovery of a very
sick wife. She got over it but we never came back
to the city to live. Since our return from the
West in '93 we had kept house in rooms over the
printing-office, an ideal arrangement for a proof-
reader who would have his wife for a copy-holder;
and also favorable to long hours, none of them
wasted in travel by rail or street car. Now we took
a house, which I christened Skeetside, in the south
end of Montclair, N.J., and thus I became one with
the children of nature known as commuters. She
was, I guess, the first woman with bobbed hair in
this town. Pernicious malaria had begun the work
of stealing her long tresses, and I completed it
with the shears.
The adventure into illness at a summer resort
out of season, when a hotel must be kept in com-
mission on account of a single guest, was expen-
sive. The Hon. W.S. Andrews, with whose wife
the patient (her sister) was visiting when stricken,
satisfied the landlady. The doctor lightly penned a
bill for $412, and there were incidentals. But C.
P. Farrell, Ingersoll's publisher, paid me gener-
ously for my work on the volumes, and for mak-
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(Picture of MacDonald residence 119
Willowdale Ave. Montclair, N.J.)
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ing the Index, which I regret to say went into print
during My absence, without my seeing the proofs.
My old friend, Capt. Silas Latham, of Noank,
Conn., who had taken me on fishing voyages, made
the blunder, as he feared, of inquiring whether a
loan of $150 would suit me better than a kick in the
britches and no breakfast (that was his way of cov-
ering the timely proffer), and Mrs. Flora Burtis,
of Michigan, chose the same time for sending me
and my brother also, a bit of money that was earn-
ing her nothing (thus she excused the gift). Hence
instead of being long sunk in debt I found myself
in a condition of financial buoyancy. A small sum
was enough then to make a first payment on a
house, and I bought the New Jersey one we were
living in, which I had named Skeetside.
On July 27 a propagandist by deed named An-
gelo Bresci shot and killed King Humbert of Italy
at a summer resort near Milan. While the assassin
professed to be a liberator and tyrannicide, The
Truth Seeker denounced him as a "homicidal fool."
As I then wrote:
"The propaganda by deed -- where it includes the
removal of any living person -- is plain murder, made
neither more nor less criminal or abhorrent by giv-
ing it another name. And the killing of heads of
governments to be immediately replaced by other
heads, sure to be used as an excuse for more
tyrannical laws, is a stupid crime against liberty.
"Ideal anarchy -- meaning the decay of govern-
ment by reason of every individual's so controlling
himself that government will have no excuse for
existing -- is the most attractive of all unimaginable
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things; but the anarchy of the Bresci brand is the
one imaginable thing that is worse than any known
form of despotism. For while it is true that the
business of the best and worst governments is to
filch, one after another, the citizen's liberties, and
to multiply restrictions as they grow older and
stronger, they at least leave him his life so long as
he does not forfeit it by killing somebody else. But
Bresci anarchy, which elevates manslaughter to a
political principle, inaugurates itself with an as-
sassination. That is the only function of govern-
ment it knows.
"The monarchical or republican state arrests,
prosecutes, imprisons, and in the end inflicts the
death penalty. Propaganda by deed begins with
the execution. The anarchist of this variety an-
nounces himself a murderer by conviction, and he
proves the sincerity of his professions with con-
siderable frequency. In view of the facts, he could
not in consistency complain at being hanged in ad-
vance of any overt act he may or may not have it
in mind to commit.
"Men called kings feel as much concern for their
own lives, and possess the same instinct of self-
preservation, as other men; and that they have the
same right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of hap-
piness as their fellows seems to be perfectly clear.
And I know of no authority by which anarchists
can establish an exclusive claim to the method of
propaganda by deed. Whence it appears to fol-
low, since the king and the anarchist look each
upon the other as an enemy of mankind, that it is
as legitimate for the man on the throne to strangle
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his adversary offhand with a rope as for the latter
to shatter the monarch to bits with a bomb."
A district-attorney at Louisville, Kentucky,
charged that C.C. Moore, editor of The Blue Grass
Blade, under suspended sentence for advocating
social freedom in 1899, had violated his parole by
printing more objectionable matter. Moore was
presented to the federal court, which late in the
year dismissed the case. The matter complained
of had been contributed to The Blade by M. Grier
Kidder, a writer of sententious paragraphs. He
proffered similar matter to The Truth Seeker, and
then complained that his articles had been cut. The
editor was a better judge than he of what could be
mailed without inviting prosecution.
The United States had trouble on its hands, with
war and insurrection threatened in three places
over missionaries and on religious grounds. In
Turkey and China the missionaries were demand-
ing indemnity for lost lives and goods; in the
Philippines the question was that of expelling the
licentious friars and restoring the friar lands to
the people. Russia and Germany talked of in-
vading China. Turkey denied responsibility and
laid Armenian massacres to the Kurds. In China
demonstrations occurred known as the Boxer up-
rising.
F.D. Cununings of Portland, Maine, author
of a Rationalistic work, "Religion and the Bible,"
took the platform against the teaching of religion
in the schools of his city. He not only appeared
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before the school board and common council, but
hired a hall and addressed his fellow citizens. He
then had his speech printed and circulated. Years
later Mr. Cummings, being elected to the legisla-
ture, continued with good effect his work for the
separation of church and state.
The school board of Piermont, near Nyack, N.
Y., expelled Catholic children for refusing to par-
ticipate in Protestant religious services conducted
in the school. The attention of State Superin-
tendent Charles E. Skinner having been called to
the case, that official said:
"It is a violation of the school law to compel children
to attend religious services after the hour of school open-
ing, and the reading of the Bible in the public schools is
also prohibited."
This prohibition caused recourse to the bootleg-
ging of religion into the schools.
In Nebraska Daniel Freeman of Beatrice insti-
tuted a mandamus suit to compel the school board
to stop the holding of religious services in the
schools.
The school committee of Holyoke, Mass., at the
demand of a Catholic priest, dismissed from the
high school faculty Miss Anna B. Hasbrouck, his-
tory teacher, for informing her pupils that Jesus
Christ was one of a numerous family of children.
The texts on this subject are Matt. xiii, 56, and
Mark vi, 3.
The Liberal Club made the mistake of electing
as president a half-liberal, Henry Nichols, who was
out of touch with Freethought. The club per-
mitted him to resign, electing E.C. Walker as his
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successor. The members held summer meetings at
the residence of Dr. E.B. Foote.
The Mail of Kirksville, Mo., published a report
that the Rev. George Gibson, pastor of a San Fran-
cisco church, the scene of the murder of two girls,
for which Theodore Durrant paid the penalty of
being hanged, had lately died after confessing him-
self the criminal. A Truth Seeker reader in San
Francisco looked up the facts and found the Rev.
Mr. Gibson alive and preaching in the same place.
Boston saw the strange spectacle of a former
prize-fighter turned Freethought evangelist and
making speeches on the Common. He was known
as Billy Frazier. The police suppressed him.
The Marquis of Queensbury, it appeared on his
death in London, January 31, was an Agnostic -- a
supporter of "Saladin" (W. Stewart Ross) and
his Agnostic Journal. In his will, probated in
Edinburgh, directing that his body be cremated, the
marquis wrote: "I particularly request that no
Christian mumiueries or tomfooleries be performed
at the grave, but that I be buried as an Agnostic.
If it should be a comfort to anyone, there is a
plenty of friends who would come to say a few
words of common sense over the spot where my
ashes may lie." He is said to have been a high-
minded and courageous gentleman.
The will of the Rev. "Father" Charles Pascal
Chiniquy -- author of another sort of "Fifty
Years'! -- was filed in Illinois in January. It con-
tained a blast at the church of Rome, which he re-
nounced "more than ever." Chiniquy was an ex-
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communicated Canadian priest, born in 1809, who
turned Presbyterian. He died in 1899.
William McDonnell, author of "Exeter Hall"
and other works, died June 20 at Lindsay, Ont., 87
years old. He was honored by the community and
at his funeral eulogized by J. Spencer Ellis, editor
of Secular Thought. Stephen R. Thorne, the life-
long "Painite," died in New York, June 26. He
took pride in the fact that he was born in the year
of Paine's death, 1809. A photograph of the
Paine monument at New Rochelle, published by
The Truth Seeker Jan. 29, 1898, showed Mr.
Thorne inside the inclosure. John Clark Ridpath,
the historian, died July 31, at the age of 59. His
religious sympathies were unknown to the public
until he officiated at the funeral of Ingersoll. The
philosopher Friederich Wilhelm Nietzsche, having
attained the age of 56, died in Weimar, Germany,
August 25. His attacks on the Christian system
were of unparalleled ferocity.
J.B. Beattie in January communicated to The
Truth Seeker from Chicago that the Freethinkers
had got together again and organized the Liberal
Society; Harry Stannard president, Frederick
Mains secretary. Apparently it was a belated an-
nouncement, for in September Dr. Thomas B.
Gregory, mentioned as the organizer, gave notice
that the thriving society would celebrate its first
anniversary on October 7.
The New Hampshire Freethinkers held their an-
nual meeting in Manchester on August 11, the
sixty-seventh Ingersoll anniversary. Mrs. Marilla
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M. Ricker, one of the first woman lawyers admitted
to practice in the United States Supreme Court,
was among the speakers. Mrs. Ricker, a remark-
ably forceful writer, soon got into touch with The
Truth Seeker and contributed freely to its columns.
When the Dresden Edition of Ingersoll's Works
came out, she offered a set to any library in New
Hampshire that would accept them.
Since the discovery a few years previous of
Roosevelt's reference to Paine, in his Life of Mor-
ris, as a "filthy little Atheist," those three words
had tailed themselves on to scores of allusions to
"Teddy." October 13, The Truth Seeker said:
"Of late there have been so many inquiries as to
the exact nature of Mr. Roosevelt's offense, when
and where committed, that we have deemed it ad-
visable to publish a resume of the discussion."
Six and a half columns of history follow, every line
strengthening the charge that Roosevelt had writ-
ten in ignorance and bad faith. I believe that
W.M. van der Weyde, president of the Thomas
Paine National Historical Association, had in his
possession a letter signed by Roosevelt shortly be-
fore his death in which he admitted: "Of course,
Paine was a Deist." But the "filthy little Atheist"
stood in the last edition of the Morris Life, printed
after the truth had come into the author's posses-
sion. "Of course," a believer in God could not
gracefully say "the filthy little Deist."
CHAPTER XII.
THE war* in China, provoked by missionaries
who were taking to the natives the mes-
sage of the Prince of Peace, was all over
but the looting, and the missionaries had more
than shared the plunder. They organized and ex-
ploited it to the glory of God. Earl Li Hung
Chang, the Chinese viceroy, said that the heads of
the American Missionary Board and of the Pres-
byterian Society "have vast quantities of loot in
the shape of silver, valuable furs, jade, etc., and
have held frequent auction sales here in Pekin and
realized enormous sums of money from the sales."
That was after the capture of Pekin by the invad-
ing Christian armies.
Said the Hong Kong Daily Mail: "The private
looting that took place was most successfully ex-
ploited by the missionaries. They took possession
of big Chinese houses, where they carried on sales
of everything they could seize, engaging their con-
verts to bring in fresh articles stolen from private
houses as purchases depleted their stock."
That is, the missionaries had their converts do
the stealing, while they acted as fences and dis-
ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
*Boxer uprising.
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posed of the goods. The Congregational mission-
aries moved into a prince's palace and sold off his
"pieces of red lacquer, porcelain, and silks and fur-
lined robes." Mark Twain published in The North
American Review an article on the conduct of the
Christian nations which at the behest of the mis-
sionaries, having reduced the people of China to
starvation and plundered them of their property,
had levied an indemnity in order to extort the ex-
penses of the robbery. Speaking of the Rev. Mr.
Ament, the most successful of the looting mission-
aries, who demanded an indemnity in addition to
his loot, Mark Twain wrote:
"By happy luck we get all these glad tidings on Christmas
eve -- just in time to enable us to celebrate the day with
proper gayety and enthusiasm. Our spirits soar, and we
find we can even make jokes: Tails I win; beads you
lose."
The guilty ministers straightway charged Twain
to retract and apologize; he did not, but, having
accumulated additional facts and arguments, re-
turned to the pages of The Review with an answer
more blistering than his attack. Major Edwin H.
Conger, U.S., minister to China, coming to the
defense of the missionaries, declared that they
looted no more than some others. Mark Twain
overlooked not a single thought or implication in
the missionaries' plea that in helping to loot Pekin
they merely followed local custom, nor in Conger's
that there were some laymen who equaled the mis-
sionaries as looters if not in the hypocritical and
"blasphemous" excuse that the plunder of the
heathen would be "used for the propagation of
the gospel." He asked whether the missionaries
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had left at home the civilization and the Christian
morality they were supposed to be taking to the
heathen.
The French bishop of Pekin, one Favier, "stole
goods to the value of about one million dollars."
In the Central Synod of the Dutch Reformed
church at New Brunswick, N.J., the Rev. Edward
P. Johnson, instituted a comparison between Mark
Twain and the devil, and decided that "the latter
deserved the most honor." Moncure D. Conway
teamed up with Twain and did his share in expos-
ing the shameful history of Christian invasion and
conquest of the Orient. For half of the year 1901
newspaper correspondents were sending home re-
ports confirming the worst that had preceded them.
The Truth Seeker and its constituency were pre-
occupied throughout half the year with measures it
was hoped would induce the directors of the Pan-
American Exposition at Buffalo, N.Y., to open
the gates on Sunday. That seemed to be a good
year for promoting fairs. There was this all-
American one at Buffalo; St. Louis was also get-
ting ready for a blowout in 1903 to celebrate the
Louisiana Purchase, and Charleston, S.C., was
looking forward to big things in December. As a
preliminary in each case the promoters went to
Congress for an appropriation -- $5,000,000 for St.
Louis; $250,000 for Charleston; and Senators
Teller of Colorado and Tillman of South Carolina,
moved and instigated thereto by the clergy, intro-
duced identical resolutions providing that a condi-
tion precedent to the paying of the money should
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be the closing of the gates to visitors on Sundays
"during the whole duration of the Fair." The
framing, wording, and offering of the resolutions
gives to us and to posterity the measure of those
two senatorial humbugs. Liberals concentrated on
the Buffalo exposition. The Truth Seeker circu-
lated petitions, and obtained from the Board of
Directors a hearing for Moncure D. Conway and
Clarence Darrow, which was had during the last
week in April, in favor of the Sunday opening.
The New York Journal prematurely reported:
"The managers of the Buffalo Fair have decided
that the Pan-American Exposition shall remain
open on Sundays. We congratulate John N.
Scatcherd, John Milburn, and the other directing
minds on their sound common sense." The ad-
dresses of Conway and Darrow were printed in
The Truth Seeker of May 4, 1901. Then the
Board of Directors, having agreed to open on
Sundays, revised their decision in part and closed
the amusement places. A Sabbatarian citizen of
Buffalo took action against the police commissioner
for neglect of duty in not shutting the gates en-
tirely. His suit was dismissed by the courts.
Thereafter the Protestant clergy organized a boy-
cott and the Catholic priests, for a wonder, sided
with them. In this way the clergy at home looted
the people of their liberty and of their rights as
citizens and taxpayers in the Pan-American ex-
position, even as their brethren abroad had looted
the heathen of their property "for the propagation
of the gospel."
Sunday opening or Sunday observance argu-
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ments were tossed back and forth between the Lib-
erals and the Sabbatarians. Senator McMillan of
Michigan, with the approval of Herbert Putnam,
librarian, offered a measure to admit people to the
Library of Congress from 2 to 10 o'clock Sunday
afternoon and evening. The labor unions were
persecuting non-union barbers for working the first
day of the week, and butchers for selling meat. At
Walla Walla, in the state of Washington, certain
Seventh-day Adventists having been prosecuted
for Sunday labor, Judge Brent (July 31, 1901) de-
clared the Sunday closing law unconstitutional.
"Business," said the court, "cannot be stopped for
the purpose of enforcing religious views."
The Liberal University at Silverton, Oregon,
passed from the direction of J.E. Hosmer, who
had been the leader in establishing it. He lacked
the breadth of mind necessary to the president of
a Liberal institution.
The Liberal University opened September 30,
1901.
Helen Gardener lost her husband in the death,
January 11, of Col. C. Selden Smart, a native of
Ohio and a lifelong Agnostic -- "a genial whole-
souled gentleman, an outspoken Freethinker, a
good friend and a bad foe, big in body and heart,
and a worshiper of his wife." Colonel Smart was
a native of Ohio, many years his wife's senior, and
had sunk considerable money as publisher of The
Arena magazine, which for a time Helen Gardener
edited. Richard C. Burtis, dying at Watrousville,
208 FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT [1901
Mich., January 17, aged 77, assigned ten shares
of bank stock, value not specified, to The Truth
Seeker company. Mr. Burtis and his wife Flora
were generous donors to the cause. Mrs. Burtis
survived him several years, remembering The
Truth Seeker in the disposition of her estate. An-
other of the helpers, John C. Loomiller, died near
Hazleton, Indiana, from being shot through the
head, probably for purposes of robbery, February
12. He was about 50 years old, and had been blind
since the age of 14, notwithstanding which infirm-
ity he accumulated a considerable fortune. The
death of Ephraim Hitchcock, president of The
Truth Seeker Company, having left the company
with liabilities of $1,500, Mr. Loomiller settled the
debt. He was survived by a wife wholly devoted
to him and sharing his views. The "Ungodly
Woman of the Nineteenth Century," Ella E. Gib-
son, author of "Godly Women of the Bible," died
on March 5 at Barre, Mass., having lived nearly
eighty years. She had been school teacher, lec-
turer and preacher, and army chaplain, her ap-
pointment being approved by President Lincoln,
November 10, 1964. She served without the formal-
ity of being mustered in, and did not recover her
salary until 1876, when, as D.M. Bennett revealed
in his "World's Sages," "a considerable portion of
the money which she obtained from the govern-
ment for her services in the war she generously
placed in the hands of the writer of these pages
to aid him in his purpose." John S. Hittell, the
old newspaperman and writer of California, died
March 8, aged 76. His works were "Evidences
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Against Christianity," "A Code of Morals," and a
"History of Morals." his son Theodore H. is
the author of a standard History of California.
Mrs. M.A. Freeman, for twelve years identified
with the Chicago Secular Union, and for two
terms corresponding secretary of the national or-
ganization, died in Chicago September 7. In De-
cember John Swinton, newspaperman and for years
(beginning in 1883) publisher of John Swinton's
paper (Labor), a Scotsman 71 years old, died at
his home in Brooklyn. Also there died in 1901, if
anybody is interested, Judge Charles L. Benedict,
76, before whom Comstock never lost a case and
who sentenced D.M. Bennett; and, in a lunatic
asylum, Joseph, Joe, or Jo Cook, who as a Chris-
tian minister matched Benedict as a Christian
judge.
The Chicago Liberals organized around the name
of Ingersoll. Said a notice in The Truth Seeker
of June 29, 1901:
"A meeting of the Ingersoll Memorial Association will
be held at Parlor L 38, Great Northern Hotel, Chicago,
on July 6, at 8 o'clock P.M., for a public presentation of
the plans and purposes of the organization. Hon. Charles
B. Waite, Hon. Thos. Cratty, H.L. Green, William H.
Maple, E.C. Reichwald, Patrick J. O'Shea, and R.N.
Reeves are expected to deliver short addresses. All ad-
mirers of Colonel Ingersoll are invited to be present. --
Frederick Mains, General Secretary."
Except for the address of Judge Waite delivered
at the meeting, when he was elected president, the
activities of the Association were not further re-
ported to The Truth Seeker in 1901. Mr. W.H.
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Maple, a member, issued a small periodical named
The Ingersoll Beacon.
John E. Remsburg, having declined reelection to
the presidency of the American Secular Union, re-
Entered the lecture field, with engagements in Kan-
sas and Oklahoma and Indian Territories.
In June the New York University dedicated its
Hall of Fame, a present from Helen Gould. The
press was quick to notice that among the twenty-
nine names thought worthy of a place, a dispropor-
tionate number were borne by Unitarians or non-
church members. The same is to be said of those
that have since been added thereto.
The Madrid organ of the Freethinkers, Las
Dominicales, suppressed in 1900 by the clerical
politicians and its editor jailed, resumed publication
early in 1901, the editor having served out his sen-
tence.
