Date: Sat Jun 18 1994 10:34:10
From: Sheppard Gordon
Subj: UFO Burning Questions
THE FRESNO BEE
I just finished reading a letter in The Bee from a gentleman
demanding answers to such questions as why NASA is covering up the
finding of huge artifacts on the moon and Mars, and why we are not
told of the thousands of crashed spacecraft the government has
I too demand answers to these questions and more! Why are we not
told that Elvis is being kept alive on Pluto by space aliens? Why is
the Midnight Sun (one of the last bastions of journalistic integrity)
the only paper to report that at least 12 of our congressmen are
space aliens? Do these 12 have green cards?
Why hasn't Ed McMahon sent my sweepstakes money? Why don't the
Dodgers have an effective bullpen? Wake up, America, we need to know
the answers to these questions.
I belong to Space Aliens Anonymous, an organization dedicated to
finding answers to these questions and exposing the UFO cover-up
conspiracy led by Bill Clinton, Tommy Lasorda and Ming the Merciless.
Since I am the only member at present, I am chairman of this
organization (also secretary, treasurer and sergeant-at-phaser), but,
if you wish to join the fight, you are welcome to attend the next
meeting. Just give Scotty your coordinates and he'll beam you up.