Kenneth Arnold, Flying Saucer Man by Bufo Calvin (sung to the tune of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely
Kenneth Arnold, Flying Saucer Man
by Bufo Calvin
(sung to the tune of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band)
Forty-seven years ago today
Kenneth Arnold taught the world to say
"There's a flying saucer in the air"
And it gave the people quite a scare
Now here's another term you know
Today we just say U.F.O
Kenneth Arnold, Flying Saucer Ma-an!
What's in the sky,
Lighted up, flying by?
Could it be a real alien craft?
Perhaps it's a star or lights from a car
Or maybe I'm just going daft...
Oh, it's giving me the ontological bends
Oh, I hate it when a paradigm ends
Could it beeee a delusion?
I just know there's something there
Or an optical illusion?
I'm getting to the point I don't care
Oh, this is one of those long-lasting trends
Mm, I don't know just what message it sends
Message it sennnnnds!
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