Mrs. Etta Semple continued her publication, The
Ideal, in Kansas; The Progressive Thinker (Lib-
eral Spiritualist) appeared in Chicago; Charles F.
Eldredge began in Kansas City the publication of
The Philosopher, a monthly. Mr. Eldredge had
furnished The Truth Seeker with stenographic re-
ports of the lectures of Dr. J.E. Roberts. J.D.
Shaw of Waco, Texas, had changed the name of
his Independent Pulpit to The Searchlight.
The orthodox church of Russia pronounced sen-
tence of excommunication on Count Leo Tolstoy
for rebelling "against God and his Christ" by de-
nying the church's authority to tell him what he
ought to believe. But Tolstoy was no Infidel, He
retained superstitions enough to save him.
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The former secretary of the American Secular
Union, Miss Ida C. Craddock, who had now turned
instructress on the finer points of married life, dis-
tributed documents at the capital setting forth her
ideas. Judge Scott, before whom the lady was
arraigned, expressed the opinion that the contents
of her letters dealt with matters that should be
discussed only in private if at all. He released
Miss Craddock on condition that she should leave
Washington. That was the beginning of a persecu-
tion by the unwholesome Anthony Comstock that
drove this estimable woman to suicide.
Far in the past one of the Presidents of the
United States inaugurated the custom of making
a grand tour of the country with considerable pomp
and circumstance. His progress was called "swing-
ing around the circle." The swing of President
McKinley, so planned as to land him at the Pan-
American Exposition in Buffalo about the first of
September, aroused the resentment of The
Evening Times, Cumberland, Md., whose acting
editor, Daniel Webster Snyder, a local preacher,
said:
"This Republic is not a kingdom or an empire. God will
not be mocked. There is no demand or need of a travel-
ling menagerie from the Capitol, and, as I said, someone
will have to die to check this foolishness. Mark this."
I find that quoted in The Truth Seeker, and the
next mention of McKinley is the following:
"President McKinley was shot twice by an assassin as
he stood in the Temple of Music at the Pan-American Ex-
position in Buffalo, N.Y., at 4 o'clock on the afternoon
of September 6. The assassin was immediately seized. He
212 FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT [1901
had concealed a pistol in a handkerchief, and approached
Mr. McKinley under the pretense of shaking hands. He
is alleged to have made a confession in which he says his
name is Leon F. Czolgosz, that he is an anarchist, and
that in shooting the President he did his duty... The
assassin is reported as saying that the speeches and writ-
ings of Emma Goldman moved him to commit the deed."
President McKinley, who was elected in 1896
and reelected in 1900, died on September 14. A
number of arrests, which did not include that of
the Cumberland minister, immediately followed the
shooting. The first victims were Abe Isaacs and
several persons associated with him in publishing
Free Society, Chicago, a communist-anarchist peri-
odical. Emma Goldman, in Chicago at the time,
was likewise held. The police of New York
grabbed John Most, communist-anarchist, for an
article written fifty years before by Carl Heinzen
of Boston, but brought up to date and stuck into his
paper by Most without credit, and as an editorial.
As stated, the minister who a short time pre-
viously had said someone would have to die to
check McKinley's foolishness, escaped notice by
the police; yet Morrison I. Swift of California,
who in 1899 had written a book censuring McKin-
ley, now found himself in jail on the charge of
"slandering the memory" of the deceased.
While the authorities were in a mood for arrest-
ing everybody to whom the word "anarchist" might
or might not stick as a term of reproach, they
grabbed three members of the Home Colony, in the
State of Washington, charging misuse of the mails
by circulating obscene literature in the colony's
paper, edited by James F. Morton. The report of
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the arrests in the New York dailies contained the
statement: "It is known that the action is taken
with the object of breaking up the Home Colony."
That paper, Discontent, came regularly to The
Truth Seeker office. In content it was wholly in-
offensive; its "anarchy" was of the kind described
by Huxley, and some of its contributors were non-
resistants.
The motive of Czolgosz in assassinating Presi-
dent McKinley never came to light. On the day
of his sentence, the district-attorney of Buffalo
took his record, or so-called "pedigree," which was
as follows:
"Age -- Twenty-eight years. Nativity -- Detroit. Resi-
dence -- Broadway, Nowaks, Buffalo. Occupation -- Laborer.
Married or single -- Single. Degree of education -- Com-
mon school and parochial. Religious instruction -- Catho-
lic. Parents, living or dead -- Father living, mother dead.
Temperate or intemperate -- Temperate. Former convic-
tion of crime -- None."
The word "common" should be German, accord-
ing to some of the Buffalo reporters who heard and
reported his answers placed in the record. He at-
tended German parochial schools, not common
schools. Without waiting for the facts to emerge,
the priests had been declaring that not only must
Anarchy be fought to the death, but our godless
public schools must be turned into moral engines
by combining religious with secular instruction. Of
these false alarms the New York Times of Sep-
tember 28 said:
"Those hasty clergymen, of more than one denomina-
tion, who made the crime of the man Czolgosz the basis
for vehement denunciation of public schools and the whole
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system of unsectarian education, may be moved to miti-
gate the violence of their remarks if their attention is
called to certain facts which were called out by the
questions put to Czolgosz just before he was sentenced."
Dr. J.B. Wilson, who had been elected president
of the American Secular Union in 1900, resigned
from that office after holding it about six months.
Dr. Wilson found himself, he said, unable to work
harmoniously with the other officers. His resig-
nation made a president of Mrs. Josephine K.
Henry, first vice-president, of Versailles, Ken-
tucky; but as Mrs. Henry deemed herself unequal
to the duties of the office, she declined it. The po-
sition was filled by E.M. Macdonald, whom the
coming Congress in Buffalo, N.Y., October 4-6,
elected president, with E.C. Reichwald as secre-
tary.
CHAPTER XIII.
HERBERT SPENCER put forth a book un-
derstood to be the closing volume of his
life. It had the non-portentous title of
Facts and Comments" and contained thirty-nine
articles or essays, but the number was fortuitous
and privileged no one to infer that Mr. Spencer,
now 82, had formulated a creed in imitation of the
Church of England. The aged philosopher could
grant no more to the Christian religion as a moral
force than The Truth Seeker does. "It needs but
to glance over the world and to contemplate the do-
ings of Christians everywhere," he said, "to be
amazed at the ineffectiveness of current theology.
Or it needs only to look back over past centuries
and the iniquities alike of populace, nobles, kings,
and popes, to perceive an almost incomprehensible
futility of the beliefs everywhere held and perpet-
ually insisted upon." Religion was not now a de-
terrent to iniquity, and in the opinion of Mr. Spen-
cer, never had been. The verdict of his intellect he
rendered in a paragraph which is so strong and
ample a warrant for Freethought advocacy that I
have quoted it forty times and am reluctant to send
a number of The Truth Seeker to press without it.
I quote it again:
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"Whoever hesitates to utter that which he thinks the
highest truth, lest it should be too much in advance of the
time, may reassure himself by looking at his acts from
an impersonal point of view. ... It is not for nothing that
he has in him these sympathies with some principles and
repugnance to others. He, with all his capacities, and as-
pirations, and beliefs, is not an accident, but a product of
the time. He must remember that while he is a descendant
of the past, he is a parent of the future; and that his
thoughts are as children born to him, which he may not
carelessly let die. ... Not adventitious therefore will the
wise man regard the faith that is in him. The highest
truth he sees he will fearlessly utter; knowing that, let
what may come of it, he is thus playing his right part
in the world -- knowing that if he can effect the change
he aims at -- well: if not -- well also; though not so well."
"The highest truth he sees he will fearlessly
utter." There is no better or sounder sentiment.
Suppose it was written forty years in advance of
the "prospect of heaven" passage, its substance was
reaffirmed by its author in his autobiography which
he left to be published after his death. "If it is
asked," he said, "why, thinking thus, I have per-
sisted in setting forth views at variance with cur-
rent creeds, my reply is the one elsewhere made.
It is for each to utter that which he sincerely be-
lieves to be true, and, adding his unit of influence
to all other units, leave the results to work them-
selves out."
A postoffice inspector ordered the holding up of
the newspaper, Discontent, published by the Home
Colonists in the State of Washington. The paper
contained nothing to warrant that action; the com-
plaint against the publication was dismissed, and
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at once the Department at Washington resorted to
executive action and by a high-handed outrage upon
justice abolished the Home postoffice. And then
Anthony Comstock pursued the gentle Ida Crad-
dock to her death. Mrs. Craddock's coeducational
hobby was the purification of the marriage relation,
which, being something of a mystic, she regarded
as a communion with God. She was tried the 14th
of March find on the 17th sent to the Work House
on Blackwell's Island. The defense was a difficult
one, as in order properly to present her thought to
the intelligent reader, it would be necessary to re-
produce what Mrs. Craddock said, and that would
again stir up that mass of muck known as An-
thony Comstock. However, the following state-
ments passed the censor:
"Three judges have lately stamped as filthy a piece of
writing which they know to be as clean as anything ever
written. I say they know the writing is clean because I
know it to be so, and I do not assume to be wiser than
the judges. They brand it as blasphemous, but at the
same time they are aware that it is not. Obscenity and
blasphemy in this case are legal fictions. The judges con-
demned the writer for the same reason that thousands
silently acquiesce in their verdict, because they are too
pusillanimous to vindicate the truth by declaring for an
acquittal. Men of the world, including judges, are likely
to look with disfavor upon such teaching as that of Mrs.
Craddock for the reason that they are condemned by it."
Mrs. Craddock served her three months' term at
the work house, whose inmates found her a "min-
istering angel," and then exposed in writing the
horrible conditions she discovered there. Continu-
ing the distribution of her educative writings, she
fell into Comstock's filthy hands again. He ar-
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rested her on the 10th of October; she was admitted
to bail, and on the 16th she committed suicide by
cutting the veins of her wrists and turning on the
gas in her room. By placing her in a position to
which death was preferable, her judges had com-
mitted a murder. In her last letter to her mother
she wrote: "I maintain my right to die as I have
lived, a free woman, not cowed into silence by any
other human being."
Personally Mrs. Craddock was a surprisingly
lovely woman. She and Comstock were the
Beauty and the Beast. After her Blackwell's
Island experience I had a short conversation with
her at The Truth Seeker office, and asked her if
she did not regard herself as eligible to the veteran
corps. Speaking jocosely, I told her I regretted
to see youth and beauty sacrificed to the vice-hunt-
ing ogre. She replied that, although she enjoyed
living, she would that her life might be turned to
water and poured out for cleansing the lives of
others. She was every inch a martyr.
If the millions did not rise up to thank her, that
was not her fault, but her judges'. She gave her
life and her message -- and the swine got to them
first.
An announcement conceived as follows appeared
under the editorial card of The Truth Seeker of
March 22, 1902:
"Our readers have, regretfully we know, missed Obser-
vations' from these columns for some time. Mr. George
Macdonald, who compiles these interesting remarks, has
been immured in a secluded spot in the wilderness for
more than forty days writing the text around the pictures
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for our forthcoming work, 'New Testament Stories Comic-
ally Illustrated,'"
Writing the text around the pictures for the
Illustrated New Testament took me through the
Gospels, Acts, and Epistles more carefully than I
had traveled the ground before. This "New Testa-
ment Comically Illustrated" (now scarce if not
rare as a separate volume) contains, as the owner
of one will observe, above one hundred and sixty
chapters. The editor found the 400-word limit irk-
some, and so wrote along until he had done about
forty of the two hundred pages which were to be
written. It was at this point that I took the pic-
tures and other material and retired to Skeetside,
where I pursued my aim at the rate of a half-
dozen pages a day.
There was current talk of putting the "Passion
Play" on the stage in New York, and the Presby-
terian ministers were protesting against the piece as
"sacrilegious in the sight of God." Where they got
the assurance that God so viewed the production
they didn't say. But mulling over the story to pick
out material for a page of matter where I could find
it, I couldn't have missed the drama if I had been
looking for something else, or if the Rt. Hon. John
M. Robertson had never pointed it out.
As the prelude to the "betrayal," the curtain was
to be seen by the mind's eye going up on Jesus
and his twelve disciples sitting around the dish that
held their supper. You observe them reaching for
food. As the dish goes down he tells the com-
pany, "One of you shall betray me." This shows
he has a way of knowing things. The scene is pro-
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tracted by giving them each a line. "Is it I?" they
ask, one after another. To Judas, when his turn
comes, the leading man of the play (who is Jesus)
answers, "Thou hast said." In real life some one
would have asked Jesus to explain himself; but this
was a mystery. The serious charge against one of
their number apparently is accepted as part of the
program; they sing a hymn, giving the quartet op-
portunity to introduce song specialties. They walk
off, and when they come on again it is the Garden
of Gethsemane. The disciples sleep. As they have
taken no precaution to prevent Judas from carry-
ing out his design, he steals away unperceived by all
except the audience. Although there is no one
awake to make a historical note of the circum-
stance, we are told that Jesus withdraws and offers
up a prayer. Only the dramatist and the fictionist
are licensed to state incidents that have no wit-
nesses.
The praying of Washington at Valley Forge, out
in the woods away from his staff (a legend per-
petuated in 1928 by the issue of the Washington
postage stamp that The Truth Seeker named "the
Valley Forgery") was undoubtedly suggested to the
pious mind of its original narrator by the fictionist
who wrote that Jesus "was withdrawn from them
about a stone's cast, and kneeled down, and prayed."
In May, 1902, the population of the Island of
Martinique, one of the Lesser Antilles, was wiped
out by an explosion of the volcanic Mt. Pelee, which
utterly destroyed St. Pierre, the island's largest city,
and the shipping in the harbor. Forty thousand
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persons lost their lives when overwhelmed by the
fall of hot ashes and lava blown into the air. The
population of Martinique was Catholic. Deploring
the extinction of life, The Truth Seeker said: "The
death of 30,000 good Catholics is not taken as proof
that Providence was neglectful, but the finding of
a wafer unconsumed in the ruins of the Cathedral
demonstrates to the mind of faith that God was at
his old trick of working worthless miracles." Re-
ports said. that when the explosion came three
thousand had gathered into the Cathedral to wor-
ship, and none survived. I quote an observation:
"The eruption whereby Mt. Pelee benevolently assimilated
the inhabitants of St. Pierre, in the Island of Martinique,
left but one man to tell about it; and he was in jail! He
regards his escape as Providential. About the same thing
happened when the cities of the plain were destroyed, a
good while ago, for although Lot, the gentleman who
escaped, was not an inmate of the jail, he certainly ought
to have been. A report from the scene of the late disaster
mentions the death of three thousand who had gathered in
a cathedral to worship. Was there not in that devout
bunch some individual as worthy to be saved as the fellow
in the cooler? The event forces the melancholy conclusion
that there was not. 'True and righteous,' it has been re-
marked, 'are thy judgments, Lord God Almighty,' and who
am I that I should review the decision?"
The holocaust visited the island on the religious
holiday called the Feast of the Ascension. "The
interior of the cathedral," wrote a correspondent
just after the visitation, "spelled destruction more
eloquently than any other part of St. Pierre. At
one end the facade, and the great bell, with the
gnarled, distorted framework of the bell tower; at
the other the shattered marble and the scorched
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discolorful fittings of the altar. At one's feet lay
pictured biblical carvings, the beautiful doors of the
sanctuary wrested from their hinges, and the candel-
abra broken like pipestems. The walls and roof
buried all these in an immense mass of debris. The
great Christ that had stood midway between the
towers, seeming from the sea against the back-
ground of green as if the statue were erected high
up on the hills, was nowhere to be seen." The de-
vastation was more complete than in the temple of
the Philistine god Dagon, for Dagon, though pros-
trate, was still to be seen.
Herr Johann Most, with his cry of "Nieder mit
der Tyrannei," exhausted the resources of the law
which he contemned, and getting no relief, went to
the penitentiary for a year. William McQueen,
editor of an anarchist paper in New York called
Liberty, using the language made famous in 1912
by the Rev. Father Phelan of St. Louis, served a
term in a New Jersey prison for saying: "To hell
with government." Other sufferers from the cen-
sorship were Lois Waisbrooker and Mattie Pen-
hallow. The two innocent old ladies were indicted
in Tacoma, Washington, for an article printed in
Mrs. Waisbrooker's paper "Clothed with the Sun."
The jury acquitted Mattie, while Lois was convicted
and fined $100. It was a penalty on opinion, the
language used being above reproach. Truth Seeker
readers contributed the funds for her defense and
fine.
Two cases growing out of religious exercises in
the public schools were pending in 1902. A son
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of Mr. J.B. Billard of North Topeka, Kansas,
was expelled for refusing to participate, and Mr.
Billard appealed to the courts. In Beatrice, Ne-
braska, Daniel Freeman advised his son Ray to
absent himself during the offering of prayer, sing-
ing of hymns, and reading of the Bible. The
American Secular Union engaged counsel and
fought the case out. Commissioner Ames ren-
dered the opinion that observance in the public
schools of customs and usages of sectarian
churches or religions organizations was forbidden
by the constitution of the state.
Ryan Walker, the car-
toonist, coming to New
York from the West
early in the year, began
to illustrate The Truth
Seeker. He had no
other engagements and,
working rapidly, filled
columns and pages with
his pictures, which
RYAN WALKER. were good ones.
Theodore Roosevelt,
being President, and the Philppines troubles
(which were religious ones) not having been ad-
justed, he sent William Howard Taft to Rome
for a confab with the pope. The expelling of the
friars and the opening up of the islands to
Protestant missionaries were offenses against the
holy see that only a money payment could atone
for. Ryan Walker caricatured the situation with
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a picture of Uncle Sam kissing the pope's toe
and apologizing for his awkwardness, since this
was the first time he had lowered himself to the
performance of that act. In the war of this
country with Spain the pope had sided with the
Catholic country, as had also the German kaiser
whom his holiness regarded as a "son"; and for
that reason such deference to the Vatican as the
mission of Taft denoted was adversely commented
upon by non-Catholics. The Truth Seeker an-
nounced that Uncle Sam had gone to Canossa.
The editor in a paragraph as of April 26 ap-
plauds Mr. Roosevelt. "It gives us all the more
pleasure," the piece reads, "to record an instance
where Mr. Roosevelt has shown independence and
fairness of mind towards an Agnostic. He re-
cently appointed to office a man of national repu-
tation who for twenty years has been a subscriber
to The Truth Seeker and a Freethinker who has
done what he could to show the fallacy of Chris-
tianity." The appointee is not named. It was
Mr. Pat Garrett of Texas, who held the post of
collector of customs at El Paso until he committed
the social error of introducing to the President, and
perhaps to Mrs. Roosevelt and Alice, his friend
Tom Powers. When Roosevelt learned that Mr.
Powers was a noted gambler, the story went, he
made an end of Billy the Kid's captor as collector
of customs.
A number of ministers in Denver tried without
success to banish, Mark Twain's "Huckleberry
Finn" from the public library on the score of im-
morality. Mark, in a letter to the Denver Post,
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expressed the fear that God had dealt unkindly
with the ministers in the matter of wisdom.
"There is nobody for me to attack in this matter,"
he wrote, "even with soft and gentle ridicule --
and I should not think of using a grown-up weapon
in this kind of a nursery. Above all, I couldn't
venture to attack the clergymen whom you men-
tion, for I have their habits and live in the same
glass house which they are occupying. I am al-
ways reading immoral books on the sly and then
selfishly trying to prevent other people from hav-
ing the same wicked good time."
In the way of a social event, Helen Gardener
married Lieut. Seldon Allen Day of the United
States Army and went to reside in Washington.
A few members of the American Secular Union
who withdrew in 1901 when J.B. Wilson resigned
the presidency met in convention at Cincinnati un-
der the name of the National Liberal Party.
A Swedish Freethought fortnightly paper, "For-
skaren" (The Investigator), flourished in Minne-
apolis. The "Philosopher," published in Kansas
City by C.F. Eldredge, and carrying the name of
Dr. J.E. Roberts as one of the editors, ended its
career by merging with The Truth Seeker at the
end of 1902. The Boston Investigator, L.K.
Washburn, proprietor, was not prospering. Mr.
Washburn said that he allowed himself a salary
of ninety-seven cents per day, and often rashly
drew half of it.
Liberal societies met regularly in Boston (J.P.
Bland resident speaker), Cincinnati, Washington,
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(A picture of many people, it is almost impossible
to match the person with the names listed below.)
THESE WERE TOGETHER ONCE.
This gem of a picture, as I regard it, is a belated dis-
covery, more timely now, however, than hereafter, for it
dates back almost to what The Times, reviewing "Fifty
Years," Vol. 1, called "the late lamented century."
The place is the entrance to the Long Island Business
College, South Eighth street, between Bedford and Driggs
avenues, where the Brooklyn Philosophical Association
held its meetings; the occasion, a congress of the Ameri-
can Secular Union in 1902, More faces than names
come to mind. At the upper left-hand corner is Mr.
Winham, who grew old as secretary of the B.P.A. A
few faces to the reader's right are the author of these
memoirs and his better element; next, in the background,
probably, George Gillen, with Mrs. Gillen in front of him
a step down and forward. Over near the lady in the um-
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brella hat, who might be Mrs. Loomiller, we suspect the
presence of M. Goldsmith, who long sat at the door of the
Manhattan Liberal Club. From the left again, that might
be Mr. Slensby in the hard hat. The adjacent lady next
was known to all who went to Liberal meetings forty years
ago; Mrs. Robinson, I think. The central figure is
either E.C. Reichwald or Henry Rowley, whose pictures
resemble each other; then Mrs. Gillen, as aforesaid, and
over beneath the outer brim of the Gainsborough hat,
Susan H. Wixon, editor of our Children's Corner. The
bald man of the triangle is Joseph Warwick. Florence
Johnson's young daughters, Bertha and Pearl, are partly
concealed by the couple in front (who will doubtless say
I ought to remember them). Pearl always captured our
boy Putnam, when present, so that would be the future
Gob at her elbow. Back of him, Eugene, sometime captain
Eleventh Engineers, A.E.F. And so we come to Libby
Culbertson Macdonald, not wearing a large birthday cake,
frosted on top and down the sides, for a lid, but a hat of
the period. The female wearer of the black hat nearby,
with a white center, might pass for Miss Levin, the
Broadway photographer, whose name in that era was on
the pictures of so many of the Liberals and "radicals."
Diagonally across the picture from Mr. Winham, E.M.
Macdonald, for twenty-six years editor of The Truth
Seeker, is standing. Beside him Charles Watts completes
the group, which would have been incomplete without him.
Other figures, unknown to me, are in the original photo-.
graph, to the right and left of those included.
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D.C., Los Angeles, Philadelphia, New York, and
Brooklyn; and Hugh O. Pentecost spoke every
Sunday morning at Mott Memorial Hall, New
York.
The American Secular Union held its twenty-
sixth annual Congress in the Long Island Business
College Hall, Brooklyn, November 15 and 16. The
announced speakers were Edwin C. Walker,
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Charles Watts, Susan H. Wixon, Moncure D.
Conway, Herbert N. Casson, Hugh O. Pentecost,
and Henry Rowley. The Congress elected E.M.
Macdonald president, E.C. Reichwald secretary,
and Dr. Foote treasurer. The attendance was
good, and the quality of the addresses is guaran-
teed by the names of the speakers who gave them.
That of Charles Watts was the last he ever deliv-
ered in America.
Able writers contributed to The Truth Seeker
in 1902. The more widely known were Dr. J.E.
Roberts of Kansas City, John E. Remsburg of
Atchison (Kan.), Judge C.B. White of Chicago,
Dr. W.A. Croffut, William Henry Burr, Gen.
William Birney, David Eccles of Washington (D.
C.), Hugh O. Pentecost and Bolton Hall of New
York, Mrs. Elizabeth M. Evans of Munich (Ba-
varia), Ida Craddock of Philadelphia, and Marilla
M. Ricker of Dover (N.H.).
Besides Ida Craddock, the necrology for this
year includes Capt. Robert C. Adams, president
of the Montreal Freethought Club, and past presi-
dent of the Canadian Secular Union, who was
born in Boston December 11, 1839, and died in
Sedgwick, Maine, 1902. A comprehensive sketch
of his useful and eventful life is given in Putnam's
"Four Hundred Years."
CHAPTER XIV.
THROUGH an oversight on the part of my
friends, relatives, and the public, I had
never been the guest of a birthday party
until the year 1903; so it was a novelty if not a
surprise that on the 11th day of April a consider-
able company assembled at Skeetside in time to
greet me with a series of pleasantries which they
must have thought of in advance, when I came
home from my day's work at the office. My clear-
est recollection of the occasion is that none of the
visitors treated the affair seriously, but thought it
best to recall my past with joke and jest.
The ministers of Montclair, N.J., where I have
lived since 1900, issued in 1903 an appeal for better
observance of Sunday. "We, the undersigned,"
they said, "have viewed with anxiety many signs
of a growing laxity in regard to Sunday observ-
ance." The editor of The Truth Seeker, living
in Glenridge, was at a loss to know what could be
doing at the commuters' paradise so to excite the
parsons. I supplied the information, which, hav-
ing appeared in The Truth Seeker, was copied into
a paper circulated in Montclair:
"People living near Skeetside, which is within the limits of
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Montclair -- southeast corner, next to the woods -- could give
the editor information on that subject, or he could have
got it first-hand by dropping around there on the Sunday
that the appeal was read in the churches. A busy scene,
of an agricultural mature, was then presented to view. A
horse that once galloped before the hosecart of the volunteer
fire department, but had now got over his hurry, drew a
plow through the soil of my garden and chewed stolen
mouthfuls of grapevine. A neighbor, who owns the horse,
followed the plow and chewed tobacco. At one side stood
the neighbor's wife holding a baby, which chewed its thumb.
Strung on the wire fence were a number of small children,
chewing the last pieces of their breakfast, Soon, not far
away, God's hired men would stand in their pulpits, chewing
the rag of Sabbatarian controversy.
"It was a clear case of Sunday law violation, and a con-
stable happening along would have caught the gang with
the goods on. But I had my defense prepared. The work
was one of necessity and charity: the garden needed plow-
ing, and the man who plowed it needed the money. I doubt
if the ministers could have put up as strong an argument
as that for plowing the atmosphere with their voices."
The case for Sunday observance in Montclair is
hopeless. The law might as easily stop automo-
biling as the work which householders from neces-
sity must do about their premises. on the first day
of the week.
Under the provisions of a law passed in the craze
for exterminating "anarchists" that followed the
assassination of McKinley (although the complic-
ity of any anarchist in the crime was never estab-
lished), Secretary Cortelyou of the Department of
Commerce and Labor caused the arrest of John
Turner, an English labor agitator and organizer.
Cortelyou said that Turner would be deported. In
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the interest of free speech The Truth Seeker took
up Turner's defense, being joined therein by Man-
hattan Liberal Club members and the Free Speech
League. Immediate action followed by Hugh O.
Pentecost as attorney, with habeas corpus proceed-
ings. It appeared from the arguments made before
Judge Lacombe on a motion to dismiss the writ of
habeas corpus that the demand for Turner's ex-
pulsion was based on the theory that labor unions
are a menace to the republic. Bail was refused.
The Defense Committee met at the residence of
Dr. E.B. Foote, head of the Free Speech League,
which was the predecessor of the present Civil Lib-
erties Union. The League appointed a mass meet-
ing at Cooper Union, to be addressed by Ernest
Crosby, John DeWitt Warner, Henry Frank, and
Congressman Robert Baker. John S. Crosby, the
Single Tax leader, presided. In the list of vice-
presidents there were, among others, Dr. Felix
Adler, Henry George, Jr., Franklin H. Gaddings
(the Columbia University professor), and Oswald
Garrison Villard, now editor of The Nation.
William Lloyd Garrison wrote a letter.
This Turner case ran over into the next year,
and the more it was discussed the more absurd it
appeared. Turner was in a sense an Anarchist;
that is, an idealist. He admitted that he disbe-
lieved in organized government, but he was not one
of the kind contemplated by the statute who ad-
vocated the overturning of government by force
and the removal of heads of government by assas-
sination. He just didn't believe in organized gov-
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ernment, and even the conservative newspapers saw
the humor of prosecuting or deporting anybody for
what he did not believe in.
It was a queer feature of this Turner case that
the bondsmen did not have to produce him or for-
feit the bond, and he was under no compulsion to
remain within the jurisdiction of the court. He
had committed no offense in the United States
for which he could be held. His crime was think-
ing the way he did before he came here, and for
that he could only be chased back. If he chose to
chase himself, the court was agreeable. And that
is what he did. When he had stayed here as long
as he wanted to, he went home to England. A de-
cision in his favor would have done him no good.
It was The Truth Seeker and the Free Speech
League that wanted the favorable decision.
Miss Voltairine de Cleyre, an accomplished
writer in poetry and prose, and also an eloquent
speaker on radical topics, drew a pistol shot from
a fellow named Helcher, which severely wounded
her; but Miss de Cleyre declined to prosecute him
at law for the assault, or even to identify him in
court as her assailant. The Truth Seeker said
of Miss de Cleyre's refusal to prosecute: "It is
left to an Atheist to exemplify in this century the
forbearance which his followers say Jesus taught
two thousand years ago."
The Curtis Library of Meriden, Conn., accepted
the offer made by Mr. Franklin T. Ives of a thou-
sand-dollar gift on condition that the works of
Voltaire and Paine should be placed on the library
shelves for general use.
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Judge Hazen of the Shawnee county court at
Topeka, Kan., decided, Jan. 12, that compulsory at-
tendance on prayers and Bible reading in the public
schools does not violate constitutional rights. This
was adverse to the plaintiff, J.B. Billard of North
Topeka, whose son Philip had been expelled from
school for not giving his attention to the religious
instruction that preceded school exercises, and who
sought the boy's reinstatement by the court. Mr.
Billard took the case to the supreme court of the
state to have the opinion confirmed.
When former Mayor Abram S. Hewitt died, Jan.
18, it was recalled that he was the only recent
mayor of New York who "had the independence to
refuse to raise a foreign flag on the City Hall" -- to
wit, the Irish flag on St. Patrick's day.
United Societies of Illinois in Favor of Taxing
Church Property held conventions in Chicago. Sec-
retary E.C. Reichwald of the American Secular
Union was an officer. The united societies were
Turnerbunds and workmen's unions. A deputation
carried lists of untaxed property to the capital, con-
sulted with the legislators, and reported to The
Truth Seeker of March 14, 1903. The year fol-
lowing Mr. Reichwald wrote that "a large amount
of property which previously had been exempted
was added to the assessment roll."
The Bible having been excluded from the schools
of Chicago, the ministers and pious women's or-
ganizations tried to get it back in the form of
"selections." The American Secular Union, which
had been instrumental in banishing the Bible, suc-
234 FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT [1903
cessfully opposed the readings, and they were re-
jected by the school trustees.
An independent party invited Clarence S. Dar-
row, then a member of the Illinois legislature, to be
a candidate for mayor of Chicago. Mr. Darrow
before accepting warned his proponents that if
elected he would be unable to fulfill their expecta-
tions. However, he appears to have placed himself
in the hands of his friends. Mr. Darrow was not
elected mayor of Chicago. On the other hand, he
took to wife Miss Ruby Hammerstein of Gales-
burg, Ill., a newspaper contributor of the pen name
of Ruby Stanleigh. Of this The Truth Seeker
approved.
The new "religious associations" laws of France
were being put into operation. They required the
associations to register and give a list of their in-
mates and property, while the religious schools
were brought under supervision. Orders and
schools not complying with the law were suppressed.
Many of them went to other countries, one at least
to take refuge in New York, but conditions exist-
ing prior to the adoption of the law have since re-
turned through politics following the World War.
The German kaiser visited in state the Pope at
Rome with the hope to assume the protectorate over
Catholics theretofore exercised by France. The
pope not being ready to offend France denied the
Kaiser's application. The Church is still hopeful
of bringing her eldest daughter to repentance.
Were I writing a work on special providences, I
should include the following newspaper dispatch:
"Reynolds's Bridge, Conn., June 23. -- During a
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thunderstorm George Norton's house was struck.
The bolt seriously damaged an old Bible, but dodged
a copy of Paine's 'Age of Reason'."
The Doukhobors (Spirit Wrestlers), called also
Tolstoy Quakers, made an unusual religious demon-
stration in Manitoba when they removed their
clothing and took to the road as a protest against
the breaking up of a pilgrimage they had previous-
ly inaugurated. It is one of the mysteries of re-
ligion why some women in their practice of it
should wear the all-concealing garb of a nun, while
others wear none at all.
Societies meeting were the Boston Freethought
Society, the Washington Secular League, the Lib-
eral Club, the Progressive Club, and Free Speech
League of Los Angeles, the Friendship Liberal
League in Philadelphia, the Manhattan Liberal
Club, and the Brooklyn Philosophical Association.
Pentecost lectured every week at Lyric Hall and
Henry Frank at the Carnegie Lyceum. Newark,
N.J. had a Truth Seeker Club, meeting at 17 Park
Street. Jewish Freethinkers in New York organ-
ized the Liberal Arts Society in the image of the
Manhattan Liberal Club. In November The Truth
Seeker reported: "The Liberal meetings in New
York these days are crowded." The American
Secular Union held no congress in 1903.
Stuart Robson, the actor, a friend of Ingersoll's
and a Freethinker, as his son told me, assigned to
himself the part of challenger of the clergy when
any of them alleged the morals of stage people to
be low. In order to answer in kind Mr. Robson
compiled a scrapbook, which in time grew to the
236 FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT [1903
size of the largest dictionary, composed entirely of
pieces clipped from newspapers, on the crimes and
misdemeanors of the ministers. With this ma-
terial ready to be quoted, he offered to prove to the
incautious preacher that he had libeled a profession
producing fewer criminals than his own. Mr. Rob-
son died in May, 1903
When Eliza Boardman Burnz, for seventeen
years teacher of phonography in Cooper Union,
went from Walters Park, Pa., June 9, 1903, to
where the good Freethinking women go, the editor
of The Truth Seeker paid his tribute of admira-
tion to her "as a defender of the right and a zeal-
ous advocate of reform." Her advocacy ran along
with that of this paper in its adhesion to freedom
of the press, and her reform was the simplified spell-
ing she induced D.M. Bennett to adopt. When
she began teaching in New York, there were not
half a dozen woman stenographers in the city. She
introduced girls to the profession and "earned the
proud title of Mother of the Young Woman Sten-
ographer." She lived 80 years.
For many years New Hampshire's best known
Freethinker was William C. Sturoc of Sunapee,
who about 1900, being of sound and disposing mind
and getting old, sent me a set of the poems of Peter
Pindar (John Wolcott, 1738-1819), and the bound
volumes of "Porcupine's Works" (Cobbett). Mr.
Sturoc, Scotch by birth, practiced law in New
Hampshire and served in the state legislature. His
writings for The Truth Seeker were scholarly and
precise. He died May 31, 1903, at the age of 80
years.
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Mrs. Ingersoll's mother, Harriet E. Parker, died
July 27 at Walston, Dobbs Ferry, New York. Mrs.
Parker, nee Lyon, Newton Lower Falls, Mass. in
1816, and her husband, Benjamin Weld Parker of
Boston, were both of Bunker Hill ancestry. They
moved west to Tazewell county, Illinois, where they
raised Eva, whom Ingersoll married. They were a
family of Agnostics, and Mrs. Parker could name
Abraham Lincoln as one of the guests at her home.
One day in September, Capt. Silas Latham of
the fishing schooner Ester and Anita, lying at anchor
at Five Fathom Banks off Atlantic City, came on
deck in oilskins and jackboots, to take the wheel
while the men made sail, when a wall of water,
mast-high, swept over the starboard bow, carrying
away the foremast on which sail had been hoisted,
and clearing the deck of everything movable, includ-
ing the boats. The men forward, who had seen the
wave coming and made themselves fast, climbed into
the rigging and looked astern. The captain and two
sailors were far away making a brave fight for life
by swimming. Another great wave went over them
and they were seen no more. Captain Latham,
master and owner, was one of the most successful
men in the fishing fleet that went out of New York.
During the war he was a pilot of Union vessels in
the South. On the subscription list of The Truth
Seeker he was marked "Forever," and put his name
down on all subscriptions. Once every season, in
vacation time, he gave me a week afloat in his
schooner. The fatal storm was a hurricane that
wrecked many craft and drowned many men.
The founder of the New York State Freethink-
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ers' Association in the early days of The Truth
Seeker, H.L. Green, publisher of the Freethinkers'
Magazine, died October 30 in Chicago. In his 75
years, begun at Virgil, N.Y., 1828, he had been
farmer, log rafter, school teacher, lawyer, office
holder, justice of the peace, and anti-slavery
speaker. At his death T.B. Wakeman and Pearl
Geer combined the magazine with their Torch of
Reason and called the result The Liberal Review.
Under that name it passed to Mr. M. M. Manga-
sarian and became an independent religious period-
ical, not long-lived.
An address on "The Life and Work of Herbert
Spencer," before the Liberal Club, by Franklin H.
Giddings, professor of sociology at Columbia, ap-
peared in two sections in The Truth Seeker of No-
vember 7 and 14, 1903. Professor Giddings said:
"Mr. Spencer rather than Mr. Darwin had given to
the world the complete philosophy of evolution, of
development. Mr. Darwin showed the evolution-
ary process of one particular sphere of natural
phenomena, that of living beings, and he showed the
working of one particular process in this mighty
change, the process of natural selection, as it is
called. Mr. Spencer has shown that the process
of evolution is universal; that it pertains to the great
starry systems of the skies from the nebula of
gaseous matter; that it pertains to the long, slow
development of the crust of the earth through geo-
logic time; that it pertains also to the rise of social
institutions and the development of man's mind,
his laws, his customs, his governments, his morality,
and his art."
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Mr. Spencer died at Brighton, England, on the
morning of December 5, 1903, in his eighty-fourth
year.
The Liberal University of Silverton, Oregon,
moved the first of the year 1903 to Kansas City,
Mo., where it planned to reopen in October. The
Northwest Business and Normal College of Salem
took over the Silverton buildings and land. These
facts, with the additional one that The Torch of
Reason would thereafter be published in Kansas
City, were communicated to The Truth Seeker by
Mr. T.J. Tanner, then and now (1929) a Kansas
City resident. At the same time Mr. D. Priestly of
Newburg, Ore., wrote disparagingly of the institu-
tion, saying the Liberal University never had been
so much as a good high school since the Hosmers
were displaced, Mr. T.B. Wakeman now being the
whole thing; and it sounded funny to Mr. Priestly,
he averred, to call one man a University. Mr.
Priestly resented Mr. Wakeman's circulating a peti-
tion against the seating of Reed Smoot, the Mor-
mon senator from Utah. He was for years a con-
tinuous correspondent of The Truth Seeker, and
when his letters ceased coming the editor wrote him
to ask why. He replied that he was getting along
in years, and had lapsed into silence with the idea
that it was as well for a man to be forgotten for a
little while before death as immediately afterwards.
My final Observation for the year appears to be
the following: "At this season the public school
teachers take upon themselves without extra pay the
burden of familiarizing young minds with the story
of the babe in the manger, illustrated by cuts. In
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a school near Skeetside, which is in New Jersey,
the teacher showed a small boy an idealized pic-
ture of the holy infant, with the accessories of
radiant star and effulgent nimbus. The boy looked
at the display, and then asked if the child was
really born on Christmas Day. The surprised in-
structress replied yes, of course, and inquired the
reason for so strange a question. "Because," said
the boy, "with an eye on the coruscating symbols,
"I thought from the fireworks they are setting off
he must have been born on the Fourth of July."
The desultory religious education given to the
boys I have brought up left them free to form un-
biased conclusions.
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CHAPTER XV.
OFTEN The Truth Seeker has been admon-
ished that its influence would be enhanced
and its circulation widened if it would
broaden its field. Naturally the admonition comes
from persons who want it to broaden in the direc-
tion of the particular advocacy in which they are
most interested; but since the paper does not so
expand itself by thinning the original mixture, they
remain cold. Should the broadening take place in
some other way than theirs, they would denounce
the editor for not sticking to his subject.
Long since the editor of The Truth Seeker dis-
covered that he must carefully watch his step; that
while he might not give his adhesion to all of the
reforms proposed by radicals, he at the same time
could slight none of them without hurting the feel-
ings of a subscriber. Trial and error taught him
that this principle held good as regards, for ex-
ample, vegetarianism, prohibition, anti-vivisection,
anti-vaccination, dress reform, woman suffrage.
One section of his readers he might offend by writ-
ing down Socialism, another by aiming at Anar-
chism or the Single Tax. Expressed incredulity
as regards the facts of Spiritualism invariably
brings a rebuke conceived more in pity than in
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242 FIFTY YEARS OF FREETHOUGHT [1904
anger. The same of Buddhism. Finding that all
reforms are at one against orthodoxy and con-
servatism, the editor arrived at his generalization --
"the oneness of heterodoxies and the pervasiveness
of Freethought in all reforms." They are all one,
and Freethought is the constant factor.
Early in life Herbert Spencer went so far in re-
form as to take up vegetarianism -- then regarded
as a subtle form of Atheism -- and although he later
abandoned the error, which he held responsible for
failing mental vigor, it had implanted the seeds of
disbelief, and he died an Atheist to the gods of
his generation.
Some one will correct me if I am wrong, but I
think that every species of reform or fad, polit-
ical or social, industrial or religious, has on one
occasion or another swum into The Truth Seeker's
ken and been remarked upon -- unless it be medical
reform which ought to be fortified with something
more than opinion. Whether the editor's theory
of the "oneness of reform" be verified or not, it
still accounts for the wide circle of Freethought
interests, of which those I have mentioned are in
no wise a complete list. The circle includes many
branches of science, evolution, eugenics, marriage
and divorce, dietetics, family limitation, feminism,
and so on.
The Truth Seeker had been prohibited in Can-
ada since 1895, when in January, 1904, Postmaster
Van Cott of New York, having thrice held up our
Canadian mail, replied to the Editor's inquiry by
saying that since the paper was undeliverable in
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Canada, he could accept for transmission no copies
addressed to that country. When the editor re-
joined that the exclusion from Canada was based
on religious grounds not recognized in the United
States, Mr. Van Cott wrote that the matter would
be referred to the Hon. First Assistant Postmaster-
General at Washington for an opinion. The func-
tionary named, being R.J. Wynne, a Roman Cath-
olic, and the excluding officials of Canada being
Catholics likewise, the Editor's hopes fell. "Fat
chance for favorable action there," he said. But
Mr. Wynne promised he would refer the corre-
spondence to N.M. Brooks, general superintendent
of the foreign mail service. That he so referred
it is doubtful, since in a short time Postmaster Van
Cott of New York wrote again: "I beg to in-
form you that the Hon. First Assistant Postmaster-
General (Wynne) directs this office to advise you
that the appeal made in your letter has been deter-
mined in your favor. Copies may be presented for
mailing as second-class matter at your conven-
ience"! And Wynne a Roman Catholic I
The Editor learned that the appeal never left
the office of Mr. Wynne, and that the Hon. First
Assistant himself took the responsibility of making
the favorable determination.
The Canadian prohibition has never been re-
scinded, but Mr. Wynne's successors have shown
themselves poorer Americans than he was by con-
senting to it and ordering copies of The Truth
Seeker bearing Canadian addresses to be stopped
at the New York postoffice.
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Herbert Spencer was recently dead, and between
the powers of light and darkness there went on a
struggle for the possession of his soul. The min-
isters paid Spencer posthumous honors as a near-
Christian. But I quote from my Observation col-
umn:
"The struggle of the theologians to demonstrate that
Herbert Spencer was really a promoter of religious faith
is the most ineffectual form of pious endeavor that I have
noted. The doctors of divinity have seldom started on
any course where it was so easy to head them off. The
Syntactic Philosophy is no religion. Any belief that is
enough like religion to warrant passing the contribution
box in its behalf must have a deity or a god who hears and
understands when he is addressed in language. There has
to be a god between whom and the worshiper it is possible
that some sort of intelligible relations can be set up.
Spencer claims no knowledge of anything like that. I
doubt that there is the least excuse for thinking of religion
when Spencer's philosophy is under notice, except to note
that the philosophy contradicts religion, or for speaking
of gods when his 'unknowable' is mentioned, farther than
to remark that it is no deity. The Unknowable is not a
He but an It, which cannot be worshiped or even blas-
phemed. John Fiske believed, or said he did, that Spencer
was a friend of religion; but he was so only to the ex-
tent that one may do another a friendly act by showing
him that he is a liar. Not long ago Mr. Goldwin Smith
maintained, in a discussion with Dr. Moncure D. Con-
way, that Spencer was a religious man because he believed
that veneration and gratitude are due to 'the ultimate
essence of things.' Dr. Conway denied that Spencer ever
expressed such a belief, but be bowed to the memory of
Mr. Smith, who asserted that he recalled reading it in
Spencer's writings. Nevertheless Dr. Conway was right.
What Mr. Smith evidently had in mind was a passage in
Spencer's discussion with Frederic Harrison, the Positivist.
Harrison urged that veneration and gratitude are due the
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Great Being, Humanity. Spencer acknowledged no such
debt as owing in any direction, but said the obvious answer
was that 'if veneration and gratitude are due at all, they
are due to the Ultimate Cause from which Humanity,
individually and as a whole, in common with all other
things, has proceeded.' Mr. Smith, thinking that religion
needed the indorsement of Mr. Spencer, ignored the sub-
juctiveness of the clause and forgave him the 'if.' Har-
rison did the same thing, but Spencer protested: 'I have
nowhere "proposed" any "object of religion." I have
nowhere suggested that anyone should "worship the Un-
knowable." No line of mine gives grounds for inquiring
how the Unknowable is to be sought "in a devout way,"
or for asking what are "the religious exercises"; nor
have I suggested that anyone may find "consolation there-
in."'
"What the friends of Spencer, who are also friends of
religion, should do is to dilate on the philosopher's service
to the truth, and then, in a subsquent discourse, they may
adduce proof, if any exists, that religion and truth are
either identical or bear any relation to each other. And
they will find that the thing is not so simple as it looks."
One reason why Spencer apparently quit trying
to correct men's erroneous beliefs about religion
was that he realized it would be effort wasted. "In
my earlier days," he said, "I constantly made the
foolish assumption that conclusive proofs would
change beliefs, but experience has long since dis-
sipated my faith in men's rationality." Again: "If
it be asked why, thinking thus, I have persevered
in setting forth views at variance with current
creeds, my reply is the one elsewhere made: It is
better for each to utter that which he sincerely be-
lieves to be true, and, adding his unit of influence
to all other units, leave the results to work them-
selves out."
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One of Philadelphia's most prominent educators
told a representative of the Philadelphia North
American, May 2, 1904: "Andrew Carnegie is an
Infidel."
"I don't believe in God," said Carnegie to a man
who went to see him seeking financial aid for
"God's work." But the ironmaster's disbelief, like
Mark Twain's, took the form of irreverence. He
perpetrated in that year 1904 a practical joke on
Dickinson College, Carlisle, Pa., a Methodist in-
stitution. The college had lately lost one of its
buildings by fire, and the mind of its president, Dr.
George E. Reed, turned to Carnegie as the pos-
sible source of a contribution to erect a new one.
Dickinson chanced to be the institution that in 1852
had bestowed the prefix reverend on Carnegie's ad-
mired friend, Moncure D. Conway; and so, not-
withstanding Dr. Conway had dropped the minis-
terial title, turned Infidel, and was at the time in
Rome as a delegate to the International Freethought
Congress, Mr. Carnegie told the man who solicited
his money in behalf of the Methodist seat of learn-
ing that he would subscribe fifty thousand dollars
toward a new building if they would call it Con-
way Hall. The trustees consenting, the hall was
built and named accordingly. The Truth Seeker
chortled with unholy joy to see an institution
founded in Calvinism in 1783 by John Dickinson,
and taken over by the Methodists one hundred and
twenty years later, pay this distinguished honor to
a living Freethinker.
During 1904 Steven T. Byington, a scholar who
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is now writing occasionally to the New York Na-
tion, but then best known as a contributor to Ben-
jamin R. Tucker's Liberty (being in general agree-
ment with the opinions therein expressed), sent to
The Truth Seeker, in a letter of considerable length,
"A Challenge to Freethinkers." In the first part
of it he made the declaration: "I suppose it to be
a fact that irreligious children of irreligious par-
ents are likely not to be worth much"; and "I do
not seem to remember any case where one of irre-
ligious parentage and education has amounted to
enough to be a credit to his opinions." Mr. Bying-
ton named Pownall, Vermont, as an irreligious
town, or one where no church had ever thrived,
nor had intelligence or education developed much,
while it had been the scene of two whitecappings
within a short time. He evinced the purpose of
holding Freethought responsible for the low sta-
tus of Pownall. Now not a soul in the town was
known to The Truth Seeker subscription list, nor
as a correspondent or purchaser of books; and
Pownall had no liberal society. There was no
Freethought community concerned here. Pownall
was to The Truth Seeker as Nineveh and Tyre.
But as to the offspring of Freethinkers, well, I
begged Mr. Byington to accept of one who
amounted to a plenty. To quote:
"There was a person once who challenged Colonel
Ingersoll to name an inventor of the last century who
was not a professor of the Christian faith. Ingersoll
might have mentioned more, but contended himself with
one -- that profound Agnostic, as he called him, John
Ericsson, who thought out the Monitor and invented a
hundred patentable devices while building her.
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"Now Mr. Byington craves the name of an irreligious
man of irreligious parentage who amounts to anything. I
shall follow the example of Colonel Ingersoll and offer
him but one -- CHARLES DARWIN. Darwin's father,
Dr. R.W. Darwin, F.R.S. was a Freethinker, and
Charles, a man of the first rank, an Agnostic, virtually
an Atheist, who bestowed his name upon the century in
which he lived -- The Century of Darwin.
CHARLES DARWIN.
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"For personal cause," so my Observation ran, "I speak
upon this topic with modesty and reserve, for my mother,
the parent I take after, is totally irreligious, and if my
father had religious convictions, which I doubt, his op-
portunity to impart them to me was spoiled by the Civil
War, which took him when I was an infant. And irrelig-
ious parents reared the angelic Being who condescended to
marry me, so I and mine are in a position to be observed,
if not counted."
Mr. Byington acknowledged that the parentage
of my brother and myself tended to invalidate his
theory, but that was all; he wouldn't have it that
Darwin was the son of an irreligious man. Thus
he compelled me to cite the bald facts. The truth
behind my cataloging of Darwin as the offspring
of a Freethinker was that in the year 1872 Mr.
Francis Galton addressed a number of questions
to scientific men on their nurture and nature. The
questions related also to the nurture of the fathers
of the persons addressed. In replying, Mr. Dar-
win described his father as a "Freethinker in re-
ligious matters." Those were the words Mr. Dar-
win chose. Question and answer are on page 357
of Vol. II, "Life and Letters of Charles Darwin."
And Darwin, himself a Freethinker, reared two
sons, distinguished but showing no signs of sprout-
ing any wings.
Mr. Byington forgot perhaps the daughters of
Ingersoll. And then let him consider the Huxleys.
Thomas Henry and his son Leonard and grandson
Aldous, are the same class of evidence against the
Byington theory. So is my contemporary Charles
A. Watts, son of Charles. For that matter I can
put two sons of my own on the stand. They bring
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no discredit to the opinions of their parents, and
they are paying taxes that are doubtless split to
salary the courts that put the products of religious
education into our penal institutions. If religion-
teaching parents would stock the earth for a gen-
eration or two with such men, then might be real-
ized Mr. Byington's Tolstoyan ideal of the state-
less life. He is, by the way, the only philosophical
Anarchist I know of who retains faith in the Chris-
tian religion. The great body of Christians are
archistic and are persuaded that in order that
they may have eternal life, they must be their
brother's jailer.
When this discussion arose, Clarence Darrow
had not published his book of boyhood reminis-
cences, "Farmington." In that book Darrow re-
vealed that he had inherited his religious views
from his father; and his father, a subscriber to
The Truth Seeker, was the village Infidel. So I
brought Darrow forward for Mr. Byington to con-
template, and while on the subject gave him also
Arthur Brisbane, whose father, Albert, was a radi-
cal, a close friend of Theron C. Leland, and their
children playmates. Extending the inquiry, I found
that the irreligious John Stuart Mill was the son
of an irreligious father. Dr. Conway fortified me
further, as below I wrote:
"I have now a new name, that of Francis William
Newman, who was eminent enough to he classical leader
in Bristol College and Latin professor at London Uni-
versity. He gave up Christianity in 1850, and wrote nu-
merous anti-Christian books to explain why. One of these
was 'Religion not History,' published when I was a youth
by The Truth Seeker. Professor Newman inherited his
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unbelief, as is now for the first time made known to the
world by Dr. Conway in his 'Autobiography, Memories,
and Experiences,' which is a very valuable work on account
of the extent to which it exposes the heresies of the great.
In a letter to Conway, Newman said: 'I learned at last, as
I came to be about seventeen, that my father was an
entire Freethinker, as much as I am now.' The elder
Newman was in fact an old follower of Thomas Paine."
On The Truth Seeker list are the names of wor-
thy descendants of men who took the paper in
their day and generation.
American Freethinkers had observed the birth-
day of Thomas Paine for more than half a cen-
tury when the English Freethinkers held their first
Paine celebration in 1904. A representative gath-
ering met at Lewes in Sussex, June 8, to commemo-
rate the 167th anniversary of his birth and the
95th of his death. (Lewes was Paine's place of
residence from 1768 to 1774, when he came to
America.) George Jacob Holyoake, Charles
Watts, and Dr. Clair J. Grece were there to speak.
The 1904 International Congress held in Rome
September 20-22 drew a large and distinguished
attendance. America sent Dr. Moncure D. Con-
way as a delegate. Haeckel represented Germany;
Lombroso, Italy; Berthelot, France; Maudsley,
England; Hector Denis, Belgium; Bjornson, Nor-
way; Novikov, Russia; Salmeron (ex-president),
Spain. Haeckel and several of the others named
were present; all were appointed honorary vice-
presidents. More than five thousand delegates at-
tended. The pope pronounced the congress "sa-
tanic" and shut up the Vatican while it was in ses-
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sion. He also decreed a "solemn function of
atonement for the outrage to Divine Majesty and
for the vindication of the honor and good name of
the city."
William Heaford and Joseph McCabe reported
the event for The Literary Guide; Dr. Conway for
The Truth Seeker. Prof. Ernst Haeckel commu-
nicated to the congress a plan for a universal Free-
thinkers' Alliance.
George William Foote, president of the National
Secular Society of Great Britain, and editor of
The Freethinker, returned to London to report
that the gathering was a magnificent affair; yet it
was not a Congress; it was a Demonstration.
The condition of the Freethought papers in 1904
showed a falling away. The Boston Investigator,
established in 1831 by Abner Kneeland, and now
being issued at a loss by L.K. Washburn, sus-
pended publication on July 30 and turned over its
subscription list to The Truth Seeker, Mr. Wash-
burn signing up as contributing editor. Secular
Thought, Toronto, Canada, hitherto for twenty
years a weekly, now issued as a monthly, J. Spen-
cer Ellis, successor to Charles Watts, continuing
the editorship. The postoffice authorities revoked
the second-class mailing privilege of Lucifer, the
radical paper conducted by Mrs. Lillian Harman
in Chicago, and ordered stamps on every copy; but
the discrimination was short-lived. Joseph Symes,
for two decades publisher of The Liberator, Mel-
bourne, Australia, was compelled to discontinue.
He gave as the reason, lack of support, the result
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of bad times brought on by "mad legislation, whole-
sale sport, gambling, and Socialism in its most in-
sane form." The Searchlight, successor to The
Independent Pulpit, survived at Waco, Texas, J.
D. Shaw publisher. Free Society, anarchist-com-
munist, Chicago, announced its permanent suspen-
sion. On August 13 The Truth Seeker abandoned
the use of movable type, except for advertisements,
and shortly went "on the machines" of the Le-
couver Press, where it has remained ever since.
Citizen George Francis Train, in whom the ele-
ments were so mixed as to make him an eccen-
tric genius, died the 19th of January in his 75th
year. Mr. Train, who was a non-Christian, spoke
many times from the Liberal Club platform and
had spells of writing for The Truth Seeker. On
the irrational side, he believed himself destined to
immortality of the flesh, and fancied he possessed
a force which he called "psycho" whereby he could
control the actions of others and exercise powers
over life and death. As a promoter of great
schemes in railways and shipping, he made a for-
tune and lost it.
The distinguished English Agnostic, Sir Leslie
Stephen, an associate of the Rationalist Press, died
in London, February 22, at 72.
Since Senator George F. Hoar of Massachu-
setts had contributed occasional articles to The
Truth Seeker, he may be mentioned as one of its
correspondents lost by death. He passed away
September 30, in his 79th year. He was one of
the great senators of his generation.
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The American Secular Union and Freethought
Federation called the 27th congress of the society
to meet at St. Louis, October 18, in connection
with the International Freethought Congress, for
a five days' session. Of this gathering The Truth
Seeker says editorially:
"The International Congress for Progressive and Lib-
eral Thought, in conjunction with the annual congress of
the American Secular Union and Freethought Federation,
held in St. Louis, Mo., from October 15 to October 20, was
not, as was the Rome congress to some extent, rendered
unwieldy by its size, nor hampered in its deliberations by
confusion of tongues. Although, as was to be expected
of an international congress, especially one held under
the auspices of the Freie Gemeinde, there were present
many to whom English is not native, all the proceedings
were had in that language. The business and deliberative
sessions were held in the pleasant Freie Gemeinde Hall.
The 'propaganda mass meeting' took place in the Olympic
Theater. The attendance was large and representative,
the deliberations were wise, the addresses able, the speak-
ers eloquent, the hearers enthusiastic.
"The event of the Congress was, of course, the receipt
of Professor Haeckel's proposal for a Monistic Alliance,
which he had caused to be rendered into English for pres-
entation before the St. Louis gathering. It will be found
on the second and third pages of this number of The
Truth Seeker" (Oct. 29, 1904).
The allies of the Secular Union at this meeting
were of German antecedents, as their names indi-
cated. The Committee on Organization was com-
posed of Leopold Saltiel, Ad. Falbisaner, Prof.
Geo. Kral; on credentials; George Fritz, Selmar
Pabst, Henry Heider.
The Congress elected as officers for the ensuing
year: E.M. Macdonald, president; E.C. Reich-
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wald, secretary; E.B. Foote, treasurer. The edi-
tor said: "The Congress was a success as regards
attendance, enthusiasm, and those other features
which have made previous congresses successful.
Professor Haeckel's contribution has made it mem-
orable."
The proposition of Haeckel related to a Univer-
sal Monistic Alliance -- that is, an alliance of all
freethinking societies as Monists. "The Philoso-
pher of Jena, the Darwin of Germany, is the most
eminent man," remarked the editor, "who has ever
offered 'a thesis of organization' for the guidance
of Freethinkers."
The fundamental principle of Monism, based on
experience, reason, and science, is the unity of the
world. It contradicts the theory of two worlds,
the material world or nature, and a spiritual or su-
pernatural world, as inconsistent with modern
science. The body and soul (psyche) have the
same origin and are the products of evolution as
we know them. The opposite theory is founded
on defective knowledge of reality, confused think-
ing, and mystical tradition. Organization on this
thesis was mainly confined to Germany, where it
became a considerable cult, with the adhesion of
many educators and men of science.
For the first time in history, a Sunday ball game
between professionals was played in New York on
April 17. Freethinkers hailed the event as prom-
ising, being "the widest breach yet made in the
sabbatarian walls." The Sundayites hastened to
close it, and succeeded, with the aid of timid poli-
ticians, in reducing the breach to the playing of
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games to which no admission fee was charged.
In The Truth Seeker of May 28, 1904, first ap-
pears the name of Edward Tuck as a contributor
to the paper's sustaining fund. He is credited with
$100. Mr. Tuck is still giving.
Within a week of the time I am writing this, the
public has been disturbed by a great marine dis-
aster, the sinking of the steamship Vestris with
the loss of upwards of one hundred lives. One
day in June, 1904, the excursion steamer General
Slocum burned in the East River above Hell Gate
and more than a thousand perished. "Where man
is powerless, heaven cannot save." That was an
appropriate quotation regarding the tragedy, be-
cause this was a Sunday-school picnic under the
auspices of St. Mark's Lutheran church in Sixth
street, Manhattan. About fifteen hundred persons
went aboard; the bodies recovered, mostly of wo-
men and children, with those that were missing,
numbered 1,040.
The following Observation from The Truth
Seeker of October 15, 1904, has historical interest
because it concerns a man who later became a good
Freethinker:
"I am invited by the Rev. J.R. Slattery of Baltimore,
Md., to send him the names of my departed relatives and
friends, inclosing twenty-five cents, and in return for the
same, as I grasp the proposition, he undertakes that two
'novenas of masses' shall be said or done for the repose
of their souls. As a kind of feeler he forwards a small
envelope containing five thin aluminum 'medals' which, as
I learn from the printing outside, are 'blessed.'
John R. Slattery was at that time a priest at the
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head of a Catholic institution in Baltimore. A
few years later he began reading The Truth
Seeker, and in 1910 was a contributor. Slattery
as a priest was an amateur; that is, he played the
game because he liked it, supposing it to be square.
An educated woman lent him Herbert Spencer; he
read "Ecclesiastical Institutions," saw that the
church was a system for exploiting everybody but
the higher clergy, and not being dependent on the
church for a living he got out of it -- all as simple,
he said, as taking off the clerical collar. He turned
Rationalist, not an anti-clerical, who is often only
an inverted Catholic. He knew the church from
the inside -- was familiar with the system, knew
some of the bishops' mistresses; knew the habits
of the priests, and allowed them to be neither bet-
ter nor worse than other men with their limita-
tions and opportunities. He thought many of them
would jump the job if they could better them-
selves. It was like going into politics. The priests
were as good as the politicians, he supposed, and
the calling of one was as "sacred" as the other. To
regard the nunneries as "brothels" he held was ab-
surd. The women who went into them had gener-
ally "missed their man" because they were unat-
tractive -- had no lure and maybe no desire. The
boss women among them might have their favorite
priests; but priests had the run of the parish; the
good-looking ones enjoyed themselves, and perhaps
needed more address to avoid intrigues than to get
one going. Lively ladies made a lark of their con-
fessions and put ideas into the head of their con-
fessor.
CHAPTER XVI.
FREETHOUGHT to an important extent
takes the form of protest against various
sorts of stealing and of dishonesty practiced
in the name of religion. I have told of the
"Methodist Steal South" -- a huge appropriation
procured from Congress, by false pretenses and
plain lying, for the Methodist Book Concern in
Tennessee. The Truth Seeker of 1905 chronicles
a Catholic Steal West. It was during the Roosevelt
administration, when before the Senate Committee
on Indian Affairs, January 31, Senator Bard of
California disclosed that, by direction of the Presi-
dent, funds appropriated by Congress for Indian
schools had been diverted to Catholic and other
sectarian institutions in violation of the law. The
sum involved was upwards of one hundred thousand
dollars. Roosevelt at once denied that he "directed"
the misappropriation, though admitting he approved
it. That the proceeding was in violation of the law,
as Senator Bard declared, no one took the trouble
to deny. The Catholic church then had in Wash-
ington an agent, or lobbyist, one Dr. E.L. Scharf.
The senator from California stated that he had been
approached by Dr. Scharf with the proposal that if
the Republicans would agree to bring about the
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legislation permitting the diversion of Indian trust
funds to the Catholic schools on reservations, the
Catholics would see that twenty congressional dis-
tricts in which the Republicans were weak were
carried for the party. Senator Bard would not as-
sent to the deal, but it caught Roosevelt and was
passed to his credit as a politician. The United
States attorney-general had pronounced the appro-
priation illegal. Roosevelt was obliged to explain
his approval of the steal, which robbed the Indians
of their funds and gave them to the church. His
explanations did not explain. The law against the
misappropriation was unmistakable, but the church
kept the money. It soon became apparent that
Roosevelt had adopted the policy of patronizing
the Catholics. A list of his appointments of them
to government positions would fill a page. A two-
column article in The Truth Seeker for August 19,
1905, sets forth the facts, then publicly known, now
ancient history, which were dwelt upon in later is-
sues as further evidences of Roosevelt's truck-
ling to the Catholic element accumulated. The press
paid no attention to the religious complexion of the
appointees, but in many instances exposed their in-
competency.
The worst sufferer from press censorship in 1905
was, as usual, Moses Harman. Exclusion from the
Canadian mails came first, and then arrest on a
charge of depositing prohibited matter in the mails
of the United States. The Free Speech League of
New York took up the defense. Lucifer printed es-
says on sex reform, which the editor of The Truth
Seeker said were "mostly tommyrot and hogwash,"
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but had no obscene words in them. The articles were
"physiologically puerile and sociologically impos-
sible," yet powerless to injure the morals of any-
body. lt was an infamous injustice, the editor de-
clared, to "imprison a man like Moses Harman for
printing some foolish stuff from writers who mean
well even if they do not know much." A grand
jury indicted Harman and at the same time found a
true bill against Dr. Alice B. Stockham, a public
speaker, a writer on medical themes, and author of
"Tokology," "Karezza," and other works on the
marriage relation. The courts convicted in both
cases, and both appealed. Meanwhile Lucifer was
suppressed or censored. The Truth Seeker printed
the judge's charge in the Stockham case as "in-
teresting in its moral stupidity." Clarence Darrow
appeared for the defendants, who were fined $500.
George Bernard Shaw came out nobly in Har-
man's defense, condemning comstockery in Ameri-
ca and priding himself that he lived in "a com-
paratively free country." That was Mr. Shaw's de-
lusion, for every instance of triumphant moralism
in America can be paralleled in England. London
had just suppressed Maeterlinck's latest play, de-
stroyed an edition of Balzac, and sent a translator of
Zola to jail. The tragedy of Ida Craddock in
America was duplicated by that of Miss Allonby in
England. That country had prosecuted the sellers
of Havelock Ellis's works and so set a precedent for
banning them in the United States. The magazine
called The Adult suffered over there the same as
Lucifer here. England once prohibited Paine's
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works, and a century later sent G.W. Foote to jail
for blasphemy. And there have been later instances,
so that on the whole England and the United States
are about equally afflicted with church-bred moral-
ism.
We probably got one lap ahead of England when,
in 1905, the New York police forced Arnold Daly
to withdraw Shaw's play, "Mrs. Warren's Profes-
sion," from the boards of the Garrick Theater as
"socialistic," and the public library put all of
Shaw's books on the restricted list. Dr. Felix Adler
of the Society for Ethical Culture, arguing that there
is much going on that we can afford not to know,
approved the stopping of the Shaw plays. Dr.
Adler always was nervous in a moral crisis.
Mrs. Helen Wilmans Post, the "mental science"
practitioner of Sea Breeze, Fla., convicted of us-
ing the mails for fraudulent purposes in the conduct
of her business as a long distance healer, was sen-
tenced to a year and a day in prison, but appealed
her case and won out in a higher court. Mrs. Wil-
mans deemed it an instance of religious persecution,
she being a known Agnostic and her prosecutors
orthodox Christians.
The Free Speech League had in Washington a
scout, Dr. Pfeiffer, who reported occasionally to
The Truth Seeker. The Freethinkers were backing
E.C. Reichwald, secretary of the American Secu-
lar Union, in suits he had brought to enjoin the use
of school buildings as places of worship and of
school children for congregations.
The foregoing show what I mean when I say
that the job of Freethought forces is mostly oppos-
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ing various sorts of thefts and similar practices in
the name of religion.
In Los Angeles a serious attempt made by Single-
ton W. Davis to establish a magazine of Rational-
ism resulted in The Humanitarian Review, begun
in May, 1904. Mr. Davis was his own editor and
compositor. He conducted The Humanitarian Re-
view for about eight years, until overtaken by the
infirmities of age and obliged to suspend. But that
was not a prosperous era for journals of opinion.
The Banner of Light, aforetime Liberal Spiritualist,
had turned more or less religious.
Three lectureships were announced in New York
at the beginning of 1905. Hugh O. Pentecost spoke
every morning in Lyric Hall (now, I believe, called
Bryant Hall) and Henry Frank at Berkeley Lyceum.
On Tuesday evenings, James F. Morton, Jr., lec-
tured at Clinton Hall. Pentecost's lectures were
regularly reported for The Truth Seeker. Dr. E.A.
Wood of Syracuse reported the organization of a
local Secular Society with fifty members. In August
Mrs. Marilla M. Ricker, one of the first woman
lawyers to be admitted to practice in the United
States Supreme Court, called a convention of the
New Hampshire Secular Union to meet in Dover,
the city of her residence, for an Ingersoll's birthday
anniversary celebration. Another lawyer, Anson
G. Osgood of Manchester, president of the society,
Lemuel K. Washburn of The Truth Seeker, Carl
Burell, noted botanist, Frank W. Coburn of New
Durham, and Mrs. Ricker were the speakers. The
International Freethought Congress was held this
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year in Paris, September 4-7. Very largely attended
-- for three thousand delegates from nearly every
country in Europe were there -- it resembled the con-
gress of the previous year at Rome in being badly
managed and thrown into disorder by the quarrels
which socialists and anarchists had brought there to
be settled. One feature of the meeting was a great
success. That was the organization of a parade past
the statue of Chevalier de la Barre, a young man of
19 who was brutally tortured and killed in the days
of Voltaire for not saluting a religious procession.
There were one hundred thousand persons in this
parade. America sent no delegate. The reports of
Bradlaugh's daughter Hypatia and Editor G.W.
Foote of the London Freethinker were copied in
The Truth Seeker of October 7. In this, the fifth
season of M.M. Mangasarian's Independent Relig-
ious Society of Chicago, his congregations had out-
grown the Grand Opera House and necessitated re-
moval to the new Theodore Thomas Orchestra Hall,
with a capacity of 2,500 persons.
The Truth Seeker for 1905 contains, I think, the
first contributions by John D. Bradley -- a column of
Sunday Enforcement News. I understood from the
editor that these reports were compiled for the
Seventh-Day Adventist press and exchanged with
The Truth Seeker for certain books. It is also
understood that these books so obtained by Mr.
Bradley had something to do with his ceasing to be
a Seventh-Day Adventist. John G. Palmer of
Pennsylvania wrote that he was recently turned
down and refused a school, as teacher, because his
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views were not orthodox. Mr. Palmer, nearly a
quarter of a century later, still occasionally writes
to The Truth Seeker. You cannot keep a good man
down. He holds a judicial office. There is a let-
ter, September 23, from Chas. C. DeRudio, Major
U.S. Army, retired. Major DeRudio, a constant
reader for years, had a career as thrilling as that of
any soldier of fortune. The Saturday Evening
Post published it a few years ago.
An Ohio man named Cyrus Sears communicated
with the paper a long time before we found out he
was a Civil War hero, cited and promoted for valor.
On May 1, 1905, the office of The Truth Seeker,
ending 18 years' tenancy of 28 Lafayette Place,
removed to 62 Vesey street, up one flight, and so
within a few doors of the Lecouver Press at No.
51, where the paper already was printed. The floor
at No. 62 had lately been occupied as a pool room
and prepared with "refrigerator" doors in expect-
ancy of raids by the police. The reputation of the
loft was revealed when the editor made application
for a telephone. That must aforetime have been a
sporting locality. Our office was discovered by
Christopher Morley of the Evening Post (No. 20
Vesey street), who commented facetiously on the
truth being so accessible -- only one flight up. The
rent, begun at $50 per month, kept climbing until it
reached $150, when it was cheaper to move.
Morgan Robertson, the nautical story writer
whose literary career began with the Log of Noah's
Ark in The Truth Seeker, invented in 1905 a de-
vice that he called an "invisible searchlight." This
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was the periscope used on submarines. The Hol-
land Submarine Boat Company took up the inven-
tion. Robertson applied for a patent, seeing a for-
tune ahead, and bade farewell to literature. But
the patent never came out, the office in Washing-
ton having discovered that Jules Verne had men-
tioned some contraption whereby the crew of a sub-
merged vessel were able to look about them above
water. It was ridiculous that another story teller,
who invented nothing but tales of impossible voy-
ages, should have dashed the fortunes of a real
inventor, but the wise men of the Patent Office al-
lowed it to happen, and Robertson, disappointed, re-
turned to the spinning of yarns.
There occurred this year a wordy discussion of
the sex of angels. The Episcopals building their
Cathedral of St. John the Divine on Morningside
Heights employed sculptor Gutzon Borglum to cre-
ate some angels for the Belmont memorial chapel,
and he produced two beings which the Episcopal
building committee declared to be females and as
such unauthorized by holy writ. One of the beings
had been conceived to represent the Angel of the
Annunciation, commonly called Gabriel. In defense
of his non-masculine piece of work, Mr. Borglum
said he could scarce imagine that a male person who
was not a family doctor would be sent to tell Mary
of her condition and to discuss how it had happened;
hence he had omitted sexual characters, whiskers
and so on, as far as possible. He also left out the
female curves. Yet they detected femininity in the
plaster cast and said it would never do. Mr. Bor-
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glum yielded and smashed the models, but main-
tained that the idea that God sent a man to tell
Mary she should bear Jesus was too gross for him,
and anyway he was astounded, absolutely, that any
clergyman could stand in the presence of images of
a purely religious and spiritual character and see
nothing in them but sex. Perhaps he had not done
much work for ministers.
The ministers were scripturally sound. Biblical
angels are men antagonistic to race suicide. It might
be "gross," as Mr. Borglum said, to send a man on
so delicate a mission as that of the Angel Gabriel
to Mary. Yet such was the custom. One came
to notify Sarah, mother of Isaac, and likewise to her
who was to bear Samson, one of the predecessors
of Jesus as a messiah. Those doubtless were angels
who were called sons of God in the sixth of Genesis;
they had the angelic habit of seeing the daughters
of men. Following their appearance, units were
added to the population of Judea. I wrote a three-
column article on angels, evidencing a knowledge of
the subject which I do not now possess.
The climax of all Paine celebrations that had been
held since the beginning marked Saturday, October
14, 1905. That was the occasion of the rededication
and assignment to the care and custody of New
Rochelle of the Thomas Paine Monument on North
street, erected in 1839 by Gilbert Vale and other
Freethinkers and since kept in repair and supplied
with a bronze bust of Paine by the liberals of New
York and the country at large. For upwards of
sixty years the monument had stood in a small in-
closure at the southeast corner of North street and
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the lane that led therefrom to the Paine residence
or farmhouse, a little way back.
The art of sculptor Wilson MacDonald had sup-
plied a fine bronze bust of Paine to surmount the
shaft. Now the town of New Rochelle had brought
the monument out of its obscurity and placed it al-
most on the curb of the main avenue (North street)
and rounded the corners of the lane so as to make
a small "park" with roads on three sides of it. To
quote from a description written at the time: "The
monument itself is much better situated than for-
merly. In the middle of Paine avenue (for so the
lane is called), it is on more elevated ground, has
a raised and curbed walk about it, and is immedi-
ately surrounded by a yet more elevated base and
an iron fence." The city council of New Rochelle
which had prepared the new site, expressed a readi-
ness to take title to the monument and care for it
in the future. The Freethinkers organized a Soci-
ety with Moncure D. Conway as president to hand
it over. There were present at this day of celebra-
tion representatives of the Army and the National
Guard and the Sons of the American Revolution.
The army post at Ft. Slocum sent a band and a bat-
talion; the National Guard a battery of five guns,
which unlimbered in an adjacent field and roared a
salute. The town turned out, and a parade led by
Minute Men and Continentals, and including the
school children, came up North avenue between
residences displaying the American flag on staffs or
at their windows. Then music by the band, singing
by the school children, a speech by the Mayor, and
addresses by the chairman, Dr. E.B. Foote, Theo-
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dore Schroeder, and T.B. Wakeman. I quote an-
other paragraph: "The addresses had been inter-
spersed with music by the Fort Slocum Band. The
children had sung 'America,' 'Columbia the Gem of
the Ocean,' and had begun the last number but one
on the program, which was 'The Star Spangled
Banner.' Hats were off now, and before they could
be got on again, one of the cannon over in the field
spoke its word for Paine and the hills were rever-
berating. It was a salute of thirteen guns, one for
each of the original states."
That was a great occasion, like a Fourth of July
new risen or Independence Day.
The Rev. Wilbur F. Crafts, who for long had
canvassed the country as a promoter of blue Sunday
laws, established in Washington, D.C., an Inter-
national Reform Bureau, otherwise known as "The
First Christian Lobby." His tools in Congress were
Senator Gallinger of New Hampshire and Represen-
tative Gillett of Massachusetts who let him use their
franking privilege to mail his literature of Reform.
The Washington correspondent of the New York
Herald (July 17, 1905) smoked out the scheme and
exposed the scandal of it, The correspondent esti-
mated that Mr. Crafts' business by mail had amount-
ed to thirty-five tons of matter, transported at a
public cost of $6,300, the reverend reformer being
that much to the good through the use of the con-
gressional frank. It was not so bad as that, accord-
ing to letters that Crafts sent to The Truth Seeker,
but the fact remained, that he had been working
both the Government Printing Office and free mail-
ing privileges to distribute his documents.
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The New Ro-
chelle Memorial
to Thomas
Paine.
(picture of the Thomas Paine Monument.)
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The exposure did the First Christian Lobby seri-
ous harm. Since the death of Crafts the Methodist
Board of Temperance, Prohibition, and Public
Morals has functioned in his place.
In the fall the Rev. Dr. Algernon S. Crapsey, an
Episcopalian minister of Rochester, N.Y., having
gone beyond the requirements of his ordination vow
by telling the truth about the Bible, was accused
by a broths clergyman of preaching "erroneous
and strange doctrines contrary to God's word."
Thus began a famous heresy case which ended in
the conviction of Dr. Crapsey.
The bill for the separation of church and state
in France, passed by the Chamber of Deputies in
July, was adopted in the French Senate on Decem-
ber 6 and became a law. It did away with a con-
cordat which for more than a century had regulated
the relations of the civil power to religion in France
and reduced the public worship budget by about
eight million dollars.
The French law so seriously curtailed the privi-
leges of the church that there was a considerable
exodus of the sisterhoods, many of them establish-
ing themselves in the United States, where their
surviving members exercise the franchise.
The death list of well-known American Liberals
in 1905 contains the name of Watson Heston, who,
beginning in 1886, made pictures for The Truth
Seeker, with a short interruption, for twelve years.
He was a native of Ohio, and 59 years old when he
died in Carthage, Mo., Jan. 17, 1905.
There was no congress of the American Secular
Union in 1905.
CHAPTER XVII.
THE TRUTH SEEKER in 1906 published
weekly a column of lecture and meeting
announcements. Five or six of the meet-
ings held were in New York. Elbert Hubbard was
touring in season, discoursing on such mordacious
themes as "Respectability: Its Rise and Rem-
edy," and running a list of his engagements in the
column. Jack London also was speaking. The
advocacy carried on by the "social science" and
"liberator" groups, who supplied the paper with
their notices, had little to do with Freethought
and Secularism. In a national way, organized
Freethought was quiescent; the American Secular
Union not functioning beyond the publication of
the "Report of the International Congress for
Progressive Thought and of the Twenty-seventh
Annual Congress of the America Secular Union
and Freethought Federation" (1904). This work
contained Haeckel's Letter to the Congress; his
Theses for Organization; addresses by John E.
Remsburg, Judge C.B. Waite, Moncure D. Con-
way and others.
Freethought organization was marking time. Of
such work as the American Secular Union had
done under the presidency of Putnam and with
E.A. Stevens for secretary, there was nothing to
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report. Nevertheless Volume XXXIII of The
Truth Seeker preserves some of the most inter-
esting history in our annals. There was a notable
heresy trial. The standing committee of the Dio-
cese of Western New York brought formal charges
against the Rev. Dr. Algernon Sidney Crapsey,
alleging that Dr. Crapsey denied and impugned the
doctrine that Jesus Christ is God; or was begot-
ten by a ghost or born of a virgin who knew not
a man, or rose from the dead after suffering death
by capital punishment and then being buried. The
trial came off at Batavia before an ecclesiastical
court that followed the procedure of Judge Bene-
dict in Comstock cases, ruling out the testimony
of experts prepared to testify that Crapsey's opin-
ions were not heretical as compared with those
they held themselves. Convicted and suspended,
Dr. Crapsey appealed to the Court of Review, and
that tribunal, sitting at the Clergy House across
Lafayette place from The Truth Seeker office, con-
firmed the verdict and gave the doctor thirty days
to repent.
To gain the distinction of a convicted heretic
this was the worst that Crapsey could say:
"Jesus did not succeed because he was born of a vir-
gin or because he was reported to have risen bodily from
the dead. These legends concerning him are the result,
not the cause, of the marvelous success of the man. These
stories were told of him only because the simple folk
could in no other way adequately express their concep-
tion of the greatness of Jesus. Only a virgin-born could
be as pure as Jesus. Only a life more powerful than
death could have the strength of Jesus. The creeds of
Christendom are of value not as historical statements, for
primitive and medieval Christians had no historical sense
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Looking for another heresy action, the Baptists
made public demand for the dismissal of Prof.
George B. Foster, an instructor in Chicago Uni-
versity, who had written a book on "The Finality
of the Christian Religion." The trustees failed
to act in the matter and Dr. Foster carried on.
The law for the separation of church and state
in France now going into effect, the pope cried
"Persecution." The law provided that the clergy
and the members of a given parish might organ-
ize themselves into an "association" and lease from
government the property belonging thereto. Such
a transaction required that an inventory be made,
which the church refused to permit. The priests,
charging the faithful that it would be sacrilege
to "number" church property, rallied the strong-
arms, the toughs, the fanatics, and the enemies of
the republic who called themselves royalists, to re-
sist the officers of the state. They said: "Who
is going to put a renting price on the host and the
sacraments?" Catholics have a quick conscience
when asked to carry out a civil law or any order
at the expense of things consecrated. At about
that time there was in Chicago an organization
of the building trades that detailed members to
dynamite structures erected with "scab" labor. The
McNamara brothers belonged to this union, and it
fell to one of them to blow up a Catholic church
that had employed non-union hands. But the Mc-
Namaras were Catholics. The delegate insisted on
knowing first whether the church had been con-
secrated, and when he found that mummery had
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been performed he asked to be excused. Con-
sciences like that defeated the Associations law
in France, as they have made the separation laws
of Mexico hard to enforce.
Moses Harman, editor of Lucifer, Chicago, went
to Joliet, March 1, to begin serving a year's sen-
tence for printing something unorthodox in his pa-
per. A long petition for his pardon went to Presi-
dent Roosevelt, who by denying it missed his chance
to say: "That which I am about to do is a better
thing than I have ever done." He missed the
chance to dignify a life that on the whole was a
footless splurge, with one generous act for the fu-
ture to applaud.
The Christian Advocate published a letter
ascribed to Benjamin Franklin, as written "To
Thomas Paine." The Truth Seeker showed why
the letter couldn't be anything of the kind; that it
might not have been written by Franklin and cer-
tainly not meant for Paine. Thereupon Editor
Buckley of The Christian Advocate dispatched a
"commission" to Washington to examine the origi-
nal manuscript on file in the Department of State.
What the commission reported added no strength to
the contention that Franklin wrote the letter to the
author of the "Age of Reason." In the contro-
versy that ensued, Dr. Moncure D. Conway took
part; and that all readers might judge for them-
selves whether the letter justified the "To Thomas
Paine" title, reproduced it as it was alleged to have
come from Franklin's hand:
"Phila., July, 1786,(1
"Dear Sir: I have read your Manuscript with some
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Attention. By the Arguments it Contains against the
Doctrine of a particular Providence, tho' you allow a
general Providence, you strike at the Foundation of all
Religion: For without the Belief of a Providence' that
takes cognizance of, guards and guides & may favour par-
ticular Persons, there is no Motive to Worship a Deity,
to fear its Displeasure, or to pray for its Protection. I
will not enter into any Discussion of your Principles(2 tho'
you seem to desire it; At present I shall only give my
Opinion, that tho' your Reasonings are subtle, and may
prevail with some Readers, you will not succeed so as
to change the general Sentiments of Mankind on that
Subject, and the Consequences of printing this Piece will
be a great deal of Odium drawn upon yourself, mischief
to you, & no Benefit to others. He that spits against the
wind, spits in his own Face. But were you to succeed,
do you imagine any Good would be done by it? You
yourself may find it easy to live a virtuous Life without
the Assistance afforded by Religion, you having a clear
Perception of the Advantages of Virtue & the Disadvan-
tages of Vice, and possessing a Strength of Resolution
sufficient to enable you to resist common Temptations.
But think how great a Proportion of Mankind consists
of weak & ignorant Men & Women, and of inexperienced
& inconsiderate Youth of both Sexes who have need of
the Motives of Religion to restrain them from Vice, to
support their Virtue, & retain them in the Practice of it
till it becomes habitual, which is the great Point for its
security. And perhaps you are indebted to her originally,
that is to your Religious Education, for the Habits of
Virtue upon which you now justly value yourself. You
might easily display your excellent Talents of reason on
a less hazardous Subject, and thereby obtain Rank with
our most distinguished Authors.(3 For among us, it is
not necessary, as among the Hottentots, that a Youth(4 to
be received into the Company of Men, should prove his
Manhood by beating his Mother. I would advise you
therefore not to attempt unchaining the Tyger, but to
burn this Piece before it is seen by any other Person
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whereby you will save yourself a great deal of Mortifica-
tion from the Enemies it may raise against you, and per-
haps a good deal of Regret & Repentance. If Men are
so wicked as we now see them with Religion,' what would
they be without it? I intend this Letter itself as a Proof
of my Friendship & therefore add no Professions of it;
but subscribe simply Yours, B. F......."
Notes on the Letter
1. July, 1786. -- The date is given on the author-
ity of Henry Stevens of Vermont, an antiquarian,
who collected Franklin papers. It is uncertain,
the writing in the original being obscure. At that
time Paine and Franklin were meeting daily and
were therefore under no necessity to communicate
by letter. In his fourth "Letters to American Citi-
zens" Paine said: "In my publications I follow
the rule I began with in 'Common Sense,' that is,
to consult nobody, nor to let anybody see what I
write till it appears publicly." He began the writ-
ing of his "Age of Reason" in Paris, 1793. Frank-
lin had died in 1790, three years earlier.
2. This is poor literary criticism. Paine's ar-
guments are against the Bible and the Christian
system, not Providence, general or particular,
which is not brought up in the "Age of Reason."
3. Already there was not a more distinguished
author in America than Paine. Franklin writing
to Paine might conceivably warn him against risk-
ing the loss of the rank he had won, but he could
not ignore it.
4.' Paine was no "youth" in 1786, being 40 years
old;
5. Franklin's religion. if he had one. was not
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the Christianity that Paine argued against. The
discarding of that Christianity could not be re-
garded by Franklin as a parting with all religion.
The view persisted in by the Christian misedu-
cators, that Franklin rebuked Paine for writing
the "Age of Reason" seven years before Paine be-
gan on the work -- is contrary to Franklin's own
habits of thought, as shown by a bit of biblical
criticism in which he indulged. Franklin observed
that the commandment "Increase and multiply"
was in the Old Testament, and so preceded that
other injunction: "Love one another," and he held
that the precept which was last in order in the
scripture should come first in practice.
During the summer of the year now under review
my old Californian friend John Beaumont wrote
the editor inquiring: "Where is G.E.M. now?"
He had seen no Observations in the paper for quite
a while. The editor replied: "G.E.M. at the
present moment is hibernating at Skeetside put-
ting the finishing touches on A Short History of
the Inquisition, which we are to issue this fall."
It was a book of above six hundred pages which
the editor had held in mind for some years, and E.
C. Walker had made a stack of copy for it. But
Mr. Walker had written little about the Inquisi-
tion. He had done three hundred pages on Protes-
tant Persecutions, the Warfare of Religion and
Science, and the Attitude of the Church Toward
Slavery -- very valuable matter, but not Inquisition.
In the spring of 1906 the Editor suggested that I
should get together the necessary "bibliography"
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express the authorities and reference books to
Skeetside, and stay with them until the history was
done. I did so, and in the course of the season
produced a quantity of manuscript equal to the con-
tribution of Walker, which is to say enough for
another three hundred pages.
For imparting information, neither the reading
nor studying of history can compare with trying to
write it. My "history" of the Inquisition unveiled
to the writer, myself, some curious facts and led
to unforeseen conclusions. For instance. The
school histories teach that the good and pious Queen
Isabella of Spain, having hypothecated her personal
jewelry, gave Christopher Columbus the proceeds
and said to him: "Take this, my all, and go and
discover America." It may be rude to give a lady
away after she is dead (so I wrote in 1906), but
the, records of the, Inquisition show that while Isa-
bella may have slipped the money to the great navi-
gator, she had previously drawn an order on a
Jewish gentleman for the coin. The fact is that
when either Isabella or her husband Ferdinand
needed funds, they had only to mention the circum-
stance to a Jew who possessed the amount required,
and, as the phrase is, he came through with the
mazuma. He knew there was no use in his saying
he hadn't got it, nor any idea where to look for so
much money, for if he made that excuse their royal
majesties would reply: "We will see if the In-
quisition cannot help you find it"; and following
that the Jew would wake up some morning in the
donjon of the nearest Robbers' Castle provided by
the inquisitors for the entertainment of their guests.
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On the morrow his property would be confiscated
and in due time sold to the speculators in real and
personal estates, and the money from the sale cov-
ered into the royal treasury minus as much as had
stuck to the hands of the chief inquisitor and his
subordinates, all of whom were thieves. Later on,
maybe, he would get some sort of a trial before the
Board of Conviction called a tribunal, but the in-
quisitors attended to the liquidation of his property
first. The charge of heresy was enough to war-
rant the confiscation of his goods. Often their
majesties, Ferdinand and Isabella, preferred to deal
directly with the wealthy Jewish subject, as they
had found there was an appreciable percentage of
waste when the estate of a heretic was adminis-
tered upon by the functionaries of the Holy Office.
Luis Santangel, a man of Jewish lineage and
antecedents who financed Columbus in the discov-
ery of America got it "coming and going," for af-
ter Isabella had borrowed his ducats the Inquisition
penanced him and took what he had left.
In 1905 Judge Brewer of the United States Su-
preme Court published a book to substantiate his
dictum in a case brought under the Alien Contract
Labor law, that the United States is a Christian
country. The judge based his argument on the
ground that the discoverers of America were Chris-
tians. He did not know, and it would not have af-
fected his conclusion if he had known, that a heret-
ical Jew paid the bills.
In March the English Princess Ena, on the point
of marrying the king of Spain, went into the Ro-
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man Endowment House at San Sebastian a mem-
ber of the Church of England and came out a
Catholic, having in the process recorded her belief
that the other Battenbergs and the rest of the royal
family would be damned.
At the marriage of the Princess to Alfonso in
Madrid, a crazy Anarchist named Morral threw a
bomb into the wedding procession with fatal re-
sults, although it missed the newly-weds. The au-
thorities discovered that Morral had once written
to Francisco Ferrer asking for a place as librarian
in the Modern School that Ferrer, with the aid of
a wealthy lady, had established in Spain. There
was no other basis for the action of the Spanish
authorities, instigated by the church, in arresting
Ferrer, closing his Modern Schools, and robbing
him of all the funds at his command. Except for
protests from scholars and humanitarians the world
over, Ferrer would have been courtmartialed and
shot. It was only a three years' reprieve. They
got him in 1909.
"'The long and useful life of George Jacob Holy-
oake, the Father of Secularism and pioneer in many
important political and industrial movements,
reached its close at Brighton, England, on January
22. He died at the age of 89 years, full of honors,
beloved by thousands, and respected by the world."
The "Secularism" which Mr. Holyoake fathered
(about 1846) consisted of a system of ethical and
social principles not dependent for their sanction
or in any other way upon religion. The word
"Secular" gives a name to the national society of
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GEORGE JACOB HOLYOAKE
Mr. Holyoake was known to his contemporaries as the
Father of Secularism.
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Freethinkers in England that Charles Bradlaugh
headed a dozen years after Holyoake introduced
the idea. At his maturity, Mr. Holyoake, a mili-
tant Freethinker in his younger days and a pris-
oner for Atheism, took up economics in the form
of cooperative trade. But The Truth Seeker says
that he "died the same radical and agitator that he
had been through more than two generations."
Almost as full of years as Holyoake and equally
deserving of public honors, Mrs. Lucy N. Col-
man died at her home in Syracuse, N.Y., on the
18th of January. Her age was 88. Mrs. Colman
left the New England church she had been born
into, and all other churches, because of their
"complicity with slavery," and she was a fellow-
worker with the abolitionists. She joined with The
Truth Seeker in its endeavors toward the abolition
of Anthony Comstock, whom she heartily despised,
and kept in touch with the paper for a quarter of
a century as a reader and contributor.
Editor Charles C. Moore of the Blue Grass
Blade, previously known to these memoirs, departed
this life at Lexington, Ky., February 7, in his sev-
enty-second year. Moore had been a Camp-
bellite preacher. He served one term in jail for
libeling a church, one for fighting, and one for ad-
vocating "free love." He narrowly escaped an-
other for violating the obscenity statutes, and a
fifth for blasphemy.
These annals must chronicle the fact that
Charles Watts of England, of whom I have said
so much of an appreciative nature, died on the
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night of the 16th of February, 1906. Having been
born at Bristol on February the 27th, 1836, he was
almost seventy years old. His first lecture, deliv-
ered at the age of 14, was entitled "The Curse of
the Nation and Its Remedy." It was an attack on
the demon Rum. At about the same period he
grew to be a favorite amateur actor, and never lost
his interest in histrionics. At that era also he
heard a lecture by George Jacob Holyoake and went
into Secularism for life. There are said to have
been years when he averaged more than a lecture
a day. He was with Bradlaugh on the National
Reformer, with Holyoake and W. Stewart Ross
on The Secular Review, with Foote on the Free-
thinker more or less, and with J. Spencer Ellis on
Secular Thought in Canada. Although Bradlaugh
preceded him on a visit to the United States, his
mission was political and Watts was the first Eng-
lish Freethinker "to cross the Atlantic and mount
the American Freethought platform."
Mr. Watts was equally fortunate in his son
Charles Albert, with whom also there was "no one
like Dad," and who by founding the Rationalist
Press Association effectively continues his father's
work.
The colaborer and eulogist of Mr. Watts, W.
Stewart Ross, who took the pen name of "Sala-
din," failed to live out the year, and died Novem-
ber 30. This writer of force and fire was a Scot,
born in Galloway in the year 1844.
"With the death of Miss Susan B. Anthony de-
parts the last of the trio of great women who
brought the woman suffrage cause to the front-
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CHARLES WATTS.
Mr. Watts, a great lecturer and debater in his day, was
the father of Charles A. Watts, founder of the Rationalist
Press Association.
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Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, and
Matilda Joslyn Gage." To the mention of this trio
The Truth Seeker of March 24, 1906, adds the re-
flection: "There are no other women engaged in
the work who at all approach them in ability." Su-
san's departure took place from Rochester, N.Y.,
March 13. The three able women were Agnostics.
When Peter Eckler, printer of Ingersoll's works,
died in Brooklyn, May 1, in his eighty-fourth year,
he had been associated with New York Freethink-
ers for six decades-ever since 1845. He knew
Gilbert Vale, who erected the Paine monument in
New Rochelle about 1840. I have heard that he
published a paper called The Age of Reason.
The pioneer Liberal lecturer of the Pacific coast,
Dr. James L. York, "passed to a higher life," as
his fellow Spiritualists believed, from San Fran-
cisco on July 12. He had lived 76 years and de-
voted at least thirty of them to lecturing. I never
heard him speak. Samos Parsons of San Jose told
me that Dr. York was a Son of Thunder.
As though the necrology list for 1906 were not
long enough already, we must add the death of
Dr. E.B. Foote, the "grand old man" who for a
quarter of a century and more had been sought as
protector of all unchampioned victims of the Com-
stock censorship. He had lived to be 79 years old,
and might have exceeded that age but for a sun-
stroke suffered while attending a medical meeting
in the West. He had survived nearly all of the
New York Old Guard who worked with him in
the nineteenth century. One -- T.B. Wakeman --
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was left to give the funeral discourse, but except
Lillie Devereux Blake and David Hoyle there was
none in the gathering that listened to it. An ample
biography of Dr. Foote is in Putnam's "Four Hun-
dred Years of Freethought." His son, "Dr. Ned,"
printed a Memorial pamphlet, in which I remin-
isced at some length about his worthy senior. He
was fortunate in having a son after his own heart
to follow him in the field of free speech. I have
already, somewhere, set down the regrettable fact
that the name of Foote as borne by the grand old
Doctor is extinct; no one living bears it as his
descendant. The administrators upon his affairs,
and those of Dr. Ned, appear to have regarded me
as in some way the repository of his memory, since
they sent me his large terra cotta bust to keep it
present to my own. My name, I reflect, will share
the fate of Dr. Foote's, for the grandchildren are
all girls. However, there is no bust to be rolled
in mats and consigned to an alien attic.
The Belgian (by birth) Dr. Felix Leopold Os-
wald, a graduate from the Brussels University in
1865, an author of numerous health books and two
Freethought works, "Secret of the East" and "Bi-
ble of Nature," stepped by inadvertence in front
of a train at Syracuse, N.Y., on September 29, and
was killed. He had reached the age of 60 years.
I shall not have so many deaths of the Free-
thought captains to report in 1907. There are not
so many left.
The public library of Brooklyn placed Mark
Twain's "Tom Sawyer" and "Huckleberry Finn"
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on the restricted list of books accessible only to
"patrons who have attained a certain degree of
maturity." This drew from Mark the well-known
sentiments he held on the Bible. One of the libra-
rians, Don Dickinson, who had voted against the
decree, wrote him soliciting something in favor of
the proscribed books and got the following reply:
"The mind that becomes soiled in youth can never
again be washed clean. I know this by my own experi-
ence, and to this day I cherish an unappeasable bitterness
against the unfaithful guardians of my young life, who
not only permitted but compelled me to read an unexpur-
gated Bible through before I was fifteen years old. None
can do that and ever draw a clean, sweet breath again
this side of the grave.
"Most honestly do I wish that I could say a saving
word or two in defense of Huck's character, since you
wish it, but really in my opinion, it is better than those
of Solomon, David, and the rest of the sacred brother-
hood.
"If there is an unexpurgated Bible in the children's
department, won't you please help that young woman
remove Tom and Huck from that questionable companion,
ship?"
The San Francisco earthquake, followed by a
disastrous fire, was an event of 1906. All the Al-
manacs say the disaster took place on April 15 at
5:14 o'clock in the morning, that three hundred
lives were lost in the city and neighboring towns,
and that this was the worst earthquake shock ever
felt in the United States. Some of the phenomena
were remarkable, as for instance this: that "the
monument to James Lick, Freethinker, in front of
the City Hall, was unscathed by fire or quake, while
all about it was in ruins." Again, the destroying
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elements left scarcely a "house of God" standing,
while sixty barrels of whiskey belonging to a whole-
sale liquor dealer named Hotaling, although in the
midst of the burned district, came 'through without
starting a bung. A member of the Bohemian Club
perpetuated the miracle in deathless verse:
"Now if the good Lord spanked the town
For being over frisky,
Why did he knock the churches down
And save Hotaling's whiskey?"
The idea of trial marriage had its birth in the
year of grace 1906. Mrs. Elsie Clews Parsons,
daughter of the banker Henry Clews and wife of
Congressman Herbert Parsons, wrote a work on
"The Family" with a passage running: "It would
therefore seem well, from this point of view, to
encourage early trial marriage, the relation to be
entered into with a view to permanence, but with
the privilege of breaking it if it proved unsuccess-
ful," and so on. The bright idea helped to sell an
otherwise unstimulating book.
Hugh O. Pentecost, counsel and defender in free
speech cases and lecturer for the Unity Society,
was his own client when he went one Sunday to
Schenectady and, while in the midst of an address
on "Our Dangerous Classes," was placed under
arrest by a local peeler for doing business on Sun-
day. Held in $50 bonds for appearance on the
following day, he defended himself in the magis-
trate's court so successfully that the judge let him
off. At the same time the court fined J. Franz,
who had brought Pentecost to Schenectady, $10.
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The Rev. Charles T. Russell, founder of the In-
ternational Bible Students and Russellite sect, in
1906 fixed the date of the millennium, or the sec-
ond coming, otherwise a new dispensation, as the
year 1914, and was drawing large numbers after
him, when Mrs. Russell exploded a scandal by su-
ing him for divorce in the courts of Alleghany,
Pa. Mrs. Russell named two corespondents, a
girl appearing in the record as "Rose" and another
as "Emily." Newspapers gave wide currency to a
remark attributed to Dr. Russell by his wife. It
ran: "I am like a jellyfish; I float around, and
touch this one and that one, and if they respond I
embrace them." The accused Rev. Russell con-
ducted his defense in Zion's Watch Tower, print-
ing a double number to bring out all the facts. It
required considerable space to explain away Rose
and Emily, to vindicate himself in the light of 1
Cor. vii, 1, and to show that his actions had been
misconstrued.
The same year that other prophet, Alexander
Dowie, founder of Voliva's Zion City, Illinois, blun-
dered into similar complications and others. Alas
for prophets! Dowie's fate was a girl he picked
up somewhere and christened his "Little Lump of
Gold."
There was an observant Freethinker in Detroit
in 1906 named E.G. Weber, who was alert for
news to send The Truth Seeker. One of his best
contributions concerned that year's pilgrimage of
Detroit Catholics to the historic miracle joint
known as the shrine of St. Anne de Beaupre at
Quebec, in quest of health. A Detroit priest, the
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Rev. Father Van Antwerp, had in past seasons
acted as local press agent for the shrine as well as
organizer and personal conductor of the pilgrim-
ages. This year also he headed a large party of
the faithful who set out hopefully for the joint.
But just before they reached Quebec the Rev. Van
Antwerp complained of not feeling well, was in
fact taken sick with some ailment not specified, and
instead of keeping on to the shrine, where the cure
to which he was guiding his flock awaited him, he
hastily returned to Detroit and placed himself in
the hands of a doctor, who was quite likely to have
been an Atheist scoffer at the bone of St. Anne.
That genius of the drama, Henry E. Dixey,
heard that the Young Men's Christian Association
of Pittsburgh, Pa., had refused membership to an
actor on the ground that one of the "profession"
could not be a moral person. Mr. Dixey thereupon
offered to give a thousand dollars to charity if, by
showing there were more of them in the peniten-
tiary, it could be proved that actors were less moral
than ministers; and he ventured another thousand
that there was no state in the Union without its
preacher in jail. A newspaper polled the prisons
to test Mr. Dixey's judgment. The returns, which
indicated that he would have lost had anybody
taken him up on his second proposition, were high-
ly unreliable; for while they gave 43 ministers in
jail to 13 actors, they revealed "no clergymen" in a
number of states where ministers had lately been
sent to jail for serious offenses. Still the Pitts-
burgh Y.M.C.A. never called upon Dixey to de-
posit the money.
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The Rev. Mr. Torrey, an evangelist of some rep-
utation, took on an assistant liar for his spring re-
vival in Philadelphia. Known as the Rev. Dr. K.
W. Kumm, F.R.G.S., and professing to have been
"formerly a pupil of the great philosopher, Ernst
Haeckel," the recruit described a recent call upon
Haeckel at his home in Jena, when the aged scien-
tist made confession that about many things he had
changed his mind and would have to change many
statements in his books. The Rev. Kumm ex-
pected Haeckel openly to confess Christ and come
to Jesus publicly as he had privately.
Haeckel's exposure of the Kumm person fol-
lowed at once. From Jena, April 9, he wrote:
"The curious story of my Christian conversion, told
by Dr. Karl Kumm, in the meeting of the Torrey-Atex-
ander mission, and quoted in the newspapers the 27th of
March, is a pure invention of Dr. Kumm. I do not re-
member the visit (two years ago), and certainly I never
said to him that I had given up my monistic conviction.
That has always remained the same since fifty years
ago. I am quite convinced that I shall never be converted
to Christianity.
"I am not eighty-five but seventy-two years of age,
and have today the same monistic philosophy which you
know from my books. The false report that I have com-
pletely changed my monistic conviction arose from the
falsifications of a Jesuit reporter. He telegraphed on
the occasion of my first Berlin lecture, April 14, 1905,
to London and New York that I recognized the error
(instead, the truth) of Darwinism, etc. ...
"You will find the whole story of my personal develop,
ment and my scientific activity in the new book, just pub-
ished by T. Fisher Unwin, London, 1906, 'Haeckel, His
Life and Work.' ERNST HAECKEL"
CHAPTER XVIII.
THE noisiest individual in the United States
was President Roosevelt. About June, in
Everybody's Magazine, he raised a disturb-
ance over the animal-story writers, the "nature-
fakers," as he called them. He mentioned by
name Jack London, C.G.D. Roberts, Ernest
Thompson Seton, and the Rev. William J. Long.
To give their books to children, said he -- why, it is
an outrage. "If these stories were written as
fables, published as fables, and put into the chil-
dren's hands as fables, all would be well and good.
There is no more reason why the children of the
country should be taught a false natural history
than why they should be taught a false physical
geography." He had incorporated an Ananias
Club, and London and the rest were elected by ac-
clamation.
Some fellow at the Socialist headquarters in
San Francisco quoted: "And I saw a beast rise
up out of the sea having seven heads and ten
horns," and asked Roosevelt how John the Revela-
tor compared with the Rev. Dr. Long as an expert
in natural history. He rejected as ridiculous some
author's fancy about a wolf guiding lost children
home, and I asked him to consider this: "And
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Elijah the Tishbite ... went and dwelt by the
brook Cherith, and the ravens brought him bread
and flesh in the morning, and bread and flesh in
the evening." Was it any more improbable that
children should get out of the woods by following
a wolf than that crows should bring meat sand-
wiches twice a day to a preacher?
On the nature-fakers Colonel Roosevelt never
acknowledged enlightenment, but he soon offended
the clergy and had to reverse himself. Under his
directions the late Augustus St. Gaudens had pro-
duced a design for new coins, leaving off the words
"In God We Trust." When a specimen appeared
from the mint the ministers made a loud clamor,
accusing the President of "an unchristian act." He
made a long defense on religious grounds. Said he:
"Everybody must remember the innumerable cartoons
and articles based on phrases like 'In God We Trust -- for
the other eight cents,' 'In God We Trust -- for the short
weight,' 'In God We Trust -- for the 37 cents we do not
pay,' and so forth and so on. Surely I am well within
the bounds when I say that a use of this phrase which
invites constant levity of this type is most undesirable."
However, he invited Congress to direct him to
replace the motto, which Congress immediately did.
A history of the inscription, how it happened to be
on the coin in the first place, is given at length in
The Truth Seeker of November 30, 1907. Roose-
velt's reason for removing the motto was whimsical
and could not stand against the opposed whim of
the clamant ministers.
Dr. Rufus K. Noyes published a fine large
book; there were 800 pages in it, printed on costly
paper with gilt edges, entitled "Views of Re-
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ligion." The views, given in above six thousand.
quotations, were all liberal ones; it must have taken
the doctor years to collect them. L.K. Washburn
published it at $5.
On the 17th of February, anniversary of the
burning of Giordano Bruno by order of the In-
quisition, a procession made up of 10,000 persons
marched through the streets of Rome, and halted
in the Campo del Fiori to deposit wreaths on the
Bruno monument. That was before the days of
Mussolini, one of whose first acts was to break up
the Giordano Bruno society.
Robert Blatchford, publisher of The Clarion, So-
sialist, began printing Freethought articles. He
knew nothing of Freethought history or trade-.
tions, not even apparently, that it had other advo-
cates than himself. When Mr. Blatchford had
withdrawn the support of Freethinkers from their
established press, he went over to God and Spirit-
ualism.
Under the head of "A Vindication of Religious
Equality," The Truth Seeker reported that by about
a three-fifths majority the United States Senate
voted, February 20, to retain in his seat Senator
Reed Smoot of Utah, whose expulsion had been
demanded on the ground that he was a Mormon.
The fight against Smoot had lasted since his elec-
tion in 1903.
One of the yarns that make up the sermons of
evangelists came to the hearing of a Mr. C.J. Fer-
guson, a Freethinker of La Crosse, Wisconsin, by
way of W.E. Biederwolf, who conducted a re-
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vival in that town. The story ran that Infidels once
founded a town in Minnesota, providing in the
charter that the name of Jesus Christ was not to
be mentioned within its limits except in blasphemy
or vulgarity. The rest of the story ran:
"The town was burned down; It was rebuilt. It again
burned down. It was again rebuilt; Then it suffered from
an Indian massacre. It again flourished and was once more
destroyed by fire, Then the inhabitants sent in great haste
to the East for a missionary to come and preach to them
the gospel of Jesus Christ. Today the place is prosperous
and happy; the spires of the churches of God point
heavenward," etc.
Evangelist Biederwolf bragged that if in La-
Crosse there was an unbeliever who 'doubted the
truth of what he had related, he would take him
to the place, paying his carfare, and prove to him
that every word he had said was true. Mr. Fer-
guson wrote to the evangelist, inquiring the name
of the Infidel town and accepting the invitation
to visit on the terms stated. Biederwolf delayed
his reply until he was ready to leave La Crosse for
Chicago. He omitted to name the Infidel town,
but being further pressed revealed that it was New
Ulm, Minn.""settled in 1854 by Freethinkers. How-
ever, investigation conducted by Mr. Ferguson
showed that it had not been burned down; that
there had been an attack by Indians and after-
wards a devastating cyclone. But the name of
Jesus, had never been excluded, nor had his fol-
lowers. The people never sent for a missionary.
In fact, religious people came early, of their own
accord, and erected churches which the cyclone
either destroyed or seriously damaged. Bieder-
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wolf's account was to all intents and purposes a
manufactured lie.
A.M. Roos of Lamberton, Minn., submitted the
following facts: in 1881 New Ulm was visited by
a cyclone, which destroyed a large part of the town
and killed thirteen people. One of the peculiar
features of this storm was that it razed every
church in the town, while Turner Hall, known as
the temple of Freethought, was practically unhurt.
Of the thirteen killed, not one was a Freethinker.
"Shortly after the cyclone, a preacher at Grin-
nell, Iowa, in a sermon, told how New Ulm was
destroyed by the wrath of God; how Infidels were
killed and their properties destroyed, while the
churches and the properties of the faithful were
saved. A few years later a cyclone struck the town
of Grinnell, when the Congregational church was
destroyed and the pastor who made the above state-
ment was killed."
New Ulm is the publication place of Der Frei-
denker, begun in 1870.
One looking for a record of organized activity
in 1907 will find little of it. In April the Ameri-
can Secular Union addressed the Illinois legisla-
ture to protest against the tax exemption of cler-
ical residences. Secretary Reichwald and his vol-
untary coworker, Mr. E.P. Peacock, had kept
up an agitation against the Bible in the schools.
A December paper recorded that Reichwald had
won, defeating the efforts of the Women's Edu-
cational Union, and that "neither the Bible nor any
other book of a religious character would be in-
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troduced as a text book in the Chicago public
schools." Except for a fine large congress of Bo-
hemian Freethinkers held in Chicago the 13th to
15th of June, there was no foregathering of Secu-
larists.
Francisco Ferrer, founder of the Modem School
in Spain, who with no scrap of evidence against
him had been arrested in 1906 for complicity in
the bomb outrage at the king's nuptials, was so
ably defended that at his trial the next June three
"hand-picked" judges were obliged to acknowledge
his innocence, give a verdict in favor of his acquit-
tal, with costs, and recommend the removal of the
embargo on his property.
For years a decoration on the wall of The Truth
Seeker office was a photograph of Mr. J.F.W.
Copenheaver, a Pennsylvania subscriber, with wife
and children. There was one wife and sixteen
children, all of them born since Mr. Copenheaver
began taking The Truth Seeker. An old school
teacher, he left that profession for want of the
reputation for piety required in Pennsylvania. He
became so atheistic as not to believe in vaccination,
and rather than subject his children to innocula-
tion he withdrew them from school, organized them
in classes, and taught all grades himself. They
made a good-sized school for a country place. Not
all the rural schools of the day had an attendance
of sixteen.
About 1875 a subscriber named John Hart of
North Troy, N.Y., began to mention his age when
renewing his annual subscription. He loved to
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recall that as long ago as 1840 he attended meet-
ings at Broadway and Grand street, New York,
and heard addresses by Benjamin Omen, Ernestine
L. Rose, and Robert Dale Owen. The Freethought
papers of his younger days were The Regenerator,
published by Orson S. Murray; Abner Kneeland's
Investigator; Robert Dale Owen's 'Free Inquirer;
and 'Gilbert Vale's Beacon. Men appeared to be
able to live to a great age and defeat race suicide
without embracing the Christian system. The rela-
tives of John Hart did not notify us of his death,
and The Truth Seeker had no record of him after
he was 104.
A list of forgotten Liberal papers would include
"Here and Now, a Journal of Freethought," a
monthly begun by Dr. J.E. Roberts at Kansas City.
The following named "magazinelets" came to The
Truth Seeker office: The Papyrus, Michael Mona-
han, editor, East Orange, N.J.; The Swastika,
New Thought, by Dr. Alexander J. McIvor-Tyn-
dall, Denver, Col.; Reason, Spiritualist, B.F. Aus-
tin, Rochester, N.Y.; The Live-Forever Magazine,
Harry Gaze, Boston. To these add The Philistine,
Elbert Hubbard, East Aurora, N.Y., the most
famous of the list.
A religious caricature of George. Washington in
the form of a placque and representing the Father
of His Country kneeling in prayer at Valley Forge
was stuck on the front of the Sub-Treasury Build-
ing in Wall street through the connivance of the
Y.M.C.A. and Secretary Edwards of the Treas-
ury Department.
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The Army and Navy Journal called, the thing "a
ridiculous fiction in the trappings of a pious fraud."
If ridicule could have any effect on enduring
bronze, the placque would have been laughed off
the front of the Sub-Treasury. But it had stuck
there for twenty years when the absurd Post-
office Department at Washington transferred an
engraving of it to a two-cent postage stamp known
while it lasted as the Valley Forgery.
The sort of liberal religious writers and preach-
ers known as Modernists appeared at about the
time of which I am writing. The Holy Roman and
Universal Inquisition had issued an encyclical giv-
ing a syllabus of the truths which were to be
anathematized (T.S., August 17, 1907). The pro-
gressive Catholic scholars who declined to be com-
mitted to the pope's position published a pamphlet
entitled "The Program of the Modernists," and
his holiness replied with a decree forbidding the
faithful to read it and excommunicated its anony-
mous authors. So the original Modernists were
Catholics.
Helen Wilmans Post, who had seen trouble with
the postal authorities on account of her absent
treatment by mail, discontinued in December the
publication of her persecuted magazine devoted to
the conquest of death. Mrs. Post held that only
those need die who lack the will to live.
The Cooper Union addresses of Prof. Franklin
H. Gaddings of Columbia University were reported
in The Truth Seeker. His last for the year was
on "The Jew in America." The professor said it
was because of the scientific interest of the Jews
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that America was opened to the European world.
"It is part of the record, it is part of the traditional
teaching anent the voyage of Columbus," he stated,
"that the first individual of his party actually to
land on American soil was a Jew." Tradition gives
the name of the particular individual who came
first ashore as Luis de Torres.
In Austin Bierbower of Chicago The Truth
Seeker had an occasional contributor, the philoso-
phy and humor of whose writings in these days
should have brought him a lasting fame which I
am afraid he missed.
The Chicago and Zion prophet, John Alexander
Dowie, died in 1907 in such circumstances that
none was there left to do him reverence or pre-
serve his memory. He had lately made a tour of
the world, and while in India had predicted the
end of Mohammedanism and of the reign of its
prophet, whom he called the prince of impostors.
But in Qadian, Gurdaspur, in the Punjab, a suc-
cessor to Mohammed had arisen known as Mirzah
Ghulam Ahmad. This chap, who had a consider-
able following, as in fact he has to the present day,
challenged Dowie to a prayer contest, each to pray
for the downfall of the other, and the one who died
first should be regarded as the loser. "Pray to
God," he said, "that of us two whoever is the liar
may perish first," and of Dowie he said: "He
shall leave the world before my eyes with great
sorrow and torment." When Dowie died, Mirzah
triumphantly claimed the decision. He died a few
months later.
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HUGH O. PENTECOST (1847-1907).
On the death of Ernest Howard Crosby, Janu-
ary 3, a New York woman said: "Ernest Crosby
is dead, and there are one hundred and fifty-five
thousand two hundred and three preachers left
alive!" Ernest was the heretical son of a bigoted
Presbyterian preacher and had a record as a radical
social reformer. The woman who spoke as above
looked to the editor for a comment on this dispen-
sation. He explained that "when it came to pick-
ing out the fellows to go, the Lord didn't seem to
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know his business." Mr. Crosby died at 50 years.
Death came to Hugh 0. Pentecost on February
2, when he was 60 years old. Hugh had a brother
who was a widely known evangelist, and a New
Thought wife, and they gave him a funeral from
which his Liberal associates were excluded. The
brother, George F. Pentecost, officiated. The
mourners sang "Nearer, My God, to Thee." Dur-
ing his brief illness the household sent word to his
Lyric (later Bryant) Hall congregation that no
visitors or messages would be received, and a ru-
mor gained currency that in the end he had "caught
another glimpse of the eternal verities." Nobody
believed a word of it. Pentecost's real funeral, at-
tended by a thousand, took place in the hall where
his meetings had been held.
Pentecost in his lifetime preached all things to
all men, from Calvinism to Atheism, and from So-
cialism to Anarchy.
As a speaker in Lyric Hall to the congregation
gathered by Pentecost, John Russell Coryell con-
tinued the meetings. He was as radical as Pente-
cost, but more of a writer than a speaker. He and
W.J. Terwilliger, calling themselves the Corwill
Co., issued a weekly that contained his Sunday talks.
It was known as "The Wide Way."
M. Marcelin Berthelot, the French scientist and
Freethinker; Karl Blind, German republican and
Freethinker; Walter Richard Cassels, Englishman,
author of "Supernatural Religion"; Gerald Massey
of London, poet, archeologist, Freethinker, and po-
litical reformer -- all these closed lives of honor and
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usefulness in 1907. And just as the year was going
out it took by the hand Lewis G. Reed, an old con-
tributor to The Truth Seeker, and so led him from
sight. Mr. Reed was 92. He and his family were
people of Surry, N.H. Some of them were the
town's benefactors, founding a library there not
far from fifty years ago. His granddaughter wrote:
"There could not have been a more beautiful end
to anyone's life than his. He was perfectly happy
and ready to go, and lay there waiting for the end.
Although he knew he was dying, he was still the
same as he had been all his life. It was a great
pleasure to receive from The Truth Seeker a little
poem of his which was handed to him on his death-
bed." He had written his own funeral song.
When I had finished the necrology of 1906, I
said in my haste that the list would not be dupli-
cated, but death has a way of making forecasts and
promises vain. On August 14, in Washington, D.
C., died Gen. William Birney at the age of 88, and
on August 17 all the members of the Washington
Secular League, with his fellow Freemasons, rep-
resentatives of the school board, and his colleagues
of the Bar, came to bury him. General Birney was
born at Huntsville, Alabama, May 28, 1819. His
father, James G. Birney, the abolitionist, was twice
the Free Soil nominee for the presidency of the
United States (1840 and 1844). William Birney,
for many years a member, was more than once
president of the Secular League. Dr. J.J. Shir-
ley and Hyland C. Kirk were his funeral eulogists.
The general spent years in France, and what he
observed there qualified him to write the series of
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articles he contributed to The Truth Seeker while
the excitement was on over the abolition of the
concordat with the pope and the separation of
church and state. During our Civil War, when
MONCURE DANIEL CONWAY (1832-1907).
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the government assigned him to the duty of enlist-
ing and organizing colored regiments, and he re-
cruited from the slave pens of Baltimore, Secretary
of War Stanton called him to Washington to ex-
plain his activities in setting black men free. Un-
fortunately the general wrote no autobiography.
The death of Dr. Moncure D. Conway took away
a member of The Truth Seeker family. It befell
him in Paris, November 25, 1907, just after he had
written the editor he was returning to America.
Dr. Conway was 75 years old (born March 17,
1832, in Stafford county, Va.), and the physicians
attributed his death while asleep to the weakness
of old age. Conway was the first Christian minis-
ter to preach a laudatory sermon on Thomas Paine
-- the result of his attending a Paine anniversary
meeting. of Cincinnati Freethinkers about 1860.
Thirty years later he wrote the standard Life of
Paine, and in 1894 edited and published Paine's
Complete Works. I made his personal acquaintance
a few years later by discovering a copy of the "Age
of Reason," of which he said in the London Athe-
naeum, August 27, 1898: "If there are or were
other copies it appears unaccountable that none of
Paine's contemporary editors and biographers, such
as his friend Rickman in London and Fellows in
New York, should have known nothing of these ad-
ditions and facts, and that I myself should never
have discovered the existence of such a work while
searching in the chief libraries and archives of
Paris, London, and America." After I had owned
this unique copy of the "Age of Reason" for some
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months, I, one week, being short of material for
the Letters of Friends column, used the unique mat-
ter for a filler. Conway saw it in the paper, and
called to see the book and its owner. After that
his connection with The Truth Seeker was close.
Dr. Conway's life is well documented with his
"Earthward Pilgrimage," his "Pilgrimage to the
Wise Men of the East," his "Memories and Ex-
periences," and so on. He was a good observer,
who wrote with a flawless diction.
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CHAPTER XIX.
THE religious confidence-people in 1908 made
their fight to have restored to the coins of
the nation the motto "In God We Trust"'
which President Roosevelt had removed out of re-
spect for God, because it was a joke. The battle
fiercely raged. In their desperation the pro deos
circulated the report that a conscientious minister
in Pennsylvania had spurned a gift of one hun-
dred dollars in gold from his congregation because
the coins did not bear the motto. Freethinkers
refused to credit the report, alleging, that the age
of miracles was past -- if there ever was an age so
miraculous that a preacher would refuse money.
The minister himself vindicated their skepticism
by denying that his congregation had even offered
him the gold. In Congress Representative Mor-
ris Sheppard of Texas made a speech that filled
three columns of The Congressional Record, most-
ly a reply to The Truth Seeker's reminder that
acknowledging the deity on the coin of commerce
was a defiance of the injunction of the savior that
"ye cannot serve God and Mammon." Mark Twain
ridiculed the pious motto by saying that ever since
it was dropped the country had been obliged to de-
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pend on J.P. Morgan. Representative Knowlton
of California urged irreverently upon the congres-
sional committee having the matter in charge that
clearing house certificates and notes of hand ought
to be engraved: "I know that my redeemer liv-
eth." Representative Moore of Pennsylvania, sus-
taining the agitated Sheppard of Texas, read into
the record a piece from The Truth Seeker where
it was said that there are a lot of people who do
not trust God in financial matters; that they know
nobody else does who is sane, and therefore they
do not see why every coin issuing from our mints
should carry forth to the world this official lie.
That was all a year's protest by The Truth Seeker
accomplished -- to get a part of one of its editorials
into The Congressional Record; and Representa-
tive Moore didn't even have the fairness to name
the paper he was quoting from. Congress passed
the restoration act, the President signed it, and the
incident was closed. God, if such was Christ, had
declared to them in advance that the proceeding
was unlawful, but Congress and the President
didn't trust him.
While things took this turn in the United States,
they went the other way in Italy. I quote from
an article published January 25 to this effect:
If at the beginning of the last quarter of the nineteenth
century somebody had told us that the generation then ap-
pearing would live to see an Atheist elected mayor of
Rome, we should have disregarded him and set down his
prediction as an extravagance into which he had been be-
trayed by his ignorance of history. But he would have
been right. Ernests Nathan, whom an aldermanic vote
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of 60 to 12 has just made mayor of the pope's city, is
an Atheist. More than that, while his mother was an
Englishwoman, his father was a Jew!
The Catholic press, with a strange want of that
tolerance which it recommended as a high virtue
in America twenty years later when a Catholic was
standing for President of this secular Republic,
denounced the election as "absurd, monstrous,
anomalous, incredible." The Truth Seeker remarked
that times appeared to have changed since the days
when Jews from various parts of Europe were
making pilgrimages to Rome to beg at the feet of
the pope, and to purchase with the remnants of
their fortunes a dispensation which they mistakenly
supposed would protect them from persecution by
Catholics.
Acts of comstockery were committed while the
year was yet young. Some Boston perverts, either
denied or forsaking natural uses, turned in their
lusts toward the agent of Duffield & Co., publish-
ers, and had him indicted for selling Elinor Glyn's
"Three Weeks." Then, on the score of sacrilege,
Comstock arrested Charles Vanni, newsdealer at
248 West Broadway, for importing anticlerical pa-
pers from Italy. The expensive defense made by
Vanni to vindicate the principle that the pope
should not be allowed to censor literature in Amer-
ica did him no good. Searching his premises, the
prosecution discovered a French "comic," upon
which it convicted Vanni and fined him $150. The
Truth Seeker inquired with heat if we were going
to allow the pope to say what literature should be
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sold in the United States. The prosecution an-
swered the question in the affirmative. Our gov-
ernment cheerfully did the pope's dirty work and
does it still for his confederates. This govern-
ment of the United States will not receive at its
postoffice copies of The Truth Seeker addressed
to pope-ruled Canada. In 1929 this government,
which seems eager to soil its; hands with that sort
of work, barred the anti-Fascist Il Martello from
the mails. To continue the 1908 record; without
due process the government had confiscated the
published issues of Moses Harman's Journal of
Eugenics. Harman went from Chicago to Los An-
geles to prospect a new field, hoping to revive the
magazine on the coast.
In the City of the Angels, Mrs. Dorothy Johns,
wife of an author who was associated with Jack
London, observing that the preachers were talking
upon the streets, began an open-air advocacy of
her views. With three other women she was ar-
rested and made prisoner in the city jail. At the
same time the authorities shut up or placed in the
chain gang thirty-five men for street speaking. One
of these was E.A. Cantrell, then a minister, but
later to become a well-known Rationalist. The
prisoners refused bail. Such a state of affairs, said
The Truth Seeker, involving as it does discrimina-
tion against Socialists and in favor of religious
howlers, would not long be tolerated. Brought to
trial, the prisoners were all acquitted; and Chin-
ning Severance wrote: "The Socialists and Free-
thinkers of Los Angeles have won a notable vic-
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tory for free speech -- that is, the right to speak
unmolested on the street -- and religious ranters no
longer enjoy a monopoly given them by pin-
headed officials afflicted with the idea that only be-
lievers in the Christian superstition have any rights
under a secular government." I believe that the
right of Freethinkers, then won, to do open-air
speaking is still enjoyed in Los Angeles.
The religion in the school fracas of 1908 was
the set-to of Mr. Arthur Watts of River Edge,
New Jersey, with the local board. Mr. Watts pro-
tested against his children's being held under com-
pulsion while religious exercises were conducted.
The Hackensack Liberal Club, F.C. Stevens presi-
dent, did the fighting for Mr. Watts, and won after
a three months' contest. The Department of Edu-
cation of New Jersey, at Trenton, made a ruling
that "the attendance of pupils at religious exercises
in public schools must be entirely voluntary."
The Spiritualists reported a fifty per cent de-
crease in their numbers. President George Warne
of the National Association made the announce-
ment when vainly attempting to organize a Spirit-
ualist "church" in Pittsburgh, Pa. Channing
Severance wrote that organizing Spiritualists into
churches, with worship conducted by "reverends,"
had sent the philosophy down the skidway with a
rush. C. Fannie Allyn, another this-world Spirit-
ualist, agreed with him. But the "church" ten-
dency was too strong. The lecturers of the cult
are now reverends. The public was scandalized in
1908 by the appearance of cigarer-smoking girls at
the Sunrise Club. I deprecated the habit as detri-
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mental to the charm of the young girl, but my point
was overflowed by James F. Morton's defense of
the equality of the sexes, which I had not denied;
And smoking by girls prevailed.
"The killing of a Roman Catholic priest in Den-
ver by a miserable Sicilian murderer has been the
signal for the discovery of anarchist societies bent
on the total destruction of the Catholic church by
the simple process of killing off all the priests."
When this appeared in The Truth Seeker the Rev.
Father Heinrichs had lately been killed by a Ro-
man Catholic from Sicily. Nothing came out to
connect the killer, whose name was Alia, with any
organization, anarchist, anti-clerical, or Socialist.
When asked if he were an anarchist, he inquired
what that might be. But the feverish politicians
accused all three groups.
Police Commissioner Bingham of New York
asked for an appropriation of $100,000 to "hunt
down anarchists." The board of aldermen, who
probably knew that there was not an anarchist in
the city who could not be found in his home or
at work by any policeman at an hour's notice, re-
jected the application by a vote of 36 to 12. Presi-
dent Roosevelt, in a message to Congress in April,
declared that "when compared with the suppres-
sion of anarchy, every other question sinks into
insignificance"!
The Denver papers reported the imprisoned
Sicilian to be a devout observer of the religious re-
quirements of his church. The Truth Seeker,
quoting the Denver Weekly Post, said: "A good
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Catholic will go to his reward when Alia, the slayer
of Father Leo Heinrichs, mounts the gallows."
The Post described the genuflexions of the pris-
oner, and said: "This gives strength to the suppo-
sition that Alia's sentiments were not anti-Catholic,
but anti-clerical; that his grievance was not against
the Catholic church, but against her ministers."
According to Alia's friends he was "against" this
particular minister, who had injured him as a hus-
band or father, and locating him in Denver had
gone thither from Chicago and taken a Sicilian's
revenge by killing him.
Daniel Henry Chamberlain, a former governor
(1874-7) of South Carolina, dying in 1907 at the
age of 72, left a paper in which he had set down
his conclusions on the subject of religion. They
were those of a Freethinker, excluding "the idea
of a presiding or controlling Deity who continually
watches over the universe, exercising the function
either of keeping the machinery of the universe in
working order or putting it in order on occasions."
Governor Chamberlain rejected "such ideas as sin,
redemption, conversion, salvation, atonement, the
person, office and the work of Jesus Christ, the
Trinity, in a word, the whole circle and array of
dogmas and beliefs which make up the Christian
religion."
Being "much more than an Atheist," Governor
Chamberlain chose a Freethinker as "the truly de-
scriptive phrase" denoting the position at which he
had arrived, and said: "I know of no earthly in-
ducement which could lead me to go back to what
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now seems to me the darkness and unrest of for-
mer days and beliefs."
William Jennings Bryan early in the year erected
his presidential lightning rod in the hope that it
would be hit; began his crusade against the doc-
trine of evolution, and talked interminably. The
reaction of William Howard Taft, his prospective
opponent, was deplorable" for Taft also began to
preach. "Christianity and the spirit of Christian-
ity," said Mr. Taft, addressing a religious meeting
and talking what he knew to be buncombe, "are the
hope of the world and the only hope of popular
self-government." It was awful. Bryan had been
set back amongst the Methodists by a remark of
Bishop Fowler, which the death of the bishop in this
crisis recalled, that is: "Before I would vote for
Bryan I would go to sea in a boat of stone, with
sails of lead, oars of iron, the wrath of God for a
gale, and hell for a port."
The national election of 1908 in its religious fea-
tures resembled that of 1928. William Jennings
Bryan, twice defeated candidate for president, had
put himself up again for the office, and the Demo-
cratic convention at Denver ratified the nomini-
tion. Justice Gaynor of Brooklyn had been slated
for vice-president on the Bryan ticket, and would
have got there but for the exposure of the fact that
he belonged to the Christian Brothers, a Catholic
order, and had withdrawn. The Catholics fought
his nomination and the convention dropped him,
choosing instead Mr. John Worth Kern of Indiana.
Meanwhile the Republicans nominated William
Howard Taft, whom the orthodox Protestants at
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once attacked as a denier of Jesus Christ, Taft be-
ing a Unitarian; and the tail of the ticket was
James Schoolcraft Sherman, reputed to be of Cath-
olic sympathies and association. As President
Roosevelt chose Mr. Taft he had to champion him,
and did so in a letter addressed to a man who said
he had heard that Taft was an Infidel. It was a
coincidence that before writing the letter Mr.
Roosevelt took counsel of Cardinal Gibbons, as
twenty years later Al Smith consulted Father Duffy
before expressing himself.
The British courts convicted a blasphemer named
Harry Boulter, a street lecturer; notwithstanding
which medieval proceedings, said The Truth
Seeker, "this is the twentieth century of the era
of Christian love, charity, and forgiveness, as may
be verified by reference to the Almanac." The
court withheld sentence, but placed Boulter under
promise thereafter to modify his language, which
had been indicted as impious. Mr. Joseph Mc-
Cabe, then a comparatively new accession to the
ranks of Rationalism, caused a controversy among
the English Freethinkers by contending that the
only liberty denied Boulter was the liberty to ex-
press himself in scurrilous language. Having been
educated as a Catholic brother, Mr. McCabe had
not quite grasped the principle of free speech, as
enunciated by George Jacob Holyoake, that a man
has the right to say what he chooses in his own
words; and so, instead of waiting for such light
as Mr. G.W. Foote, Mrs. Hypatia Bradlaugh
Bonner, and Mr. F.J. Gould were prepared to pour
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in upon him, he made the mistake of discussing
the affair from the point of view of the police and
the complaining witnesses.
In June, 1909, Mr. Boulter having again ven-
tured to express his thoughts, was rearrested and
sentenced to one month's imprisonment.
If nothing else happens, there are always deaths
to set down. Each year I feel a hope that the next
list will be lighter; but look at 1908! And the de-
cedents are those of the Old Guard without whom
we might once have thought the cause could not
go on or the paper be sustained. First went Prof.
Henry Martyn Parkhurst of Brooklyn, on January
21, aged 82. Dr. Parkhurst, son of a preacher and
cousin to another of that name, had been news-
paper man, court stenographer, professor in astron-
omy. His death left W.H. Burr the last of the
pioneer group of stenographers who were Free-
thinkers, which included Stephen Pearl Andrews,
Theron C. Leland, and Edward F. Underhill. And
Burr soon followed him. William Henry Burr of
Washington died in his 90th year, February 27.
After graduation (1838) in Union College he
learned stenography, was official reporter in the
United States Senate and on the Congressional
Globe, now Congressional Record. He compiled
"One Hundred and Forty-four Contradictions of
the Bible," was the author of "Revelations of Anti-
christ" and other revelatory writings -- was the man
whom Ingersoll called the "greatest literary detec-
tive." Particulars of his life occupy two columns
in The Truth Seeker of March 14. Aunt Elmina
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Slenker, the good Quaker lady and industrious
worker for Freethought, died just past 80 at her
home in Snowville, Va. Aunt Elmina wrote a
hand that caused compositors to blaspheme, and
could do no public speaking because of a hare-
lip. She placed her name on the scroll, however,
despite the difficulty of deciphering her signature.
Edward Chamberlain, New York lawyer and in-
veterate enemy of Comstockism, nearly thirty
years a subscriber to The Truth Seeker, laid life
aside at 65, in January. His religious family, for
his funeral, engaged an Episcopal priest, who con-
ducted the services according to the book. One
could imagine a smile coming to the face of the
man in the coffin when they perfunctorily buried
him "in the sure and certain hope." Mr. Cham-
berlain was a very serious man, as one must be,
perhaps, effectively to contend with folly and fraud.
I recall the evening at the Liberal Club when he
announced a solemn duty he felt he had to perform
in behalf of woman. He then read the vaseline
and acid formula for birth-control which had been
given circulation by President Colgate of the So-
ciety for the Suppression of Vice, and surprised
his audience by castigating the author and dis-
tributor of such information. Let every woman
beware, he warned, of this nefarious cabal. "Why,"
he exclaimed, "the recipe has no efficacy whatever,
and many a poor girl who trusted in its treacher-
ous promise has been lost."
The "millionaire lumberman," Delos A. Blod-
gett, of Grand Rapids, Michigan, was an Agnostic
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to the day of his death in November, 1908. He
had lived 83 years. Blodgett, a captain of indus-
try, did Liberal work handsomely. Our lecturers
were sure of profitable engagements in Grand
Rapids, because he made the arrangements and
paid the expenses. His charities were large. The
Children's Home which he gave to Grand Rapids
was building at the time of his death. He im-
pressed me as a great man when I met him on his
visits to the coast while I was there.
The ripe ages reached by these Freethinkers are
extraordinary. The last time that William Henry
Burr was in New York he remarked that a few old
fellows like himself, standing one beside the other,
could reach back to the beginning of the Christian
era and shake hands with Jesus Christ (whom, of
course, he regarded as a myth).
Canadian Freethinkers revived the Pioneer
Freethought Club of Montreal, and Herald Rosario
Holmes reported its meetings. The Toronto Secu-
lar Society also manifested new life. The Liberal
Club of Hackensack, N.J., under Dr. F.C Ste-
vens and F.W. Emmer was a live organization.
Notice was given that on May 6 it would listen to
James F. Morton, Jr., and sing the hymn "Amer-
ica" in honor of his grandfather, the Rev. S.F.
Smith, who wrote it. At the Independent Re-
ligious Society of Chicago, M.M. Mangasarian
debated with the Rev. Dr. A.S. Crapsey, lately
deposed for heresy, the proposition: "Resolved,
That the Jesus of the New Testament is a his-
torical Personage." Mangasarian took the nega-
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tive and published the debate. The New York
Bohemians, as reported by Jaroslaw V. Nigrin,
held a convention to organize a Freethought Edu-
cational Federation, April 5. The Friendship Lib-
eral League, Philadelphia, celebrated the twenty-
fifth anniversary of George Longford's service as
secretary. The Buckeye Secular Union, George O.
Roberts president, held a state convention at Canal
Dover, Ohio, September 6. The former Rev. J.P.
Bland, resident speaker, addressed the Boston
Freethought Society every Sunday in Paine
Memorial Hall. The Manhattan Liberal Club was
meeting in Mott Memorial Hall, 64 Madison Ave-
nue, New York. Familiar names appeared on the
program of the Washington Secular League: Prof.
Charles W. Paflow, Dr. J.J. Shirley, Prof. David
Eccles, Mr. J.A. Hennesy, Mr. J.W. Nigh.
Eudorus C. Kenney was treasurer. At a meet-
ing in December the League took up a collection
amounting to $20 and on motion of Dr. Shirley
sent the money to the Editor of The Truth Seeker,
who received it with emotions of great pleasure,
and made this response: "The Truth Seeker grate-
fully accepts this assistance, this sympathy, but our
friends must remember that we have only a fount
of ink and white paper wherewith to express our
thanks; and how can these record the jumps of the
heart, the liquefaction about the eyes, and those
other reactions to kindness which are felt but must
remain unspoken?" Alexander S. Irvine had suc-
ceeded John R. Coryell in the attempt to keep the
Pentecost society together at Lyric Hall.
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The contributors of articles to The Truth Seeker
in 1908 were those whose names are familiar to
readers of these pages, and some who wrote once
and were heard from no more. Others began then
and have stood by ever since, among these Fran-
cois Thane, with his Sojourner's Note Book. And
look who is here! Woolsey Teller, by all that is
good and great! He has just discovered The
Truth Seeker and near the beginning of the year
and in the kindness of his teens writes to the edi-
tor: "Allow me to tender my earnest appreciation
of your well conducted journal."
Two stanzas of verse by Walter ("Southpaw")
Thornton are to be seen. Walt, when pitching for
the Chicago Nationals, read Ingersoll instead of
playing poker for a pastime; and subsequently, em-
ploying figures recognizably taken from frontier
life in Snohomish, wrote this:
TO COL. ROBERT G. INGERSOLL
"You left behind Creed's settlement,
With rifle true on shoulder thrown,
To follow-through the trail of Truth --
On frontier peak you stood alone.
As true of you, in praise I'll sing
Your words when Ebon 'crossed the bar':
'In night of death Hope sees a star;
Love hears the rustle of a wing."'
At last accounts, Walt was preaching, but he
quoted Ingersoll in his sermons.
June 27 the editor, E.M. Macdonald, in a signed
article, released the fact, which he long had been
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